Note: Ello victims! I mean friends…I meant friends…anybody get the new fob C.D. yet? I like it! Anyways, I'll quit rambling, on with the chapter! Oh, and go to www.lost.eu/205e4 it's a coolio game-Casey OH! And this chappie is TRULY PG-13!
Iola: Ok. Then there was three.
Izzie: DUN DUN DUN!
Chet You two…sigh
Iola: Is Joe dead yet?
Izzie: Shockingly, no. He fell down a flight of steps and got ANOTHER concussion. I swear those two are accident-prone.
Chet: Iz, did you trip him down the stairs? Cause if you tripped him it does not count…
Iola: OMG! Iz, your so evil!
Izzie: I did not trip him! I tripped Aunt Gertrude who then fell flat on her face and he tripped over her…so technically…
Chet: Technically you're evil.
Izzie: SHUT IT!
Iola: So, your plans for today?
Chet: Oh god.
Izzie: I got the mountain dew!
Chet: The what?
Iola: But we always use beer, or vodka, or rum, or something for this game!
Izzie: Sorry, Iola. I'll go pretty far, but when it comes to bringing alcoholic beverages to school…
Iola: Point made.
Chet: What the?
Izzie: You know how we revealed to you how when we say were having sleepovers were really going to parties?
Chet: Yes…
Iola: Well, at some of the small parties we play this game that everybody has a glass of alcohol and somebody says something like 'I have never gambled with real money underage.'
Izzie: And if you personally have done that, you take a sip of your drink.
Iola: First one drunk wins.
Chet: But we can't get drunk.
Izzie: No, Chet, we can get drunk off of sugar.
Chet: Oh god.
Iola: Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Izzie: Okay, have a can of Mountain dew.
Chet: And do you plan on getting caught?
Iola: Oh, just drink it under the table!
Izzie: Here.
Iola: Ok, I'll go first. I have never made out with one of my friend's boyfriend or girlfriend.
-Both Chet and Izzie drink-
Iola: WTF?
Izzie: I made out with Callie's boyfriend last year when drunk.
Iola: Oh, god. I remember that. And then we knocked him out with a hammer and locked him in the bathroom, and forgot about him until the boy's parents came home and they walked in on him sleeping in the bathtub.
Chet: What?
Izzie and Iola: Don't ask.
Chet: No, seriously, WHY?
Izzie: We, well, we were on our way to sober and we thought, Oh god, Callie's gonna hate me/Izzie when she finds out I/she made out with her boyfriend.
Iola: So, we knocked him out-let me remind you, we were still slightly drunk-and locked him in the bathroom. We were gonna take him out at the end of the party….
Izzie: But we were running late and Callie was with us.
Iola: So, we totally forgot about him until we were driving home.
Izzie: We drove secretly, me and Iola in one car and Callie in the other.
Iola: And Izzie suddenly goes, Oh god! OH SHIT! IOLA!
Izzie: And Iola goes, What? And no need to shout you idiot! I'm in the PASSENGER SEAT!
Iola: Then Izzie goes, we forgot Rick. Well really she started singing Panic! At the Disco's 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.'
Izzie: Exchanging body heat in the PASSENGER SEAT!
Izzie: Then Iola says, crap crap crap crap OMI-STINKIN-CRAP!
Iola: Then Izzie goes, well, at least Rick is a Dick.
Izzie: Then Iola and I just bust up laughing, and forget about him.
Iola: And she is STILL dating him! He was too drunk to remember Iz making out with him or us locking him in the bathroom!
Izzie: It was so cool!
Chet: Does Callie know about this?
Iola: Err…no. But this is why we hate Callie's boyfriend.
Izzie: He's hot, but has NOTHING else going for him.
Iola: And we think he's cheating on her.
Chet: Oh-Kay.
Iola: So, Chet, when did you make out with one of your best friends boyfriends?
Izzie: Iola, you just wrote boyfriend!
Chet: OMIGOD! NONE of us are gay!
Iola: Sorry! I wasn't thinking.
Chet: Its…K.
Izzie: Really, it is…its kinda funny.
Chet and Iola: Shut up.
Izzie: Yeah…
Iola: Okay, Chet, you're next!
Chet: Erm…okay…I have never stolen anything.
-Both Izzie and Iola drink-
Izzie: Well that was a shitty question!
Iola: Really, who hasn't stolen something?
Izzie: Remember when we stole that orange cone?
Iola: You mean those TWO orange cones and a no parking sign?
Izzie: OH YEAH! And that one time when you were driving, I was in gunshot, Callie was in back, and we stole the cone while driving?
Iola: And you grabbed the cone while we were moving and it got stuck in the door?
Izzie: And that elderly couple laughed at us…
Iola: And just five minutes before that you stood in the middle of that parking lot cutting the No Parking sign free from the pole?
Izzie: And the orange cone I stole from Geauga Lake?
Iola: OH YEAH! You ran behind our van, right in front of Frank and Callie, grabbed the cone, and ran back. In bare feet on asphalt in August.
Izzie: It had been dark for, like, an hour though.
Iola: That was a fun trip…
Izzie: Oh yeah…so see Chet! Really who hasn't stolen something?
Chet: Uh, ME! Really, Izzie, you're a detective's daughter…and I never knew you two had an obsession with parking décor.
Izzie: Yeah, I also smoke, under age drink, am a whore, and have 'made love' more times then my own mother. But 'parking décor'?
Iola: TMI! MAJOR TMI!
Chet: Oh…blackmail Isabelle…blackmail!
Izzie: Huh? And how is 'parking décor' TMI?
Chet: You really are a ditz. And WE DID NOT MEAN PARKING DECORE!
Izzie: Oh, and you just figured this out? I mean about me being a ditz…I am blonde…
Iola: Really Chet…
Izzie: HEY! YOU"RE SPOSTA BE ON MY SIDE!
Chet: I can just take this paper from you!
Izzie: DAMN YOU! FEAR MY KILLER TACKLE!
Iola: Aw shit.
-Izzie then gets up and tackles Chet, making a HUGE disturbance. -
"Um…Isabelle? Chester?"
"IZZIE! GET OFFA MY LEGS!"
"YOU KICKED ME IN THE BOOB! PERV! PERV!"
-Bell rings, Izzie manages to get the note-
"VICTORY IS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
-Izzie crumples up the note and throws it into the trashcan. -
"OH YEAH! GO ME! GO IZZIE! GO IZZIE! IT'S YA' BIRTHDAY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"
-With pride, dignity, and a you-stinking-idiot-are-you-really-that-dumb expression on his face Chet Morton picks the crumbled up note out of the trashcan and flattens it out. -
"DAMN YOU CHESTER ALAN MORTON! RUNNING!"
-Izzie takes off running leaving a shocked Chet and Iola in her wake. -
"I think the mountain dew has set in."
"I think you're right, Iola. I think you're right…"
Note: Sorry it took so long. It was just a hard PG-13 chappie to write. And yes, I did steal an orange cone from Geauga Lake, but my mom stole the 'no parking' sign and other orange cone from the side of a street. Cept my mother then found a better orange cone and we was gonna steal it, but it was in front of a POLICE STATION! Weird…So sorry. Its two in the morning in my parts. Oh, and when I stole my cone from Geauga Lake my friend Alexis and her Aunt was in the car behind me. So Lex here left a message on my celly saying I was going to be arrested in a very formal (Funny) Manor. Need sleep…well, not really. But I'm rambling. So, bye. I have not even started the next chappie so. Yeah. Wow, this was almost 6 pages…
Best of luck, yo. -Casey
