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"Jade...I wanna have a baby." Tori tells me two years later while we're curled up on the couch watching A Nightmare Before Christmas. I chuckled, thinking she was kidding.
"Why?" I ask, humoring her.
"Because, I believe we'd be great mothers." She answered. I bursted into laughter, before shaking my head and focusing on the movie again. Her arms; that were around my torso holding me close, loosened. I frowned but ignored it. It wasn't until I felt her body softly shake, that I turned around to face her. She was sobbing silently with her eyes closed tightly. I felt terrible that I had been the reason that she was crying. My frown deepened, but I leaned over and kissed her tears away.
"Hey, I'm sorry...I thought you were kidding..." I say softly. She sniffled, as I brushed a few stray tears away gently with my thumb.
"I didn't mean to start crying, god I'm so emotional. It's just that I've always wanted kids, and I think the best time to have them would be now. The economy is good, we have enough money to support both us and a baby, and with your movie blowing up the charts we'll have enough to buy that house that I've always wanted!" She said pulling a complete 180; going from sad to happy. I groaned.
"Vega, kids aren't-"
"Ah ba ba ba! I'm Mrs. West now!" Tori said interrupting me and putting her finger with her wedding ring on it in my line of sight. I pressed a quick kiss to the back of her hand, then interlaced our fingers together.
"Okay, Mrs. West-"
"Yes, Mrs. West?" She interrupted me again; giggling to herself. I smacked her thigh.
"Tori, quit it." I groaned out. I glared at her for good measure.
"Kids aren't puppies, Vega. They're human beings. You have to feed them, bathe them, they stink, you have to pay for them to go to school, you have make sure they don't get sick, and you have to love them. And I don't want to share my love with anybody but you." I said with a pout.
"Awww, Jade! That's so sweet! But you know it'll be a different kind of love right? And you'll be a great mom!" She said kissing my cheek.
"And our little girl we'll be so cute! We shall treat her like a princess!" Tori declares. I shook my head defiantly.
"No. I don't want a kid." I said pouting some more.

~TERRIBLE THINGS~

I paced impatiently in the waiting room of the local sperm bank. Tori wanted to have the baby herself, instead of adopting. I bit my nail anxiously as I paced. One of the ladies reading a magazine glared up at me. I glared at her twice as menacing.
"The fuck are you looking at?! Go back to your magazine!" I snapped at her. She jumped and did exactly as told.
"Hey! None of that kind of language in here, or you'll be waiting outside!" The receptionist reprimanded. I gritted my teeth and worked my jaw side to side about to fire a comeback at the old hag, before Tori and the operationist? Came through the double doors chit-chatting away.
"I can't leave you alone for five minutes before you start harassing people." Tori said as she shook her head.
"Five minutes? You've been in there for an hour! How long does it take to put penis sperm into a vagina?!" I growled out, switching my glare from Tori to the doctor.
"It's more complicated than that, Mrs. West." The doctor said chuckling.
"Yeah! And you didn't have to get anything shoved up there anyway so what're you complaining for?" Tori asked glaring at me.
"You're the one who freaking wanted to have a kid the 'natural' way!" I said raising my voice.
"God, you're impossible!" Tori groaned as she started to storm out.
"Are your freaking hormones starting already?!" I growled as I speed to catch up with her.
"I'll see you in a month for your results!" The doctor called to us.

~TERRIBLE THINGS~

"OH MY GOD!" Tori screamed in agony as doctors wheeled her to her room. I ran along side them; fully packed duffle bags in my hands.
"Tori, baby, I'm right here." I tell her softly.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, JADE!" She screamed at me, shooting me a death glare.
"How?!" I cried.
"BECAUSE YOU DID THIS TO ME!" She yelled, then let out another cry of agony.
"I don't have A PENIS, TORI! I DIDNT FREAKING DO THAT TO YOU!" I yelled back at her. Then she started to sniffle and whimper.
"Why are you yelling at me?!" She cried as two nurses lifted her up into the hospital bed.
"Careful, she's fragile!" I squeak at them. I sighed and grabbed Tori's hand gently interlacing her fingers with my own.
"Tori, I didn't mean to yell at you. I'm sorry." I whispered to her, then placed a soft kiss on her forehead.
"I love you." She whimpered out.
"I love you too." I tell her then press my lips to the back of her hand. She started to scream again, then took her pain out on my hand which hurt like a bitch. Then our Obstetrician calmly walked into the room.
"Hi there, Mrs. West...and Mrs. West, always a pleasure." He greeted.
"Uh, doc, I'm in a lot of pain right now. So can please get this baby out of me?" Tori pleaded in between her screams.
'Oh, sure. She's nice to him...' I thought irritably.
"Sure thing, 'mom'." He said sitting on a rolling stool and rolling over to the end of the bed.
"Okay, what I need you to do is give me a big push. You can squeeze Jade's hand as hard as you like if it helps you." The doctor reassured my wife, he threw a wink in my direction to which I returned with a stiff glare.
"WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT FOR?!" I demand. But everybody in the room ignored my outburst and focused on the woman in labor beside me. Next thing I know my hand is being crushed by my wife as she howls in pain. After awhile she lets my hand go and I crumble to the floor hold my red, throbbing hand. Then Tori's crying ceases and I hear a shrill baby cry.
"It's a boy!" The doctor calls. I peek over the bed and see him cleaning all the blood and stuff off our baby, then he gently wraps him in a blue blanket and hands him to Tori. Tori smiles weakly at him.
"He's beautiful isn't he, Jade?" Tori asked as I stand beside the hospital bed and peer at the little blob of baby. I smile when I see the uncanny resemblance between him and Tori. I look at him, then at her, then back to him.
"Perfect." I whisper then lean down to kiss my baby boy's tiny hand. He smiled a gummy smile. Tori leaned her head against my chest and sighed contently.
"I think his name should be Adrian." She says.
"A perfect name for a perfect baby." I whisper and grin at my little family.


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