Chap 1- So one day I was hanging out in the black velvet room from the masque of the red death, you know, like everyone does on occasion, when all of a sudden, that bitch HERMIONE walked into the room, so I shouted out "YOU BITCH I WAS HERE FIRST

After class, Harry stayed behind to put the Hippogriffs away cause Hagrid was too stoned and had taken his shirt off and started singing Avril Lavigne's Complicated and then he passed out . Harry was taking care of buckbeak since he was riding him so hard. When all of a sudden it got dark, like nighttime dark. Harry heard something behind him and he turned around and stared into the darkness " Ron? is that you?" Harry shouted hopefully, his " wand" thumping against his leg, Ron didn't answer. " New Hermione?" Harry Shouted... " old hermione?" Noone answered him. Harry turned back around and continued to stroke his buckbeak i mean buckbeak. Then the wind shifted and a voice carried over him

" potter... "

Harry got scared... and maybe he peed his pants, just a little. When suddenly a figure from the forrest came running twards Harry!! ( the next parts of this story are gonna get a little ... NC-17, even though we are only Sixteen, it doesn't matter, so suck it) Harry tried to get away, but couldn't get away quick enough , because he stubbed his toe and pooped and passed out.

When Harry awoke he found himself almost nude tied to a pair of trees like a hammock. (yes HammOCK). Harry's "scar' begin to throb and he screamed, and said " volderbutt must be near" then a voice said " no you moron I 'accidentally' was burning you with my ciggy" When Harry looked twards the voice he screamed, for it was...

Malfoy!

Harry was shocked, and curious. " Malfoy, what are you doing, let me go!" harry whined like a pussy. Malfoy stubbed his cigerette out like sandy in grease and said " tell me about it , stud" Harry then said " i got the chills their multiplying" then Malfoy took his shirt off. " well, Potter, I told you to watch your ass" and Malfoy unbuckled his pants. Harry started crying , like the pussy he is, and said " It wasn't suppose to happen like this, I'm suppose to be with Ron!!" Harry cried. Malfoy slapped him and Said " Shut up! Im gonna fuck your EYES out" and made two peace signs with his hands and pointed down at harry and put on his boyzIImen Cd and the Song " I'll make love to you" started to play...

Harry screamed " no! NO!" ( and we all know the rule, it only means no the third time) ... well I don't want to get into the details of Harry's midnight rape, but Lets just say his " wand" was satisfied and he never said no the third time.