A/N: Idk where my mind is today. *mailman hands me a postcard 'Hey! went on vacation! be back tomorrow! -Your mind.* Well now we know!
Fionna was always finding old stuff, may it be outside or even in Marshall's closet, she was always finding well beyond its years and sometimes even dating back to before the Mushroom War. As always, Marshall Lee had to serve as both a history teacher and an archeologist whenever she found something of interest.
"Say Marshall, what kind of animal is this?" Fionna asked, picking up a stuffed animal that had been found earlier that day.
It was a pink bear with a rainbow stretched across its stomach and a little heart on its butt. Marshall took it from her and looked at it for a few seconds before tossing it back onto the couch.
"Its a Care Bear." He said in a very serious tone.
Hey, just because he at to be her history teacher, that didn't mean that he didn't enjoy messing with her every so often.
"A what?" Fionna asked as she went over to the couch and looked over the toy again.
"A demon bear with a radioactive stomach, believed to be the cousin of the teletubbies." Marshal said simply, shining a flash light (that came out of nowhere) under his chin suddenly.
"Were they dangerous?" Fionna questioned next, eyeing the toy at a distance now.
"Oh yeah." Marshall said in a serious tone.
"What would they do?" Fionna asked kicking the toy far away from her and Marshall and then backing away from it.
"I don't even want to tell you! Its too horrible!" Marshall yelped covering his eyes in mock terror. "But I heard some guys friend got killed when they tried to destroy them!"
Fionna jumped twenty feet in the air in surprise as she suddenly whipped out her sword for no reason. Then, she noticed Marshall's smirk and realized that he might have been playing her for a card. She decided to play along and then call him out on it.
"But its looks like such a friendly creature." Fionna challenged "There even called CARE BEARS!"
"Well don't let that fool ya!" Marshall said in a low voice. "The only thing they care about is killing."
Fionna jumped up again and grabbed her bag this time and sped out the door, leaving a laughing Marshall Lee behind her. He should have been wondering where she was going, but he was in too much of a good mood right now to really bother with it. He probably should have though, because a few hours later Fionna walked into Marshall's house and slapped his arm.
"Ah, what was that for!" Marshall yelped in more so surprise than he did pain.
"I asked Ice Queen and Gumball about Care Bears and they gave me a few movies on them!" Fionna yelped, "And the girl was hurt on accident and the Care Bears healed her with caring!"
Fionna slapped Marshall again, this time for no apparent reason because she seemed less than upset now.
"What was that for?" Marshall asked rubbing the redish pink mark now forming on his arm.
"The first was for lying, and the second is because I just wanted to hit you." Fionna said, going to where the Care Bear had been kicked earlier and picking it up.
With this being done, she cradled her new toy under her arm and promptly left the house again, leaving a very surprised Marshall behind in the house like before.
