L and Near went home shortly after they realized their friends were missing. "Look Near, we need to figure this mystery out. Sadly, it will most likely be more difficult than the Kira case, mainly because...Light is a dumbass," L explained. Near nodded silently, he simply didn't want to talk at that moment. "Who do you think is responsible for the disappearance of Ali, Bryan, Cosmo, and Demetrius?"
"Well, I think it's Dr. Medusa," Near answered; looking around for a snack of sorts in the kitchen. L looked at him weirdly for a moment before grabbing a piece of cake from the fridge. "What?" the white-haired boy asked indignantly as he fished an apple from the fridge.
"I don't understand why you think it's Medusa! It doesn't make sense!" the dark-haired detective told his friend. Near shrugged.
"I thought it was kind of obvious...you know, Dr. Medusa, witch Medusa...you know," he explained. L blinked a few times before replying.
"Okay, it does make sense. But...if it's really Medusa, we should get some help!" he suggested. Near nodded.
That's how they ended up at Stein's laboratory. Facing Stein and Marie. "Er...hello," L said awkwardly. Marie smiled warmly.
"Oh, hello L, Near! It's nice to see you guys!" she said happily, nudging Stein so he would say something nice. It didn't really work, but oh well.
"...What do you want?" the Professor sighed. Near shifted his feet and tugged nervously on his hair. L noticed the younger boy's obvious discomfort, so he decided to explain.
"Well, you see, some of our friends were kidnapped, and we think Medusa is responsible..." he told Stein. The Professor nodded, and then shrugged.
"Can't help with that. Goodbye," he said, then shoved the unfortunate detectives out the door, despite Marie's protests.
"Well, that was...A WASTE OF TIME," L sighed. Near shrugged.
"Oh well. We know it's Medusa, so we might as well just wait until our partners are out of the hospital, then attack her head on," he said.
*One Week Later (AKA WHEN LIGHT AND MELLO GET OUT OF THE NURSE'S ROOM)*
"We're homee~~~!" Light yelled. Near and L both looked at each in horror before running into their room.
"They probably died without us or something," Mello smirked.
"So...why can't I be a dear favorite character?" Light asked. The blonde sighed.
"Silly Light, dears are for queers!" he sighed.
"Oh my Meers!" Light cried. Near walked out cautiously at that very moment.
"...WHAT?" Near asked somewhat scared.
L walked in hesitantly, and then decided to explain their problems. "Well…Ali, Bryan, Demetrius, and Cosmo have been kidnapped by Medusa, and we need a way to get them back. AND HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE THAT THEY GOT KIDNAPPED?" L yelled.
"Thanks to Mello," Light glared at Mello. "I was screaming at the top of my lungs at that…that…JUSTIN BIEBER HATER!"
"SCREW YOU! YOU INSULTED MY AWESOME HAIR!" Mello pointed his finger at Light.
"Oh my god…please just focus you imbeciles," Near sighed. Mello and Light's heads both snapped up at the word.
"Imbeciles? Is that like some type of food?" Light scratched his head.
"No dumbass! It's some name brand clothing!" Mello shook his head at Light.
"…No, it's an insult…" L informed them. Near just shook his head at their stupidity.
At Medusa's Lair
The teens sighed as they lay in a giant, rainbow bubble that was singing.
"SUNSHINE! LOLLYPOPS! RAINBOWS! EVERYTHING!" The bubble sang repeatedly.
"Is this part of the torture?" Ali asked sighing.
"Is Medusa obsessed with rainbows or something? Not that I don't but…this is a little over the top, don't you think?" Demetrius asked.
"I'm ready to kill this stupid bubble." Bryan grunted.
"It's no use because it's made of indestructible magic…retard magic maybe…" Ali explained after another attempt at round house kicking the retarted bubble.
"Oh my gosh…if L and Near don't get here soon, I'm going to kill them," Cosmo exclaimed angrily. Demetrius chuckled at her rant.
"Don't forget Light and Mello~!" he sang, adding to the annoyingness of the rainbow bubble's singing. He started singing with it.
"Okay, he's officially insane…" Cosmo sighed.
"Oh god…" Ali shook her head.
Then all of a sudden, Medusa appeared with a wide smirk. The bubble then stopped singing. Demetrius kept on singing not realizing the bubble had stopped. Medusa's smirk disappeared and a scared/confused expression came onto her face.
"Shut up, child." Medusa demanded.
"SUNSHINE LOLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS EVERYTHING!" he sang louder, drowning out everything else, and then he just stopped, smirking.
"Um, ok then…" Medusa stared at the children. "I WANNA RULE THE WORLD! Now shut up…"
"What?" The teens asked.
"I already told you, god." Medusa rolled her eyes. "Ok, now I shall test black blood on you." Medusa smirked as she pulled out a shot full with black blood. "Now who to test it on?" Medusa glanced at everyone. "You," She pointed at Demetrius. "The singing gay boy."
"Uh…I don't think my sister will give me permission to take an unauthorized shot," Demetrius shrugged.
"Sucks to be you kid." Medusa shrugged. She then raised her hand that began to glow and pulled Demetrius out of the rainbow bubble. He was now levitating in air before Medusa.
"Aw hell no…you called me gay? I'm bi retard…" he sighed.
Medusa stared at Demetrius for a moment before stabbing the shot into his arm and laughed evilly.
"Ow…that hurt!" he whined.
"OH MY GOD!" Cosmo cried and started hyper ventilating.
"OSH! This isn't good." Ali said.
"Thanks Captain Obvious." Bryan rolled his eyes.
"You're welcome Sergeant Sarcasm." Ali grinned at Bryan totally forgetting that Demetrius was just stabbed with a shot.
"Well...can I sing with the bubble again now?" Demetrius asked Medusa.
Medusa stared at him again…"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"I like singing! SUNSHINE LOLIPOPS-" he began, but Medusa glared at him and he shut up for the moment.
"Sing that stupid song again, and see what happens." Medusa hissed.
"Oh. Okay. I'll teach you about Pop~u~lar! I know about Pop~ULAR~~!" the boy sang, and then stopped again, smirking a bit.
"SHUT UP!" Medusa yelled frustrated. She then created a new bubble and placed Demetrius in it. Demetrius began to sing but no one could hear him.
"Uh…why can't we hear him singing?" Ali asked looking at the soundless teen.
"Because I put that "bi" boy in a sound-proof bubble!" Medusa said proudly.
"Thank god, I don't have to hear him sing pop music anymore." Bryan said relieved.
"Oh my god! What if he's dying and we can't hear him!" Cosmo freaked out…then passed out due to stress and…stuff.
Ali quickly caught her before she hit the bottom of the bubble. "Phew…"
"These are freaky kids…" Medusa thought glancing at the singing boy, the passed out girl, and the relieved teen.
