NARUTO-SAGE OF THE INFINITE PATHS:BOOK ONE
Area-Konohagakure(Hidden Leaf Village)
Thoughts-((Thinking))
Current Arc:Prologue
A/N:Sorry for the late chapter but I had some computer problems...Okay now for the standard thanks ceremony:uden1767,mohahassan3,Reccaff,Crostos,cutegirl1000322000,szamii,Loki God of Fire,Tsuarn,Wolfcoyote and a really special thanks to beastmode953 who asked me if I would want to join a fanfic contest but unfortunately I dont think I am good enough for that yet but thanks for asking anyway,I appreciate the ,I just want to ask you guy's what you think I should improve on with my writing-thanks.
Disclaimer:F**k this,Im sick of saying that damn line.
Reaper1411:Then I guess I'll have to tell you-know-who that you like them.
Disclaimer:Huh,I was planning on telling her anyway.
Reaper1411:Ok...Then while I'm at it I'll tell her your little secret,you know,what you do at night...
Disclaimer:(Trembling in fear)Y-y-you wouldnt...
Reaper1411:Disclaimer have you forgotten who you're talking to?I definitely would.
!I'll do it,just please dont tell her!
Reaper1411:Of course,I never go back on my I lie that is.
Disclaimer:Neither I nor that idiot over there owns Naruto in any way,shape or form.
Reaper1411:Ok lets ,before I forget the special guest for today is none other than the self proclaimed super pervert as well as Tsunade proclaimed punching bag,the toad sage Jiraiya!Oh,and for that idiot comment Disclaimer I am going to tell these guy's what you do at night...I have two words for you:bed and wetter...hahaha,that will teach that idiot who he's dealing with.
Naruto was standing in the middle of the destruction that is known as training ground nine,besides him with looks of bewilderment on their faces was anka and made a big "Now the fun begins",of course Anko took that as a challenge "What's up first?I still have to put you in your place for earlier" "Huh,well first up is warmups,then the physical we're done with thatit's taijutsu training,then sparring,ninjtsu training,throwing practice and to end it off we're going to practice increasing our chakra control''Anko and Kurenai's looks of bewilderment turned to one's of shock as they realized what they had gotten themselves into.
Two hundred pushups,one hundred and fifty sit ups,three hundred squats and two miles later two panting girls were rubbing their aching joints ''Okay,I did your crazy physical training now what'' said the snake 'girl' ''physical training? that was the warmups,For the real training I do double the warmups'' ''N-naruto-kun, I dont think I'm strong enough to do the rest of the training '' ''Aaaww. Well i guess it would be bad manners if I forced you to do the physical training...Why dont we skip to the taijutsu training '' '' Ok...'' anko shot Kurenai a grateful look,there was no way could do the physical torture Naruto called training,however there was no way she would back down from Naruto's 'challenge'.
It turned out Kurenai only knew the basic leaf style taught in the academy and she wasn't very proficient at it,taijutsu really wasn't her strong knew the snake style which was taught to her by the elders in her clan (Just bear with me,I'll explain soon enough) ,it mainly consisted of evading attacks then striking certain positions such as the neck,stomach and groin,she was pretty proficient at it and her speed was near Naruto's obviously knew tai chi and karate and would switch styles while fighting. His stamina was incredible,as was his power and speed(for his age anyway),''Okay how about we have a little 2-on-2 battle ?'' ''Two-on-two?Are you insane?We are three people not four.''
Naruto just smirked before making a handsign and calling out ''Shadow clone jutsu!'' a clone popped into existence next to Naruto''N-naruto-kun,clones cant be used in F-Fights,they arent physical '' Narutos smirk failed to disappear YES but shadow clone arebt like the average clone, they are physical, however one good hit will destory them instantly ''So who's fighting who ? ''I think I'll fight you Anko-chan and my clone will fight kurenai -chan'' Anko decide to speak with actions rather than words and charged at Naruto who simply mantained his grin and pulled into his stance ''eager arent you Anko-chan ?''said Naruto as he blocked one of Anko's jobs to his stomach . he then gave her a side kick to the head which she blocked as well ,but the force behind the kick was toogreater then she expected and she was knocked to the back ,seeing an opportunity tried to capitalise and punch Anko in the face,but anko dodged it .Anko charged again ,this time trying a kick to his gut but her leg was grabbed and she was thrown into the air and did a back flip so she would land on her feet . this time naruto charged at her and did a double punch to her stomach which caused anko to see stars but she still managed to grab onto naruto and wrap herself around him like a snake would do to it's prey when trying to crush it to death "snake style taijutsu:art of crushing ''
The technique was one of seven unique to the snake style (which was inspired by snakes and used chakra to increase its deadliness) ,Naruto was sure if he didnt do something fast he would be snake food so he decided to do the only thing he could do in the situation -he bit anko on the worked and anko let go of him while simultaneously blushing,Naruto then began engaging her once again and both of them took their stances and began punching and kicking,however this time Anko's reaction time was slower and she was on the receiving end of an uppercut .''Game ,set ,match.I wonder how kureinai-chan is doing ''
Back with kureinai and clone Naruto:
"So Kurenai chan,are we going to begin ?'' ''Yes'' okay then.'' the clone then ran towards Kurenai and sent her a flying kick which she barely managedto dodge. ''Boss said the match is over when you land a shot on me '' kurenai realiged that 'boss' was probably the original naruto,it was kind of weird to see one Naruto being in charge of another one,but now wasn't the time to think about such trivial things and so Kurenai began fighting minutes later she still hadn't touched the clone Naruto even though she had tried every punch,kick and stance she knew ((My taijutsu is way weaker than Naruto or Anko's,but even so this clone isn't as skilled as Naruto.I guess it's because I am still pretty worn out from those 'warmups' Naruto-kun made us do.I wont be able to last much longer and there's no way I can beat him in taijutsu...Unless...)) Kurenai took her usual stance and charged at the clone Naruto while launching a punch to his head but her attack was blocked clone then launched a counter attack by trying to kick Kurenai against the head but Kurenai had foreseen this attack coming after studying his taijutsu style for a while and she dodged to the side and grabbed Naruto's leg and before he could retaliate she pushed him with her free hand making him lose balance and fall on the .
Kurenai's victory was signalled by the smoke that came from the shadow clone popping out of existence,there was still a shit load of training to do but there was no way in hell that either her or Anko could do it,after all how many stamina-freak's could do such extreme labour.
Somewhere else in Konoha
"A-a-atchoo!" after a moment of awkward silence the bowl cut jounin decided to break the ice so to speak and spoke "Yosh!Someone must be honoring my skill!To show my appreciation I will run seventy laps around Konoha on my little finger's!" everybody in the immediate area just said he would RUN on his little finger' civillian's thought it was a joke,however the ninja knew better,or worse if you actually think about to believe a person that smile's the whole day could be the villian in almost all the ninja's worst nightmare's.
Back at training ground nine\
Anko was angry-scratch that,Anko Mitarashi was pissed off.I mean who did that blonde baka(idiot) think he was anyway giving her a hickey,she would definitely castrate him in his not because she was angry at him for beating her in taijutsu,no she was above that,agh who was she kidding,it was definitely for him beating her in he didn't have to know that,in fact she was already planning on her approach later that night while he was sleeping but that idea was blown out of the water when she realized that he was currently living in the Uchiha clan's leader's home.I mean how could you creep up on people that can see your chakra network in the dark and throw demon wind shuriken at you,not to mention roast you with there extremely efficient fire style technique' she would keep that plan for another day.
Right now Kurenai was greeting Naruto while blushing profusely,Anko just didn't get it.I mean what was so special about him anyway,as she thought that her mind forced her to look at a flashback of Naruto biting her on the neck and blood started rushing to her cheek's and she started having inappropriate thought's.
"Hey,Kurenai-chan,Anko-chan.I had fun today,you guy's maybe want to come tomorrow too?" "I'id be glad to Naruto-kun" "Count me in whisker's".
Once Anko and Kurenai left Naruto continued with the rest of the exercise's,even making up for the missed physical training and more,because of Anko's last technique on him he had an idea which would keep him busy till 7pm that night,forcing him to run for dear life so he wouldn't miss his mom's he had woken up the night the next day after his mom had been attacked by Shisui(And Madara,not that Naruto knew about Madara attacking Mikoto) she had scolded at him for being so late because something bad could have happened to him,Naruto wanted to ask what could have been worse than dieing at the hand's of a family friend but he was broken out of his train of thought to the sound of Sasuke's laughter.
The duck ass(Sasuke) had been sleeping peacefully while Shisui attacked his parent's down stairs,he had even slept through Itachi making an earth style:mud wall that broke into the room next door to him,apparently he was in a bit of a depression ever since Naruto had been allowed to the academy and would only come out of his room to hadn't even seen him going to the toilet,he could only hope that there was some sort of 'outlet' for Sasuke in the dark haired boy's Naruto didnt actually bother Naruto because frankly,he didn't care about Sasuke.
When Naruto finally arrived at home he saw his older brother Itachi sitting with Sasuke at the table while Mikoto brought the food to the table "Hello kaa-san,Itachi-nee san...Sasuke..." "Naruto!What did I tell you about training till this time!" she might have shouted but Naruto knew she wasnt that angry at him so he just started rubbing the back of his head while giving a foxy grin "Sorry kaa-san,but if I want to become a good ninja I need to train as much as possible" Mikoto just let out an exasperated sigh "Honestly...I dont know why you dont just train at the compound" "Itachi-nee san why are you here?" "I live here Naruto" Itachi said with a slight smirk "I mean what are you doing here at this time,usually you have your ANBU mission's at night" "Well,since I am going to be inaugarated as the clan head tonight they gave me some time off,beside's now that I'm becoming a clan head you are going to be seeing a lot more from me"
"That's great Itachi-nee san!" "Anyway Naruto how is your training going?" "I think I'm getting better at the hidden mist jutsu but I just cant get it right,I'm busy creating my new taijutsu style and I think I've got the other jutsu down" " you want your taijutsu to improve you need to learn more style's,in so doing you will be able to improve on your own for the hidden mist jutsu,I think I can help you improve your chakra control with a harder control exercise that I will be teaching you tomorrow".
"Enough talking you your food,it's getting cold" not wnating to incur the wrath of their mother the two genius's promptly began digging into their meal of onigiri with chicken and two were concentrating so hard on eating their food they didn't notice Sasuke going to his room with a smile on his face.
Later,in Naruto's room
"Hey kit,when are you going to tell Itachi and the rest of your so called family that you are leaving on a trip with Urik in five day's time? Naruto and Kurama had been having this exact same conversation for the last two month's but Naruto just kept on postponing the inevitable "I dont know...When he pitche's up to fetch me" "The longer you wait to tell him the harder they are going to take it,they might even think that you dont care about them and that you are trying to hide thing's from them" "Why do you even care you stupid fox?" "Hahaha...I dont brat,I just love watching people suffer." "Alright,I guess I'll just have to tell them tomorrow" In the cage Kurama just shook his 's what Naruto had been telling him for the last two months.
The next morning
A shadow crept across Naruto's room and layed an eye on the alarm on the boy's bedside table which showed it to be 1:59 figure just continued to watch the boy's chest move rythmically while he slept ((He wont be doing that for long)),the ominous figure then slowly raised a water bottle to his head,before bringing it down in a downward motion to drench the poor blonde he stood no chance and woke up as though a hundred murderors were just chasing him "W-what the!?" "Rise and shine sleepy head!" Naruto turned his face towards the perpetrator only to see Itachi smiling at him like a maniac "Itachi-nee san!Why did you throw me with water!?" "It's nearly 2 need to get dressed for the clan meeting" "Clan meeting?What clan meeting" "The one where you become an official Uchiha member and I become the clan head" the reason Itachi was only becoming inaugarated this long since Fugaku's death was to get his ANBU thing's in order,at least that's what it said in his report to the real reason was that he refused to be inaugarated until the rest of the old bat's on the council agreed to allow Naruto to become an official Uchiha member,man those idiot's were started tearing up but Itachi wouldn't allow that "What have I told you about a ninja?" Naruto immediately forced his tear's of joy back "A ninja must never show unecessary emotions,crying is for babies,little girls and Kakashi Hatake when he loses a copy of one of his Icha Icha book' ,you still never told me who Hatake Kakashi was and what Icha Icha is,you promised Itachi-nee san!" "No need to get excited.I promise I'll show you when we are at least one mile away from the clan compound" "Why one mile?" "A story for another let's get going!After all,today is the day you become a true Uchiha"
Omake:Naruto,the wing man,Pt.1
N. omake's actually occur in the story
Itachi and Naruto had just finished one of their most grueling training exercises yet and Itachi was pretty sure that Naruto would pass out any minute,but he had had a plan brewing since this morning and he was damned if he would let it pass through his finger's."Hey Naruto,you think you're good enough to be able to do some really advanced training?" he knew the answer already,honestly the boy seemed to have a limitless supply of energy for thing's to do with training and learning 'cool new jutsu' "Of course!".
An hour later,at exactly 5pm both Naruto and Itachi and Naruto were standing infront of the Hyuga clan compound "Are you sure about this Itachi-nee san?" "Yes,I swear this training will increase your speed,resilience and reflexe' do it!" Several minute's later Nauto was running away from a female Hyuga,while holding a pair of...underwear? "You brat,give back my pantie's now!And how did you manage to know exactly what time we Hyuga wash?!" Itachi just thought ((Know your friend's well,know beautiful,large breasted,dark haired beauties better)) "Here I'll help you mam!" Itachi suddenly appeared in front of Naruto and hit him in a few pressure point's,knocking him out.
When Naruto woke up he only see Itachi walking away with the D bordering E cup beauty walk hand in hand with Itachi ((Damn you Itachi nee-san...I swear on the yondaime that I will get you back for this)).If Itachi knew what was coming he would have run for his life because that day was the day the king of prank's was born.
Reaper1411:And today I want to present you to the greatest pervert of all time,master of the female body,king of charm-what the fock!Why the hell is this shit on my script!I mean that idiot has to get laid with prostitute's and hasn't even been sucessful in making Tsunade accept one of his invitation's to dinner!He's damn useless!
Jiraiya:How dare you mock my manliness!
Reaper1411:I cant mock what was never there to begin with...I know,I should make you a girl in this story,maybe that way you will be able to get laid more!
Jiraiya:Why you little brat...Wait a minute how do you plan on making me into a girl?
Reaper1411:Well,Tsunade and I weren't exactly best buddies or anything when she left last time but since then I've taken her out a few times for sake and a bite to eat...Haahaahahaha,you've known her for over fifty years and you havent been able to get as far with her as I have,give me a month and I'll get to know her on a deeper basis,if you catch my drift.
Jiraiya:(run's away crying)
Reaper1411:If by any chance my GF read's this then I just want to say...This was all someone else's idea!
A/N:Once again sorry for the late update but I really was busy and as you can see I made an omake to beg for your forgiveness,the reason it was so short was because I'm not actually used to writing omake' ,hope to see you soon and please leave me idea's for possiple futureomake's.I think I got the next five down but I could really use some help,a thank's in advance for anyone who read's,review's,favorites or follow's this story.
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