(Alice, Emmet, and Jacob are online)

Shoppaholic123: hi guys

2sexy4myshirt: why hello there Mrs alice

Wolfman5: would u like some tea and crumpets mrs. Alice

Shoppaholic123: ???

2sexy4myshirt: we're trying out different personalities

Wolfman5: what should we do now

2sexy4myshirt: I no!!! JAMAICAN

Wolfman5: oh ya my brotha *in Jamaican accent*

2sexy4myshirt: this ones getting boring how about Arab

Shoppaholic123: such short attention spans

Wolfman5: silence. I kill u

Shopaholic123: wow. Im shaking in my high heels

2sexy4myshirt: u know wat Jakey-wakey. I think we need to be something more threatening

Wolfman5: I no. VALLEY GIRLS!!!!

2sexy4myshirt: ome! That is like a totally good idea.

Wolfman5: like thank u. that is like the biggest compliment I have like ever gotten

Shoppaholic123: *sarcasticly* like I thought it was that u smell like wet dog

2sexy4myshirt: GAWD ALICE!!! Like don't be so mean 2 jakey

Shoppaholic123: u no wat. This is annoying Im leaving

Wolfman5: hehehe

Shoppaholic123: y isn't it signing off

2sexy4myshirt: well we "accidently" hacked ur computer so it would be impossible to sign off

Shoppaholic123: then I'll just leave the room

Wolfman5: no u won't. we put superglue on ur chair

Shoppaholic123: like that'll do anything *trys 2 get up*

Shoppaholic123: Go to hell u 2

2sexy4myshirt: lol now where were we

Wolfman5: I don't remember. Lets sing the fun song

2sexy4myshirt: ok!!!!!!

Shoppaholic123:*bangs head on desk*

Wolfman5: f is for friends who do stuff together

2sexy4myshirt: u is 4 u and meeeeeee

Wolfman5: n is 4 ny time and anywhere at alllll

2sexy4myshirt: here in the deep blu sea

2sexy4myshirt: now lets do that one song you no the one *wink*

Wolfman5: *grins evilly* u first

2sexy4myshirt: I no a song that gets on everybodys nerves

Wolfman5: everybodys nerves

2sexy4myshirt: everybodys nerves

Wolfman5: I no a song that gets in everybodys nerves

2sexy4myshirt: and this is how it goes

Wolfman5: I no a song that gets on everybodys nerves

(song continues for about 10 verses)

Shoppaholic123: save me

Shoppaholic123: I have a plan

Shoppaholic123: *having vision*

2sexy4myshirt: what do u see

Shoppaholic123: the volturi r coming u better let me go so I can warn everyone

Wolfman5: no that would take to long. Me and emmet will do it.

(2sexy4myshirt and wolfman5 have signed off)

Shoppaholic123: sweet mother of Carlisle my plan bac fired

Shoppaholic123: oh well. I'll just wait till some one logs on

Shoppaholic123: waiting waiting

Shoppaholic123: oh 4 petes sakes.

Shoppaholic123: HELP!!! HELP!!!

(she continous this on im, out loud and in her head for a hour)

(yankeeh8r signs on)

Yankeeh8r: what r u yelling about?!?!?!

Shoppaholic123: finally. Dog boy and have had me stuck her for ages

Yankeeh8r: so where r u

Shoppaholic123: im superglued to my desk chair. Get me off now.

Yankeeh8r: yes ma'am *salutes*

(yankeeh8r signs off)