This is a loooooooooong chapter! But a really, really like it! So I hope you guys will like it too! To enjoy more the story, I think you should listen to the songs and (try) to imagine what the characters are doing. I suggest to also search for the trailer of the movie they watch to understand their "horror". With all that, enjoy!

Disclaimer: In my perfect world, I would own Naruto, every songs I put in that chapter and all the random stuffs I put here too. In the real world, I do not own Naruto nor the songs nor the random stuffs. It the real world, I half own Kimiko and I own the plot. To bad I'm not in my not in my perfect world.


My crappy life

Chapter 7: Evil videos

"You, you, you, you and you cannot enter my apartment." I say as I point the four boyfriends of my friends and Neji.

"Come on, Ten!" whine Ino.

"No. No dark forces in here."

"Aya would have let them enter." Says Sakura.

"Well, she's not here." A chance she's not here. "Why you guys don't go somewhere else?"

"I told you already." Says in a sigh Ino. "No parental supervision. And even with Aya, it's no parental supervision." That's right.

"Whatever. A no, is a no."

"Tenten." Kimiki pull me toward her and then whisper in my ear: "If you don't want me to say to Aya, Sakura and Ino how you had Wonton, let the guys in."

"You wouldn't!"

"Wanna bet?" I sigh but then, I have a back up plan.

"Ok, you guys said it was only to watch a movie, so the guys enter if you let me choose the movie without arguing."

"It's a deal!" scream Ino and Sakura. They say yes? How foolish.

We all go to the living room and by a coincidence, I found myself next to Neji. I take the DVD box from my pile of DVDs and put the disk in the DVD player. I smile dance on my lips as I see the horror of my friends and their boyfriend as they see what movie will be watching. Yep, I'm evil.

"No. You must be kidding." Says Shikamaru. I continue to smile.

"Well, it's the deal. You watch the movie or you go."

"I knew you had a plan Ten, but "Barbie as The princess and the pauper" is… plainly evil." Says Kimiko.

"Don't worry Kimi, it's not like it's the first time you watch it. The real question is will the boys will last till the end."

"You bet we will!" exclaim Naruto as the other boys grunt.

I look at Neji to see his reaction but he looks impassive.

"I have a annoying 11 years old cousin. You think it's the first time I watch this kind of movie?" Neji says as he sees I'm looking at him. Well, at lest of 5, I've got 4.

The movie starts with the opening song. I love this movie… even I shouldn't since I'm seventeen but who cares. I know all the lines by heart and I absolutely love Erika. I start to say and sing everything she says in the movie. I don't even care what the others are thinking, I'm in my la-la land!

If you love me for me…

You'll find destiny is written in your heart…

The movie finish and I clap my hands happily. I look around to see the reactions. The girls are… normal. They're use to watch movies like that… mostly because of me. Shikamaru and Kiba are sleeping, Naruto looks happy (I'm sure he fall in love with the barking cat), Sasuke looks bored and Neji is looking at me. Why in the hell is he looking at me?

I turn to say: "Well, it wasn't that bad!"

"The cat was barking! It's so cool!" exclaim Naruto. Told you.

"I didn't know you were singing that well." Says Neji.

Do not blush Tenten, DO NOT BLUSH! I then look at Ino and Sakura… Oh no… sparkling eyes. Why he had to compliment me in front of them!

"Tenten have a marvelous singing voice…" says Sakura.

"And she dances like a queen." Add Ino.

"She made a lot of shows." Continue Sakura.

"She did dance courses."

"She always likes to sing and to dance…"

"Since little."

"Since little." The two of them were smiling.

"I know! We should prove it to them by watching Tenten's video! I'm sure they are here somewhere!" says Ino.

"Hell no!" I exclaim.

"You shouldn't be shy about it Tenten-chan. All the things Ino and Sakura said are true!" says the shyest girl in the world.

"Come one Tennie! Show them how you rock!" says Sakura. "Whatever." I say. They'll do it anyway.

"Found them!" Ino put the disk in the player and sit back to her place. She wakes up Shikamaru while Hinata is doing the same with Kiba.

"The boring movie is finish?" asks Kiba.

"It wasn't boring!" I respond.

"We're going to watch Tenten's performances." Says Kimiko, ignoring my comment.

The DVD starts and we can see a huge stage.

"Welcome to the summer show of Hip-Hop dancing course of Risa. Enjoy the marvelous talent of all those teens."

All turn black on the stage.

"Hip-hop? You're dancing Hip-hop?" asks Naruto.

"I pass by all. From ballet to Hip-hop. A did Hip-hop for the longest time… That's the last show I did for this course though, it was last summer."

"She quit this year." Says Kimiko.

"Because you didn't want to come to the courses with me."

Kimiko was about to respond when the first notes of the song "Whine up" are heard and the scene in the TV gets light up. We could see a group of dancers are in the stage.

"I don't see you!" exclaim Naruto.

"Wait."

Now, we can see a girl doing a solo in front of the scene. Every time Kat DeLunda sings, she's doing a solo. If you didn't guess, the girl is me.

"That's you?" asks Sasuke.

"It can be you're so… hot? Yes, hot is the word." Says Kiba.

"I don't know if I should hit you or say thanks." I say, glaring at him.

The Elephant man's part start and on the video, I start to dance with a boy… let's just say it's not an innocent dance. I can see the face of all the boys were wide open, not believing their eyes. Even Neji.

The song finish and every dancer got out the stage.

"Let's just skip the next one since Ten doesn't do a solo." Says Ino as she fast-forward the video.

"Is that… Temari?" asks surprised Shikamru.

"Yes. She was in the same course as me. The teacher always said we were the best dancers of the group."

"Better reason to skip that part." Says Ino.

"What do you mean?" asks Naruto. Is he that dumb?

"Nothing…" responds Ino. No, he's just really dense.

"Are you in that dance?" asks Ino.

"Yeah." I say in a sigh. I didn't want to see that.

Four, tres, two, uno.

And the beat of the song "Fergalicious" is heard.

"I remember that!" exclaim Sakura.

We then see me in a colorful costume with short shorts, a microphone in my hands.

Tennilicious definition makes the boys go loco…

"No way." Says Naruto.

"You changed it into "Tennilious"?" asks Kiba.

"Not my idea. My teacher founded it funny." I said grumpy.

"It that in that song you make a crazy booty shake?" asks innocently Ino.

I don't have the time to respond that we see me doing a crazy booty shake. I grunt inwardly while the boys almost start to drool. Yes, even Sasuke.

"Tenten, you are now in my top ten of the most hottest girl in town." Says Naruto, not even looking away from the TV.

Kiba nods as Sakura hits her boyfriend. Idiots.

The song (finally) finish.

"Where is your next solo?" asks Ino.

"Two songs later." I respond, still grumpy. Now don't ask me why I tell her because the respond is simple. SHE WOULD HAVE KNOWN IT ANYWAY!

The beat of a new song is heard and we can see me on stage.

"What's that song?" asks Naruto.

"The name is "China Wine". It's not that well known. Of course they asked the half Chinese one to sing and dance it." I say, smiling. I always liked that song. "The teacher liked so much the video clip that she copied the dance of the chorus and some other things, here and there.

Again, I did a booty shake and some crazy shaking moves and the boys were all mouth open about it.

The song finish and Ino asks again where I have a solo. I tell her that it have on three songs later. On this, I was dancing on "Love stoned/I think that she knows". We could see that I was really dirty dancing with a boy who was singing like Justin Timberlake (or at least trying).

She's freaky and she knows it. She's freaky but I like it.

"It's not that song that your teacher said that would be for you when you'll be in a club?" asks Kimiko.

I say a grumpy yeah. Why she had to tell them THAT information?

"I don't have an other solo." I say as the song finish.

"But you were singing somewhere, right?" says Kimiko, an evil smirk on her face. I hate that girl.

"Yeah…"

"Where? Where?" asks Ino, all excited.

"Four songs later."

The notes of the song "Fallin' for you" starts and we can see me starting to sing.

"You're singing a love song?" Kiba asks.

"I didn't choose the song. My teacher loves that song and asked me… no FORCED me to sing it"

Cuz you got my head a-spinning just like a carousel. Thinking of you every minute, I know it's crazy but true, I'm fa-la-la-la-falling for you. Kind of like a constant craving, I'm underneath your spell. Baby there ain't no escaping; I know it's crazy but true, Fa-la-la-la-falling for you…

The song means a lot more too me now… I wonder why… I look at Neji while his eyes are stick on the TV.

No, it's not what you are all thinking! I'm not falling for Hyuga. I'm not!

The songs finish and Ino press stop.

"Well that's all." She says happily.

"No." I say. They all look at me. Vengeance will be sweet! "I have to show something to the guys!" I say, an evil grin dancing on my lips. My friends' eyes wind in terror. "Did you know guys that we once wanted to do a girl band? It would have been Kimiko at the guitar, Sakura at the second guitar, Hinata at the bass, Ino at the drums and me at the vocals. But we still had recorded some silly things we did just for fun… and this one I think is the funniest…"

"Oh no Ten, you wouldn't…" says Sakura.

"Watch me."

"But you'll embarrass yourself too!" exclaims Ino.

"They saw "Fergalicious". For me, it's as worse. I'm only sorry for Hinata."

I put the DVD in the player and the video starts. We can see Hinata, Sakura, Ino and me in black lather jacket and pants and with black hats.

"It's recording Aya?" asks Ino on the video.

"Yes! I'm not that dumb." She responds from behind the camera.

We can see that I'm about to add something when we hear: "Why am I doing that again?"

"Because it's fun! Just do it Kimiko."

We can hear Kimiko grunt but she's still unseen.

"You ready girls?" says Aya.

"Yeah!" we all say.

The song "Lady Marmelade" starts and the four of us are in line.

Hinata was Mya and as she starts to sing, she gets off the jacket to show a navy blue corset. She then get off the hat and throw it as she singing. At the back, the three left are dancing, but not as dirty as in the video clip.

Sakura was Pink, so when Hinata finish her part, she goes a little bit in front as Hinata joins us in the back. As she sings her part, Sakura gets off the jacket showing a pink lacy bra and get off too the hat.

Ino was rapping as Lil' Kim so the same rotation is made. She first gets off her hat and then gets off her jacket, showing a purple lacy bra.

The same rotation is made for me as a sing Christina Aguilera's part. I get off the hat first, making my hair down and then get off the jacket to show a ruby red corset.

We then all dance for the final part of the song as we see Kimiko doing Missy Elliot's part wearing a black hat like we were at first and the lather jacket but we could see that underneath, she was only wearing a black lacy bra.

The video finish by the final pose and then we all start to laugh.

I press stop to look at my friends. Sakura, Ino and Hinata are all red from embarrassment while Kimiko was hiding her face. The boys have all the same reaction. Mouth open, eyes winded, almost drooling.

"Well… I think you should all go now. It's getting late." I say, still smiling.

"You are evil." Says Ino.

"I know, sweetie, but you're playing with the devil. The devil responds."

After a moment, the girls start to react again and makes moves to get out.

"Do you still have the outfit?" asks Naruto to Sakura, to get respond by a hit.

"I can't believe my girl danced on "Lady Marmalade" with that outfit." Says Kiba while Hinata madly blush.

Finally they are all at my door as the boys (minus Neji) are still saying jokes about the "Lady Marmelade" thing. I push them out and then close the door.

"Don't you forget someone?" I jump at the voice to (again) see Neji.

"Yes, I forgot you. Now, go out Hyuga." I say as I open the door.

"I told you I prefer when you were calling me by my name."

"Does not mean I will do it." He sighs sexily.

Where does that "sexily" is coming from??

"You are really stubborn." He says.

"You should go now." I say, ignoring his comment.

"And if I don't want to? You once said that we were like vampires, once we are in, we can come whenever we want." He says with a smirk.

"Stop making fun of me." I respond a little angry. "Anyway, you can't be a vampire because they must be hot."

"So you are saying that I'm not hot?"

"No…" I say as I head to the kitchen.

I know… I just big time lied but no way I'm telling him he's hot. I turn to see he's following me! WHY HE CAN JUST GO TO HIS HOME?

"Go away!"

"I just want to ask you something…"

"THEN ASK!" I shout.

"Well-…"

"Tennie sweetie! I'm home!"

"Damn!" I murmur.

I take Neji by the shirt and pull him in my room. I look around… Where I could hide him? The closet! I push him in my closet and enter it myself.

"Tennie? Are you there? … Look like a no… Better call her."

I feel my cell phone vibrate in my pocket.

"Hello?" I respond softly.

"Tennie! Where are you?" says Aya. It's kind of weird to hear from where I am and in the phone.

"Gone for a walk."

"Oky… Don't stay out too long! Bye bye!"

"See you later."

I close my phone and sigh. I hear Aya go in her room. I bet she'll take a bath… that will be the moment to go.

I just realize that I'm alone, in a closet, WITH NEJI!

OH MY GOD!

My heart starts to beat really fast. I look at him and I see him smirking. Bastard.

"Your hands better stay where they are because my knee is at the right place to make sure you'll have no babies." I tell him, glaring at him. I just hope I'm not blushing.

"Well, for a girl who did dirty dances with a guy she barely known, you are sure scared to be with a boy in a closet."

"Shut up! It's not the same." I respond. Now, I'm sure I'm blushing.

"Then why you don't dance with me?"

"Ew! You pervert!"

"I didn't talk about sex. You are the one who is imagining things… Is it because you want it to happen?"

"This situation is ridiculous." I say. I bet I'm more red then a tomato.

"I'm not the one who push the other in a closet."

I don't respond. Why you want me to say anyway?

I hear the water run. YES! Aya is taking a bath!

"It's now or never." I say as I get out of the closet, pulling Hyuga by the shirt. A real Suzumiya Haruhi with Kyon.

Does Haruhi loves Kyon? If yes, scratch what I said.

We get out of the building and I finally breath.

"Thanks god it's finish." As I walk to farthest I can.

"I don't understand what would be so dramatic about your aunt to see me there." I look at him like he was alien.

"She'll never stop to say that I finally "mingle" and the her imaginary daughter will be the flower girl at my imaginary wedding and bla bla bla… So if I can skip it, I skip it!"

"Do you think you'll get married?" he then asks suddenly.

"No."

"Why?"

I look down. I don't want to remember why I did my vow… It's just a bad memory… All I need is to remember is my promise… to me and to her.

"You don't need to respond." He says. He must have seen my look.

"Thanks…"

He then put his hand under my chin to make me look at him. Everything around me freezes. I look at his lavender eyes and I feel weak. All my body is shaking and my heart is beating to loudly in my ears.

I know it's crazy but true, I'm fa-la-la-la-falling for you.

"You should go before Aya gets worried…" He says, a mix of a smirk and a smile in his face. He then kisses my cheek and starts to walk away.

"I hope you'll sing for me soon enough Tenten."

I stay there, dumbfound, my hand on my cheek where he kissed and a silly smile on my face.

Stop that Tenten. Wake up.

I start to walk toward the building of my apartment.

I'm not falling for Neji… I mean Hyuga.

It's all because of the stupid's songs and videos.

"VIDEOS ARE EVIL!"

End of chapter 7


So that's it! Hope you like it! Like I said, I really like this chapter (one of my favorite!) so I really hope you enjoyed it as mush as I enjoyed to write it! And for the movie they watched, personally (like Tenten in this story), I really like this movie! (Even if I'm too old (as say my friends) to like it!) Anyway, please review!