Shinigami-cat: So what to do what to do. Hmmmmmmm… Anyone up for a prom? I OWN NOTHING!
~~~~~Antonio's house~~~~~
"And I asked him to the prom." Said Antonio. He had just finished telling Francis and Gilbert how Lovino had broken him out of detention.
"Don't keep us waiting." Said Francis. "Did he say yes?"
Antonio beamed. "No."
"No?" Said Gilbert and Francis in unison. "He said no?"
"No. He didn't say no either."
"Then what?" Asked Gilbert. "Is he going with you or isn't he?"
Antonio sighed and closed his eyes. "I'm pretty sure he is going with me. I'll just turn up at his house and hope that he doesn't shoot me in the face."
"And then." Said Francis. "I'll turn up and sweep Feliciano off his feet take him to the prom and then afterwards we'll get better aquatinted if you know what I mean." The way Francis talked about Feliciano made Gilbert sick. He made a mental note to make sure Ludwig picked up Feliciano immediately after Antonio picked up Lovino. "By the way who are you going to the prom with Gilbert? Don't tell me you have no love in your life."
Gilbert smiled. "I'm going with Matthew."
Antonio and Francis looked at each other and then at Gilbert. "Who?"
"You know, Matthew. Alfred's much more awesome brother." He was a little pissed that his friends didn't know who Matthew was. "You'll see him at the prom damn it."
~~~~~Gilbert's apartment after talking with Antonio and Francis~~~~~
Gilbert burst through the door and ran around looking for his brother. "WEST!" He cried. "You need to ask Feliciano to the prom right now or Francis is going… I'm interrupting something again aren't I?"
Feliciano was lying on the couch; his shirt and belt were across the room, a scarlet blush dusted his face, his eyes were full of lust and his chest was covered in love bites. Ludwig was straddling him; his shirt was also on the other side of the room but his eyes were full of burning hatred (no prizes for guessing who he was looking at). "You think?" He asked.
Gilbert laughed nervously as he backed out of the room. "Well… you two seem to be just fine… I'm leaving now… call when I can come back… and don't forget to use a condom… don't want anyone getting any STD's now."
Gilbert ran out of the room, grabbed his keys and shut the door behind him. But not before hearing a rather unusual question. "Ve? Ludwig what dose STD mean?"
~~~~~Later when Gilbert was allowed to come back~~~~~
Gilbert couldn't help but smile at his younger brother, who kept giving him evil eyes. A light blush was still of his face. "What do you want Gilbert?"
"So you finally got laid. I have never been more proud of you then I am at this moment."
Ludwig's blush went darker. "Shut up Gilbert."
"What was it like to take his virginity?"
"Gilbert!"
Gilbert laughed at how uncomfortable Ludwig had become. "I'm just messing with you. So you are definitely taking him to the prom?"
Ludwig nodded. "Yes Gilbert I am taking Feliciano to the prom. That is if Antonio is taking Lovino."
"He better be taking him." Growled Gilbert. "If he doesn't everything is ruined. Especially seeing as how you just fucked Feliciano into the couch."
"Shut up already." Said Ludwig.
~~~~~After soccer practice one week before prom~~~~~
Feliciano was sitting in the bleaches waiting for Lovino to finish getting changed. While he was waiting his mind was filled with excitement about the prom. He hoped that he would look alright, he hoped that Rome wouldn't shoot Ludwig as soon as he got too the door because that would just be awkward. He was suddenly pulled out of his thoughts by a rose that happened to be in his face.
"A small gift for you." Said Francis. Feliciano took the rose and smiled.
"Thanks Francis." He said, too air headed to understand why Francis had given him the rose.
"So Feli, how about you and me go to the prom together."
"But I- mmph." Francis had put his hand over Feli's mouth and whispered seductively into his ear.
"Don't answer now, think about it. I'll be waiting." He blew Feliciano a kiss before walking off. Leaving Feliciano sitting in the bleachers with a rose in his hand.
"But I'm going with Ludwig." He whispered.
~~~~~Feliciano's room that same day~~~~~
Feliciano was sitting on his bed with the rose in his hand. He sighed. He was already going with Ludwig. He couldn't possibly go with Francis. Maybe he should talk to Rome about it. He seems to know a lot about love and dating. But if he did tell Rome Ludwig was going to get shot in the head, a lot. "Oi Feli?" Called Lovino. He was standing in Feliciano's doorway, his ever present scowl was on his face. "What's wrong with you today?"
Feliciano frowned. "What are you talking about?"
"That." Said Lovino. "Ever since soccer practice you've been acting really quiet. I don't like it. What's going on?"
Feliciano shrugged. "It's nothing." Lovino shook his head and sat on the edge of Feliciano's bed.
"I know there's something wrong so just hurry up and… where did you get the rose?"
Feliciano twirled it around in his fingers. "Oh, Francis gave it to me when he asked me to the prom."
Lovino grabbed Feliciano's shoulders and practically screamed at him. "Tell me you said no! For the love of pasta tell me you said no! I'd rather you go with the potato bastard then with him!"
"Why do you hate Francis so much?" Asked Feliciano. He knew his brother hated everyone to some degree, but he always seemed to hate Francis the most.
"Because!" Yelled Lovino. "He's a pervert! He only wants to get into your pants! He's like that with everyone he thinks is fun to fuck! He'll corner you, pressure you into doing things you don't want to do and no matter how much you beg for him to stop he won't until you threaten to put a hit on him!" When Lovino had finished his little rant he was panting (this is because he said everything in one breath).
"Ve? Why are you crying Lovi?" Asked Feli. Lovino touched his face and gasped, it was damp. He had been crying. He went bright red.
"No reason. Leave me alone." He barked. "Besides we're talking about you and that rapist."
"He's not a rapist Lovi. Francis is very nice and kind and-"
"How the hell can you say that about someone who almost raped me?" Lovino cupped his hands over his mouth. He so did not just tell Feliciano what he think he told him right?
Feliciano's eyes went as huge as basketballs. "Francis almost what? When did this happen?"
Lovino mentally kicked himself. He hadn't meant for Feliciano to find out about this. Hell no one knew about this except him and Francis. "New Year's Eve last year. I drank a little too much and Francis and I started talking. One thing led to another and before I knew it he had his hand down my pants. I begged him to stop but he said that I'd feel good really soon."
"Oh, Lovi… I'm so sorry."
Lovino shrugged. "Whatever. I managed to make him stop by telling him that I'd put a hit on him if he continued."
"But how come I didn't know about this?"
Lovino smirked. "I also told him that if he told anyone about it I'd shred all his designer cloths, and then put a hit on him."
Feliciano began to cry. "I'm so sorry Lovi." He sobbed. "I didn't realize that he tried to… I mean he almost… I'm sorry."
Lovino sighed and patted his younger brothers back. "It's fine Feli. Don't cry about it. It happened ages ago, so stop crying damn it."
Feliciano rubbed his eyes and smiled weakly. "I'm sorry Lovi." He said. "But I didn't say yes to him. There's no way I could ever go to the prom with someone like that." Suddenly Feliciano jumped up and down excitedly, startling Lovino (am I the only one who thinks that Feliciano is a bit Bipolar?). "Besides Ludwig has already asked me to the prom."
"How dare that potato sucker ask you to the prom." Yelled Lovino. "Where is my shot gun? I'm going to kill him!"
"But I thought you said you would rather I go to the prom with him than with Francis?"
"That was before I knew he did!" Growled Lovino. He was heading for the door when Feliciano crash tackled him to the ground. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm not going to let you hurt Ludwig." He growled. Damn Feliciano could be scary when he wanted to be (okay he just went from sad, to happy, to confused to angry in less than ten minutes… Seriously dose no one else think he is Bipolar?).
"What are you going to do about it?" Asked Lovino with a smug look on his face.
"I'll tell everyone about you and Francis, but I'll say you went all the way and you loved it." Lovino gasped. Was Feliciano blackmailing him?
"You wouldn't dare."
"Try me bitch." Snapped Feliciano. Lovino sighed. The only other time Feliciano had gotten like this was when he stole his pasta. Lovino didn't want a re-enactment of that.
"Fine I won't shoot the potato sucker."
"Good." Said Feliciano. He stood up and helped Lovino to his feet. "What about you? Are you going with anyone?"
Lovino blushed. "None of your damn business."
"Is it Antonio?" Feli asked innocently.
Lovino's face went bright red. "Shut up leave me alone." He ran out of Feliciano's room and into his room locking the door behind him. Feliciano giggled. Lovino was so obvious some times.
~~~~~Night of the prom at the Vargas house~~~~~
Rome was contently reading in the lounge room. It was a quarter to seven. He assumed that Feliciano would be going off to the prom soon. Lovino on the other hand would probably be staying at home. He sighed. He wished that his grandson would hurry up and find someone who would date him. Seriously he was his grandson. When Rome was his age he already lost his V-card to a rather sexy German that looked a hell of a lot like Legolas from Lord of the rings but way buffer. He was suddenly pulled out of his daydream by the crude sound of Lovino's voice.
"Later I'm going to the prom. Be back later."
"Very funny Lovi." Said Rome. The sound of the door slamming shut made him look up. Maybe Lovino really did go to the prom after all. "Good for him." Less than five minutes later the doorbell rings. Rome went over to the door and opened it to find Ludwig standing there looking very nervous.
"Good evening Rome." He said. "I'm here to get Feli."
Rome raised an eyebrow at him. Suddenly Feliciano appeared out of nowhere and hugged Ludwig. "Ve, I'm so glad you could make it Ludwig." He then out of either stupidity or… um… out of stupidity he captured Ludwig's lips in a quick kiss.
"So." Said Rome in a very dark, icy tone. "When did this happen? You remember the house rule right Feli?"
Feliciano beamed. "Of course I do and since Lovino is dating Antonio, I can date Ludwig." Rome gave him a quizzical look.
"Lovino is actually dating someone?"
Feliciano nodded. "Yes. Antonio picked him up a few minutes ago. Didn't you hear him leave?"
Rome shrugged. "Okay then you kids have a good time." He ushered Ludwig and Feliciano out the door. "And remember don't do anything I would do."
Feliciano nodded and pulled Ludwig away from the house. Once Rome had shut the door Feliciano turned to Ludwig. "So how are we going to get there?"
"Alfred's parents own a minivan and since Gilbert is dating Alfred's brother we're riding with them." Feliciano looked at the red minivan parked on the street. It looked nice enough. Ludwig opened the door and all that could be said was it was bloody world war three in there.
"Get your hands of my brother you pervert."
"For crying out loud I hugged him."
"Will you two wankers just shut the bloody hell up?
"Why are you so mean Arthur?"
"Shut up you're upsetting Birdy."
"Tweet."
"No not you Gilbird, Matthew!"
"Why did you bring that bloody bird anyway?"
"Because he is awesome like me."
"Can't be that awesome then. Ow the fucking thing bit me!"
"Serves you right Alfred."
Ludwig face palmed. Tonight wasn't going to be easy was it? Feliciano jumped inside followed by Ludwig who closed the door for him. Alfred turned around from the driver's seat to see the new arrivals. "Sweet we're all here." He said. He turned the ignition and started the car.
~~~~~In the car with Antonio and Lovino~~~~~
"I can't believe you said you would go with me." Said Antonio as he stopped at the traffic lights.
"Shut up." Snapped Lovino. "I never said I would go with you."
"Yet here we are." That comment seemed to shut the bad tempered Italian up. Antonio couldn't help but smile. Lovino looked so cute when he was like that. Who was he kidding? Lovino always looked cute to him, nothing was going to change that.
"Oi bastard the light's green." Said Lovino. Antonio regretfully pulled his eyes away from the cute Italian and concentrated on driving.
~~~~~Back at the Vargas house~~~~~
Rome was just about to finish reading the last chapter of a fan fic he was reading online (Yes I'm plugging fanfiction on fanfiction so shoot me… actually don't) this particular one was about a guy that looked a lot like Legolas and a guy that reminded him of himself, when the doorbell rang. He sighed and went to answer it. Standing there was Francis.
"Good evening. I'm here to pick up Feliciano."
There must be some kind of love triangle going on here. Thought Rome. He cleared his throat. "Sorry but you just missed him. Ludwig picked him up already."
Francis smiled and laughed. "I mustn't have gotten the memo. So sorry to have bothered you." Rome nodded and closed the door. Francis stood there for a few seconds. Slowly his anger started to bubble up inside him until he felt like punching someone. Specifically Ludwig.
"I'm going to freaking kill you." He muttered darkly as he walked to his car. He was pissed. Feliciano was his. He had gone after him for years and he was not going to let some stupid outsider claim what was rightfully his.
TBC
Shinigami-cat: …Oh France, Germany already claimed Italy. Didn't you read the beginning of this? REVIEW! PLEASE! EVERYONE WHO REVIEWS GETS A VERTUAL COOKIE!
