Sorry I haven't uploaded in a while. A long while. But I'm back. I blame school. So, here's your story.


Disclaimer: Me no own Earthbound.

Nanten: 'Come on, hurry up.' *Turns to Sierra* Do you have any idea where those two are? We have to do that one dare nessfan sent in. And they waited for us, so were waiting for them.

Sierra: ~Day dreaming about seeing Twlight with Nanten.~ Huh, what?

Nanten: :( WHERE'S NIK AND JAY!

Sierra: I don't know. Ask Chugga.

Nanten: :I 'Oh, shit. I forgot to tell her what happened to him...' Listen, I forgot to tell you about what happened to him.

Sierra: What happened? Did he break a leg? Or get Mushroomed. Crystallized?

Nanten: He... Died...

Sierra: What did you say? I swore I heard you say he... *Sees' Nanten's expression.* He died?

Nanten: Yeah. Well, seeing that those two slackers aren't showing up any time soon, lets start the show.

Sierra:O-O-Okay...

Nanten: Okay, starting in three, two, on-

?:LEAP OF FAAAAAAIIIIITTTHHHHHH!

Nanten/Sierra: WHAT THE FUCK?

?:Do you have to say that every time we jump off something taller than 20 ft? I mean, seriously, Emile.

?:Do you have to sound like my Mom, Kumatora! That was like, a 2000 ft drop!

Nanten: Is that really... EMILE! KUMATORA! YOUR NOT DEAD ANY MORE!

Emile/Kumatora: Huh? NANTEN! SIERRA! YES! WERE ALIVE! XD *Hugs them both*

Sierra: Okay, someone tell me whats going on. *Looks at they're hands* AND WHY ARE THERE WEDDING RINGS ON YOUR FINGERS!

Nanten: Someone dared Chugga to do something to Kuma that he would rather die first than do it, so he committed suicide. And when Kuma had heard about it, she kinda followed suit... Hey, what with the wedding rings?

Kumatora: Oh. Well, uh, when I had first seen him and what had happened, I kinda thought that I could tell him something that I wasn't able to before.

Sierra: Which was?

Kumatora: That I loved him.

Nanten: 'Kumatora x Lucas or Duster fan, eat your hearts out.'

Emile: And the wedding rings... Well, that's a later story. But still. WERE BACK!

Nanten: OKAY! STARTING THE SHOW IN THREE, TWO, ONE,-

Everyone There: HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH! THIS IS NK12'S EARTHBOUND ToD!

Emile: And I speak for both Kumatora and I saying, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!

Sierra: That's right. No witchcraft, no sorcery, EMILE AND KUMATORA ARE BACK!

Nanten: Well, there sure is a lot of all caps Happiness. Okay, before we start, Sierra and I have to get something done. If you all remember a dare that nessfan sent in, we still haven't done it, and since Jay and Nik aren't here, were just gonna have to do it ourselves. You'll see what happens later. *Walks over to Chugga* So your going to have to host today. Later!

Emile: Uhhh... Let's get the other people before something weird happens. *Hits button on remote in pocket*

Poof!

Ness: O_O... HOLY CRAP! THE GHOSTS OF EMILE & KUMATORA ARE BACK TO HAUNT US! AAAAHHHH!

Kumatora: Uhhh... We just found someone who could use healing omega.

Ness: Oh. ...Okay.

Paula: YAY! YOUR BACK! XD *Hugs them both*

Ninten: Great, great. Can we hurry this up? I need to get back home to watch the new Kid Nation.

Lucas: They brought that show back?

Ninten: Uh-huh!

Lucas: Sweet!

Emile: Okay, we get it. We need to get another dare done before I forget.

Kumatora: Yeah, I think it was that we have a debate on how to destroy justin bieber. (A/n: He's a fag, so no caps for him.)

Everyone: YEAH!

Emile: Okay three teams, members being from the three games, perhaps?

Ninten: Sounds good to me.

Ana: Me too!

Lloyd: Ditto!

Ness: Okay!

Paula: Sure.

OVER 1,000,000 yeses later(You get where this is going.)

Lakitu: 3, 2, 1, GO!

Mario: Get-a back here, you-a stupid turtle!

Everyone: *Sweat drop*

Emile: Uhhh... Okay, lets start before something else like that happens.

Salsa: Ooohhh-Keee! (Agreed.)

1.5 hours later...

Kumatora: And the winner is... MOTHER! With their idea of making him face every video game super boss ever created!

Emile: Along with 100%-ing every video game ever!

Nanten: ...Her, you mean.

Everyone: O_ WHAT! HE'S A GIRL!

Ness: Wait, when did you get back?

Ana: And whats with the Raccoon ears and tail?

Sierra: Long story short, he asked us to come into his trailer, some guy came in, and started fucking him in the front.

Everyone: *Shiver*

Nanten: After we ran, we saw a turtle flying on a cloud, with a guy who had an Italian accent go by. The guy dropped what looked like a leaf, I went to go pick it up, and now I have new ears and a tail.

Pippi: They make you look cuter.

All the girls+Tony: Uh-huh!

Jeff: Tony, is he your new crush?

Tony: So what if he is?

Ness: He has a girlfriend.

Ana: And he isn't gay.

Duster: And that no one here likes you.

Lucas: Duster! That was way unnecessary!

Everdread: Well, it's kinda ture!

Emile: Tony, no one likes you. You have no friends. You'll have to fuck your self to be happy.

Tony: Well, screw you ALL! *Walks up to Nanten and kisses him on lips* FUCK ALL OF YOU! *Leaves*

Nanten: … The horror... h-h-hee put his tongue in my m-m-m-mouthhhh...

Sierra: THAT SON OF A BITCH DID WHAT! I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM!

Everyone but them: …

Kumatora: Uhhh... The next set of dares comes from earthbound fan, and he or she wrote this:

Hello well i am new at this so let's see how this goes :D

Truths

Paula what was that thing you wanted to tell Ness after he escort you home?

Jeff why can't you do smash hits in the game,Loid also uses guns and he can smash?

Dares

Pokey/Porky: kidnap Nana

Lucas save Nana but there are will have to be two ways one gets to Nana the other one to a giant omelette you will have to decide or Nana or omelette!

Ana have revenge on Pippy for kissing and punching Ninten (you can use anything psi,frying pans,etc) well that all i have hope it's okay :S

… Okay, those Truths are the best one I've seen.

Poo: Yes, because they will explain a lot.

Emile: So, Paula. What did you want to tell Ness when he brought you home? Everyone wants to know.

Ness: Yeah Paula, especially me!

Paula: … That I wanted to know if I could spent the night a his house because My Dad and The Kids would keep on bugging me about our adventure and if I was alright-

Ness: And if you wanted a piece of pie.

Paula: What?

Paula's Dad: I did nothing of the sort!

Emile: Than how come I remember?

Paula's Dad: ...Darn it.

Ness: Huh, well, that makes sence.

Nanten: Yes, yes it does. Next, Jeff, why can't you get smash hits while Lloyd can?

Jeff: Cause the game designers were LAZY!

Lloyd: Well, try going through Mount. Itoi! I didn't get one smash hit while DCMC got five!

Teddy: Your also the reason I DIED!

Sierra: Restrain Teddy! *Physic energy minions appear and restrain Teddy from killing Lloyd*

Nanten: Ness, remind me not to get on her bad side.

Ness: Same here.

Sierra: Next! Porky, kidnap Nana.

Porky: Well, if I do, she'll just keep talking and talking, and then Lucas will be able to find us, and I'll probably be in the middle of raping her.

Emile: WHAT, THE FUCK, IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Everyone else: YEAH!

Nanten: Okay, since the next two dare are obsolete, time for the next set of dares! They come from DARKNESSWITHINME, and they said,

Did I read that right?Chugga and Kumatora died NOOOOO!ok so I dar Ninten to steal all the Omletes in the world Lucas you got to stop him no using Psi though

Ninten: Why would I steal all the omelets in the world? I would have no use for them.

Sierra: Stop reading peoples minds!

Ninten: I didn't have to. He read them aloud. Everyone could hear them!

Everyone: True!

Mr. Saturn: Very true. Dakota!

Nanten: People, Mr Saturn is here to! Dare him once and a while!

Sierra: Ninten, just do it!

Ninten: Fine. I'll be back in a day unless someone stops me.

Nanten: Lucas, go stop 'im.

Lucas: Why should I?

Emile: Because it's your dare.

Ana: And you love them.

Kuma: And I'll give you 20 bucks.

Sierra: When did you get that?

Kuma: Emile gave it to me for some new clothes, scene these don't exactly fit me any more, and I had 20 bucks left over.

Nanten: How do the clothes your wearing right now not fit?

Kuma:*Breathes in a whole lot of air* *Jacket, shirt, and you-know-what breaks* That's why.

Lucas: Hmmm... And I get a picture of Sierra naked.

Nanten: Dude! You what a pic of my girlfriend naked!

Lucas: Yep.

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!

Kenny~without hood~: Come on, Kyle. We gotta get that new video game!*Looks at girls.* Hell-lo, Lay-dies.

Pippi: OH MI GAWD, HE HAWT!

Nanten: *Looks at him.* To easy. PK JAMMIN' BETA.*Kills Kenny*

Stan: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED KENNY!

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!

*They both leave*

Ana: Uhhh... Who were they?

Pippi: AND WHY YOU KILL SUPER HAWT ONE?

Nanten: They're characters from South Park, a show I like. And because he'll go back to his bed, somehow.

Lucas: Do we have a deal or not?

Nanten: Sierra? You okay with that?

Sierra: Fine. But your taking it!

Lucas: *Walks up to Ninten* Please don't steal all the omletes.

Ninten: Okay. Can Ana and I look around town?

Nanten: Sure. In fact lets all go, because we are out of time. So, see you guys next time!

Everybody: BYE!

Ness: To the town! Away! *Starts heading in wrong direction*

Paula: ...Should we tell 'im?

Sierra: He'll figure it out.