"People! PLEASE! We need requests!" I ran around in circles and sit back down waving my arms.
"Gocty! This is really not the time to say that!" Nile does an anime sweat-drop.
"Hey Julian! You're probably wondering who that guy is here," I roll on the floor laughing, "Nile and I are hosting a show that explains the behavior of Beyblade characters! Hence the tittle. We have a show to host so..."
"You need to ask me to use my library!" Julian nearly fainted.
"Can we use your library?" I ask in an innocent tone.
Julian face-palmed, "I mean you need to ask to use the library before you use it! And I am about to host a party in the library anyway!"
I start pout, "But we need this place to host the show. It's not like we legally enter any other old library!"
The Voodoo Magician interrupts Julian and I in our argument, "May I say something?" Julian and I quiet down. The magician continues, "All of the beyblade characters are going crazy. We need to do something about it."
I shrug, "Technically, I'm the one who's conjuring up all of this. I have my insane authoress powers you know."
"I believe there is another cause to this..." the magician presses his fingers together and sighs.
"We'll have to figure it out later, "grab a banana, "Nile and I are trying to host a show here.
"Can you move this to another room?" Julian attempts to push the magician, Nile, and I out, "we have another room that is like a library. It just has fewer books, a fireplace, and windows.
"Fine..." I walk out, "where's that room?"
Julian leads us to a room with book shelves(with books on them of course,) a few windows with curtains that block out the light, a piano, a fireplace some chairs, and a couch. "How many over sized rooms do you have Julian?" my jaw drops, "I know you're wealthy but..."
"We have a lot of oversized rooms," Julian exits the room as the magician, Nile, and I sit down.
"We should continue," Nile leans back in the chair he's sitting in.
"Yeah," I agree, "hey, magician guy, what's your name anyway?"
The magician guy answers, "I am Timothy."
"Timothy, do you want to host the show with us?" I ask.
Timothy smiles, "I would like to. I have been watching the show on TV, and I must admit, it is very funny."
I clear my throat, "Okay then, it's settled! Give a warm welcome to our now host, Timothy. Can we call you Tim?"
"Sure," Timothy replies.
I clap my hands, "So, as I said earlier, WE NEED REQUESTS! How may times do I have to say this?! And just in case you guys didn't read the rules for sending request like I told you last chapter, read them! A very important rule is that you can only send us request through PM! I know I have said this a million times, but I will NOT accept requests through reviews because of the guidelines on the fanfiction net! Okay?! Good. Now we can get to the funny part. Nile?"
"Today, we are talking about why Zeo faints when he sees bacon. Tim, would you like to turn on the TV?" Tim turns on the TV.
Zeo strolled down the streets of whatever city he lived in whistling a random tune when a dog come up to him. The dog's owner soon followed. "Can I pet your dog?" Zeo reached out his hand.
"Sure," the dog owner grinned walking her dog up to Zeo. The growled at Zeo.
"Ah!" Zeo screamed. The dog started to chase Zeo while Zeo ran around screaming, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He got away from the dog, but another dog started chasing him. "How many dogs are going to chase me today?!" Zeo yelled.
Masamune saw Zeo, "Mmmm... I don't know how many dogs are going to chase me today..."
Zeo face-palms, "DO SOMETHING!"
"Okay, okay," Masamune starts to ponder and walks away.
Zeo anime fell, and the dog that chased him started tackling him. Zeo got away with a few scratches, "Oh Masamune... When will you figure it out?" He slumped down and started walking home when a bunch of bees started chasing him. The large group of made an outline that looked like a dog, and Zeo got stung by a bunch of bees.
Zeo then saw a dog, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't chase me!" Zeo finally got back home when a dog approached him, and Zeo slowly backed away. The dog owner looked at him as Zeo got up. All of the neighborhood dogs started chasing Zeo. "Why are all of the dogs chasing me?! Do I have bacon on me or somehitng?!" Then, Zeo remembered that he bought a bacon sandwich earlier.
"Oh..." Zeo slapped himself on the face and throw the bacon sandwich on the ground.
Toby came along with some bacon, "Hey, Zeo, do you want some bacon?" Zeo fainted. "Zeo?" Toby poked Zeo.
Zeo got up, "GET THAT BACON AWAY FROM ME!" And he ran into his home.
"What happened to him?" Toby stared at the bacon.
"That is not a very good reason to faint at the sight of bacon," Tim commented.
"Agreed," Nile I nodded. A person suddenly gets thrown in the room we're in. The person came from Julian's library.
"Julian!" I shout, "KEEP THAT PARTY UNDER CONTROL! WE'RE TRYING TO HOST A SHOW HERE!" I Push Julian and the random person out, "Anyway, read, review, and send in requests! Bye for now!"
I really need requests! The rules are in the first chapter! I only accept requests through PM, and if you have any questions about the requests, PM me.
