(Alice, Emmet, and Jacob are online)
Shoppaholic123: hi guys
2sexy4myshirt: why hello there Mrs alice
Wolfman5: would u like some tea and crumpets mrs. Alice
Shoppaholic123: ???
2sexy4myshirt: we're trying out different personalities
Wolfman5: what should we do now
2sexy4myshirt: I no!!! JAMAICAN
Wolfman5: oh ya my brotha *in Jamaican accent*
2sexy4myshirt: this ones getting boring how about Arab
Shoppaholic123: such short attention spans
Wolfman5: silence. I kill u
Shopaholic123: wow. Im shaking in my high heels
2sexy4myshirt: u know wat Jakey-wakey. I think we need to be something more threatening
Wolfman5: I no. VALLEY GIRLS!!!!
2sexy4myshirt: ome! That is like a totally good idea.
Wolfman5: like thank u. that is like the biggest compliment I have like ever gotten
Shoppaholic123: *sarcasticly* like I thought it was that u smell like wet dog
2sexy4myshirt: GAWD ALICE!!! Like don't be so mean 2 jakey
Shoppaholic123: u no wat. This is annoying Im leaving
Wolfman5: hehehe
Shoppaholic123: y isn't it signing off
2sexy4myshirt: well we "accidently" hacked ur computer so it would be impossible to sign off
Shoppaholic123: then I'll just leave the room
Wolfman5: no u won't. we put superglue on ur chair
Shoppaholic123: like that'll do anything *trys 2 get up*
Shoppaholic123: Go to hell u 2
2sexy4myshirt: lol now where were we
Wolfman5: I don't remember. Lets sing the fun song
2sexy4myshirt: ok!!!!!!
Shoppaholic123:*bangs head on desk*
Wolfman5: f is for friends who do stuff together
2sexy4myshirt: u is 4 u and meeeeeee
Wolfman5: n is 4 ny time and anywhere at alllll
2sexy4myshirt: here in the deep blu sea
2sexy4myshirt: now lets do that one song you no the one *wink*
Wolfman5: *grins evilly* u first
2sexy4myshirt: I no a song that gets on everybodys nerves
Wolfman5: everybodys nerves
2sexy4myshirt: everybodys nerves
Wolfman5: I no a song that gets in everybodys nerves
2sexy4myshirt: and this is how it goes
Wolfman5: I no a song that gets on everybodys nerves
(song continues for about 10 verses)
Shoppaholic123: save me
Shoppaholic123: I have a plan
Shoppaholic123: *having vision*
2sexy4myshirt: what do u see
Shoppaholic123: the volturi r coming u better let me go so I can warn everyone
Wolfman5: no that would take to long. Me and emmet will do it.
(2sexy4myshirt and wolfman5 have signed off)
Shoppaholic123: sweet mother of Carlisle my plan bac fired
Shoppaholic123: oh well. I'll just wait till some one logs on
Shoppaholic123: waiting waiting
Shoppaholic123: oh 4 petes sakes.
Shoppaholic123: HELP!!! HELP!!!
(she continous this on im, out loud and in her head for a hour)
(yankeeh8r signs on)
Yankeeh8r: what r u yelling about?!?!?!
Shoppaholic123: finally. Dog boy and have had me stuck her for ages
Yankeeh8r: so where r u
Shoppaholic123: im superglued to my desk chair. Get me off now.
Yankeeh8r: yes ma'am *salutes*
(yankeeh8r signs off)
