Summary: During the second stage of the chunin exams, Naruto Uzumaki was blown away by Orochimaru's wind based attack that separated him from his team, and instead of landing on nice wet and flat green grass to fight a giant snake, he somehow falls into a hole that leads him to an underground tomb of some sort. In there, he finds a young beautiful girl who just so happens to be the goddess of blood and destruction. Naruto's adventure has just gotten a whole lot better with the grim goddess literally at his mercy, and a mysterious rabbit goddess always helping him.

Godlike Naruto

Harem: Fem Jashin, Touka(From Tokyo Ghoul), Anko, Karin, Tsunade(will go through a body change), Rin Nohara, Konan, Ophis from Highschool DxD and Tia Harribel from bleach.

Bashing Included

Multiple elements

Lemons will be occurring but not all the time, so please bare with me there.

AN/: I can't say it enough, but I really appreciate the support I am getting from everyone. It did indeed take me two days to make that chapter, and I see that the time spent on it was all worth it. I actually didn't have anything to do that time since my mom's tv got busted by lightning so all I could think of doing was that chapter. Anyways, for this current arc, action will not be a major occurrence, but I sure hope to squeeze in a lemon or two somehow. Also, the Tsunade of this story doesn't have the same history as canon Tsunade as she never met Dan and Nawaki died from a fatal ilness.

On a side note, my buddy samhain has been asking me a question of what is Naruto's relation to Jashin's father. Simple bro: If you read chapter two or three(I think) Jashin says something about her father intrusting her with his power and who ever is to become Jashin's care-taker will be the one to have all his power. What Naruto will do with it, is for you to read and find out bro!

Other then that, I don't really have much to say besides please support the cause and review every single update I drop.

Opening Theme Song: Linkin Park Figure 0.9

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Last time on GLFB!

"Yeah well, I'll start searching for her when I get the chance, and that's why I'm saying the gaki should tag along when you give me the mission to go and get her to come back...Besides, you know she won't come back since the civilians and 'that man' lied to her saying that Naruto died on the day of the Kyuubi attack. Well, I'll see ya soon sensei".

Jiraya hopped out the window and re-appeared on an orange giant toad which hopped away. There was silence in the office as the sandaime looked at the paperwork in front of him, then reached for his drawer to take out his pipe and start smoking...

'….Life...it is a journey we all walk, and a journey that is far more stranger then any thing we humans can comprehend...I hope Naruto's life will continue to change others has his journey will be the strangest of them all...'.

The sandaime stood up from his chair then turned to look at the moon that was now settling in with the sun setting...

"I may not know who you are, or what kind of person you may be, but I know that you are watching over Naruto as we speak and you will continue to watch over him as he faces his hardships and triumphant over them...you and his parents...will continue to guide him on this path we all call life...Kaguya Otsutsuki".

NOW!

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One moth later

Konohagakure No Sato: The Uzumaki Temple

Today is a sunny Monday with the sun already rising to the very top of the sky, and the people of konoha were already out and about living their daily lives with others opening up shop, heading to work, or for some others, going to the mission's administrations office for missions to do for the day/month or year whatever rank or pay they would get for the time being.

However, inside one of the many gold-plated bedrooms of the temple is one Naruto Uzumaki sleeping comfortably in a queen size bed with a naked Mittelt hugging his right arm and resting her head on his shoulder. In a fire shunshin, Utatane appears in the room dressed in her female anbu attire(with no shoes showing her feet and colorless toenails obviously) and her fox mask hiding her beautiful face.

She looks down to see her master was still fast asleep with the loli fallen angel sleeping by his side as well, and frowned at the thought she was now going to disturb his sleep as that was one of the many things Naruto didn't like happening to him...well apart from a series of events many would call bad luck and ending up with humans who love him right off the bat of the acquaintance then becoming his servants without his consent in the matter...yeah that's what he doesn't like.

He would always tell her that he could wake up on his own time, but he some how fails to do that as she once left him to be and he ended up sleeping the whole day in waking up 4 in the pm.

She gently removed her mask showing her beautiful face and dark eyes, then walked over to Naruto's side of the bed and crouched down as she said to him...

"Na-Naruto-sama...Naruto-sama...It's time to wake up...Naruto-sama...".

The former elder was met with gloss black white-ringed eyes that slowly opened up with a yawn and sitting up, then Naruto turned to her and said "Thanks, Uta-chan. I would have slept in if it wasn't for you. You made breakfast yet?".

"Hai, Naruto-sama. Milk and Cereal is at the kitchen waiting for you, and I have washed your clothes and headband just as you asked me to. It's all there in the wardrobe when your done with your shower".

Naruto sat at the edge of the bed revealing his white boxers and a little something pink with a small hole in the center peaking out between his legs causing Utatane to blush and quickly look away while she said "M-maybe I should take my leave, Naruto-sama. I-I have A-anbu business to take care off. I-if you need me, just call and I'll be there by your si-

"Noneseeeeense! Today's your day off like Neko-san said. Just hang in the temple and have some fun!...You do know how to have fun, right?".

Naruto stood up from the bed and walked over to an open shower that has no glasses or door but just the shower sprinkler and drain then took of the boxes showing his junk and hot-bod to Utatane who was now furiously blushing at the sleepy 7 inch tale between Naruto's legs and immediately felt her self get hot under the Armor and underwear at Naruto's young but handsome body and occasionally passing glances at his behind and ball sack that had her biting her lower lip from the flashing images of her naked self taking it in the can with Naruto's sack hitting her womb and ciltoris again...and again... and again continuously while calling her insulting names that easily turned her on.

Naruto opened the tap to the hot water, then slowly rubbed the soap on himself whiling enjoying the warm water hitting his skin causing him to groan blissfully from the water going down from his hair to his feet, all the while not seeing or hearing Utatane's eyes of lust and whimpering moans as she looked at her master take such a delightful shower, in the buff, right before her very eyes.

He turned to see Utatane standing there looking at him with an expression of lust and a sweet smell coming from her crotch, then raised his right eyebrow at her and said to the horny elder "You know you can join me if you want, right? You don't need to hold yourself back like that as sexual frustration can distract you in your line of work...just get in here and lets take a shower together, Uta-chan...that's an order".

Utatane tried to avoid her master's stern but cute face with his eyes digging into her own, but found her self nodding at his command and started stripping down leaving her bare naked with the nipples of her C-cup breasts slightly poking out with her round bubble but and small patch of black pubic hair being visible for all to see with some liquid dripping from her crotch making it's way down both legs, causing Naruto's penis to slightly twitch up but remain sleepy as he looked back at her gorgeous face. She walked into the shower and stood still, only to 'eep' at Naruto grabbing the soap, rubbing it all over his hands and touching her torso, hips and breasts sensually while smiling to himself as he said...

"I really never did this with you, Uta-chan. And I'm starting to think you never did share a shower with anyone too by that blush on your face and you not wanting to look me in the eye...you do like this, right? Or should I sto-

"No! I do I do!" was what Utatane exclaimed causing one sleeping blonde to stir up from her sleep and look up to see Naruto and Utatane using the shower with both of them being naked as the day they were born. She stretched her arms out and yawned cutely before she got out of bed showing her small but firm ass with her shaved vagina and small breasts that were easily Mid B-cups...

"Ohayio Uta-chan! It seems like you beat me to a nice shower with Naruto-sama this morning" said Mittelt who didn't get a response from a still blushing-and-hesitating Utatane who felt like she was putter in her master's hands at the moment.

"Oi, Uta-chan. Relax and breadth. If you can't do that then I'm just gonna leave you and take a shower somewhere else. I know you like taking showers right? Then what are you so scared of?" said Naruto with a deadpan, and Utatane closed her eyes then took a deep breadth and exhaled to calm herself down but still being irresistibly horny from being touched by her master's soap-filled hands. She then took the soap and started to wash Naruto while he was washing her and smiled to herself as she said to him...

"This...is actually relaxing, Naruto-sama. What kind of soap is this?".

"It's made with- I don't know. Ask Kalawarner-chan since she does all the shopping around here. Mittelt-chan, if you don't mind, were in the middle of something".

Mittelt nodded to Naruto then left the room but not before making the bed and winking at Naruto who winked right back at her as she closed the door behind her and left the two female anbu and chunin to take a quiet shower all by themselves in the room. The little shower time went on for about 5 minutes, and Naruto's hands were no reaching up for Utatane's face with hers doing the same...The two stared at each others' eyes for a moment with their faces slowly and slowly coming closer. Just as Naruto's lips were about to reach Utatane's lips-

"Wait...Naruto-sama...It's early in the morning, and you really need to get ready for today. I'm terribly sorry for ruining this moment, and it's fine if you want to puni-

Utatane stopped talking when Naruto's mouth reached for hers and began kissing his raven-haired servant who eye-widened at the kiss but couldn't help herself and open her mouth to which Naruto took it as Utatane allowing him entrance and his tongue entered and explored her mouth causing the eye-widening to turn into eye-lids closing in on themselves with sensual moaning at having her mouth being so violated by her master, which she of course found very pleasing with her left foot hooking up in the air with her hands pulling him towards her.

Naruto's hands reached for Utatane's ass and gave a small squeezed to which she skipped a little and 'eep'd to but moaned a little more louder to it. Her left hand unconsciously reached for Naruto's raising seven to nine inch shaft, but was stopped by another with Naruto pulling away from the kiss with a smirk as he said "You know I'll get late if we take it that far. And you know how your old teammate feels about me being late-

"Fuck Sarutobi. You started this, and now your gonna end it, little boy" said a stern-but-still-blushing Utatane who was met with a grin by Naruto who said "Yes ma'am".

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"Ah! Aaaaaaaaaah! Fuck! I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum! Oooooooh this feels so GO~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~D!".

Utatane was now on all fours on top of the bed with her face down on the pillow as Naruto was behind her banging her womanhood like their was no tomorrow while grabbing hold of her hips and occasionally slapping her ass cheeks getting a loud squeal from Utatane who got more turned on by the abuse on her round blushing ass.

The blonde suddenly pulled out, then instantly penetrated Utatane's sensitive asshole to which she raised her head and screamed in ecstasy of the sudden change of which hole to bang with Naruto ramming inside her ass roughly with no concern of how painful it would be to Utantane, which was all the same to her but more arousing then anything she has ever come to feel sexually as not even toys could give her such pleasure like her young master can.

Her arms finally gave up staying that way carrying her upper body for the passed 25 minutes, but her right hand reached for her pussy and played with it while playing with her sensitive spot as her left hand played with her left breast painfully twisting and turning the sensitive nipple of her left breast.

Naruto pushed her head back down then forcefully removed her hand from her juice-dripping womanhood and continued ramming into her ass as he said "I said face down, Uta-chan! And who said you can touch the spot only I am allowed to touch, huh?!".

"(Moans loudly from rough ramming) G-goMENasaiiiiII~II~III~I! Naruto-sammmmaaaA~A~A! It just- Ah!- Feels so good when I'm touching my self to you raping my tight and hungry little ass! Your such a strong and godly little boy! AAAAH YESS!".

Naruto smirked at this, and gave Utatane a smack to the right ass cheek as he said to her "Who are you calling a little boy?! Are you some sort of pedophile?!(taps ass repeatedly) Should I call you pedo-chan now?! HUH?!".

"Yes! YES! I'm a pedophile! I'm your hot, sexy and horny old pedophile, Naruto-sama! And your my handsome, and amazingly strong little boy who – Ah fuck!- making me feel so good!" said Utatane as the nails of her fingers were now ripping the blanket and sheets of the bed apart with her toes curling from Naruto's senseless fucking which started to pick up the pace faster then before as his nut sack was hitting Utatane's vagina hard occasionally banging her super sensitive clitoris causing her moans to be louder than before loosing herself to the overloading pleasure along with Naruto's loud grunting at Utatane's ass being more tight and tight by the passing second around his large and think shaft snaking it's way in and out of Utatane's tightest hole.

After thirty minutes of none stop ramming his raven-haired servant, Naruto was finally reaching his limit to which he said "Where do you want it(grunts)?!".

"Inside me! Inside! Cum inside my ass and feel it up with your hot and delicious semen, Naruto-sama! Feel this old woman of a pedophile with your cum, Naruto-sama! PLEEEEAAAASE! I WANT IT SOOO BAAAAD!".

"That's what I've been waiting to hear-(face cringes)AAAAAHHH!".

Both Naruto and Utatane climaxed at the same time with Naruto's cum spraying Utatane's insides white from his torrent of cum and Utatane's pussy juices spraying all over the bed dampening the blanket and sheets. After a full minute of cumming inside Utatane's now cum-filled anus, Naruto sighed and he took out his shaft from her asshole with Utatane falling to her side but not letting a single drop come out of her anus clenching it closed as she said to Naruto...

"Thank you...N-Naruto-sama. I...really needed that. I've been watching you have sex with Ray-chan, Ja-sama and the others for a while and I was starting to get more and more sexually frustrated everyday. Masturbation only helped for a short while but it soon began to irritate me...I am eternally grateful for you, and I love you, Naruto-sama. I will never stop at that no matter what happens".

"I love you too, Uta-chan...or should I say Pedo-chan?" said Naruto with his fox-like grin causing Utatane to smile as she responded "You may call me anything you like, Naruto-sama(giggles). Demo, before you go, can you please leave me with two shadow clones?".

"Okay, but don't tire yourself out. You may not be able to feel pain anymore but I'm the only person who can cause it in 'some' ways. You have Ja-chan to blame for that by the way" Naruto responded, then made sealless shadow clones of himself in the buff which got on to the bed and finished where Naruto left off with Utatane now laying on her back as she took one clone in the mouth while the other was penetrating her wet and climaxing womanhood roughly.

Naruto quickly put on his clothes which were the usual pair of black shinobi sandals and a white T-shirt adored with a black upside down star but with the green chunin flak jacket on top with the kunai and scroll holsters being filled, and the konoha headband was tied around his neck with his small platinum braid chain still around his neck but he now had some black fingerless gloves on with gold plates on them that have the Uzumaki Clan swirl on them engraved.

The blonde stepped out the room then took the stars down to the first floor kitchen to see Jashin and Touka wearing identical nightdresses which were white with a black swirl and crescent moon pattern on them as the two were sitting at the kitchen table holding up white cards that have the faces of women instead of numbered hearts or kings/queens and jacks. Naruto greeted the two mother and daughter who greeted him back but not looking at him.

"Ano...Naruto-sama, Mittelt says she left your room with Onii-chan taking a shower with you...Did you finally have sex with her? And what is like?" said Touka with Jashin also finishing "Is she as matured in the bed as she is on the battlefield?"

"Nope! She's actually into the rough stuff. Kinda fun though, but you too shouldn't be talking about her like that and neither should I. You're making her sound like a slave".

"(deadpan) Naruto-sama, we AAAALL ARE your bitches besides Anko-chan. Also, I ate your cereal since it was starting to get soggy. Gomenasai, Naruto-sama(eye smiles)!".

Naruto eye-rolled at this, and was about to say something when-

POOF!

A toad appeared through a poof of smoke on the kitchen counter as it said to Naruto "Hey kid, Jiraya sent me to tell you a council meeting is being held right now about who will be the godaime hokage. You better hurry your ass over there quickly or else you'll miss out on who it will be" then left again in a poof of smoke.

Naruto eye-widened at this with white dinner plates, then quickly gave both Jashin and Touka peck on the cheeks before he left in a black flash..

Jashin was looking at her cards, then looked at Touka in the eye as she said...

"Who's your pick, Touka-chan? Remember that she needs to be someone who has lost someone dear to her, and is looking for a change of pace and in her life and has a dream she wishes to achieve but feels she can't accomplish it on her own, and she has to be smoking hot obviously".

Touka kept silent for a moment, then placed a card down on the table that has a blue-haired woman(with an origami flower in her hair) on it as she responded to her God/creator...

"Konan. She was born in Amegakure and lost her parents to the second shinobi war. She met two boys, namely Yahiko and Nagato Uzumaki, and lived with them ever since as they both began to share the same ideals and dreams for peace in Ame then peace for the world.

She later lost Yahiko who was her best friend which has greatly effected her life but still managed to keep her humanity, but her other best friend Nagato didn't as he became the shell of his former self and now only works to achieve the goal of capturing all Jinchurki and extracting the Bijuu to create something he clearly doesn't know well about.

Konan has found out who was behind the death of her best friend Yahiko along with manipulating Nagato, and has been training herself into the ground ever since to get back at him, kill him then try and help her friend deal with the lose of Yahiko so that he could realise that all he has been doing was wrong and should be himself once again...

Amegakure No Sato

"ACHOO!".

"ACHOO!"

"Are both of you okay? You just sneezed at the same time" said a raven-haired beauty with three-tomoed sharingan eyes dressed in a black and red-clouded cloak with a female anbu attire underneath it. A tall man dressed in the same cloak and has a lot of piercings on his face with purple ripple pattern eyes replied...

"One of the civilians in my village must be talking in praises of me and Konan. (clears throat) Konan, Izumi. Zetsu has just recently gotten word that the toad sage of Konoha will be on the move to a place called Tanzaku Town with the Kyuubi Jinchuriki. I was planning on sending Izumi with her partner Kisame, but he is already taking up an assassination mission from one of the merchants of the land of water to raise money for the organisation, so I will be sending Konan with you, Izumi".

"But Naga-

"You will not address me by that name, Konan!".

"...(clenches hands into fists and grits teeth) But...Pein-sama, I already have my duties here in Ame to keep the peace and make sure that crime is always reduced to a non-existent level like it always should to be as it is. I am not exactly trained for Jinchuriki capturing like everyone else is-

"This is not up for discussion, Konan. You WILL be leaving with Izumi for Konoha immediately. If what the bingo book says is true about the Kyuubi Jinchuriki being an A-ranked Chunin, then Izumi here will need your assistance making sure the capture goes well. However, if you are to face any difficulties, then aborting the mission to capture the Kyuubi Jinchurki is optional. Am I understood?"

"Hai, Leader-sama/Pein-sama".

Back with Jashin and Touka

Jashin glances at the card and slightly eye-widened with a blush on her cheeks and gasped as she said to Touka...

"Kawaii! She's so beautiful too! And she has a lot in common with you like your coldness towards men except for Naruto-sama, your undying loyalty and dedication to a cause and goal and you are both emotionally fragile...well you are more then her of course since you cry during sex and all that(eye-roll) Ugh!".

Touka grew a small tick mark at the last comment, but eye-smiled to Jashin as she said "Somehow, I believe that Kaguya-sama is the one who has been attracting all of these woman in the temple to Naruto-sama. I believe that Konan will somehow interact with Naruto-sama from day one, and their relationship could start of very quickly just as he did with all the women in his life".

"Daah! That's the whole point of this game were playing, cyclopse-chan. Now what kind of woman do you have for me?" said Jashin. Touka looked up to the sealing with her black and red eye for a moment, then looked back to Jashin as she said...

"Someone~~~who is closely related to Naruto-sama, and is more or less the same age as Onee-chan. Someone who has left her home over the guilt of hearing her last hope for family and/or love died, demo, she was actually lied to as her young godson/mate only turns out to be well alive and was living a horrible life in the said home since he was born. She comes from a very famous and prestigious family or clan and is greatly respected and known for her skills as a kunoichi...that and you have already went to her in her dreams telling her everything, giving her your precious water of youth, and you have secretly got her into other vices that I'm quite sure Naruto-sama won't find pleasing".

"...(narrows eyes)...You were looking at my cards, weren't you?...and you were reading my mind according to the stuff you last said just now".

"I do not know what you are talking about, Jashin-sama" said Touka who avoided her god/mother/creator's gaze will casually whistling and playing with the small strands of her blue hair, causing the grey-haired loli to deadpan and sweat drop at the same time as she placed a card down on the table that has the picture of a beautiful blond-haired woman with hazel brown eyes...

"There! Tsunade Senju! You already know everything about her since you saw my cards you cute cry baby!"

"I seriously don't know what you are talking about, Jashin-sama!"

"The Fuck you don't now come here!(chases a screaming Touka around the first floor of the temple while being careful not to break anything)...

In a Casino

"AAAAACHOOO!".

"Are you alright, Tsunade-sama? That sneeze was pretty powerful. You must have a cold from all that alcohol and not eating well" said a bruenette woman holding a small well-dressed pig, who is standing next to a blond-haired woman with hazel brown eyes and a violet diamond-shaped dot on her forehead dressed in a green haori(with the kenji for battle written on the back inside a red circle) on top of a grey kimono-style blouse with no sleeves as it was held closed by a broad dark bluish grey obi matching her pants, and has a necklace with a small green jem hanging from it.

"I'm okay, Shizune-chan...some one must be really talking crap about me, or probably persevering about me at the same time. Probably that idiot Jiraya.(Sigh) I better be finished here soon, I need to get ready for what's to come a few days from now".

Shiuzne looked confused at what Tsunade said, and voiced her confusing as she followed Tsunade out of the casino and into the hotel they were residing in for the time being...

"Ano, Tsunade-sama, what exactly do you keep talking about when you say that? You've been acting strangely since a few months back...well not exactly since you haven't stopped drinking or gambling".

"If you must know, I'm planning on going back home, and I met someone when you were away on one of your jobs to heal someone leaving me poor little old me alone. Now stop asking questions and help me shampoo my hair".

"H-hai, Tsunade-sama...I wonder who she met for her to finally go home?".

5 Minutes later

Konohagakure No Sato: Council chambers

In the council chambers, everyone(besides Naruto) was present with all the clan heads looking well awake and sharp for the day(except for Shikaku Nara of course) and the new batch of civilian council members looked more smart, respectable and professional then the last batch with one of the members of this new civilian council being Teuchi Ichiraku dressed in a red and white formal suit with a black tie wearing some glasses on.

In a quick black flash, Naruto appeared behind his seat and quickly sat on it while mentioning greetings and apologies to everyone and the sandaime who nodded in acceptance but told him to be more serious on arriving on time. The sandaime quickly stood up from his seat and was handed a black sealed envelope from Homura and said to the people seated before him...

"People of the council! Before we move along with the usual agendas of this meeting, I would like to announce that the votes for who is to be the Godaime Hokage are now in, and these results were sent to the Fire Daimyo for approval and have now returned back for final conformation and my agreement. As you all know, the candidate spots are first accounted for then they are later opened to anyone who would like to be chosen and voted for by the council to be the next Hokage of Konohagakure No Sato.

However, in order to be a candidate for this position in a village, you first need to have an A-to-SSS rank level in your record as a Ninja, be a jounin or a clan head of a clan that has a seat in the council of the village and lastly have your candidate spot approved by myself and the council. Since it was only Uzumaki-san here you applied for the many five spots that were open, the council had no other choice but to make a short list of their own since their was no one else who wanted to be a candidate competing with Uzumaki-san for the position.

In relation to that list, the council has first approached Kakashi Hatake who denied, then went on to ask Jiraya who also denied. Now the results of who was chosen are finally in".

The sandaime opened up the envelope and spoke as he was looking at the piece of paper from the envelope...

"The candidate that was chosen by the council of Konohagakure No Sato and approved by the court of the Fire Country is...Tsunade Senju of the sannin, and current clan head of the Senju clan".

The council nodded to what the sandaime said, but Naruto sighed to himself sadly as he said "Oh well, there's always next time since I still have the rest of my life ahead of me".

"I wouldn't be bummed out about it, Naruto-kun" said one Tsume Inuzuka(seating on Naruto's right side) who smiled at Naruto with eye smiles and continued "You really came in close if it wasn't for your age. If you were at least sixteen years old or older, they would have given you the spot right then and there, but we all decided that your shinobi career should expand first and wait for you to gain enough experience and trust from the village first.

The people of Konoha may love you now, but it's all in your mother and father's name. Once you work your way up and work hard enough and never give up on your dream, I'm sure your name will be the one to be picked next time".

"(sigh) Thanks, Tsume-san, that really cheers me up" said Naruto who smiled at Tsume but turned his attention back to the sandaime who cleared his throat once again and said...

"Tsunade Senju left the village 14 years ago on the day of the Kyuubi attack and has not returned since that time. Her reason for leaving Konoha is because of what the previous batch of the civilian council had told her as they said that the yondaime along with his wife and child had died in the Kyuubi attack, but it was all false and a plan to make sure Uzumaki-san was to never be adopted or taken care of and only wanted him to be isolated from anyone who would try to be in any relationship with him.

Tsunade has been traveling the elemental nations on sannin rights, and she was last scene somewhere within the fire country meaning she will be staying there for the next month or so according to the normal activities she spends her time doing in the fire country. The council has given the task to Jiraya to find her and bring her back to the village, but he has also made a request for someone to accompany him in getting Tsunade to return as that person will be the key to convincing her to not only come back but also take the position of becoming Hokage".

'(sigh)...Those cards...I swear to Ja-chan's father I will find those damn cards and I'll freakin tear them up when I see them' was what Naruto was thinking as he pinched the breach of his nose with his left eyebrow twitching in anger confusing some of the people who saw him this way. Naruto looked up to see the confusion and worry, then eye smiled as he said "I'm just a little tired from all the missions I've been taking lately, that's all. No need to worry about me, everyone".

Jiraya, who was standing besides the chair of the sandaime, stepped forward and said "The person who will be accompanying me on finding Tsuande will be my godson Naruto Uzumaki, and I have already spoken with Hokage-sama about giving him a month leave from shinobi duties".

"Would you like to go with Jiraya, Naruto? If you do not feel like going with him, you can simply deny the request. Demo, you must know that Tsunade will truly not come back to the village, let alone take the position, if she doesn't get the full truth of you being alive in the first place" said Hiruzen who was looking at Naruto, and the blonde looked back to the sandaime and asked...

"Ano, if you don't mind me asking, what kind of relationship did Tsunade Senju have with my parents that makes me so important to her, Hokage-sama?".

Instead of the sandaime answering, it was Jiraya who answered while taking out a piece of rolled up paper then unrolling it...

"Tsunade had a very good relationship with the yondaime and Kushina-san. As a matter of fact, Tsunade and Kushina wanted to conjoin their clans through the simple act of a marriage contract. The people who were drawn up in this contract is Tsunade...and you, Naruto".

"..."

"..."

"...(sigh)...somehow...I saw that coming...Ugh~~~~~..." said an irritated and bored Naruto while the rest of the council were momentarily shocked, but began to talk amongst themselves about the marriage contract, but Chouza, who was sitting on Naruto's left side said to the blonde "Haha! Another hot and old lady in the bag, heh Naruto? You are seriously on a role my good friend! Maybe some time from now, your third wife will be Shizuka Marikawa the owner of the Golden Leaf restaurant. According to the rumors, she is the only woman who is said to be as beautiful as Tsunade-sama, and match her 'you-know-what' HEHE!".

"God, Chouza, is that all you see in that poor woman?" asked Tsume.

"Hey give me a break, Tsume-san! You would also think the same as me if you saw her too" said Chouza.

"Actually, Tsume-san, Chouza is right about Shizuka-san. I once saw her when I took my family out for dinner there, and my mouth just wouldn't close no matter how hard Ino's mother looked at me" said Inoichi.

"(grunts) The woman is dense and completely ditsy. It took her two hours to take Yoshino's order the one time we went there with her taking the customers orders" said a woken up Shikaku.

"Jeez, you man are all the same. You're all like dogs" said Tsume, only to be met with a glare by Hiashi who said "Oh well look who's talking".

"Ooh buuuurrrrrn" said a sarcastic Naruto who looked at the adults before him arguing amongst each other. The sandaime clear his throat causing the chatter amongst the council members to stop then pay attention to him again...

"Now that we have closed that matter, lets move onto the other agendas for the day...

The Next Day

Konohagakure No Sato: West Gate

It was 12 o' clock in the afternoon, and here we find one Jiraya dressed in his normal attire with his large scroll hanging over his right shoulder behind his back, and he was waiting patiently for his Godson Naruto to arrive so that the trip would start.

'(Blissful sigh) And here I was thinking to myself that I would never get the chance to go on a trip with the kid. Looks like I'll finally get to know him better like I promised his father. Every time I tried to stop by the temple, that crazy cannibal woman keeps threatening to eat my damn purpose on this Earth right off of me if I ever stepped any close to the doors! I better avoid my research for the time being with this kid, or else I'm really gonna loose everything like that sweet hot spring because of that whimpering closet pervet Ebisu(grunts)'.

After 20 minutes of waiting, Naruto was finally arriving with a large red scroll of his own hanging behind his back over his right shoulder, but what caused the toad sage to frown was Jashin walking besides Naruto dressed in something many would call 'kinky' for a girl to wear(think of a Private Japanese school uniform for young boys with again: No shoes) and she was carrying a large back pack on her back.

"Hey hold on a minute here! I said only you could come! Not her!" said Jiraya, only to be with a glare from Naruto that caused him to flinch...

"If I'm gonna come with you on this, then I can bring someone along for the trip ahead, and I've some rules for you while were at it. Rule one, no perving. Rule two, no perving, and finally rule three which No. Peeeeeerrrrveing! Got that, ero-sennin?!".

"Yeah, yeah, I get it already! But do you have to call me that?".

"(glares again) I think I have reason enough to call you that. Now can we please leave before Tsunade-san disappears again?" said Naruto with Jiraya reluctantly agreeing at having his godson's very first servant tag along who of course stuck her self-bitten and bleeding tongue at Jiraya who shivered at the image of her doing that being engraved in his mind added to the many things other horrific nightmares he suffered at the hands of the Goddess all because of his 'research' on the other loli servant of Naruto and his first wife 'the sexy and married' Anko Mitarashi.

Jiraya took notice of the girl's lack of shoes and said to her...

"Huh...If you don't mind me asking, Jashin, why do you and everyone else besides Anko not wear any shoes?".

Jashin smirked as she responded "As the first servant of the Uzumaki clan and Naruto-sama, I have made it a law that a servant of the clan will wear no shoes as a sign of the servitude to the Uzumaki clan and Naruto-sama".

"That, and she has a foot fetish. A large foot fetish I might add" said Naruto with Jashin nodding happily to his statement with a small cute blush on her cheeks, making Jiraya to stare at her and say...

"That...actually isn't surprising at all, mind you it is weird, but not surprising And I'm sure she's a masochist by the way she loves blood and hurting herself every time. Anyways, if were gonna be moving around the fire country for Tsunade, we were gonna need to travel fast as that lady never stays in one place for more then three days. Now let's move out!".

To Be Continued

Ending Theme Song: A$AP Rocky – L$D

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AN/: (sighs happily) Finally a chapter I didn't go over board with. Remember to please stay cool, be cool, look cool and support the cause of 1000 reviews!