Author's Note: Sorry! I really couldn't resist this…The idea was bugging me. But in case you're wondering, this omake chapter is just complete and utter Crack. It has practically NOTHING to do with the story plotline.

And they'll all be speaking normal Japanese, which Edward understands..

Disclaimer: When will you guys get the fact that I AM NOT a famous writer/mangaka? Naruto, Twilight, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Bleach, and Dragon Ball all belong to their seperate authors.


Edward's POV

"Don't you DARE harm my friends." The girl pinning me down hissed, a murderous glint in her eyes.

Then a ship fell out of the sky.

"NAMI! I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE WAY OUT OF SKYPIEA!"


In the School Cafeteria…

A giant human-colored balloon popped out of nowhere, and cushioned the ship from damage. Once the ship was safe, the balloon shrank down to a reveal a person. The teenage boy put a hand on the straw hat he was wearing, and looked around with a clueless expression on his face. He was tall and muscled, with a scar under his left eye. He wore a buttoned red vest and cut-off denim shorts. His face was framed with black hair, and he had large, dark eyes. "Nami, do you know where we are?"

"OF COURSE NOT!" A fierce-looking orange-haired girl hopped out of the ship and hit him on the head. "IDIOT!"

Sakura blinked. "Nami?"

Naruto grinned. "Luffy?"

The black-haired boy with the straw hat, now confirmed as Luffy, and the ginger-haired girl known as Nami looked over to the Naruto cast.

"Sakura!"

"Naruto!"

Then the girls ran toward each other and hugged, and the boys high-fived.

The four had met while Team 7 was sent on a mission to the Land of Waves. While they were there, they chanced upon the straw-hat crew, and became fast friends. Sakura and Nami had talked about how annoying and clueless their teammate/crewmate was, and Naruto and Luffy expressed their extreme love of ramen and meat, and how they couldn't understand why Sakura and Nami hit them so much. They had engaged in a meat/ramen eating contest together, and Luffy had won by a margin. Being elastic was helpful at times like these.

The rest of the Straw-hat crew leapt out of the Going Merry (the name of the ship), and voiced their hellos to Sakura and Naruto. They also greeted the NC ,which were quickly subduing Edward with various chains and ropes they had seemingly pulled out of thin air. The whole time they were doing this, Bella was standing frozen in the corner. Guess her love for Edward wasn't as great as she said. Once Edward was secured, the Konoha 11 (Aka Rookie 9) and Garra started a lively conversation with the Mugiwara crew.

"So," Nami asked Sakura after their embrace, "Why'd you slam that pale kid there to the floor? And the people here don't seem very responsive to the fact that a ship crashed through the ceiling. "

Sakura glanced over at the students in the lunchroom. All of them had a certain, glassy-eyed look on their faces. "Oh, they're all under a genjutsu. And that pale kid over there tried to kill Naruto." If looks could kill, Edward would have been pulverized, chopped into mincemeat, cooked in a deep-fryer, and fed to the flies. Edward could imagine it too, with the unholy amount of killing intent Sakura was sending at him.

"He tried to hurt your Nakama?" Nami asked, even though it was more of a statement than anything. Once again, Edward had the vision of being pulverized, chopped, fried, and eaten by flies.

"Huh?" Luffy overheard Nami and tilted his head to the side questioningly. "Who tried to hurt your Nakama?" he asked Sakura in a low voice.

Sakura pointed to Edward with a casual grace that told him she knew exactly what she was doing. He started shivering uncontrollably.

Luffy turned to Edward, his eyes darkly shadowed by the rim of his hat. He brought his hands together and slowly cracked his knuckles. "So, you tried to hurt my friends?"

Edward tried to crawl away, but it was rather hard, since he was bound entirely in metal chains and ropes.

Then, out of nowhere, a pink-haired boy with a scarf fell though the hole in the ceiling. The first thing he said when he landed was: "Hey, is there any food here? I thought I smelled something burning."

Sakura looked over at the newcomer. "That would be the smell of his burning pride." She said, pointing over at Edward.

Edward kept on trying to wiggle away, while Luffy was occupied with the newcomer.

"Hey!" Luffy instantly lightened up, "You have the same hair as Sakura!"

"Huh?" Natsu (yes, that's his name) looked over at Luffy. He glanced upwards at his spiky rosy-pink hair. "Oh, yeah!"

"Oh, hey, Natsu! You're here too!" Naruto eagerly said. "Did you fall through dimensions again?"

"Yep! But this seems to be a weirder place than Edolas!"

A ginger-haired boy suddenly fell though the ceiling.

"Someone really needs to fix that ceiling." Choji said, looking up.

Ichigo landed on the ground and looked around. "What the-"

Then another guy also tumbled though the gaping hole in the roof, and flattened Ichigo.

"Hi!" Goku said, leaping off of Ichigo's prone body.

"Goku! Ichigo! You two are here too!" Naruto exclaimed.

"So, what's going on?" Goku asked.

Sakura volunteered to explain the situation to the people who fell through the ceiling. After waking Ichigo from unconsciousness using some medical jutsu, she told the story with lots of dramatic flair. It was easily summed up as "That pale kid over there tried to kill Naruto, let's get revenge."

It was clear that the newcomers did not like Edward.

"He's dead."Ichigo said.

"He'll sure be dead by the time we're done with him!" Natsu growled.

"…that's not what I meant. He is literally dead. Yet somehow, still alive, but only just." Ichigo replied.

"How would you know?" Goku asked.

"I'm a fucking shinigami. Of course I know." Ichigo said.

'Shinigami? A Death God? What is going on here?' Edward thought. 'But how else would he know what I am?'

"Did I mention that he has no human soul? So when he dies, he'll basically become a mindless, soul-eating monster. I sure hope that there aren't any more of his kind, since they'll never be able to go to a good afterlife. In fact, they'll probably spend eternity eating the souls of others, then eventually get killed by soul reapers. I should probably destroy (the nice way of saying kill) his spirit, and insure that he doesn't get a chance to either make more of his kind, or go around eating souls."

"I'd love to help." Natsu said menacingly.

"So would I." Goku added.

Luffy made no verbal response, but tilted his hat in a menacing way.

Edward was reeling with the fact that he was a soulless monster. Oh, and that he would die in around…three seconds.

GETSUGA TENSHOU!

FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!

KAMEHAMEHA!

GOMU GOMU RED HAWK!


Author's Note: I don't read/watch Dragon Ball, so I'm not really sure if I got Goku's character right. But then again, this is a Crack!Chapter, so…whatever goes!