Alright, like promised this is the last chapter! LimeCrayons, I hope you like this and I wrote out what you wanted! I hope everyone enjoyed this and once again I thank you all so much for the lovely comments!

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"No! No! NO!"

"Come on Izaya-nii! It'll look good on you!"

"No way in hell! I'm not wearing a skirt!"

The informant snapped as he moved away from his sisters who were pouting at him while holding up and white and pink frilly skirt. Who in their right mind would even wear that? Male OR female he didn't know a soul who would think it looked good.

"Izaya-nii! We made a deal that you would do whatever we wanted if we let you sleep in!"

The informant looked to them incredulously.

"Are you serious? You guys didn't uphold your end of the deal! I don't see how I have to uphold my side."

"That's not true Izaya-nii! We let you sleep in an extra minute!"

The glasses wearing girl whined as she jumped a bit on the spot and continued to thrust the skirt at her brother who batted the skirt away like it was something evil and unholy, like that creepy dead fish. And it's eyes….

The informant snapped out of his little daze as he heard the brute coming in. He'd just finished cleaning up the informant's bathroom after he emptied his stomach's contents into it. He'd have to thank the brute for that later.

"Just leave him alone. Can't we do something else?"

The girls sighed, they had far from giving up, they were certain they'd get their brother in that skirt, however, they decided to allow their brother to let his guard down before they did anything like that. So, with a slight pout Mairu put the skirt down and looked to Shizuo with insincere innocence.

"Alright, we're sorry Shizuo-san."

The brute frowned and shook his head.

"You should be apologising to your brother, not me."

Mairu turned around, back to the brute as she grinned evilly to her brother. Her brother frowned at this, glaring at his sister who spoke in a falsely innocent tone again.

"We're sorry Izaya-nii."

The raven just gave a 'tsk' before moving off the bed, always cautious before standing beside the brute, standing just a little behind his muscular boyfriend so he could be protected from those devil spawn.

"So, little demon spawn, what are we doing today?"

The two girls grinned. Oh, they had so many things they wanted to do, so many things to see and so many ways to torture their brother!

"Shop (we need some more clothes so we want to go shopping.)"

The raven sighed, nodding his head faintly. It didn't seem all that bad, however, knowing his sisters, it could very well turn out to be his worst nightmare. He was about to decline however the brute spoke before he could.

"Sure, whatever sounds good. Here, take some money and leave us alone."

The raven glared up at the brute sending daggers shooting at him, hypothetically, with his mind.

The two girls giggled and then proceeded to shake their heads.

"No, you two have to come with us!"

The brute groaned, he really didn't feel like going around with two little girls and holding hundreds upon hundreds of shopping bags. He looked to the girls intending to refuse but then they gave him a look that no one with a soul could say no to; puppy dog eyes, big, glossy persuasive and begging puppy dog eyes. No doubt they had learnt that from their brother, it was too skilled and fool proof to have not been. With a sigh that said he'd regret everything he nodded in defeat.

The two girls cheered for their victory and immediately took hold of the brute, one arm getting snuggled by each girl. Of course this sparked the informant's jealousy. The brute was HIS.

So, with the raven now clinging to the blonde so that the others knew the brute was his and no one else's the four eventually, after many arguments mostly between the elder Orihara and the two younger, made it out onto the streets of Ikebukuro.

The two girls immediately zipped around, each one holding one of the male's hands to they could pull them along and make sure they didn't try to escape. Although, they stopped immediately as they came to one store in particular, one that they loved more than any other; Bunny Fluff.

Yes, Bunny Fluff, the shop that was now the immortal enemy of the great Izaya Orihara; the shop that had made that disgusting bunny jacket. As they walked in, from insistence by his sisters, the informant began to glare at everything in sight. All the overly girly, overly gaudy and just plain horribly unfashionable clothing.

While he was here the informant guessed he could go have a little chat with the manager and maybe do a little light blackmailing or something. Just to have a little fun, although, if he wanted fun he could always just poke fun at his monster if he really wanted to. However, the male could do neither because he was instantly grabbed nor pulled into a changing room. The door was locked and Mairu was standing there with him grinning like the little devil psycho spawn she was.

"Time to try on some new clothes, Izaya-nii!"

The raven shook his head, moving to the door and trying to use his parkour to get out. His sister, however, wouldn't have this and she grabbed him by the back of his shirt and pulled him down. The informant struggled; surely he could be stronger than a little girl, right? Apparently she was stronger than she seemed, probably because of those karate lessons he had given her. He somewhat regretted them now.

"Where are you going Izaya-nii?"

She said somewhat ominously. The informant gulped as he turned to see the girl. When had he been scared of a little girl? Honestly, this was so unmanly, however, right now that was the least of his worries. It's not like anyone would know anyway.

"I-I'm trying to get away from you, devil spawn!"

The girl pouted before pulling a grin, her glasses glinting in a way that spelt trouble.

"I don't think so, Izaya-nii. Remember the deal? Plus, you wouldn't want all those scary people you work for to see this, right?"

She said holding up her phone and showing off various pictures of the informant cuddling up with the monster and having a very fluffy time. The informant scowled at the girl. How dare she play him at his own game!

"You wouldn't dare."

"Almost have Izaya-nii."

The informant bit his lip, he could deal with being humiliated and having to explain this to hundreds of Yakuza, right? He could so do that right?

"Fine, what do I put on first?"

Nope, seems like he can't.

Mairu clapped and put her phone away before she began to grab various bits one outfit. She handed them all to Izaya before she moved to the door.

"Put those on and then come out when you're done. We'll be waiting outside, ok Izaya-nii?"

The male gave a nod and did as he was told; not wanting to know what punishment would be thrust upon him if he were to disobey the girl. Sometimes she was even more scary and cunning than he was.

So, he sucked up his pride and dressed in the overly flamboyant, overly colourful and far too short clothing before stepping outside, glaring at them all.

Mairu clapped as she saw him stepping out and, Shizuo, who was standing at the back, inconspicuously out a hand to his nose in case a nosebleed commenced.

"Ah, Izaya-nii looks so pretty!"

"Twirl (spin around so we can see you from the back, Izaya-nii.)"

The male sighed, turning around and almost tripping in the heels he was forced to wear. He really felt ridiculous and he prayed to good this shop didn't have any cameras. If so, he'd have a lot to do tonight.

The girls smirked and pushed their brother back into the change rooms. Giving him more clothes and repeating this whole process until they were out of clothes to try. Mairu allowed the male to get dressed into his own clothes while they went to buy all the clothes they'd found and a few more, all with their brother's money, of course.

The male sighed, leaning against the brute dramatically and pouted to the male who wrapped his arms around the other.

"This was horrible."

The brute only sighed and nodded in agreement, although, he hadn't thought it was all bad, infact, he wouldn't mind seeing the other wearing a skirt more often, he did have the legs for it after all.

"Shizu-chan? Are you listening to me?"

"Huh? What do you want flea?"

"I said I was hungry! Take me to get some Ootoro!"

He whined as he tugged at the male's shirt. The brute sighed before nodding. He was hungry too. He got up, the raven sticking to him and leaning against him and they walked over to the twins who had around twenty bags of clothes. They immediately handed it to the brute and the raven who took them, the raven still glaring at his sisters.

"We're going to grab something to eat now, ok pests?"

The brute said and the girls nodded.


Luckily for the males lunch went by without a hitch. However, the raven was overly suspicious about the food, however, with some coaxing from the brute, which involved a few kisses and feeding the male, the raven had eaten all of the food.

They were walking back to the raven's apartment now, the raven feeling more comfortable after having an uneventful lunch. Maybe his sister's weren't so bad.

The moment he walked in though, he had a weird feeling. He looked behind him to find that he was just alone with the girls, the brute gone. The male arched an eyebrow.

"Where did Shizu-chan go?"

Mairu gave an evil grin that could even put Izaya's most chilling one to shame.

"He's out to get us the cake we asked for, Izaya-nii. We're leaving soon so we thought we could have a cake to celebrate."

The raven scowled, immediately on edge. He backed up slightly as the two girls ganged up on him, moving closer.

"What are you planning?"

Mairu gave a giggle and smirked.

"Don't worry Izaya-nii, you'll like it."


The brute came into the room and looked around. He couldn't find anyone, it seemed as if they had left. He walked over to the kitchen, placing the cake in the fridge before closing the door. He arched an eyebrow as he noticed a note. He took it down and read it.

To Shizuo-san. Thank you for taking us out today!

Please tell Yuuhei-san that we love him. Oh! And we

Left you a surprise in Izaya-nii's bedroom!

Bye!

Mairu and Kururi.

With a suspicious curiosity the male walked over to his boyfriends room. He could hear something, like a muffled voice. Feeling somewhat worried he burst into the room and his eyes widened. He felt his nose dripping slightly as he looked over his boyfriend, a bright pink ribbon on his head of silky locks. He had his mouth covered by a white lace hanky and he was tied to the bed. He was dressed in a skimpy little outfit, that, by the looks of it, was one of the one's he'd tried on today.

The male just stared at the male shamlessly as the other thrashed around angrily. Why wasn't the brute helping him?

After a particularly loud muffled yell the brute snapped out of his little fanatasy daze and moved over to the informant. He took of the hanky and the informant began to yell.

"What took you so long you big freaking protozoan! I've been here for ages! Where are my sisters I have to kill them! Those evil devils spawn, how dare they tie me u-"

The raven felt lips on his own and he stopped speaking, his eyes widening. The brute moved back gazing at his boyfriend with an intense gaze.

"Izaya, shut up."

And the raven did quite happily as the brute enjoyed his present, however, the next morning the two agreed that they'd never baby sit Izaya's little sisters ever again.


And end.

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