Hey fooooooooooooooolks! So I just saw your reviews and came to realize how many stupid mistakes I make in the recent chapters. And for that, I seek your humble apologies if I have offended any New Yorkers. Sarreh...
Also, THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH for all your faves and reviews. Because of all that, I motivated myself to keep writing and finding inspiration to continue this fic.
Ah GAWD, did you guys know how many ideas have been popping up and jumbling in my head? And every time I jolt them down they disappear? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKER! Dx DANG IT, WORK WITH ME WORDS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!
But the flipside though, is that my other Fic 'Yesterday's Memories' isn't going anywhere. Not that I'm complaining or anything, just advertising :)
And I am on a LoK marathon. Haven't been catching up lately AND I wrote a Borra short one-shot and am debating if I should put it up or nawt. -A- EH, FUCKERY.
Anyways, ONWARDS TO THE STORY!
Disclaimer: Hetalia is Himaruya Hideyaz-sama's!
The double doors open, revealing a short maiden that is Alice Kirkland, the resident punkish Briton lady and delivery girl plus occasional waitress.
Blonde hair tied into high ponytails with her bangs all messed-up after using her motorcycle helmet held to her side. Black leather jacket that reached by her elbows with ribbons to each side, and stopped by her mid-waist revealing a hanging shirt with a Briton flag design underneath that barely covered her naval, exposing a shiny belly ring. Red plaid skirt stopping by her mid-thighs, with black lace underneath, accompanied by chains on each side giving her a punk-effect and combat boots over fish net stockings that topped her look. As she walked to the counter, she slams the payment on the counter nodding her head at the cashier in acknowledgment. A weird tangible feeling irked her, telling the Briton that something wasn't right.
Her predictions were right – As she spun to the three maidens beside her, the three were either too stupid to notice she was there or were really to focused looking stupid while they stared at Lovina and Sadiq Adnan- Wait, was that Sadiq Adnan?
"Oi, Tino" she called to the blonde Finnish lad behind the counter.
"Yes Alice?" Tino calls all too politely, baby fat face smiling brightly at her.
Alice glared at him, emerald orbs of hers glinted her irritation to his never-ending happiness and childishly cute face that rivaled her boss'. The Finnish lad didn't seem to be affected by her glares though, just smiling politely at the Briton.
"Is that who I think it is?"
"Who?" he asked slightly confused at where she was getting at.
Huffing angrily, Alice leaned over the counter and grabbed his head and directed it to a table by the window where Lovina and Sadiq sat. As she leaned over, Tino's face turned into a shade of red when he 'accidentally' saw her one of a kind B-cup cleavage. But if Alice hears about his, or worst, her boyfriend, Alfred, well…let's just say that our dear little Finnish wouldn't live to see the day ever again.
"Him" her voiced all rough and unlady like growled out.
Narrowing his baby blue eyes at the Turk, Tino immediately recognized him.
"Ah! It's Sadiq Adnan alright! I wondered when he'd show up after I recommended the place to him" he explained to Alice. But Alice was already long gone the moment Tino had confirmed his identity to her, her emerald orbs glinted dangerously as she waltzes her way towards their table attracting a few employees attention, including the three waitresses who finally broke noticed Alice's arrival.
"Oh look, Lady Kirkland's here!" Michelle chirped.
"Yeah- wait, why is she heading towards Lovi and Sadiq?" Bella intrigued.
"Alice…Sadiq…" Madeline muttered under her breath, realization came to her as she quickly dialed her phone, the two girls looked at her curiously. She waited for him to pick up for this event may or may not end well…or worst, lead him to another pitfall of hell.
"Mads? What's up?" Her older brother, Alfred asked from the other line.
"H-Hey Alfred? I think you should get over here right now…" she sweat dropped when Alice was at their table, Sadiq's smile fell at the sight of the Brit while Lovina watched them curiously.
"Huh? Why's that?"
Madeline sighed heavily, "Here's why" then shoved her phone forward.
"SADIQ ADNAN, PREPARE TO DIE YOU COCK BLOCKING GIT!" Alice shouted at the top of her lungs, Sadiq's face immediately paled as she reached over and choked the Turk. Lovina just laughed at the two, holding her stomach from too much laughter.
Lars, Francis and a few more employees peeked curiously, Bella and Michelle running to their table to aide their costumer. Madeline returned her phone to her ear listening to her brother's panicking as he talked breathlessly over the phone.
"DIE YOU OVERPOWERING POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN!" Alice shouted to her face, Lovina miraculously at Sadiq's side prying Alice's hand away still laughing where as Bella and Michelle were trying to pull Alice away.
A few costumers panicked but didn't move, just enjoying the show as they eat? Weird costumers. Aren't they gonna panic that Alice might choke Sadiq until he was out of breath? Eh, a few of them were regulars here and were used to Alice and Lovina's bickering anyways. So might as well enjoy the show and their meal.
"Bet'cha ten bucks Kirkland's gonna wheeze him out before her boyfriend comes!" a costumer betted, Lars face-palmed at such bet.
"Twenty if he comes and stops that from happening" his companion settled.
A few minutes later, Alfred comes bursting from the double doors and successfully parts his girlfriend from killing Sadiq. Lovina's laughter dies down as she rubs his back comfortingly as she asks if he's alright, Sadiq glares at her angrily flipping her head upside. Alfred trying to calm down his girlfriend as he explains the truth to her, Madeline silently watches from her place pushing her glasses back.
"It wasn't Sadiq's fault your first motorcycle was crushed, it was mine!"
"WHAT!" Alice screeched.
The costumers behind Lars exchanges looks before the other paid him.
"EEP! W-W-Well, I-I happen to be fetching Maddie that night a-and we just so happen to have the same car and it was dark! Your car was dark dude!" Alice growled angrily, Alfred gulped silently praying that Alice would forgive him for this "L-Look, I'm sorry babe, I'm really, really, really, REALLY sorry for running over your motorcycle a-and to tell you this now…"
Alice finally calmed down, angrily pulling away from Michelle and Bella's grip and turned from her boyfriend childishly. Bella and Michelle looked at each other then nudged the Brit telling him to forgive him already, but Alice wouldn't budge just crossed her arms to her chest proudly. Alfred looked at Alice expectantly with his sea blue eyes.
"C'mon Alice, forgive the guy already!" Lovina called, pushing Sadiq into a sitting position.
"Yeah girl, c'mon! He's being sincere here!" Sadiq second the motion.
"Yeah!" the costumers butt in, telling the Briton girl to forgive her poor boyfriend.
The Briton girl rolled her eyes in return, thinking poorly and too proudly. She would not stoop to their level; her motorcycle was worth a fortune! A simple sorry was not enough to bring back her $10,000 vintage motorcycle her brothers got for her sweet sixteen. Oh No.
The Brit was too caught up in anger that she failed to notice Alfred approach her resting both hands on her shoulders. Her breath hitched upon his touch and Alfred smiled at this.
"Alice, I'm really, really, really, uber duber and top of the mountain sorry….please forgive me?" he said sincerely, too sincerely.
Sighing, she looked up the American. Yes he broke her super expensive and vintage motorcycle, but think about it, without him she would never have a brand new one! She stared out the window at her motorcycle, what a beauty it was. And it was also vintage! The last one of its kind if the guy didn't offer to replace it.
Fine she was going to forgive him, but verbally was not going to work.
With all her strength, she kicked him there hard. A few male costumers 'oohed' in pain, especially when they heard a crack. Madeline face-palmed herself, not wanting to let her brother see her laughing, Michelle and Bella cracked into laughter.
"Apology accepted" said Alice, smiling mischievously at him before running off to the locker.
"OOH! I felt that one…" Sadiq told Lovina who only rolled her eyes at him good naturedly.
As Alfred followed Alice to the lockers, Michelle and Bella returning to their work, Madeline greeting a costumer, Lars doing the same, Tino paling in fear behind the counter, Francis and Feli back to cooking, Lovina eyed the locker room knowingly. Probably, the two were doing a make-up make-out session in there.
"So when are you going to tell Alice that you were the one who filled Alfie's bag with condoms?"
Sadiq leaned his head to the right, giving her a glare then followed her direction to the locker room.
"Probably when the two gets married, I want to live"
"Good choice" she agreed, sipping down her cola. While Lars cleaned out their table, Sadiq and Lovina were too caught up staring at the moving shadows from the locker room.
"Bet'cha ten bucks Jones is gonna use the back door" said Sadiq, not once leaving his sights from the door.
"We don't have a back door in the locker room" said Lovina coherently.
"Oh, well…bet'cha ten bucks they stay in there for five minutes"
"Twenty if it lasts past that"
"Oh, you're on Lovi- Deal!" the two shook hands and immediately returned to the locker room, resembling policemen watching criminals from their car.
"Hey Bels?"
" Mich?"
"They're scaring me" she told the Belgian as she pointed to the two.
"Oh leave them be Michelle! I think they look cute together, even when they look scary!" Bella said happily, creeping the African girl.
want some PruCan, USUK, Engsey, Spamano short scene? then suggest them as you review!
WARNING: This will last for a few chapters only! BE WAAAAAAAAAARNED!
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