Title: Names Mean Business- The Sequel
Author: loonynamelass
Prompt: Love
Rating: PG (with a slight slight slight something that could be interpreted PG13)
Word Count (should be 100 words exactly): 100
Warnings: None
Notes: ...So, don't you think salesladies can be a little over the top?

"Hermione, love?" Ron called.

"Since when do you call me love?" Hermione's suspicions heightened at the scowl on her husband's face.

"I'd ask the same of that saleslady you were liaising with today." At Hermione's bewilderment, Ron continued accusing hotly, "I know I'm not a perfect spouse, and that with your looks you'll undoubtedly be romantically pursued, but I thought you had more decency than-"

"Wait," Hermione spluttered. "You… think I'm having an affair with the MagiMart employee? Who's female?"

"Never know these days." This dejected muttering sent Hermione into throes of hysteria.

"Don't worry, I much prefer your nicknames."