"So, how's it going with him?" I asked Alexis curiously,
"What?" She said dreamily, staring past me.
"You know...him?"
What?"
"What you told me yesterday," I said, suddenly getting fustrated...Has she suddenly lost her memory? Wait! Maybe she has!
"Alex? What's my name,"
"Kaitlyn, what are you on about?" she asked, Still not looking at me,
What are you...? Oh." I added, finally understanding.
"Wanna go spy on James...? See if their conversation is funny?" I asked, determined to make the mood more fun.
"Hmmm?" She mumbled, staring at Fred. Angrily, I thrust my book at her, smacking her in the face.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU CRAZY LUNATIC?" She said, sharing her words with the Great Hall.
"Alexis, please don't be like this because of a boy!" I pleaded, "We've been friends for Four years..Remember all the fun? Please dont ruin that!"
"Now your getting cheesy." But her expression softened, "I'll always be the beautiful, dashing Alexis!" I rolled my eyes.
"There's the Alex I know and love,"
"Arent we going to check out that conversation?"
" 'Course we are!"
We were using the extendable ears that mum and dad had gotten from Harry and Ginny's private WWW stack from George.
"Doesnt my hair look incredible?" We heard James ask Albus. Well it was more a statement.
"Yea, yea, sure...what's this all about? You're even more self-centered than usual,"
"First of all, HEY! Second, well, I may like a girl." We gaped, and looked at eachother, like, this is totally worth it.
"Who?" Albus asked curiously.
"She may be here, I cant say." We inwardly groaned..She must be a Gryffindor then.
"Hey guys," We jumped.
"Oh..hey Rosie Posie. How'd it go with darling Scorpius?" She blushed.
"Great, what are you doing here?"
"James has a cru-ush, James has a cru-ush," We teased,
"Really, who?" She jumped up and down. We shrugged and she looked slightly disappointed,
"Wait!What if she has a crush on you, Lynn Bynn?" She suddenly looked happy again...I frowned, "He saved your butts in the rollerskating incident."
"And yours, and Alexis'" I frowned, "Maybe he was having a good day?"
"James thinks he's so incredible, EVERYDAY is a good day."
"Who said he isnt crushing on Alex?"
"WHAT? Why would you suddenly bring ME into this ghastly conversation?" She screamed like a madwoman, shaking my shoulders whilst sinking to her knees in despair, "WHY ME? WHY ME?"
"Why who?" A deep voice interuppted us.
"WHY dont you keep that nose of yours, which may I add is NOT perfect, despite everything you say, OUT of other people's business," I pushed away the fact that he looked slightly upset, Alexis say his face and responded with a small, yea.
"Sorry, I mean, My nose IS perfect, For you information." He said, turning on his heels proudly,
"And yours ISNT so HA HA! BOO YOU,"
"Wow, so mature and may I say, what a professional comeback," I added sarcastically.
"I know right, And thank you, because that is what I gentleman I am," He said boastfully, not taking the sarcasm. I headed back to the dormitory, dragging a squeeling Rose and Alex with me.
"Ow my ear"
"Ow my arm,"
"OW my nose,"
"What was that for,"
"Ow ow ow ow"
"My ear'll need to be chopped off," Rose wailed in despair,
"My Arm AND leg will need special wizarding surgeries to cure the injury you just caused me,"
"Shut up," I said
"Why you taking your anger out on ME?" She wailed, "It's James your mad at, REMEMBER?"
"You've always been my punching bag, dear," I said sweetly,
"Oh no, you didnt, Dont you DEAR me when you just ALMOST killed me, which resulted in fatal injuries,"
"Why are you suddenly talking so Ravenclawish,"
"Housist."
"What?"
"HOUSIST!"
"I heard you the first time, and I think Martin Luther King heard you the second time,"
"He's dead,"
"EXACTLY!"
"Housist means your judging by houses,"
"I DID NOT!"
"did too,"
"Did not"
"Did too."
"Immature brats," Rose muttered,
"EXCUSE me?" We turned to her, and soon we were wrestling on the ground.
