Chapter 7 Super Spies

Hey look! I'm using bold letters for my openings and closings! YAY! Oh, and OMG! Two things I am OMGing about: One, it has been WAY too long since I last updated this story and two, while I was editing Chapter 4, something happened with copying and pasting and suddenly when I posted the updated version, it looked like a bunch of computer code! It took me a well hour or two to fix it, but it should be fine now. You people probably didn't see it because not a lot of people were awake at 9 at night. But you're not here to hear me complain, you're here to read the next chapter in the (sort of) exciting fanfic, Shy Guy The Fanfic! Enjoy! Also nothing that has to do with copyright like Nintendo and that stuff does not belong to me!


"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we th-"

"PLEASE stop saying that, Phil!" Shy growled, glaring at the currently annoying Fly Guy.

"Okay...I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty!"

"DON'T MAKE ME REGRET SAVING YOU!" Shy yelled which almost made the driver lose his focus.

It has been a long thirty minutes of driving to the place Nix wanted to see the trio. Alice fell asleep in the car, Phil was unintentionally torturing Shy with his annoying personality and throughout all that, Nix was completely calm and collected.

Before Shy was about to blow his top and shove Phil out of the car, the group arrived at their destination.

"Oooh! I think I see it! Is that where we're going?" Phil asked excitedly jumping up and down in his seat.

"Yes, my friend, yes it is" Nix answered cooly.

"THANK THE STARS!" Shy groaned with relief.

This managed to wake Alice up and started to yawn.

"Hey, are we-"

"Don't. You. DARE." Shy whispered with anger.

"...Love you too, Shy" Alice sighed, rolling her eyes.

The four arrived at what looked like a large skyscraper with an immense amount of floors with an antenna on top. Seriously, it's massive.

"WOOAH! This place sure is tall!" Phil gawked with amazement.

"It's just the amount of one and a half Empire State Buildings" Nix informed.

"That would make it 153 stories high!" Alice exclaimed with shock.

"That really IS high!" Shy said with awe as well.

"Yes it is impressive" Nix nodded, "Now come with me, I have plenty to show you"

Nix signaled the three to follow him into the massive building and what they saw inside was incredible.

"Lady and gentlemen, welcome to the Headquarters of Government Agency and Mission Elite Services, or G.A.A.M.E.S. per say."

"How clever" Shy smirked quietly.

"If you don't mind me asking, but why are we here?" Alice asked curiously.

"Yes, I was just about to get there" Nix said turning away. "You three have been chosen to become agents to become agents as you managed to defeat three dangerous criminals, Brick the Burgler, Bieber Fever Man and Pokemon Psycho and even managed to save Christmas"

"Wait, how do you know about this?" Shy asked taken aback.

"We've been watching you three" Nix responded. "Yes, I know it sounds creepy, but ever since we got the news about the mall incident, we became very interested in you three"

"Seems legit" Alice and Phil shrugged.

However, Shy still had another question.

"How did you find out about us saving Christmas and how did you find out about the Pokemon incident?"

"We have hundreds of spies, Shy" Nix smirked. "Anything major that happens, we'll know about it"

Shy was still curious about what was happening, but Shy understood most of the event.

"Your introduction will be lead by one of our most highest ranked agents, someone many would not suspect to be an agent, never mind a top-ranked one"

"I'm right here you know!" called an annoyed familiar voice.

The group turned their heads and for Shy it was a very shocking moment.

"L-L-LEMMY?!" Shy gasped in complete and utter shock.

"Nice to see you again, Mr. Shy" Lemmy smiled.

"You two know each other?" Nix asked a bit baffled.

"We hung out sometimes when he used to work for my dad" Lemmy answered with a small nod. "He's a pretty cool guy, so to me it's not much of a surprise to see him here, but I didn't count on seeing two more people with him"

"H-h-how...what...what is Lemmy doing here?" Shy sputtered.

"You see, Lemmy has decided to become a spy for our organization led by the princess and Lemmy was brave enough to decide to join us" Nix explained. "He's actually been with us for about two years and is very agile and nimble thanks to his small structure and because of his innocent looking appearance, the enemies have no suspicion about this and is also very good at keeping secrets"

"It's true that I would also be going against my father, but it's for his own good" Lemmy looked down sadly. "The princess knows about this as well as the Mario Brothers, but to avoid suspicion, I have to fight along with my father, so the most I can do is gather information from the enemies and go on missions to stop other villains"

"Does anyone else know about this?" asked Shy who was starting to comprehend this event.

"Only one member of my family knows this: Iggy, but thanks to our close brotherly relationship, he promised that the secret of me being an agent will be kept shut" Lemmy said crossing his arms.

"In other words, you can trust Lemmy. Any more questions?"

"I do" Alice chimed in, raising her hand.

"Shoot"

Alice then sped over to Lemmy and held him in the air.

"Why is this little guy SO FLIPPING ADORABLE?!" the girl squealed, hugging the koopaling close to her face. "HE'S SO CUUUUTE!"

Shy and Nix sweat dropped at the scene of the young teen.

"...I'm taking a guess SHE wasn't listening" Shy muttered.

"I believe so…" Nix agreed shaking his head.

"Hey! Wanna know what else is cute?"Phil exclaimed randomly. "Puppies, kitties, chickens, cows, piggies, bears, beavers, duckies, unicorns, owls, mouses, froggies, horsies, alligators, whales, wolves, flowers, plushies, bees, babies, babies with carrots, babies with erasers, baby goats, baby bunnies, shiny, lucky, purple, pretty, silly…"

As Phil continued to shout random nonsense, Lemmy was being extremely uncomfortable being held by Alice.

"Um...I...uh...appreciate the compliment, miss" Lemmy said while trying to escape the girl's grasp. "But we MUST continue the basics of this place, if you please, put me down...now?"

Alice didn't listen however as she was too busy squeezing the young reptile and yapping about how "flipping adorable" Lemmy was, leaving a small blush on the koopaling's face, causing him to squirm more.

"Alright Alice, Lemmy Time is over now, we gotta go" Shy said trying to pry Lemmy out. This had little to no effect. Shy was getting very impatient. "Alice we gotta go. Alice! Earth to Alice!...HEY ALICE! LET GO OF LEMMY RIGHT THIS SECOND OR ELSE I SWEAR I CAN AND I WILL (Sorry but this part of Shy's outburst cannot be written because the author is afraid this part will influence younger audiences to do the same or the mental images will cause them to be afraid of Shy Guys for as long as they live)!"

After some heavy breathing, Shy looked around to see his friends with their mouths wide open like they just saw the princess fall in lava.

"Dang Shy...never knew you had it in you" Lemmy commented with awe.

"Jeez, alright, alright I'll put him down" Alice said while gently placing Lemmy back on the ground. "Who put bees in your underwear?"

"...Ahem, anyways, Lemmy" Nix coughed, signaling Lemmy to start the tour.

"Huh? Oh, right, come this way everyone" Lemmy motioned everyone to the elevator, still shocked from Shy's outburst.

"...Er...maybe I kinda did get a bit carried away…" Shy whispered sheepishly.

"Maybe?"

"Kinda?"

"A bit?"

"Okay! So I have issues to work out! Cut me some slack!" Shy huffed.


The elevator arrived at a blinding white room, filled with test dummies, weaponry and holographic simulators. There were agents of all sorts of species, Koopas, Goombas, Yoshis, Piantas, Bob-Bombs, Boos, Shy Guys and even a few humans. It was obvious that the organization was extremely large. Lasers and bits of test dummies flew through the air, giving the atmosphere a small burning smell and the sound of physical fighting and running filled the room.

"We will be starting the tour by showing you the training hall" Lemmy started. "As you may guess, this area was built to increase your speed, skill, strength and stamina and the more you practice, the more stronger you'll be as an agent"

"I think I used to train! Didn't go so well" Phil piped in. "I think it was because I kept dropping weights on everyone's toes, or maybe setting the coach's hair on fire did me in"

"...Anyways, where was I…?"

"Watch out!" shouted a feminine voice.

The group turned towards the voice to find a test dummy hurdling towards them. Luckily, they were all able to dodge the projectile and instead it hit a wall, in which the test dummy exploded into pieces on impact.

"What the hell?!" shouted a surprised Shy.

Shy turned to the voice who he assumed threw the dummy in the first place, but suddenly, this was just another surprise for the day. It was someone he never thought he'd see again in his life.

"Sh-Sh-Shannon?!"

"Oh my gosh!" the pink Shy Girl exclaimed. "Shy, is that REALLY you?! It's been so long!"

"...Is there anyone here that you DON'T know?" asked Nix curiously.

"Bet he doesn't know me!" called another female voice.

The owner of this voice, however, belonged to a lime green cloaked Fly Girl with a propeller shaped like hearts.

"Um...and you are?" asked Shy.

"Knew it! YOU don't know me!" the green Fly Girl teased. "Anyways, my name's Breeze and I'm Shannon's BFF!"

"...I see…" Shy responded.

"Hey Shy?" Shannon said catching Shy's attention.

"Y-yeah?" Shy responded nervously.

"Before we continue this little reunion, I'd like to ask you a few questions: One: what were you doing being dressed as Santa during Christmas Eve, Two: Why and how did you become a member at G.A.A.M.E.S. and Three: Who are these guys?"

"Um...it's kind of a long story, but I promise to tell you later" Shy nervously answered scratching the back of his head.

Shannon seemed to understand as she nodded.

"Hey Lemmy? I think it's best if we end the tour and let them figure the organization on their own" Nix sighed adjusting his sunglasses.

Lemmy seemed slightly unsure about the idea, but sighed in response anyways.

"Very well, we will conclude the tour here, but just to make sure, I want to give you three these"

Lemmy handed out three flat, white rectangle pieces of metal.

"What are these?" Alice asked holding her strange object.

"These are holographic maps of the building" the koopaling answered. "This place, as you saw, is pretty large and it's obvious you'll need these devices and they are also your way to communicate with headquarters"

"SO COOL!" Phil exclaimed holding his device. "My first super secret spy gear! Do we get more stuff?"

"Er…not yet…" Lemmy responded a bit weirded out. "Oh and also these are also the keys to your room. You just place your device over where the doorknob should be and the door will open for you"

"You make this place sound super advanced…" Alice whispered.

Nix hen gave out small green cards with numbers on them.

"These are where your rooms are, and we have lots of training for you three tomorrow so it's best you get to bed early"

The three walked into the elevator still amazed by their luck. When the elevator doors closed, Nix gave Lemmy a worried look.

"Are you sure you want to hire THESE three as agents? They're not really what I call "professional"..."

Lemmy gave Nix a reassuring smile.

"Trust me, those three will make excellent agents!"

"Mr. Lemmy, we just received word that a brown Fly Guy has just set fire to the cafeteria" an intern informed suddenly.

Nix hen raised an eyebrow at the young agent.

"...I never said when it will happen " Lemmy quickly responded before walking away in a hurry.


The rest of the day went fairly well. Everyone found their rooms and decided to train early. After the fire was put out in the cafeteria, everyone joined for a luxurious meal. Tonight was buttered lobster and steak. The gang decided to end the day in one of the lounges, in which the one these colorful characters were had 25 foot long plasma tv, soda and popcorn machines, arcade cabinets, videogaming home consoles, a sundae buffet, free wi-fi and to top it all off, the main area of the lounge was surrounded by a giant fishtank. For a few moments Shy wondered how the organization could afford all this, then he remembered that the princess was the one sponsoring this place. Everyone sat in red velvet recliners that also had coolers.

"This place is AMAZING!" Alice exclaimed. "It has everything! Now I know why this place has so many people!"

"Even Breeze and I haven't gotten tired of this place by now!" Shannon smiled. "By the way Alice, I booked us an appointment at the spa on the forty-third floor"

"Sounds awesome! I'll be there!" Alice gleamed.

"Isn't this place amazing, Shy?" Phil nudged.

"I seriously have to agree with you, Phil" Shy nodded. "Those years at Bowser's Castle and the bull I put up with was definitely worth it"

"Hey Shy, since you're in a good mood, I think it's now time you start explaining"

That's when Shy's smile faded.

"Oh...yeah...that…"

"It'll be fine, Shy!" Alice encouraged. "Phil and I will have your back if Shannon or Breeze have any questions!"

Shy slightly smiled at the girl and began telling his tale. He told from the beginning, from when he was fired from Bowser's Castle,to the day he met the strange duo known as Alice and Phil,to his cruddy ex-job, to the chase at the mall, to battling ninjas and saving the holidays and even the Pokemon Battle. Of course the Shy Girls had tons of questions, but Alice and Phil were right there to answer, though Phil exaggerated more.

"Oh my gosh! Sounds like you've been through a tornado of adventures!" Breeze laughed.

"Well he's gonna have to go through a HURRICANE of those now that he's with us!" Shannon laughed back.


The evening was full of laughs, food and fun. Eventually around 11:45, everyone was exhausted. Shy and Phil shared the room known as Room 1889. Shy sat on the bed for a moment, thinking back on the short memories he had before he got here.

"What are the odds of this happening to some weirdos like us?" Shy whispered.

"Not very high, Shy! Hey that rhymed!" Phil exclaimed.

Silence stood in the room for another moment, then Shy broke the silence.

"Hey Phil?"

"Yeah?"

"I-I'm sorry…" Shy whispered.

"For what?" Phil asked confused.

"For treating you and Alice so badly at the mall...it wasn't your fault and I was blinded by my own rage, blind to see what a good life I actually have and I took my anger out on you two…"

Phil just stared in silence,

"I was going to apologize on Christmas Eve, but that stupid kid ruined my chance and because now is a good time, I just want to say it now…"

Phil lowered his head and bit the bottom of his lip.

"I'm sorry Phil, you're a great friend and so is Alice and I've been a jerk to you both. Will you forgive me?"

Phil smiled brightly and hugged the red Shy Guy tightly.

"I guess so" Shy thought smiling.

The two friends yawned, signaling it was time for bed.

"Better tell Alice the same thing tomorrow" Shy mentally told himself.

The two got into separate beds and Shy turned off the lights. Before Shy slipped away into slumber, he had only one thought in his mind: Life is good.


This took WAY longer than it should have, but now it's finished! I feel SO good right now! Remember to Read and Review! Thanks for reading and stay tuned for the next exciting chapter!