The Anime Assassins!

Ep 5: Yuu Naruse (Watamote) Part 3


Magi Thunder arrives at the house. She rung the doorbell and Zack looks thought the peephole. He gasps. "Magi Thunder! I knew that old demon fat whore was up to something." Zack said to himself and opens the door. "Oh Hi, how can I help you?"

"Yeah, My name's uh...Téa Gardner. I'm Yuu's hairstylist. I was just in the neighborhood and had some new hair products I like to show Yuu.

"Oh yeah, She does have the lesbian look going. Come on in." Zack Temple smiled and lets Magi Thunder inside the home, who is still in Nico's school uniform.

"Thank you...Ooh lovely place." Magi enters inside the house. Zack closes the door and locks it. "Oh uh, rough neighborhood?"

"No not really! Although there's this Anime killer running around, Magi Thunder." Zack said and walked closer to Magi.

"Ooh." Magi nods.

"Sports a fake mustache. Wears big white rim sunglasses. Likes to wear disguises." Zack smirked. Magi nodded again and eats a strawberry licorice. Zack looks at it. "Has a strange obsession with strawberry licorice." Magi quickly puts it away. "So you seen her around?"

"No haven't seen her." Magi shook her head.

"Aw, that's to bad. I mean you think a girl like that would stick out like a pair of big titties."

"Oh most indefinitely." Said Magi Thunder.

"You know what, Téa? When I find this blonde haired jerk? I'm gonna fart in her eye. I'm gonna take her mustache, rip it off and shove it down my throat, and puke hairballs for a week."

"Sounds hot." Magi said.

"Oh none of this crazy talk! So what's in the case?" Zack steps away from

Magi Thunder. Magi looks at the case. "Oh uh just some hair products." She answered.

"Oh! Do you need a hair blower?" The nerd boy asked.

"Oh no, I'm fine, I just need to see Ms Yuu Naruse."

"Are you sure? I got a good one. It will blow you away!" Zack pulls a leaf blower out and blows at Magi Thunder. She falls over the couch and onto the carpet floor. "Well well well. If it isn't Magi Thunder. Thought you little disguise could trick me?"

"I'm the master of disguise!" Magi said and got ready to fight the nerd.

"Well, you're in our world now Thunder. And you ain't coming out!" Zack said and also got ready to fight. Zack punches Magi in the gut and then elbows her in the back. Zack grabs Magi and throws her to the ground. "Come on Missy. Get up." Magi Thunder roars and goes for a lot of punches. Zack blocked them and shook his head, he then kicks Magi Thunder in the stomach. And then goes for a 5 punch combo. Magi goes down. "Aw. Are you hurt? Are you tired? Here have a seat!" Zack grabs a wooden chair and slams it onto Magi Thunder. Zack crouches down and grabs Magi's head. "Shit just got real Thunder. And it's only just beginning!" Zack slams Magi's head into the carpet and was gone. Magi groans and reaches for her gun.

"HA!" Magi said and sits up and saw a girl with black hair and a seductive smirk on her face. "What the?"

"Hey...I fucking love your mustache." Said the girl, who was Ayame Kajou. Magi starts shooting Ayame in the stomach, but it had no effect on the vice president.

"Hahahahaha. That tickles." She smiled. She then gets on top of Magi Thunder after slapping her in the face. "Talk dirty to me."

"Uh uh uh, I would love to." Magi said, so confused.

"Mmmmm! Tell me you want to scratch my back with your teeth." Ayame moans.

"I-I-I want to scratch your back with my teeth." Magi stuttered.

"Yeah! Tell me you want to squeeze my tummy so hard, I fart." Ayame moaned again.

"I want to squeeze your tummy so hard, you fart." Magi repeated.

"Oh! Tell me you want to eat me like a hamburger." Ayame moaned...again.

"I-I want to eat you like a hamburger." Magi said. Ayame goes onto her back and holds Magi Thunder in the air with her legs and holds her hands. "Super girl! Hahahaha! Throw up in my fucking mouth!"

"Bleeeeeeeeh." Magi made the noise, but nothing happened.

"Noob!" Ayame kicks Magi Thunder into the kitchen, where Magi changed into armor all of a sudden. Magi is on the ground, when Eirin Yagokoro appeared.

"Oh wow! Look what the cat dragged in. You want one of my famous cheese omelets? They're Yuu's favorite!" Eirin said and slams her pan on Magi's face. Magi groans and got to her feet. Eirin gets a wooden spoon and swings it around as Magi tries to punch the woman. Eirin smacks Magi's hand. Then again and again and again. "Oh oh, hide your boobs. Open face!" Smack! Magi got hit in the head. She groans loudly and was getting mad. Eirin goes for glass bottles and throws one at Magi Thunder. But she dodges it. The white haired woman slams five on Magi's head. She then goes for the dishwasher and slams a glass cup on Magi's head. "Listen Conquest! I told you not to come over when Kaguya is home! Last we bend so hard, she got a nose bleed!"

"I'm not Conquest!" Magi shook all those bottle hits off.

"Wait? You're the horseman I've been banging for last three weeks?" Eirin asked.

"No. I don't think so." Magi said.

Eirin looks outside the kitchen window and sees Conquest. "Oh there's my big horsey!" She said and the armored man did the banging sign. "I love you! Hahaha!"

"I'm here to kill Yuu Naruse!" Magi growled.

"Oh! Why didn't you just say so? Go ahead and kill that lesbian looking bitch! Just don't get shot." Eirin said to the blonde assassin.

"What?" Eirin points her finger to the living room, behind Magi Thunder. Magi Thunder turns around and Chito appeared and gets her AK out and starts shooting at Magi Thunder. She roared as she fires a lot of rounds. Magi quickly dashes away to the hallway, getting back into Nico's school uniform outfit. She pulls her gun and her and Chito fire at one another. Soon, Magi ran out of bullets. She goes to the nearest room as Chito get firing at her. Soon the firing stops and Magi backs into a girl.

"Hey!"

"KYA!" Magi Thunder got scared and turns around to face the girl. It was Kaguya Houraisan.

"You know, there's no point in trying to kill us. We can't die." She said to Magi Thunder.

"What's that mean?" Magi asked.

"Well we're basically immortal. I mean, if Yuu Naruse dies, so do we. Hahaha!" She giggled.

"Then where's Yuu Naruse?" Magi asked and the lights go out. Kaguya yelps.

"Right here! Magi Thunder! Are you ready to die!?" Yuu Naruse glared at Magi Thunder. Who teleported to Yuu Naruse. She was in a red robe. Magi changes into a karate outfit.

"I am!" She said.

*In Tokyo*

Zero Two arrives at a small card convention. Rory Mercury from Gate and Kurumi Tokisaki open the doors for Zero Two. "Where is she?"

"Upstairs in room 103." Kurumi replied.

"I'll meet you there." Zero Two said and enters the building. Rory hands Zero Two a drink as they walk into the building. In the small room, two girls were sitting at a table as Zero Two sits across from a girl with a medical eye patch on her eye. She looks at another girl with blue hair and glasses.

"Deal me in." Zero Two said to her and gives her a lot of money in bills.

"I don't know...so much money. This is so lame." Said Mii of Date A Live.

"Just shut the hell up and give me some cards!" Zero Two said to her. Mii gives Zero Two 8 cards. Zero Two looks at the girl across from her. "You're that little cutie on AnimeTube aren't you?" Mii looks at the money and counts it.

"Yeah." It was Rikka Takanashi.

"The number one most viewed." Zero Two smiled.

"Yeah. Of all time. And who are you?" Rikka asked the demon girl.

"Part time billionaire. Full time social climber. I own the hard rock and the joint." Zero Two lied.

"This is so lame." Said Mii as she farts.

"That's the one." Said Zero Two, as if she understood what Mii was trying to say. Mii farts again. "Shall we?"

Rikka nodded. The two begin the card game. But before that, Zero Two snaps her fingers and Kurumi and Rory distract Rikka, by touching her hair and face. Kurumi putting cards into Rikka's pocket in her shirt. "Just a little good luck charm." Zero Two smirked. Mii started to fall asleep. Zero Two slams the table. "Wake up!"

"Huh? Eh?...Ok...place your bets." Mii said.

"Double or nothing." Said Zero Two. Mii starts rolling dices for each girl.

"Oh that sucks..." Mii said, referring to Zero Two's numbers. She rolls one more die and looks at Rikka. "Our winner."

"Yes!" Rikka said and gets the money that Zero Two gave to Mii before the game started.

"Well...I guess winning is easy...WHEN YOU'RE A CHEATER!" Zero Two growled.

"WHAT? I WASN'T CHEATING!" Rikka yelled out at Zero Two.

"Security!" Zero Two snaps her fingers and out came Fear Kubrick. She looks at Rikka as Mii was freaking out.

"Well well well!" Fear makes Rikka stand on her feet.

"I wasn't cheating. She's lying." Rikka said to Fear, who just ignored and checks Rikka's body.

"Check her pocket." Zero Two said and Fear found two cards. She pulls them out and puts them on the table.

"Yugioh cards! Oldest trick in the book!" Fear said.

"Those aren't even mine!" Rikka groaned.

"Take her up to the presidential suite! I'll deal with her there!" Zero Two growled. Kurumi, Rory and Fear take Rikka to the elevator to the top floor. "Where the hell's my chocolate milk?" Zero Two asked herself, looking for her drink.

*Back with Yuu Naruse and Magi Thunder*

Yuu Naruse does backflips and moves around quickly. She does a pose. "Your soul is mine!" She yelled at Magi Thunder. Magi Thunder does the same as Yuu Naruse and does a pose.

"Hope you wear a size D bra!" Magi yelled back. The two start to go for punches. After blocking all the hits, Yuu Naruse palms Magi in the chest, making her go back. Magi gets herself back together. "Shouldn't had lunch." She said and flips over Yuu Naruse who tried to sweep her off of her feet with a kick. The two start to kick one another. Yuu Naruse gets the upper hand and knees Magi and then karate chops her in the back. Magi went down and Yuu went to stomp her head, but Magi rolled out of the way and jumps kicks back up to her feet. Magi and Yuu trade blows once more. Magi then dropkicks Yuu and she staggered. Magi then does flips and lands a kick to Yuu's head. She spun around and collected herself. She reached for her staff and held it and then spun it around herself.

"No one's ever survive the taste of my big stick!"

Magi grabs her own and also spins it around herself. "Let me be the first!" Magi said. The two exchange hits with their wooden sticks. Magi smacks Yuu and gets rid of her stick. Yuu then uses a force push to send Magi down. She hits hard and groans. Yuu then produces red lightning from her hands from her head and charges up. Magi looked at her case that Zero Two had given her. Magi gets to her feet and opens the case and gets two sprays cans out. She charges them up and turns around and puts them near her butt. Yuu fires the red blast at Magi.

"Thunder fart!" Magi farts and fire bests Yuu's lightning and soon gets consumed by the big flames. Yuu goes down and burns to death...(Fart noise) Magi gets her phone out to call Zero Two. "Yuu Naruse is now Yuu Gonese." Magi licks one of the spray bottles as Zero Two laughs over the phone. What will happen next?