Naruto: The God of Light

Naruto: The God of Light

'I hate D-Ranks,' Susano decided. He and his team had been doing them for 2 weeks now, and they were starting to get irritating. Their newest mission was to capture the daimyo's cat. Yay.

Naruto hunched down in the bushes with Ammy by his side, waiting for the cat to come out of hiding. His eyes scanned the area, finding nothing. He pulled out his pocket radio. "Have you guys found anything, yet?" "No," Susano said, sounding angry. "Nothing yet," signaled Sasuke, irritation on his voice. "Nothing," reported Sakura in a tired way. "Nope," said his teacher, in an irritatingly carefree voice. "Damn it, this blows." He looked over to Ammy to find she was asleep. 'Good idea,' thought Naruto, feeling tired. 'No! I need to stay awake! Boring mission or not, it is a mission!' Shaking his head to keep himself awake, he looked around and spotted a brown cat that looked docile enough. Whispering into his radio he signaled to the rest of his team that he found it, and told them of his location. He then put the radio away and started to sneak up on the friendly looking creature, noticing that it had fallen asleep. However, Ammy woke up and saw the cat, eyes widening in recognition. "Tora-chan!!" The cat's eyes shot open. It jumped up and ran off without a second thought. "…Damn."

After retrieving the cat, (and receiving about 35 scratches in the same timeframe), they headed back to the Hokage tower. 'Please! Don't give Tora-chan back!' Ammy was desperately pleading for her old pet, and Tora seemed to agree with the sun goddess. 'Oh my god, you see your long forgotten pet and only NOW you want her back? How selfish.' Ammy turned to Naruto, using her wolf form's cuteness to plead with Naruto. 'Please, Naruto-kun?' Naruto felt himself being affected by the cuteness, so he submitted instantly. 'Fine.' 'Pussy.'

"How much do you want for the cat?" The Daimyo's wife drew up in shock. "What!? Give my Tora-chan away?! No sir!" Naruto then used his young man cuteness and asked sadly, "But madam, I remember Tora when she was my cat." The Daimyo's wife faltered. "Tora was your cat once?" Naruto nodded sadly, faking everything. "Yes, madam, but she ran away. I never saw her again. She was my only family, 'because I was an orphan." The Daimyo's wife looked at the sad little boy with tears in her eyes. "Oh, dear, you can have the cat! A cat means nothing to me! Try not to let her run away again." Naruto nodded gratefully and asked her how much she wanted, but she shook her head. "I could not keep a family apart! I do not wish any payment. Good luck, little boy! You have my blessings!" And so, the woman walked away, giving team Seven their payment and wishing Naruto good luck once more. Naruto walked away with the cat cradled in his arms. 'Thank you, Naruto-kun.' '…I hate that damn cat.'

The next day, they all met at the Hokage tower to receive their daily mission. Flipping through his mission files, the sandaime searched for an appropriate mission. "Hmm…How about weed pulling? Or how about…" "Excuse me, old man," Naruto rudely cut off, "can we get a C-rank at the least? These damn D-Rank missions irritate me!" "I agree," Kaemon/Susano agreed, "we need a challenge every now and then." The sandaime sighed. "Fine, if you want a C-Rank mission, you shall have it. You must protect the bridge builder named Tazuna, from stray bandits. Nothing serious." He pressed a button on his desk. "He may enter, now." The door swung open and a man, completely drunk, stumbled in, well, drunkenly. "Who are they?" The man appeared more than a little drunk; he was slurring badly. "Are theesh my protectorsh? They look like idiotsh! Espechially the one wearing blue and the one wearing orange!" Naruto was about to angrily respond but Kaemon beat him to it. "This coming from a drunk. Would you say the same if you were sober?" The old man shook his head. "Good boy. Can we go now? Oh, by the way, please sober up."

As they walked the road leading to the river, Naruto looked over and saw a puddle. Thinking nothing of it, he continued walking. However, Susano looked over and saw the same puddle. 'How crude. A puddle? When it hasn't rained in weeks? Hmm, durr, I wonder if this is a trap. Hold on.' "Hey, hold on guys," shouted Kaemon, "I need to clean my boots!" With one strong kick, Kaemon knocked the two chunin level ninjas out. Kakashi's eye twinkled with pride and mischief. "Excellent work, Kaemon, you noticed them." Kaemon turned around, his foot still on one of the Demon Brother's heads. "Well, it hasn't rained in about 3 weeks, so strike one. Second, even if it did rain, there would be other puddles, so strike two. Third, I saw it quiver on it's own as we came into view of it, strike three, you're out." Kakashi smiled under his mask. "Well, that was easy. Kaemon, help me tie them up. We can get information out of them later."

"Well that sucked," sighed Kakashi. "We didn't learn anything." Kaemon sighed. "Can I kill them?" Everyone looked over at Kaemon strangely. "Excuse me?" Kakashi said, keeping one eye trained on the boy. "You heard me? Can I kill them?" "Um…why?" Kaemon let out a dark chuckle that sent shivers down everyone's spines. "They have no use." Kakashi looked over at the two tied up ninja and saw them with a pleading look in their eyes. Kakashi sighed; at least the boy could get over his first kill here, and not on the battlefield. "Go ahead." The other three genin looked at him like he was crazy, then over at Kaemon who was walking slowly over to the tied up men with a smile gracing his face. Kaemon pulled out a kunai. 'Time to vent my frustrations.' With a surgical precision, the man's torso was cut. The man screamed in pain. Kaemon then dug his fingers under the man's skin and spread it apart, revealing his sternum. He brought his kunai down upon the mans sternum and cut it in two. He then grasped the two parts of the sternum with both of his hands and with a slight grunt, ripped them apart. The screaming was approaching inhuman. Sakura covered her mouth and ran into the bushes to empty the contents of her stomach. Sasuke had his eyes and mouth wide as he stared at the scene in sheer terror. Naruto looked on with a grimace, feeling sick like Sakura. Kakashi watched the scene with shock; the boy seemed to have a decent amount of knowledge with anatomy. Ammy watched impassively, he always did this. Susano looked inside to see that one of the ribs had broken off because of the sheer force and had impaled in the poor man's lung. He looked in the middle and saw his target: the heart. He took his kunai, now coated in blood, and cut the aortic vein, causing a large amount of blood to spray him. The man had stopped screaming, but his heart still kept going. He was guessing the guy had worn out his voice box from screaming so much. He pulled out the still beating heart, spraying blood all over him. The man was nearing death. Kaemon looked over at the man with malice in his eyes. "You got blood on my clothes." With that, he crushed the dying man's heart in his hands. The man died five seconds later of major blood loss. He looked over at the dead man's brother, still tied up, with a large grin on his face. "I'll kill you faster." He picked up his bloody kunai and slashed the man across the face, drawing a scream from him. He slashed him in random parts of the body, horrifying his teammates. Blood seemed to be a natural part of the ground, it was so plentiful. Kakashi was suspicious; had this boy made his first kill beforehand? The man spoke softly, "No more…no more…", but the boy didn't seem to hear him or didn't seem to care. He cut the man's leg down the middle, prompting Sakura to throw up again. He grabbed the bone and fractured it with his hand, making the man pass out due to the sheer pain. He looked up with a frown on his face. "Passed out? Pfft, what a pussy." He then decided it was getting boring and stabbed the man in his head, killing him. He looked up to see his horrified teammates and stunned teacher. "What? You said I could kill them."

Naruto had to know what the fuck just happened. 'What the hell was that!?' 'Oh sorry. Too bloody for you guys?' Naruto stood in silence. 'Yes. Why did you go to so much trouble to kill him?' 'It's his bloodlust. If he hurts the enemy, he wants to hurt him even more. A sort of berserker rage.' 'Oh, that's comforting.' Kakashi's voice broke their conversation. "What was that, Kaemon?" Kaemon smiled, a bit creepily, as he had blood all over him. "The death of two men. So?" Kakashi paused. "Have you already made your first kill?" "Yes. I killed a rogue fox," said Kaemon, taking an intentional shot at Kyuubi, to which she replied, 'Fuck you, douche.' Grinning, he went on. "If there is a problem with my sadistic tendencies, then you might want to transfer me, because they aren't leaving." "I will never transfer any of you. You are all my team…but did you have to be so extreme?" Kaemon grinned. "Yes." Kakashi paused for a minute. "…Ok."

Tazuna stayed far away from the young man for the rest of the travel. Even having the boy as a protector scared the ever-living out of him. Kaemon was just fine with that. The man annoyed him. As they walked through the forest, a white rabbit hopped out of the bushes, prompting a kunai thrown at it courtesy of Naruto. As Sakura berated Naruto, Kyuubi made a careful observation. 'It's too warm up here for there to be any white rabbits yet. Be on your guard, boy.' Naruto tensed as he pulled out another Kunai. He looked around to make sure no one was there. He turned to Sakura and rather stupidly said, "What?" She stamped the ground. "Dammit, Naruto, pay attention!" Kakashi's sudden scream of "duck" kind of interrupted them. They all complied, of course. Two trees fell to the ground, one almost hitting Sasuke. "They sent kids to protect the old man? Wow, Kohona is getting more pathetic every generation."

Kakashi's Cyclops eye narrowed. "Is that Zabuza? Ex-nin of Mist?" A deep, throaty chuckle rang through the forest, terrifying three genin. "Oh? A fan, are you?" Kakashi stood up and pulled out a kunai. "Not particularly."

That horrid laugh that tortured the genin's ears rang through the forest. "I'm by the water now. Can you see me?" "I saw your mom last night." The loudest silence that the three genin ever heard replaced the laughing. "…what?" Kaemon stood up. "You heard me. I bet you also heard me and your mom going at it." "What the hell are you doing?" Kakashi snapped. "Sh, sensei, the adults are talking. Yeah, by the way, your mom is so ugly; I almost didn't pay for her."

"You die first, kid!" In a blur, a man was beside him. The large burly man raised the large sword like a feather and swung it at him. Realizing he might not survive a cut through the neck, he rolled out of the way. The sword landed with a heavy "thunk" in the ground beside him. Seeing another strike aimed at his head, he pulled out a kunai and deflected it with a swipe of his own. His plan was to direct all of Zabuza's attention on him so that his teammates could take him down. He glanced over to his teammates. They were standing there and watching. 'Well, shit.'

A/N: Zabuza has arrived. And Susano/Kaemon's "teammates" aren't doing anything. That might suck for him. Anyway, please keep up the awesome reviews, and also, I welcome flames. It helps me grow. Anyway, I salute you all, and hope you can wait for my slow ass to write the next chapter. NYAH!