Hey guys! Here's the long-awaited chapter 7 :)
I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT. :(
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Edward's POV
"Okay," Alice started. "I'll go first........Elaine."
"Gah."
"I dare you to....uh....go to the mall, and enter the shop I point out."
"Okay, That sounds fi-"
"But", Alice interrupted. "Once you get in, you have to shout "I'm a virgin" and say that you'd want to do it with whatever product is near you." She finishes with an evil grin.
"Oh shit." Emmett thought.
"My wife kicks ass." Jasper thought smugly.
"This should be good." Rosalie thought sounding a little interested.
" I'm so great." Alice praised herself in her tiny little head.
Everyone was laughing except Emme- er, Elaine of course. "C'mon!" Alice dragged Elaine all the way upstairs.
"What?! Where?! You have a mall in your room?!" Elaine exclaimed in wonder and surprise.
"Yes, we have one. No we don't you idiot." Alice declared. "I have to dress you up."
"But, that wasn't part of the dare!" Elaine complained.
"Your point?" Alice asked.
"Fine." Elaine surrendered.
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"I can't believe I'm doing this!" Elaine complained in the car. Jasper, Alice and Rose were in the Porsche while we took the Volvo.
"Believe it. Also believe that you'd be doing it in a miniskirt, heels, and a tank top." Bella commented.
"Hmph." Complete silence.
"Well, if someone hadn't agreed to this then maybe, just maybe I wouldn't be announcing the status of my sex life in public!" Elaine complained again.
"Excuse me!" I answered back. "Who wouldn't agree to a Death-glaring-Alice?! Plus, even of no one had agreed, she still would've had her way!" I finished.
"Hmph."
"Go 'Hmph' by yourself." I said.
"Fine! Maybe I will!" She shouted back.
"Fine-"
"SHUT UP!" Bella complained. "Emmett! You may be turned into a girl but the fact of you being childish won't be forgotten. Edward! You are a very mature man- er, vampire. I'm surprised to see you acting like this." She finished.
"Sorry." Me and Elaine said in unison.
Elaine's Mind: Grr. WashugglewuggllehoohawarGRRRR, Aargh!
Alice's Mind: This is gonna be so much FUN.! Fun. fun. fuuun!
Jasper's Mind: "Why am I doing this? Oh, yeah! Too see Emmet shout out the status of his sex life. Pure humiliation."
Rosalie's Mind: Hmm, Gonna ask Alice if she has a mirror.
At The Mall
Elaine's/ Emmett's POV
"That one." Alice pointed at a shop. It was....OH. MY. GOD.
"The sports shop?!" I shrieked.
"Quite down! People are starin- Oh, wait. We need all the attention we could get!" Alice was PURE evil.
"Where's Bella? and Edward?!" Why did they leave me? Damn you Edward!
"They went to the bookstore," Alice answered. "Now, HURRY!" She demanded.
"Okay, okay. I'm going!"
I walked in the shop as men stared.
"Hey there pretty lady!" This one guy said.
"Hn." I replied.
"Wanna get a burger with me?"
"No. I'm a vegetarian."
"Oh, uh okay. How 'bout some ice cream?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Er, how about you go dancing with me in this club I know."
"I'm claustrophobic."
"C'mon! You'd have to be doing or eating something!"
"Yeah, that would be somewhere along the lines of 'I'm gonna kick your ass.'"
"Whatever, chicky. I'll find someone else." He waved off.
"Tch." I muttered. Moving on, I got the nearest product. It was a bottle of Gatorade.
"Attention!" I shouted out. A girl has to do what a girl has to do. Whoa. Did I just say that? I'm really getting- FOCUS, Emmett.
"My name is Elaine and I'm a virgin!" I announced. All of the guys looked at me with hope and lust.
"And I wanna do it with a bottle of Gatorade as a sex toy!" I finshed.
"Do it with me!"
"I wouldn't mind getting sticky with some Gatorade!"
"My parent's aren't home today!"
"Ask my girlfriend! I'm great in bed!"
WOW. They all sound so desperate.
"Um," I started as everyone quieted down. "Nevermind!" I finalized as I heard a lot of 'Aww's and 'damn's. I walked back to where Alice, Jasper, Rose and now also Edward and Bella were. They were holding back their laughter.
"Oh, go on! Laugh!" I said. I was sooo pissed. Everyone burst out laughing.
"Laugh all you want. You see, It's my turn to pick who's gonna play next." As I announced that, everyone's eyes widened as they finally shut up.
"And I pick.....Bella." I finished.
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Haha. I was laughing while making this chapter. Please suggest what you want Bella to do :) How? Through a review, of course! Pretty please?
