The Story of Spammers
Day Ten :
Ten days. Wow. I had thought I would go crazy without hitting Todd for at least a week. It's weird when you try to break a habit. I kept trying to bite my nails, but it didn't work. For some reason, hurting spammers and keeping Joys tied up kept me busy.
Anyway. All of us were traveling towards Veilstone City. I didn't know why. After all, Team Galactic had their 'business' there, Paul the emo kid with his dorky older brother lived there, not to mention a casino and a depressed thirteen year old that's my age (Maylene).
Once again, we met some new people (and pokemon). Five, actually.We met a light brown haired blue-purple eyed lady named Ange with an A.O.I Keyblade in the morning. A Donphan named Kura joined us since the bastards mocked the president. Later on we met a seven foot black and silver robot named Kotor. He had a red triangular mark with a scorpion symbol (pretty pwning if you ask me). Last, but not least, I met two other people. One of them was Kagura, who was living in the Inuyasha world until the problem of the spammers started to exist. And the second person had black hair, emerald green eyes, a black sweater, a green T-shirt, and a black pleated skirt. Her name was Emerald.
So, I'm pretty sure our army was of twelve now. I would have asked Carid, one of my close OCs and Ash's cousin, but I'm pretty sure she was somewhere in Kanto beating up Mary-Sues with Misty. (I wouldn't know, since I never keep track of her.)
Our mission today ? Help Near with his chores. Sounded stupid, right ? Well, I kinda had to. Since one of my friends is obsessed with Near and actually had a dream about him...well, ever since, he's been kinda more obsessed with the sugar cubes (and bowling).
So... GoldenEye wasn't too happy about this when he had to handle Near's laundry. " Uh, Axletia ? Why do I have to handle this ? " he asked me.
" Um, 'cause you like Kyogre. "
-.- " Fine. "
He snatched a dirty t-shirt from me. All the guys were acting like doing laundry was the hardest thing ever. I think Kotor was pretty pissed off too, but, eh, he's a robot.
On the other hand, Emerald, Kagura, Kura, Ange, Chaos, Darky-rai, Kat, and me were sitting on Near's couch eating sugar. In other words, we were forcing the dudes to do the work.
Near came in, sitting on his chair, crouching like he usually does. He picked up a sugar cube and closely examined it. " Um, you girls didn't switch my cubes with LSD or somethin' like that, did you ? "
I giggled. " Of course we didn't, Nate. "
Near turned red and started to curse. For being a Japanese detective, he wasn't acting like a professional. Neither was I, but I'm young. I have tons of excuses (like, why I'm procrastinating on my China project for social studies). Kat tapped me. " Um, why is there someone in the refrigerator ? "
-screams !-
Of course, our fellow three idiots (spammers) were trying to raid Near's fridge. One of them crammed a half a popsicle in their mouths. The other two crammed a ham in the unmentionables, forever then on unfit for eating.
I let Ange and the other newbies do their beating the crap out of the spammers first. Ange used the awesome and pwning wrath of the A.O.I Keyblade. She transported one of the spammers into the oblivion world - Antarctica, where annoying Cresselia and Milotic lurk the icy iceburgs. Kura used an awesome rollout and used one of the spammers as a bowling ball. Kagura used some sort of sword to chop off a leg. Emerald, who sent out a Rayquaza, allowed it to use a hyper beam. Chaos, for once, used a nonelectrical attack and used ice fang. SilverUmbra used a wicked faint attack. Darky-rai used a pursuit. As for Kat and me, we took a bayonet and peeled one of the spammer's skin off. We burned its body, burned the skin, and threw the head far, far, away (into Professor Rowan. again.)
Then, the guys came in. Kotor flamethrowered the last guy, burning his face. Blaze used the honorable Big Bang Buster. ShadowKing used dragon rage (which, is another term for Rock Lee's Drunken Fist technique). GoldenEye used numerous attacks - solarbeam, earthquake, megahorn, and fire blast.
After all that, everyone grinned except for Near. He was like O.o I chuckled nervously. " Uh, sorry, Near, for uh, wrecking your house... "
DISAPPEAR x12 !
And of course, we had temporarily gotten rid of the spammers (again).
End
