Part 6

Welcome Back to the Show!

The audience claps as the show returns from commercial break where the three chefs are still arguing about whos dish will be superior. Mr. Peabody, Sherman, Penny, and her parents all stand in front of the elevator, away from the arguing cooks.

Mr. Peabody: Welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen!

*SPLAT!*

A tomato flies towards the hosts and ends up splatting on the floor, missing either Mr. Peabody or Sherman.

Mr. Peabody: As you could see, were supposed to have our dinner party segment started a few minutes ago...

*FWEEE!*

Another tomato flies across the room, this time overhead everyone, and splatting somewhere off-scream.

Mr. Peabody: But as you can see, our guests are caught up in a little...

*SPLAT!*

Yet again, another tomato is seen. Only this time it splats on Mr. Peabody straight on the nose, covering his about in tomato pulp. This garners a laugh from the crowd.

Mr. Peabody: ...mess.

Sherman: I don't get it Mr. P. I though you had an idea to have everything under control.

Mr. Peabody: Indeed I do, Sherman, my boy.

Sherman: Then why are all the chefs still looking to kill each other.

Earl of Sandwich: You think you can be the best chefs in history. I happen to exist before either of you.

J.H. Salisbury: Oh yeah? Well at least I happen to make a better meal to eat rather than a dumb, plain sandwich!

Julia Child: You're one to talk! I have an entire cookbook of delicious recipes that will kick both of your dishes where the sun don't shine! C'est la vie!

Mr. Peabody: Not to worry. I happen to know a guy who can help us out of this sticky situation.

*DING*

Mr. Peabody: Oh, that must be him now!

The elevator door open and out comes a man in his forties searing a white chef coat, black pants, and black loafers. He also looks around in an extremely serious manner. Everyone gasps at the guest who crosses his arms. He walks toward Mr. Peabody and the kids who look at him in surprise and fear. The guest narrows his eyes as he stands mere inches from Mr. Peabody, looking down at him. Sherman and Penny cower behind Mr. Peabody as the guest narrows his eyes until.

Guest: Peabody!

Mr. Peabody: Gordon!

The two share a laugh, shake hands and hug each other.

Guest: Ah! It's been so long old friend!

Mr. Peabody: Likewise. Thanks for coming on such short notice.

Guest: Ah! Don't mention it. You're lucky I happen to be in New York conveniently.

Sherman and Penny look at each other confused st what's happening and look at the unexpected guest. Even Paul and Patty were surprised at who just walked in.

Paul: Peabody?! Is that...?!

The beagle smiles and straightens his bowtie.

Mr. Peabody: Everyone. This is Gordon Ramsay. Multiple Michelin Star recipient, chef, restaurateur, and TV star.

Gordon Ramsay: A pleasure!

Patty: Whoa! I didn't know you and Gordon Ramsay know each other. But how DO you know each other.

Mr. Peabody: Simple! We went to culinary school together.

The two share a laugh reminiscing times from culinary school. They stop and takes a look at Sherman and smiles.

Gordon Ramsay : I see your son is getting taller Peabody. Thats pretty neat.

Sherman: hehe. Thanks Mr. Randy!

Gordon Ramsay: Ramsay dear boy, Ramsay.

Penny: Are you gonna get mean and yell at us.

Gordon Ramsay: Mean?! Haha! Oh heavens no, darling! Thsts only for people who are idiots. And you two looks like the smartest children I've ever seen.

He ruffles their heads and smiles making the children smile too.

Sherman: It's true. Me is smart!

The crowd laughs at Sherman's wittyness once again.

Gordon Ramsay: Anywho! What seems to be the problem here.

Mr. Peabody gestures towards the guest chefs who happen to still be fighting this entire time.

Mr. Peabody: We happen to have brought these chefs from history to assist in making a delicious dinner for tonight's show. But they seem to be focused on fighting rather than cooking. I could use your help in getting them back in focus.

Gordon Ramsay looks at the three and cracks his knuckles.

Gordon Ramsay: Say no more! I'll take care of this.

He walks over to the historical guests who still don't notice Ramsay walking over to them. Mr. Peabody smiles until hebrealises something.

Mr. Peabody: Oh! It would also be much appreciated if you didn't have to...

Gordon Ramsay: What the BLOODY *BLEEP!* IS GOING ON HERE?!

The audience gasps and Mr. Peabody looked shocked.

Mr. Peabody: ...curse.

The yell was enough to have Child, Salisbury, and the Earl of Sandwich immediately stop theit bickering and focus on Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay: Do you honestly believe you're the best chefs in history. What a *BLEEP!*-ing joke!

He points at the Earl of Sandwich, startling the poor man.

Gordon Ramsay: YOU! The Earl of Sandwich? You should change your name to Idiot! Cause to me you're a *BLEEP!*-ing idiot Sandwich!

Audience: Oooh!

Gordon Ramsay: And You!

J.H. Salisbury: huh?! Me?!

Gordon Ramsay: Yes You! Am I not talking to a bloody dumb man?!

J.H. Salisbury: Yes dumb! You dare call yourself a chef, but to Me, you're a *BLEEP!*-ing donkey! Scooping up cow *BLEEP!* and shaping it to a party, calling it a steak! It's a *BLEEP!*-ing disaster!

Mr. Peabody: Boy, the censors are gonna have a field day with this.

Gordon Ramsay: And don't think I forgot about you, granny!

Julia Child: Me?!

Gordon Ramsay: It doesn't matter if you're old enough to be my dear old mum! You're still a dumb excuse of a chef. Not even you can *BLEEP!*-ing touch me.

He yelks even louder, scaring the guests and surprising the crowd.

Gordon Ramsay: ALL OF YOU ARE A BUNCH OF *BLEEP!* *BLEEP!* AND... *BLEEP!* TO THE *BLEEP!*, MOTHER-*BLEEP!*...!

As the cursing crusade contfines from Gordon Ramsay Sherman walks up to Mr. Peabody, in an innocent manner.

Sherman: Mr. Peabody?

Mr. Peabody: Yes?

Sherman: What's a... *BLEEP!*?

Audience: *gasps*

Mr. Peabody: Uh... why don't we talk about that another time!

Penny: Actually, after what Mr. Ramsay was saying, I want to know what's a *BLEEP!* with a... *BLEEP!* ...to the... *BLEEP* ...bi...*BLEEP* ...mother-*BLEEP!* ...mother-*BLEEP!* ...mother-*BLEEP!* ...mother-*BLEEP!*, *BLEEEP!* you.

Paul and Patty: PENNY!

Penny: What?!

Mr. Peabody: Hang on I can fix this. Oh Sweet Tune!

In a magical gust of wind, Sweet Tune Swami appears before them. He plays his flute happilly as a way to say hello.

Mr. Peabody: Can you please take the kids somewhere.

Sweet Tune plays the flute again and shrug his shoulders.

Mr. Peabody: I don't know, anywhere but here. But make sure they're back before the end of the episode.

Sweet Tune plays the flute once again and complies as he scoops up Sherman and Penny onto his magic carpet and flies off.

Sherman and Penny: Weeee!

Back to Ramsay and the chefs, he continues to berate them as they get even more worried.

Gordon Ramsay: Now get out there and cook some *BLEEP!- ing, food like your reputations depend on it, because they Do!

Child, Salisbury, and Earl of Sandwich: Y-yes Chef!

The three then separate and resume cooking their respective dishes. Everyone was surprised over how quickly Gordon Ramsay puts them in their place.

Paul: Man is that all it took?

Mr. Peabody: Apparently so.

He clears his throat and smiles at the crowd.

Mr. Peabody: Well, while our cook-off finally gets underway, whycdont we conclude our time travel adventure!

Gordon Ramsay: *off-screen* *BLEEP!* off!

To be Continued...

A/N: Well that was funny. How about a guest star in Gordon Ramsay huh? Surprised? Well that's about all you could do for this. Who will win the cook-off and are Sherman and Penny gonna get their mouths washed with soap later?

Find Out Next Time!