A/N I do not own Hot Wheels Battle Force 5
"And where back!"
Agura: And thank goodness I'm no longer a Guy!
"Our first questions our from TecNicolorKrystal"
Stanford and Tezz what would you do if you found out I was your biggest fangirl and we met one day?
Zoom why are you so awesome?
Agura if you hade a baby with one of the members of BF5 who would it be?
All: When was the last time you cried?
Tezz: I'd rudely ignore you
Stanford: I'd embrace you with open arms
Zoom: The Youngest-Hyperactive-martial arts-kid is always the most awesome!
Agura: Vert of course
AP: and the crying?
Vert: When my mom died
Agura: When I had to release Fola back into the wild
Stanford: When I left home
Sherman: When Spinner tricked me into going up that tree when we where kids and I couldn't get down
Spinner: When I thought I lost Sherman at day care when we where kids turned out he'd been sleeping under the table
Zoom: When I was little and scrapped my knee
Tezz: When I was first sent to the red sentient moon
A.J: when I thought I was going to die after an avalanche
Sage: when the war between the reds and blues started
AP: Where did I leave my violin?
"InvaderLuver once again has come through for us with some questions"
Zen have you gotten pregnant by Zoom before one of those nights when…somebody dropped the soap?
Zoom are you in love with Zen? If so could you kiss him or something cute?
Tezz in reference to my last question would you like to "become one" with A.J.?
Zen is it me or does your voice sound a little like China in Marukaite chikyu theme? And would you like China?
Sherman and Tezz do you like anime?
Zen: No I haven't I'm a boy!
Zoom: Too put it all to rest.
(Zoom leans over and delivers a kiss to Zen's cheek with a "Chu" and the fan girls go wild)
Tezz: is that supposed to be some hidden joke? If so than the answers no!
Zen: I guise and yes I do like China (the character)
Tezz: Yes my particular favourite is Soul Eater
Sherman: My favourite is Transformers
"Love Me gave us a questions for Agura and Vert to answer"
Agura would you ever try to make Vert jealous by acting "Friendly" With an ex?
Vert have you guys had a party but couldn't remember anything except that their was a party? If so AP would you show us a clip?
Agura: well my 7 deadly ex's came to town and Vert was jealous but more of them acting friendly to me
AP: This is Battle Force 5 not Scott Pilgrim!
Vert: in terms of the party here…
(Hands AP a video camera and hooks up to the TV)
(On the TV)
Everyone is drunk Vert is hitting Zoom who he mistakes for Agura Stanford is on the roof literally! and Tezz is out-cold!
(Back at the studio)
AP: No wonder you couldn't remember
"pandas has a question for Kyburi"
Kyburi do you have a crush on Krytus?
Kyburi: I won't admit it but I won't deny it either
"Next Tezz has questions from Hyuuga fangirl111"
Do you sing and dance?
Tezz: No
AP: Role the clip!
(On the TV)
Tezz sings and dances to…
I died
So many years ago
But you can make me feel
Like it isn't so
And why you come to be with me
I think I finally know
mmm-mmm
You're scared
Ashamed of what you feel
And you can't tell the ones you love
You know they couldn't deal
Whisper in a dead man's ear
It doesn't make it real
That's great
But I don't wanna play
'Cause being with you touches me
More than I can say
And since I'm only dead to you
I'm saying stay away and
Let me rest in peace
Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my, sweet release
So let me rest in peace
You know,
You got a willing slave
And You just love to play the thought
That you might misbehave
But Till you do,
I'm telling you
Stop visiting my grave
Let me rest in peace
I know I should go
But I follow you like a man possessed
There's a traitor here beneath my breast
And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed
If my heart could beat, it would break my chest
but I can see you're unimpressed
So leave me be and
Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
Im a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my sweet release
Let me rest in peace
Why won't you
Let me rest in peace?
(Back at the studio)
Tezz: I'm starting to hate you!
AP: I try
"Our next question is for the boys from Shark"
You're taking Agura on a date, where would you take her? And what would you do?
Vert: I would take her wherever she would want to go and do whatever she wanted to do
Agura: I might just take you up on that offer
Stanford: to fancy restaurant
Agura: Where you would leave me the bill
Zoom: to a martial arts show
Agura: Not bad idea
Sherman: a science museum
Agura: Well it's the thought that counts…I guise?
Spinner: I'd take her…
Agura: No!
Tezz: to a rock concert
Agura: I do like music
A.J: Skiing
Agura: Figures
"Oceanstalker sent us these next questions"
Zoom do you have a man crush on someone? Who is it?
Boys, please give a statement of why Agura should date/marry you?
Zoom: no but if I had a choice I'd go with Vert
Vert: The fans have already spoken for me and Agura
Stanford: What girl wouldn't want marry me? I am royalty after all
Agura: one might be interested if you weren't spoiled and 189th in line for the throne
Zoom: I'm a little too young to get married but some woman like 'em tough
(Note no sexism intended I'm just going out on a whim with these ideas)
Sherman: I really have no interest in marriage
Spinner: I have a good sense of humour
Tezz: Intelligence and good looks are such a hard cobanation to come by
Agura: exactly
A.J: I don't have any reason
"Next we have a whole bunch of questions from who"
Questions for everyone on the team:What superpower would you like to have and why?What is your biggest fear?Who on the team do you try to protect the most?What do you guys do on your birthdays?If you have a nightmare who is the one person on the team you go to for comfort?What was your worstinjurybefore joining the team and after joining and how did the team react?Have any of you been sick since joining the team and if how did the team take care of you?If you could have a pet what would it be?If you could borrow another member's vehicle who's would it be and why?How long did it take for you to feel like the team was a part of your family?What do you like the most about being on BF5?Questions for Vert:Who do you think should be in charge if both you and Agura aren't there to lead?Have you ever had to "punish" or "discipline" someone on the team? If so, who, why, and how?Who do you think has grown the most since joining the team?Who were you most reluctant about having join the team? Why?Questions for Agura:Is there anyone on the team that you feel you have to "mother hen" a lot?Rank the boys in the order of who you are most likely to go out with.Questions for Sherman:How do you feel about barely being in some of the new episodes?Questions for Zoom:Did you have any mixed feelings about leaving the order?
Vert: blade manifestation (Summoning different type of swords)
Agura: animal limb mimicry
Stanford: sonic scream
Sherman: Tech manipulation
Spinner: material absorption
Zoom: more powerful fist techniques you know such as firing shock waves from fists
Tezz: magnetism
A.J: cryokinesis (Control over ice)
Sage: Telekinesis
AP: Fear?
Vert: Failing to protect my friends
Agura: needle's
Stanford: ghosts
Cortez bros: Separation
Tezz: Solitude
A.J: fire
Zoom: ice
AP: Why are you so afraid of ice?
Zoom: Ice melts into water and I can't swim
Sage: Krytus
AP: Who do you protect the most?
Vert: Zoom
Agura: Stanford
Stanford: Anyone
Cortez Bros: each other
Zoom: Vert
Tezz: Stanford he needs all the protection he can get
A.J: Tezz
Sage: Everyone
AP: Birthdays?
Vert: We just go to Zeke's for big meal of course we have to disguise Sage so we can take her with us people around town aren't exactly used to seeing aliens
AP: Nightmares and comfort?
Vert: Sage she's pretty good with words
Agura: Who else but Vert
Stanford: A.J. his enthusiasm is always a comfort
Cortez bros: each other we always went to each other when we where young
Zoom: Vert he's my big brother
Tezz: To be honest Vert
A.J: Stanford
Sage: Vert he's been with me through thick and thin
AP: Injuries?
Vert: Before I was caught in a car crash and after was when I broke my arm in a fight Krytus
Agura: before attacked by a lion and after a head injury after ramming into a battle zones wall
Stanford: before I was beat up by my older brother and after when I repeatedly got stung by a vandal mosquito!
Sherman: Before we where nearly blown up in one of my experiments…
Spinner: …and after we nearly go crushed under a falling ceiling
Zoom: Before I got several broken ribs from training in the order and after when I got poisoned by Hatch
Tezz: before I received slight injuries when I went through the portal to the red sentient moon and after received an electric shock from Sage
A.J: I broke a few bones in a accident and after I was nearly blown up by Kyrosys
Sage: before do mental injuries count? And after none
AP: When you're sick?
Vert: we usually take it in turns to take care of the one who sick in our own unique way
AP: Pets?
Vert: a dog
Agura: another lion cub or to keep it simple a cat
Stanford: a canary
Sherman: a rabbit
Spinner: a rat
Zoom: a monkey
AP: How matching
Tezz: A snake
A.J: Polar bear cub
Sage: a Cyber Mouse
AP: Vehicles?
Vert: the Chopper for its speed
Agura: the GearSlammer for its power
Stanford: the Mobias Command Centre the bigger the better
Cortez bros: The Reverb for its cool music system
Zoom: the SplitWire for its high voltage
Tezz: the Sabre for its multiple weapons
A.J: the Tangler for its climbing
Sage: the Buster for protection
AP: Family?
Vert: when Tezz brought up but I guise we felt it way before then
AP: And the best thing about being on Battle force 5?
Vert: Saving the world
Agura: Driving the Tangler
Stanford: proving my worth
Cortez bros: Seeing new places
Zoom: Being free
Tezz: Being able to show my intelligence
A.J: helping others
Sage: protecting the Multiverse
AP: Now that we got all that out of the way Vert you're up!
Vert: I think I would leave Tezz in charge out of all of us he's the most intelligent
AP: Punish and discipline?
Vert: its extra training for disobedience and cleaning the Hub from top to bottom all by yourself for Idealness in battle, but for Stanford and Zoom it's a little different
AP: how so?
Vert: Well Zoom for his recklessness and Stanford for his Arrogance and lets just say I give them both what Stanford's parents should have given him a long time ago (Winks)
Stanford & Zoom: HEY! (Blushes)
AP: Does Zoom fall asleep in your arms afterwards?
Vert: All the time and sometimes he even sucks his thumb
AP: He does!
Zoom: SHUT UP!
Vert: Anyway to answer the next question I think the one has grown the most is Stanford due to his independence
AP: and who where you the most reluctant to join?
Vert: A.J. I just didn't want to get him caught up in all this
AP: Agura it's your turn
Agura: I guise you could say Zoom
AP: And the boy ranking?
Agura: in order from the guy I would most likely date to the guy I would least likely date, Vert, Tezz, A.J., Zoom, Stanford, Sherman and then Spinner
AP: Sherman it's your time to shine?
Sherman: to be frank I think it sucks
AP: Zoom
Zoom: Hell no! I'm glade I left but it was hard to leave Zen behind
AP: Roll the clip!
(On the TV)
Zoom sneaks through the temple and heads for the door but just as he gets there someone grabs his hand, Zoom turns around to see Zen standing their
"You're leaving aren't you?
"Yes Zen, here I'm restricted but out there I'll be free"
"But what about your responsibilities here?" Zen clings himself to Zoom
"You're welcome to come with me"
"That's your life not mine" Zen pulls himself away "Please be careful and promise me you'll never forget us"
"I promise" and with that zoom disappeared into the night
(Back at the studio)
"And our last question is from SkittyKatz"
Everyone if one of you went mad who do you think would be the most dangerous?
Everyone: TEZZ!
"Well that's a wrap everyone now it's time for our "Random Event" and this time where going to pick on Sherman"
Sherman: I'm too smart to fall for any of tricks
AP: you're right which is why I'm going to let you meet a famous movie actress who is straight through that door
Sherman: I'll add to my autograph collection
(Sherman heads through the door)
AP: Oh an actress is in there alright but what I didn't tell him is that it's Mamie, the 600-pound gorilla who appears in Obnoxious Pictures "Jungle Jitters" MUWHAHAHAHA!
(Crashing, gorillas growling and Sherman's screaming can be heard from behind the door)
"Join us next time for more answered questions"
