Spring Break Pool Party!

The day has finally arrived! We're all chilling out and getting ourselves ready for the party!

Raoul: I'm not sure if I feel comfortable wearing this…

Erik: Speak for yourself! At least you don't have the face of an outcast and have all these crazy Phangirls who are in love with you regardless!

Me: Guys, shut up! We're going to have a great time today!

Raoul: Not if you force us to wear nothing but our boxers all day!

Me: They're not boxers, they're swimming trunks! And you guys can wear T-shirts for the time being before the Phangirls get here.

Mary Frances: Here Christine, this is my extra bathing suit. *hands her white ruffled bikini* You can wear it for today.

Christine *holds bathing suit up in disgust*: WHAT? There is no way I'm wearing this! It's in two pieces! How improper!

Me: Calm down, Chris, everyone wears them like that! It's called a 'bikini'.

Erik: Hmm…that sounds hot!

Me & Christine & Mary Frances: ERIK!

Erik: What? It does…

Me *rolls eyes and turns back to Christine*: Besides, I'm sure all of the Phangirls will be wearing them today, including myself, so you'll fit right in!

We disperse and change into our bathing suits. I'm wearing my pretty black bikini and Mary Frances has a purple paisley tankini.

Me *as we dash out the front door into the driveway*: Come on, guys! They're going to be here any minute now!

Erik *from inside the house*: I'm not meeting my Phangirls looking like this!

Christine: Oh come on, Erik! You look fine!

Mary Frances: Yeah, you look I like a normal person!

Erik: That's the point! I thought they preferred me in my tux and cape and all that hot stuff!

Me: No, they just prefer you in the flesh…as it were!

Raoul *wearing his trunks and T-shirt*: At least I'm content with my appearance and not acting like some sissy.

Me: Your suit's on backwards, you dork…

Raoul: It is? Whatever, I like it this way.

Me: Erik, get your butt out here right now before I come in there and drag you out myself!

Erik: NO!

Me: Not even if I promise to make some special pancakes just for you after everyone leaves?

Erik:*sprints out of the house excitedly, wearing his swimming trunks and T-shirt*

Me *hugs him*: That's a good Phantom!

Mary Frances *points excitedly*: Look! They're here!

Sure enough, the "Official Erik's Phangirls Bus" comes down the road and pulls into our driveway. It's a huge, black, double-decker bus with a lovely picture of Erik printed on the side, along with a single message: "ERIK OR BUST!"

After the giant vehicle parks, the Phangirls begin to file out.

EriksNewLove steps out of the bus in her bathing suit and wearing her $230 glasses. She immediately runs toward us.

EriksNewLove: Hey guys! *gives everyone a hug…except for Raoul!*

Me: Hey! Glad you could make it!

Mary Frances: It's great to meet you!

Erik *as she hugs him*: So you're my new love?

EriksNewLove: Yep, that's me!

Erik: Oh, alright.

Next, the sisters, Neverland Child, Fire Vein, and Wild Child, dismount the vehicle together in their swimsuits. Neverland Child has an expensive-looking keyboard in her arms.

Me: Hey, girls! So glad you could join us!

Fire Vein: Hey, where's the pool? That's pretty much the only reason I even came along!

Mary Frances: Oh, don't worry, it's in the backyard.

Neverland Child *sees Phantom and carefully places keyboard down*: Oh…my…good…ness…

Erik *braces self*: Oh great.

Neverland Child: IT'S THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! *runs and hugs him elatedly*

Wild Child: You can say that again, sis! *also runs up and gleefully attaches herself to Erik's leg*

Neverland Child: This is better than watching Lord of the Rings!

Fire Vein *gasps*: HURTFUL!

Raoul: Hey, what's the keyboard for?

Neverland Child: Oh I brought it along with me so that I could play everyone a song or two later!

Wild Child: Yeah! And Christine and Erik, would you please, please, pretty please sing along when she plays? That would be a dream come true for me!

Christine: Aw! Of course we will!

Erik: …what? We will?

Christine: *elbows him hard in the gut*

Erik: *Oof!* I meant: yes, we'd be honored to!

Wild Child: YAY!

MapleRock then steps out of the bus with her "Fleeting Hope" Erik, who strongly resembles Leroux's version of Erik, except he's in his twenties. MapleRock is in her mid-teens, brown hair down to her shoulder blades, blue gray eyes, and around 5'5". They're both wearing Victorian clothes, but with their swimsuits underneath. MapleRock has a teal two-piece suit with boy short bottoms while FH Erik is wearing black swim trunks.

Me: Hey guys!

Mary Frances: So glad you could come!

MapleRock: Well…hello, there… *bats eyelashes at Erik*

FH Erik: *scoffs and looks away*

Erik: Er, hi, nice to meet you, I'm—

MapleRock *puts a finger to his lips*: Oh, don't worry, I know who you are… *wink*

Me *cuts in*: Dude, how did you get him to wear those swim trunks? *nods at FH Erik*

MapleRock: Oh, trust me, it wasn't easy: after about an hour's worth of puppy eyes, I was finally able to convince him to wear them! *lowers voice* I think he looks pretty attractive in them, don't you?

Me: Oh yes, I agree!

FH Erik:*shakes hands with Erik* Erik thinks this is going to be a long day…

Erik: You have no idea…

Next, OprGhst bounds out of the bus in her bathing suit.

OprGhst *squeeeeeee!*: ERIK! *jumps and glomps him*

Me: *laughs at Erik's stunned expression*

Erik: Uhm, nice to meet you, too?

OprGhst *releases him*: Sorry, I've just been waiting all my life to do that… *squeals and glomps him yet again*

Suddenly, Crash leaps out of the bus with her arms outstretched.

Crash: I'M HEEEERE!

Mary Frances: Yes, you are!

Crash: *notices Erik* Whoa, whoa, whoa, why does he have a shirt on?

Me: Oh don't worry, it's only for the time being: I told him he could wear it until it's party time.

Crash: Okay, good! *looks Raoul up and down* Um, okay, seriously fop, why are your trunks on backwards?

Raoul: What? I like them this way!

Crash: Figures…

Then Grissrox (Cori) bursts out of the vehicle and makes a mad dash up to us.

Cori: *throws her arms around Erik* OH MY GOSH, IT'S YOU!

Erik: Uhm, yeah, it's me!

Me: Hey, girl, so glad you could come!

Cori: *releases Erik* I know! The party hasn't even started yet and this is already the best day of my life!

Erik: How much more of this must I endure?

Me: Oh quit you're whining and be a man!

Then, Heywhatup exits the bus runs and gives everyone hugs!

Heywhatup: *singsongs* Hey, what up!

Me: Hey, girl! So glad you could make it!

Heywhatup: Me too!

Next, Captain Phantom Glass hops out of the bus, wearing her bathing suit. She's 5'7", with past-her-hips-long blonde hair that's pulled back into a braid, sky blue eyes, and tan skin.

Captain Phantom Glass *jumping around excitedly*: Hi hi hi hi! I'm so glad to meet you guys and I'm so excited to be here! So where's the pool? I don't see it! But maybe it's in the backyard? Oh yeah, that's probably why I don't see it!

Erik: Did you have any soda before you arrived, by any chance?

Captain Phantom Glass: No, silly, this is the real me! *jumps Erik*

Erik: Wow, in that case, you'd be an interesting sight when you're all jacked up on soda!

Finally, the last Phangirl exits the bus with her two guests: it's Vanessa Osbourne, with Antonio Salieri and Erique Claudin! They're all wearing their regular clothes.

Vanessa Osbourne: 'Sup? Hope you don't mind, but I brought two of my peeps along.

Me: Awesome! Nice to meet you guys!

Salieri: N1C3 2 M337 U 2, N008! (Nice to meet you too, noob!)

Mary Frances: …is he okay?

Vanessa Osbourne: I'm sorry, it might seem a little weird, but he begged me to take 1337 (leet) courses last week and has been this way ever since…

Me: Oh yeah, that makes sense!

Erik (to VO): Wait…so you're not going to jump me or anything?

Vanessa Osbourne: And break your ribs in the process? Not for all the cheesylicious nachos in the world!

Erik: …I LOVE YOU!

Mary Frances: Why aren't you guys wearing your swimsuits?

Vanessa Osbourne: To swim or not to swim: that is the question…

Me: Come on, girls, let's get this party started!

Phangirls: *cheer and follow us to the back yard*

We lead them to our huge patio where the crystal clear pool is. The area around the pool is surrounded by lounge chairs and an awesome snack table.

Me: Alright, ladies! It's time for the grand unveiling! *rips Erik's shirt off*

Erik: AGH!

Phangirls: *swoon and squeal*

Fire Vein: Oh please just kill me now!

MapleRock: OH yeah! That's MUCH better!

Christine: HOLY CRAP, ERIK, YOU'RE HOT!

Wild Child: *places hand on Erik's arm* I feel for you dude…

Neverland Child: *sits down on lounge chair, seemingly uninterested, and begins applying her sunscreen*

Mary Frances: *tosses Phangirls a bottle* Here's some sunscreen! Have at him!

Erik: WHAT? THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!

Me: It is now!

Phangirls: *squeal and get to work putting Erik's sunscreen on for him*

Erik: GOD HELP ME!

Vanessa Osbourne:*stares at other Phangirls blankly with her right eye twitching slightly*

Salieri & Erique:*hide behind her, whispering*they're savages

Vanessa Osbourne: This is weirder than the intermediate 1337(leet) course we took last week!

Salieri:*pupils dilate, starts running around the yard* …PWN T3H N0085! (Pwn the noobs!)

Crash: *sneakily switches Christine's sunscreen with extreme suntanning lotion*

Erik: *yelps* I DO NOT NEED SUNSCREEN THERE!

Raoul: *takes shirt off and poses*

Phangirls: Ew…phail!

Raoul: …what?

Me: Yeah, fopster, Erik's beat you by a couple thousand miles…

Raoul:*hangs head*

Christine:Don't worry, Raouly-Bear, I still love you… *mutters* even if you have the body of a wuss… *starts putting on her "sunscreen"*

Crash: *snickers*

Christine: What's so funny?

Crash: Oh nothing, dear!

Cori *brushes hands off*: Alright, we're finished with his sunscreen!

Erik: PRAISE GOD!

Captain Phantom Glass: Yep! Time to swiiiiiiim!

EriksNewLove: Last one in is RaFop's girlfriend!

Phangirls dash and hop into the pool.

Heywhatup: Yay! *sing songs* Swimming time! *jumps into pool*

Neverland Child & Fire Vein & Wild Child:*all jump into the pool together*

Me: *approaches Erik* Was that too much?

Erik: *utterly traumatized* I have no idea, ask me again after they all leave…

Me: Oh come on, it's a party! Just let loose and have fun! Besides, all the girls came out here mainly to see you! *runs off and joins the other girls in the pool*

OprGhst: *suddenly glomps Erik*

Erik: Might I ask why you keep doing that?

OprGhst: I don't know, you looked like you needed a hug! *runs and does a flip into the pool*

Christine: *finishes with her "sunscreen" and cannonballs off the diving board*

FH Erik (to MapleRock): Ah, I see you've finished giving Monsieur Erik the rub-down you, in fact, owe to me?

MapleRock: *pushes FH Erik into the pool*

Crash: *approaches Erik with hand outstretched towards his well-built chest* May I?

Erik: Uhm, sure, I guess.

Crash: *elatedly feels abs before raising her head, quickly standing on tiptoes, and putting her lips to his* OH MY GOD, I STOLE A KISS FROM THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! *squeals, runs, and does a fancy flip into the pool*

Erik: *eyes wide with shock* Sneaky, that one…

Vanessa Osbourne: *taps Erik on the shoulder* Here…I brought this for you. Figured it would come in handy at some point. *hands him a black T-shirt*

Erik: YOU'RE MY SAVIOUR! *pulls shirt on*

Phangirls: *furiously glare at Vanessa Osbourne, since they can no longer ogle at Erik's hot, exposed chest*

Vanessa Osbourne: *merely shrugs at other Phangirls and does a backflip off the diving board, still wearing her regular clothes and all*

Cori (to Erique Claudin): Wait…are you some kind of impersonator or something?

Erique Claudin: Uhm…no?

Heywhatup: You sure?

Captain Phantom Glass: You look like you're trying to match up to our favorite Phantom over there!

Erique Claudin: *runs and jumps into the pool to hide behind Vanessa*

EriksNewLove: Hey, fop, why aren't you in the water?

Raoul: It's been so long since the last time I swam! I don't know if I remember how to!

EriksNewLove: Oh yeah? Let's find out! *shoves him into the pool*

Raoul: *screams, falls in, and doesn't resurface even after a minute or two*

EriksNewLove: I guess not… *shrugs and walks off*

Heywhatup: Um, should someone save him?

Captain Phantom Glass: Is he even still alive?

Vanessa Osbourne: Should we even care?

Cori: Eh, well, he's more than likely drowning…

Erik:*cheers* PRAISE GOD!

Christine: PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE MY HUSBAND!

Mary Frances: Oh fine! *dives underneath, retrieves Raoul, and lays him down on the pool side*

Christine: Oh my God, he's dead!

Captain Phantom Glass: No, I think he's just unconscious.

Christine: IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?

Neverland Child: Immense…

Christine: EriksNewLove killed my husband!

Me: Um…mouth to mouth anyone?

Phangirls: EWWW!

Christine: You do it, Lauren!

Me: What? Are you kidding me? He's your husband! You do it!

Christine: I don't know how to!

Vanessa Osbourne *steps forward hestitantly, groans*: Fine…I'll do it! *gets down and gives Raoul mouth to mouth*

Raoul: *coughs up water* CHEEZITS!

Christine: RAOULY! YOU'RE OKAY! *hugs him tightly*

Vanessa Osbourne: *passes out*

Erik: NO! One perfect life is lost to bring back a stupid fop's!

Vanessa Osbourne: *wakes back up* Did I really just do what I think I just did?

Erique Claudin: Unfortunately…yes.

Vanessa: …I think I need to take a shower… *leaves*

Erik: You stupid fop! You made her leave! *picks up unoccupied lounge chair and tosses it at Raoul*

Raoul: *catches it and attempts to throw it back, but it hits EriksNewLove and the sound of shattered glass is heard*

EriksNewLove: MY $230 GLASSES!

Raoul: Uh oh…

EriksNewLove: OH, you're dead NOW, you stupid fop! AND THIS TIME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T COME BACK! *chases him around in the yard screaming random obscenities*

Raoul:*screaming his head off before finally being hit in the back of the head with EriksNewLove's flip-flop*

EriksNewLove: *comes back* Alright, I'm good…for now…

MapleRock: Hey, check it out, I found some scissors!

Captain Phantom Glass: Perfect! Let's cut Erik's shirt off of him!

Crash: Yes, let's do it in order to get revenge on the Phangirl who gave it to him in the first place!

Cori: *grabs Erik and hold him still while the Phangirls snip his shirt off*

Erik: NOOO! NOT AGAIN!

Phangirls: *toss ruined T-shirt away and start ogling again*

Vanessa Osbourne: *comes back, sees Erik shirtless yet again* Darn…phail on my part… *approaches Erik* Sir, I'm sorry for bringing a mere T-shirt when I knew I should have brought you a full suit of armor instead…

Erik: Don't worry about it, dear, they probably would have found a hacksaw and used that to pry it off me, anyway.

Everyone takes a break from swimming and gets punch and snacks.

Neverland Child: Hey, why don't I play those songs for you guys on my keyboard?

Everybody: Yeah!

Wild Child: YAY!

We all sit down on our lounge chairs while Erik and Christine sit near the keyboard.

Neverland Child: Alright, here's the first one! I got it memorized on the way here! *starts playing the POTO theme song*

Fire Vein: *groans and jumps back into the pool*

Christine & Erik: *sing together for the Phangirls*

Phangirls: *clap and cheer when they finish*

Wild Child: Oh! Can you play 'Angel of Music' now? Please, please, pretty please?

Neverland Child *smiles at her sister*: Oh fine, I'll do it for you.

Wild Child: *hugs Neverland Child* YAY!

Heywhatup: I can sing Meg's part if Christine sings hers!

Christine: Sure, that'll be great!

They sing the duet together.

Phangirls: *clap and cheer again* YAY, Neverland Child! Great job!

Neverland Child: *takes a bow* Thank you, thank you!

Erik (to Heywhatup): I must say, my dear, you have a lovely voice…

Heywhatup: *blushes* Thanks! *bear hugs him, causing Erik to bump into Raoul*

Raoul: *accidently spills his punch on the keyboard*

Neverland Child: Oh my gosh! You stupid fop, you ruined my keyboard!

Phangirls: *all attack Raoul yet again*

Erik: Hah, fop! FEEL MY PAIN!

OprGhst: *glomps Erik from behind and they both fall into the pool*

Cori: Hey, Erik's in the pool!

Captain Phantom Glass: Back in the pool!

All the Phangirls dash and dive into the pool after Erik.

Salieri *cannonballs off diving board*: PWN T3H N008Y W4T34!

Vanessa Osbourne: *approaches Raoul* Here, you're going to need that later. *hands him a bottle of Aloe Vera*

Raoul: Okay, thanks! *walks off and curiously applies some of it to his hair*

Vanessa Osbourne: *sighs and shakes head* Idiot…

Me *backstrokes to Erik*: How is your mask staying on?

Erik: …double sided tape?

Me: I knew it! *clamps arms around his neck* I call first dibs on riding on Erik's back!

Erik: Oh fine… *swims around with me on his back*

Me: WHEEEE!

Mary Frances: Me next! Form a line, all the rest of you Phangirls!

Phangirls: *squeeeee and all swim into a line*

Christine: *riding on Raoul's back in the shallow end*

MapleRock: *laughing gleefully while riding on FH Erik's back*

Vanessa Osbourne: *riding on Erique Claudin's back*

Salieri: *PWNing the water*


Me: YAY! Our first crazy get-together! I hope all of you Phangirls had an awesome time! I know we did! And good news: Erik wasn't totally scarred for life!

Erik: …you're kidding, right?

Me: I mean, he's a little scarred for life…but he'll get over it!

Christine: *crying in the other room* IT STINGS SO BAD!

Raoul: *with Christine in the other room* Don't worry, Christine, I'm here!

Christine: OW! STOP! IT HURTS!

Raoul: Here, this is going to help the sting, it's called Aloe Vera…

Christine: JUST KILL ME NOW!

Raoul: Well, look on the bright side, at least you'll have a nice tan!

Christine: OH SHUT UP!

Me: Oh yeah, um, I think someone switched Christine's sunscreen with some extreme suntanning lotion earlier because she's as red as a bloody lobster now…

Erik: My poor Christine!

Me: Anyway, you guys have a safe trip home in your awesome bus! I better get to cooking Erik's promised pancakes…

Erik: YAY!