Chapter Seven: Piotr aka The other fridge.
Rogue laughed at Joe's story about how he dated two Heathers and a Sara in his freshmen year. He walked around singing a Simple Plan song for a week only without a lot of the words cause he only knew one line.
" It sucked. You know that line that goes... I'm adick- I'm addicted to you? Yeah I only knew half of that line. So needless to say. I'm stupid. And Vanni, being the witch she is, kept saying we know that but why? Of course that doesn't mean that they didn't try to cheer me up. We went to this place called The Dock, its near John's Pass by the ocean, and they kept paying these girls to go and talk tlk to me. I know that Vanni also payed a couple of guys.... Just to give herself a laugh and to look lie she really didn't care, but thats how I met my fiance. Through Vanni and Anna. See Vanni and Anna were pretending to be gay to get this guy to stop hitting on Anna and they talked to the guys girlfriend and she made them really jealous by coming up and talking to the dude in the corner playing a gutair.She shoved her cleaveage into my face and everything. It was great."
" She sounds fun," Rogue smiled as they turned into the driveway.
" Yeah. She really was something."
Rogue frowned at his seriousness. " What do you mean was?"
" She died of cancer about a year ago. I usually talk to Kat about her.Shes the more loving one . Good for hugs. Syd will tell you jokes till you smile. Anna's motherly love and Vanni just sits there with you. I usually talk to Kat though."
They sit very still in the garage. The cars glowing with the faint lights of the garage reflecting off their shiny bodies.
" Sorry I asked."
" No. Its ok. Listen. I know you don't like the stuff I said back at the coffee shop, but.... Really, you've got to take at least some of it to heart. I mean... When I found out that Kelly was sick... I told her I loved her everyday. It still didn't feel like it was enough at least not for me. I don't know about her. Everrytime I asked if I could do something more she'd always just smile and say that just being there was enough. I don't believe in god, rogue But when I met her.... Something just clicked and when I was in the hospital for that last time I did the most amazing thing. I prayed. Yu see she believed in him. I didn't but ever since she died I've been trying to make that connection agin. Trying to find this God and ask him why she took her away... But.... No. You wouldn't be intrested in that."
" In what?" She asked quietly looking up at him.
" Syd told me, in one of her more serious moments that she heard someplace that sometimes God puts angels in disguise as demons on Earth to save the lost ones.That they were put here to keep us all safe to bring us out of the dark and into the light. Make each day worth living.And that when the sunrise hits there backs the right way it shows an outline of their wings. And that sometimes God needs to bring them back up to heaven so they can be reborn again as diffrent demons and save others."
" thats beautiful."
" Yeah, It really is. You want to hear the funny part?"
" What?"
" When I asked her who told her that she said that Vanni did. Go figure.... Anyways, we should be getting back inside. people will start to talk.":
" Yeah. Kitty will kill me when she sees us coming through the door."
" Why?"
" Can't ya tell suagh? Kitty likes ya."
" Oh."
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Joe and Rogue entered the door to see Anna and Syd playing monopoly on the floor.
" Nice bow, Anna." Rogue commented.
" Thank you," Anna said fluffing her black bow.
" Yeah. Real- Wait a minute!!! Thats mine!!!!"
" Ah... Bye," Anna took off running. Into the kitchen.
She ran around the counter and past the first fridge then flipped over the second fridge in the way .
She paused. Something was wrong with this fridge in the way. It had clothes.
" holy shgeezus. Sorry Petey. Thought you were the fridge."
Vanni came in at that moment. " YOu better run. Joe's on his way in."
" Gone now," She ran out.
Vanni sat down crosslegged on the counter, waiting for Joe to come in.
Joe carried a bag of food to put in the fridge. (*cough* piotr* cough*)
He tried to find the handle.
" Damnit! Wheres the handle to this thing!? Vanni help[ e out here."
" I am not a fridge." The fridge spoke.
"Oh, sorry. Nice abs," Joe looks up at him and then to Vanni. "This never happened."
" God, I wish I had my camera,"Vanni sighed.
" Shut up. i've got to go get my bow back."
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( Four seconds later still in the kitchen.)
Kat walked in thirstier then she'd ever been in her life. Skhe stalked over to the fridge, which for some odd reason or another was in the middle of the room and had clothes on.
She began to search for the handle but there was none.
" Sweets. Thats the russian."
" Oh. Sorry. Anybody ever tell you you have great abs? No wonder Anna said you were hot- OWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Kat was knocked to the ground by a fly swirl of blonde. To get away she changed into a domestic cat and clawed Anna. Joe came in at that precise moment and began to chase Anna who was chasing Kat as they whirled past Syd on her way to get some leftovers from dinner that night.Syd is always hungrey and Kitty's pasta was pretty good.
" Hmmm. Strange place to put a fidge but... Oh well."
She begans to try and open the fridge door.
" Umm. I. Am. Not a . Fridge?" Piotr said again.
" Wow. A talking fridge thats in denial."
Vanni smiled, " shes alittle slower then the others. Hon, thats Piotr."
" Oh the one that Anna-" is interrrupted by a half cat human scream. " Never mind got to run. By the way love the abs."
Vanni stood up at that moment and started to 'look' for the handle.
" Were you not here the entire time?"
" I was," she continued searching for the handle. " But I want to see what all the comotions about. Nice abs really. Now hows the backside?"
She begans to make a turn him around so she can check it out but John chose that precise moment to come in and save him.... Sort of.
" John. My friend save me. So far in the past five minutes I was mistooken for a fridge five times and felt up by three girls and one guy and all of them said i had nice abs. Now this ones trying to check out my backside."
" Really? Piotr. My man."
to be continued.
Rogue laughed at Joe's story about how he dated two Heathers and a Sara in his freshmen year. He walked around singing a Simple Plan song for a week only without a lot of the words cause he only knew one line.
" It sucked. You know that line that goes... I'm adick- I'm addicted to you? Yeah I only knew half of that line. So needless to say. I'm stupid. And Vanni, being the witch she is, kept saying we know that but why? Of course that doesn't mean that they didn't try to cheer me up. We went to this place called The Dock, its near John's Pass by the ocean, and they kept paying these girls to go and talk tlk to me. I know that Vanni also payed a couple of guys.... Just to give herself a laugh and to look lie she really didn't care, but thats how I met my fiance. Through Vanni and Anna. See Vanni and Anna were pretending to be gay to get this guy to stop hitting on Anna and they talked to the guys girlfriend and she made them really jealous by coming up and talking to the dude in the corner playing a gutair.She shoved her cleaveage into my face and everything. It was great."
" She sounds fun," Rogue smiled as they turned into the driveway.
" Yeah. She really was something."
Rogue frowned at his seriousness. " What do you mean was?"
" She died of cancer about a year ago. I usually talk to Kat about her.Shes the more loving one . Good for hugs. Syd will tell you jokes till you smile. Anna's motherly love and Vanni just sits there with you. I usually talk to Kat though."
They sit very still in the garage. The cars glowing with the faint lights of the garage reflecting off their shiny bodies.
" Sorry I asked."
" No. Its ok. Listen. I know you don't like the stuff I said back at the coffee shop, but.... Really, you've got to take at least some of it to heart. I mean... When I found out that Kelly was sick... I told her I loved her everyday. It still didn't feel like it was enough at least not for me. I don't know about her. Everrytime I asked if I could do something more she'd always just smile and say that just being there was enough. I don't believe in god, rogue But when I met her.... Something just clicked and when I was in the hospital for that last time I did the most amazing thing. I prayed. Yu see she believed in him. I didn't but ever since she died I've been trying to make that connection agin. Trying to find this God and ask him why she took her away... But.... No. You wouldn't be intrested in that."
" In what?" She asked quietly looking up at him.
" Syd told me, in one of her more serious moments that she heard someplace that sometimes God puts angels in disguise as demons on Earth to save the lost ones.That they were put here to keep us all safe to bring us out of the dark and into the light. Make each day worth living.And that when the sunrise hits there backs the right way it shows an outline of their wings. And that sometimes God needs to bring them back up to heaven so they can be reborn again as diffrent demons and save others."
" thats beautiful."
" Yeah, It really is. You want to hear the funny part?"
" What?"
" When I asked her who told her that she said that Vanni did. Go figure.... Anyways, we should be getting back inside. people will start to talk.":
" Yeah. Kitty will kill me when she sees us coming through the door."
" Why?"
" Can't ya tell suagh? Kitty likes ya."
" Oh."
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Joe and Rogue entered the door to see Anna and Syd playing monopoly on the floor.
" Nice bow, Anna." Rogue commented.
" Thank you," Anna said fluffing her black bow.
" Yeah. Real- Wait a minute!!! Thats mine!!!!"
" Ah... Bye," Anna took off running. Into the kitchen.
She ran around the counter and past the first fridge then flipped over the second fridge in the way .
She paused. Something was wrong with this fridge in the way. It had clothes.
" holy shgeezus. Sorry Petey. Thought you were the fridge."
Vanni came in at that moment. " YOu better run. Joe's on his way in."
" Gone now," She ran out.
Vanni sat down crosslegged on the counter, waiting for Joe to come in.
Joe carried a bag of food to put in the fridge. (*cough* piotr* cough*)
He tried to find the handle.
" Damnit! Wheres the handle to this thing!? Vanni help[ e out here."
" I am not a fridge." The fridge spoke.
"Oh, sorry. Nice abs," Joe looks up at him and then to Vanni. "This never happened."
" God, I wish I had my camera,"Vanni sighed.
" Shut up. i've got to go get my bow back."
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( Four seconds later still in the kitchen.)
Kat walked in thirstier then she'd ever been in her life. Skhe stalked over to the fridge, which for some odd reason or another was in the middle of the room and had clothes on.
She began to search for the handle but there was none.
" Sweets. Thats the russian."
" Oh. Sorry. Anybody ever tell you you have great abs? No wonder Anna said you were hot- OWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Kat was knocked to the ground by a fly swirl of blonde. To get away she changed into a domestic cat and clawed Anna. Joe came in at that precise moment and began to chase Anna who was chasing Kat as they whirled past Syd on her way to get some leftovers from dinner that night.Syd is always hungrey and Kitty's pasta was pretty good.
" Hmmm. Strange place to put a fidge but... Oh well."
She begans to try and open the fridge door.
" Umm. I. Am. Not a . Fridge?" Piotr said again.
" Wow. A talking fridge thats in denial."
Vanni smiled, " shes alittle slower then the others. Hon, thats Piotr."
" Oh the one that Anna-" is interrrupted by a half cat human scream. " Never mind got to run. By the way love the abs."
Vanni stood up at that moment and started to 'look' for the handle.
" Were you not here the entire time?"
" I was," she continued searching for the handle. " But I want to see what all the comotions about. Nice abs really. Now hows the backside?"
She begans to make a turn him around so she can check it out but John chose that precise moment to come in and save him.... Sort of.
" John. My friend save me. So far in the past five minutes I was mistooken for a fridge five times and felt up by three girls and one guy and all of them said i had nice abs. Now this ones trying to check out my backside."
" Really? Piotr. My man."
to be continued.
