1Oh boy! I'm sorry I took so long people's! And sorry for my grammar mistakes, but my computer doesn't exactly have spell check. If anyone flames me again I'm gonna curse you out and move my stories to Also I had to deal with the break up with my boyfriend...:sigh: and now he hates me cuz I got out with someone he hates... but that's still no excuse to take so long to put up my next chapter! Anyway I'm sorry again but I started on chapter 9 and didn't type 8 yet. Okay well here's the story. Oh and aisle 8 is from the show king of the hill...and teen softies is from some Judy Blum book about girls going through puberty...and I don't own Sailor moon.

"No! Not "the aisle!" "

Rini-" Awwww come on I don't wanna walk! Let's take the car."

Darien- "Nah, I'd rather walk."

James- "Aw come on Rini lets just walk, besides isn't the music festival in town. We could stop by on the way there."

Rini- "Oh yea! Yay lets walk!"

As they opened the large white marble doors to walk out side the sound of music greeted them. The song that was on was called "I gotta get through this." well that's what Rini thought it was called. She loved that song and so did James. They resisted the urge to dance but they sang all the words.

James- "I gotta get through this, I gotta get through this, I gotta take I gotta take my mind offa you..."

Rini- "Give me just a second and I'll be all right..."

Darien- "Oh Jesus not again."

Rini/James- "Yeah I gotta get through this! Aw it's over..."

James- "Hey that song My Boo by Usher is on. I like that song..." He looked at Rini to see she's slightly mad. "What's wrong?"

Rini- "I'm so sick of this song! Argh!" 'This song reminds me of James. It feels so weird to hear it with my dad with us.'

Darien- "Really I could have sworn you loved this song. Well you mother and I love this song. I would sing it but I'll save you the embarrassment.":He laughs at the look on Rini's face:

Rini- "Thank you Papa! Going to the store with is embarrassing enough!"

James- :To busy laughing to make a comment:

Darien smirks at them. 'Well I guess James is not such a bad guy. He's like my second son. If only he and Rini didn't...' (AN:-Rini has an older brother his name is Darius. He's away right now...)

James- "Sir? Are you ok?"

Darien snaps back to reality. "Huh? Oh I'm fine James." He smiles at him but James just looks away. James hated when Darien smiled at him like that. Like hr felt sorry for him that or I'm gonna kill you someday. He couldn't really figure out which one it was.

Rini- :Groan: "Where here."

Darien and James look at the big supermarket before them. They are nervous as hell but for different reason. Firstly Darien was nervous because he had to go down the dreaded "aisle 8", but James on the other hand...well you'll see.

James- :Gulp:

Darien- "What the hell are you so nervous about? It's not like I know what to get her. I mean I'm going to have to ask for help."

Rini/Darien- :Groan: "So embarrassing...why god! Why me!"

James- "Well actually...er never mind."

They walk into the store and walk slowly down aisle 8. Rini is hoping none of her friends are here. Darien is dying a little inside as they get closer and closer to aisle 8, and James is a nervous wreck also hoping none of his friends are here to see him too.

Darien/Rini- "Oh god were here...aisle8."

Darien and Rini were amazed at how many different types of pads and tampons there were on the shelves. Maxi, light flow, panty liners, super absorbent. Darien walked over to a shelf and picked up a box of tampons.

Darien- :Looks at box: "Regular absorbency?" What? What the hell? Tampax compax? What the hell is this stuff?"

Rini- :She also walk over to a shelf and picks up a package of pads and looks at it: "Flexi wings? What the hell is "Always ultra thin? What the hell is leak guard core?"

Darien- "I'm confused!"

Rini- "I'm lost!"

James on the other hand walk a little further down the aisle and picks up a package of pads called teen softies and hands them to Rini. Darien and Rini could only stare.

James has on that "What?" expression.

James- "Oh...um...Teen softies are better for Rini because there are made for girls her age."

Rini looks at the package then at James then at the package still clueless. Darien does the same.

James- "Your probably wondering why it's so big."

Rini/Darien- :Nods:

James- :Sigh: "Well there are 3 kinds of pads in there. 1 type is for really heavy flow which is what Rini has now. The second one is for like not so heavy flow but its not finished either and the last one is light flow. You know when it's almost finished but you're still er...bleeding. You understand?"

Darien/Rini- :Nods: "How the hell..."

James has a flash back of going shopping with the scouts last year. As a joke they decided to "educate" him on the wonderful world of pads and tampons.

James- :Shudder: "I don't wanna talk about it...but lets just say a shopping spree with 8 girls is not cool."

Rini- :Giggle: "Oh! So that's what happened that day when mama, papa, and I had that day all to our selves. Is that the reason why you could not look at me for a whole week?" :Still giggling:

James- :Shudder: "Yeah...HEY ITS NOT FUNNY!"

Darien- "You poor poor man I warned you."

James- "What? My hormones were in full drive and the scouts are hot and all. Anyway you might want something different so I'll just leave you...and...Bye!" He ran down aisle 8 and to aisle 16 which was the last aisle in the store.

Rini/Darien- "Wha...?"

James walked around aisle 16 till he found what he was looking for...(DRUM ROLL PLEASE!)) condoms.

Chapter Finished!

James- There was like 15 different types of condoms man!

Rini- Why would you want condoms?

Darien- How the hell do you know what condoms are?

Rini- Mistress Mewa told me.

Darien- Why the fuck does James want condoms! Tell me Mistress Mewa!

Mistress Mewa- Uhhhhhhhh...look over there its Pam Anderson and Tom Welling!

Darien/Rini/James- Where!

Mistress Mewa- :Runs so far away I don't even know where I am:

Darien/Rini/James- Shit...Read and Review...

Author's random stuff

Yay! I think I only have 3 chapters left. I finished writing chapter 8 and I'm a page away of finishing chapter 9. I know there's gonna be a chapter 10...there might be a chapter 11 not sure but I doubt there's gonnna be more than 12. Oh sorry for all the ppl I flamed back I don't think before I act but then again if some ppl weren't such bitches and didn't put down others ppl work like there better than the rest then there would be no need for ppl like me now would there? Okay anyway I have a surprise for all my faithful readers but you'll find out at end of the story!