Sorry about the last chapter. Hugo's handwriting swiched from being underlined to not. I fixed it i think. Here is the next chapter. Professor McGonagall can be so demanding.
We should count are selves lucky. James has a month of detentions just for calling her Minnie.
Yes I do feel sorry for James, but he did bring it on himself.
I did not bring it on mydrlg. How was I suppose to know she was moody around midnight?
Hey guys. Have you seen Rose anywhere?
Yeah. The last I saw her she was talking to a Ravenclaw boy.
What! Who is this guy? Does she like him? Why can't she like me?
I think it has something to do with my father.
Hey Hugo! When did you get here?
I always been here. You guys were too busy writing on this piece of paper to notice. Oh God. Rose is coming. Hide the list.
Again why do you always hide the piece of paper every time I come near?
We hide it so you don't find out that I…
Shut up. I was not talking to you.
He was just answering your question.
Of course take his side.
We are not taking sides.
Whatever.
Don't worry Scorpius. It is Uncle Ron's fault. She will eventually get in to the 'Rebel against the parents stage' and fall in love with you.
HA,HA Like that would ever happen. Rose is such a daddy's girl.
Thanks Hugo. I feel so much better.
You are welcome. Always nice to help a friend.
I was being sarcastic.
Oh.
You know it is great being single and all (Single girls call me) but not when all my friends are dating.
I would like to take the time to remind Scorpius that he is suppose to write all of his anger out on this piece of paper. Not a place where you are all to lazy to talk to each other so you write it down on paper.
We are not lazy. We are just practicing our handwriting.
Well do that on some other piece of paper. When I read this list it better not just be you guys talking about Scorpius love life or any of your guy's problems. It is suppose to be Scorpius writing about his feelings.
'He is supposed to be writing his feelings.' Who does that bit…
I AN STILL HERE!
I was going to say 'Who does that beautiful, awesome witch…
It's not working.
Damn. What is my punishment?
Add another week of detention.
That is not so bad.
I was not finish. 50 points will be taken off also. NOW LEAVE SCORPIUS ALONE SO HE CAN WRITE ABOUT HIS FEELINGS!
And she is gone. I can not believe she actually thought you would write about your feelings.
I know. What does she think I am? Gay?
Well you do tend to pay more attention to your hair then most guys. Plus you spend a lot of time in the shower.
No, Scorpius is not gay. I can not have a gay guy married to my sister.
Why? What do you have against gay guys?
Nothing. If Scorpius was gay then he would not be able to like Rose. Seeing as he would like guys and I would lose my 50 galleon bet.
Oh I see now. SCORPIUS YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TURN GAY TILL AFTER YOU AND ROSE GET TOGETHER SO I CAN WIN MY BET. Do I make myself clear?
Relax guys. The last time I checked I was in love with Rose.
Good. Hey what are you going to call this number in the hate list?
I don't know. How about 'Rose's annoying cousins'?
No, that will not work. How about 'Albus is awesome and I wish I was as awesome as him'
Oh no. If he was going to name it that it would be. 'Lily is awesome and I wish I was as awesome as her'
Clearly you are all missing the point. He is going to call it 'James Sirius Potter is the hottest guy in the school. We should all bow down to him'
Hate to break this to you James but that is too long.
Hey where is Scorpius?
Yeah where did he go?
Guys look at the title.
Rose's annoying cousins. He can not name it that.
He already did.
Where do you think he went?
He probably went to stare at Rose in some dark corner.
Let's go find him.
Finally they are gone. Is it just me or do the Potter's seem a little full of themselves?
Not as long as the last two chapters. Anyway the handwriting is...
Scorpius Malfoy
Albus Potter
Lily Potter
James Potter
Rose Weasley
Hugo Weasley
Professor McGonagall
Hope you like it! Review!
