Okay, here we go. Another chapter of my evil demented story where I make Ed dress up as a girl! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Anyway, This was a fun chapter. Got my heart pumping. Well, I hope you enjoy it:)
Oh yea, and someone suggested I do this:
Disclaimer: I DO Not own Ed or Roy or any of the Full Metal Alchemist characters or anything. I am not that guy with the amazing talent. Or was it a chick? Anyway, I don't own them. So yea. Don't sue the poor little freak. lol.
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Alphonse sighed.
"Nii-san certainly doesn't want to do this. Maybe we should just… go into hiding
ourselves."
He caught a leaf that was flying with the wind and tore it in half. He sighed. He kicked a
couple stones on the ground and sat in the grass. He looked up at the sky. It looked very
ugly.
"Its going to rain again soon." He thought.
Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice calling him name.
"Al!"
"Yes Nii-san?" Al called back.
"Winry is coming tomorrow."
"Winry? Really? That's so cool!"
Alphonse yelled and began dancing around. Which was a pretty funny thing to see since he
was in that giant armor. Ed couldn't help but giggle a bit.
Ed sighed.
"This whole thing is so stupid." He thought.
"I have to be alone with that guy. I mean, why can't Al go?"
He sat down in the grass next to Al.
"Hey, Al."
"Yes Nii-san?"
"I'm sorry you can't go."
"Hehe, that's okay. Just have tons of fun and tell me all about it when you get back."
"Yea."
They looked at the sky together.
"Hey Al."
"Yes Nii-san?"
Ed pointed to the sky.
"Doesn't that cloud look like the Colonel with rabbit ears?"
Al looked at it and laughed.
"Yea, it does."
He continued to giggle.
Al then pointed to the sky and said,
"That one looks like you and the Colonel, only you're taller than he is."
Ed smiled.
"Now if only that cloud version of me would turn around and squish that Colonel, I'd be
satisfied."
Al giggled.
"You really don't like him, do you?"
Ed sighed.
"Its not that I don't like him. I mean, sure he's fun to talk to, when he's not being a jerk."
He sat up and sighed.
"It's just... I don't know. He bothers me so much."
"Well, maybe he's doing it on purpose."
"What do you mean?"
Ed laid back down and stared at the sky once more.
"What I mean is, what if he likes you?" Al giggled
"You're sick." Ed whispered, annoyed.
Al continued to giggle.
"You don't seem like you'd mind all that much."
Ed got up.
"Oh yes I WOULD mind! I don't like that guy! He's a big fat ugly useless COLONEL!"
He yelled at the top his lungs.
Al giggled again.
"Well, maybe that's why he doesn't want me to go."
Ed scratched his head and stared at Al.
"You really think so?"
Al laughed.
"You really think I'd let him do anything to you?"
Ed stretched and yawned.
"I guess not."
Al giggled.
"He's afraid of me."
Al got up and got into an attack stance.
"Hey Nii-san."
"Yea?"
"You be the Colonel, and I'll be you"
Ed laughed and nodded his head.
He then got into an attack stance as well and imitated Roy by saying,
"I'll smash you like a bug you chibi!"
"Hey! Don't call me small you big stupid idiotic Colonel!" Al yelled back.
"Don't call me ugly." Ed started messing with his hair and imitated the Colonel some
more.
"I'm much too beautiful to be called ugly."
He sighed.
"Oh, the poor women of this world! They can't handle my perfect beauty! They shall faint
at the mere sight of me. Oh what a horrible curse. No woman can dare look upon me
for too long. For they will fall in love with me."
Al laughed.
"I think you went a bit too far Nii-san."
Ed put his hand behind his head and laughed.
"Yea I guess so."
"Hey Al."
"Yes, Nii-san?"
I'll be right back."
"Alright Nii-san." Alphonse sat down against the wall and started making transmutation
circles in the sand.
When Edward finally got to the door, he gulped. He didn't like the Colonel, but he wanted
to talk to him. He stared at the big oak door. He studied the design and the brass door knob.
He wanted to turn it, but then he didn't want to. He couldn't make up his mind.
He got a big closer and could heard loud yelling inside.
"What!"
He heard Roy yell. He sounded a bit scared.
"Yes sir, Yes sir… I understand. Yes. Goodbye."
Suddenly, he heard running and the door crashed open. Roy saw Ed standing there and
thought about being evil, but there was no time.
"Full Metal…"
He said quickly.
"We have to leave, now."
"What?"
Ed asked, confused.
"Now."
"But Winry is coming tomorrow, do you know how mad she'll be at me if I'm not here?"
Roy put a hand on Edward's shoulder, looked into his eyes and said,
"They're coming Edward."
"What?"
"No time to explain."
Roy picked up Edward and started walking very fast.
"We have to get you out of here."
"Hey! Put me down!"
Edward yelled and kicked around.
"Just because I'm shorter than you doesn't mean you get to pick me up all the time."
Edward continued to kick and scream and the Colonel.
"Hey wait a minute, what about Al and Winry? What about them?"
He yelled into the Colonel's ear.
Roy finally put Ed down in a hallway and stared at him.
He grabbed his shoulders and shook him.
"Do you not understand what is going on Full Metal?"
Roy looked kind of scared. It left a sick feeling in Ed's stomach. If Roy was afraid, this was
bad. Ed swatted Roy's hands away and yelled at him,
"What about Al and Winry?"
Roy took a deep breath.
"Al is going with Armstrong to East city."
"And Winry?"
"When she gets here, Fuery, Breda, and Farman will accompany her there as well."
Ed raised an eyebrow.
"Really?"
"Yes, really!"
Roy yelled.
"Okay!"
Ed yelled back.
"Then lets get going!"
He and the Colonel started running through the offices telling everyone to clear out or get
ready. So many people were running around, gathering things and bumping into
each other. It was chaos. Suddenly, a man in uniform came up to the Colonel and said,
"There are more men in the halls."
Roy nodded his head.
"Lets split up." Ed suggested.
"Alright, we'll meet in the courtyard in twenty minutes."
"Right." Edward nodded his head and went straight to the courtyard.
He couldn't find Al.
"Al?"
He yelled.
"Al?"
Suddenly, he heard a very loud boom and, in the distance, a small portion of the sky turned
red.
"What the?" Ed stood there with his eyes wide open.
Suddenly, Roy came up from behind and picked him up.
"Wait a minute! I need to find Al! Let me go!"
"Al is with Armstrong. He's safe"
"But I wanna see him! Al!" He yelled.
Suddenly, there was another loud boom and the redness of the sky expanded.
"Shit." The Colonel cussed.
"What is that?"
"The people after you."
Two more loud booms went off and the red sky covered part of headquarters.
"Shit!" The Colonel yelled.
Suddenly, two cars screeched up. Havoc was driving one. "Get in!"
"But… Al!"
"Al is safe!" Roy yelled.
"But I want to see him!" He kicked and yelled.
"I want to say goodbye!"
Roy opened the back door and attempted to throw Ed in, but he ran off.
"Shit." The Colonel said again.
"Havoc."
"Yes sir."
"Get everyone who's leaving, out of here."
"But sir."
" Ill catch Ed myself."
Roy took off the upper part of his uniform, revealing the cream colored shirt underneath.
"Wish me luck, Havoc."
"Good luck sir!"
Roy then began running in the direction Ed had just run.
"That stupid kid!" He thought, angrily.
Suddenly, there was another loud boom and the entire headquarters shook.
"This is not good."
"FULL METAL!" He yelled.
"Where are you Edward?"
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" AL!" Ed called.
" AL!" He ran through the whole building searching for his brother, but he just could not
find him. He sighed.
"Is he already gone?"
Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice.
"NII-SAN!"
Ed turned around just to be pounced by a giant suit of armor.
"I'm happy to see you too."
Ed said and pushed Al off of him.
"What's going on Nii-san?" Al asked with concern.
"I'm not sure, but we have to get out of here."
Suddenly, Armstrong appeared behind Al.
"Time for us to leave little Elric!"
Ed stared at Al. "He IS talking to you, right?"
"Umm… Yea." Al said nervously.
"Alright."
Ed put his hand out.
"I'll see you soon, little brother."
Al put his hand over Ed's and shook it.
"I'll see you soon, Nii-san."
They then took off in different directions.
Edward looked behind him at Al and Armstrong running away, quite fast.
"Be safe Al." He whispered.
Suddenly, he bumped into something hard and fell backward.
A hand went in front of his face and he looked up.
"Come on Full Metal." Roy said.
Ed nodded his head and grabbed for Roy's hand. Suddenly, there was another loud boom
and the whole building seemed to shake right down to its foundation.
"They're right on top of us." Roy whispered.
Roy then picked up Edward and started running as fast as he could.
"Don't yell at me this time Full Metal."
He paused.
"They'll hear you."
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Wow… talk about… adrenaline.. sheesh… I was typing this thing so fast my whole desk was shaking. Lol. Well, I decided the story was dragging so I got them to move their
arses! Wow, scary. Red sky… hmm… does anyone remember that from an earlier chapter? I wonder… lol. Shame on me… I'm ruining things! Lol. Oh well. Anyway, I know
theres not tons of detail in this and that's because I was on a roll. I was having so much fun typing up all the fun stuff that I couldn't stop. Lol. Yes, call me crazy. Anyway, I
got a B on my essay and Im quite proud of that. So yea. My mom bought me cookies for it, so I'm happy. Hehe. Anyway, my exit exam is next Wednesday and my mother's
birthday is next week too, so I might not be updating quite as fast. (I know, I say that, and yet, I continue to do so. Lol) Anyway, thanks for all the nice comments and such.
It really means a lot to me. :) Well, I hope you liked this chapter, and if you didn't, tell me why. (But NICELY) Anyway, thanks again. Tata.
