Note: Ello victims! I mean friends…I meant friends…anybody get the new fob C.D. yet? I like it! Anyways, I'll quit rambling, on with the chapter! Oh, and go to www.lost.eu/205e4 it's a coolio game-Casey OH! And this chappie is TRULY PG-13!

Iola: Ok. Then there was three.

Izzie: DUN DUN DUN!

Chet You two…sigh

Iola: Is Joe dead yet?

Izzie: Shockingly, no. He fell down a flight of steps and got ANOTHER concussion. I swear those two are accident-prone.

Chet: Iz, did you trip him down the stairs? Cause if you tripped him it does not count…

Iola: OMG! Iz, your so evil!

Izzie: I did not trip him! I tripped Aunt Gertrude who then fell flat on her face and he tripped over her…so technically…

Chet: Technically you're evil.

Izzie: SHUT IT!

Iola: So, your plans for today?

Chet: Oh god.

Izzie: I got the mountain dew!

Chet: The what?

Iola: But we always use beer, or vodka, or rum, or something for this game!

Izzie: Sorry, Iola. I'll go pretty far, but when it comes to bringing alcoholic beverages to school…

Iola: Point made.

Chet: What the?

Izzie: You know how we revealed to you how when we say were having sleepovers were really going to parties?

Chet: Yes…

Iola: Well, at some of the small parties we play this game that everybody has a glass of alcohol and somebody says something like 'I have never gambled with real money underage.'

Izzie: And if you personally have done that, you take a sip of your drink.

Iola: First one drunk wins.

Chet: But we can't get drunk.

Izzie: No, Chet, we can get drunk off of sugar.

Chet: Oh god.

Iola: Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Izzie: Okay, have a can of Mountain dew.

Chet: And do you plan on getting caught?

Iola: Oh, just drink it under the table!

Izzie: Here.

Iola: Ok, I'll go first. I have never made out with one of my friend's boyfriend or girlfriend.

-Both Chet and Izzie drink-

Iola: WTF?

Izzie: I made out with Callie's boyfriend last year when drunk.

Iola: Oh, god. I remember that. And then we knocked him out with a hammer and locked him in the bathroom, and forgot about him until the boy's parents came home and they walked in on him sleeping in the bathtub.

Chet: What?

Izzie and Iola: Don't ask.

Chet: No, seriously, WHY?

Izzie: We, well, we were on our way to sober and we thought, Oh god, Callie's gonna hate me/Izzie when she finds out I/she made out with her boyfriend.

Iola: So, we knocked him out-let me remind you, we were still slightly drunk-and locked him in the bathroom. We were gonna take him out at the end of the party….

Izzie: But we were running late and Callie was with us.

Iola: So, we totally forgot about him until we were driving home.

Izzie: We drove secretly, me and Iola in one car and Callie in the other.

Iola: And Izzie suddenly goes, Oh god! OH SHIT! IOLA!

Izzie: And Iola goes, What? And no need to shout you idiot! I'm in the PASSENGER SEAT!

Iola: Then Izzie goes, we forgot Rick. Well really she started singing Panic! At the Disco's 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.'

Izzie: Exchanging body heat in the PASSENGER SEAT!

Izzie: Then Iola says, crap crap crap crap OMI-STINKIN-CRAP!

Iola: Then Izzie goes, well, at least Rick is a Dick.

Izzie: Then Iola and I just bust up laughing, and forget about him.

Iola: And she is STILL dating him! He was too drunk to remember Iz making out with him or us locking him in the bathroom!

Izzie: It was so cool!

Chet: Does Callie know about this?

Iola: Err…no. But this is why we hate Callie's boyfriend.

Izzie: He's hot, but has NOTHING else going for him.

Iola: And we think he's cheating on her.

Chet: Oh-Kay.

Iola: So, Chet, when did you make out with one of your best friends boyfriends?

Izzie: Iola, you just wrote boyfriend!

Chet: OMIGOD! NONE of us are gay!

Iola: Sorry! I wasn't thinking.

Chet: Its…K.

Izzie: Really, it is…its kinda funny.

Chet and Iola: Shut up.

Izzie: Yeah…

Iola: Okay, Chet, you're next!

Chet: Erm…okay…I have never stolen anything.

-Both Izzie and Iola drink-

Izzie: Well that was a shitty question!

Iola: Really, who hasn't stolen something?

Izzie: Remember when we stole that orange cone?

Iola: You mean those TWO orange cones and a no parking sign?

Izzie: OH YEAH! And that one time when you were driving, I was in gunshot, Callie was in back, and we stole the cone while driving?

Iola: And you grabbed the cone while we were moving and it got stuck in the door?

Izzie: And that elderly couple laughed at us…

Iola: And just five minutes before that you stood in the middle of that parking lot cutting the No Parking sign free from the pole?

Izzie: And the orange cone I stole from Geauga Lake?

Iola: OH YEAH! You ran behind our van, right in front of Frank and Callie, grabbed the cone, and ran back. In bare feet on asphalt in August.

Izzie: It had been dark for, like, an hour though.

Iola: That was a fun trip…

Izzie: Oh yeah…so see Chet! Really who hasn't stolen something?

Chet: Uh, ME! Really, Izzie, you're a detective's daughter…and I never knew you two had an obsession with parking décor.

Izzie: Yeah, I also smoke, under age drink, am a whore, and have 'made love' more times then my own mother. But 'parking décor'?

Iola: TMI! MAJOR TMI!

Chet: Oh…blackmail Isabelle…blackmail!

Izzie: Huh? And how is 'parking décor' TMI?

Chet: You really are a ditz. And WE DID NOT MEAN PARKING DECORE!

Izzie: Oh, and you just figured this out? I mean about me being a ditz…I am blonde…

Iola: Really Chet…

Izzie: HEY! YOU"RE SPOSTA BE ON MY SIDE!

Chet: I can just take this paper from you!

Izzie: DAMN YOU! FEAR MY KILLER TACKLE!

Iola: Aw shit.

-Izzie then gets up and tackles Chet, making a HUGE disturbance. -

"Um…Isabelle? Chester?"

"IZZIE! GET OFFA MY LEGS!"

"YOU KICKED ME IN THE BOOB! PERV! PERV!"

-Bell rings, Izzie manages to get the note-

"VICTORY IS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

-Izzie crumples up the note and throws it into the trashcan. -

"OH YEAH! GO ME! GO IZZIE! GO IZZIE! IT'S YA' BIRTHDAY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"

-With pride, dignity, and a you-stinking-idiot-are-you-really-that-dumb expression on his face Chet Morton picks the crumbled up note out of the trashcan and flattens it out. -

"DAMN YOU CHESTER ALAN MORTON! RUNNING!"

-Izzie takes off running leaving a shocked Chet and Iola in her wake. -

"I think the mountain dew has set in."

"I think you're right, Iola. I think you're right…"

Note: Sorry it took so long. It was just a hard PG-13 chappie to write. And yes, I did steal an orange cone from Geauga Lake, but my mom stole the 'no parking' sign and other orange cone from the side of a street. Cept my mother then found a better orange cone and we was gonna steal it, but it was in front of a POLICE STATION! Weird…So sorry. Its two in the morning in my parts. Oh, and when I stole my cone from Geauga Lake my friend Alexis and her Aunt was in the car behind me. So Lex here left a message on my celly saying I was going to be arrested in a very formal (Funny) Manor. Need sleep…well, not really. But I'm rambling. So, bye. I have not even started the next chappie so. Yeah. Wow, this was almost 6 pages…

Best of luck, yo. -Casey