A/n:) Well now, if you guys have been here, reading from the beginning...I thank you ^_^. If you're new, welcome to the Insanity that is Two Dullahans. Now to start, I want to say a few things:

1. If you're new to DRRR (or Fanfiction for that matter) I suggest watching all 25 ep, from beginning to end, to see what inspired the rest of us with their Insanity (As for the manga or light novels or whatever, I still need to read up on it) XDD

2. Happy Late Birthdays to our devious Information Broker Izaya Orihara [May 4], our Sushi discount Russian Semyon (Simon) Brehznev [May 5], our insanely in love with a head student Seiji Yagiri [June 13], our wise-guy former Yellow Scarves leader Masaomi Kida [June 19], the tactical leader of his van crew Kyohei Kadota [September 15], and to our dear (near emotionless) Saika wielder, whose birthday also happens to be on Halloween and the anniversary of this story, Anri Sonohara [October 31] ^_^

3. We have finally reached the point where Shinra meets Eireen! \(^o^)/

4. I am currently in college and looking for a job \(^w^)/ (Never give up on education)

and 5. I urge everyone to, please, create more ideas or mix some other stuff into DRRR other than Shizaya or Celty/Shinra love stories. (I don't mind them at all, there's just too much XDD) Ex. My girlfriend (not revealing her username or real name) is trying to mix zombies, DRRR, and FMA: Brotherhood into one INSANE plot (She doesn't feel confident that it'll be popular enough to get reviews though XDD). So c'mon, new and fresh ideas to keep DRRR alive and exciting ^_^

Ok, now that that's out of the way, on to the story of (not crazy enough) Insanity XDDD.

Disclaimer: ^_^ I do not, I repeat, do not own Durarara in any way, shape or form. This is just a figment of my imagination about another person's figment of imagination.


As the trio had finally made it to Celty and Shinra's apartment. Eireen had quickly bumped past Shizuo with a bit of an attitude during his question, but politely slipped past Celty with no confrontation. Without Shizuo noticing, Eireen turned her shadowed shoes into slippers while she walked. In less than 10 seconds, she found Shinra, fast asleep, and yelled at the top of her lungs, "YO HUMAN! WAAAAAKE...UUUUP!" While Shizuo changed into the guest slippers, Celty had thrown her helmet towards the living room couch and scooched over a bit to Eireen's side, attempting to drag her away. Without a second thought to awaken the underground doctor, Eireen whistled...loudly into his ears, making Shizuo cover his own and Celty wishing she could plug up her smoke's sense of hearing. The underground doctor was hopelessly asleep, prompting the white-haired dullahan to slap the hell out of him, but she had another idea, one that she was hoping not to use at all...especially with a mortal. With her right eyebrow twitching a little in anger, she bent down to Shinra's level on her knees. Shizuo made his way over to the entrance of Celty's personal space, interested with what Eireen's going to do, and leaned against the door frame with his arms crossed. Celty pulled out her PDA *pitpatclick*

"What the hell is wrong with you? You almost made my ears bleed, and I don't have any."

Eireen's eyes squinted and focused entirely on Shinra, "I swear, I'm going to wake this human, even if this means going against everything that I believe in." Confused, Celty was about to ask what she meant by that, until Eireen did something that Celty had dreamed to do for years. She grabbed Shinra's head from the keyboard and swiftly kissed him on the mouth...Shizuo's eyes would've revealed his shock if it hadn't been for his sunglasses, otherwise, he showed nothing on his face. Celty fell down to her knees, not knowing whether to feel angry or sad that another headless woman had kissed Shinra. The underground doctor's right eye opened...slowly. His vision blurred, he thought he was having a dream about Celty. It wasn't until he saw Eireen's head that both his eyes jerked opened wide.

"Gyaaagggh! Huh?! Wh-who are you?! Celty?! Shizuo?! What's going on?!"

At the same time that Shinra pulled away, Eireen started to spit and gag as soon as she tasted Shinra's morning breath, since he hadn't brushed his teeth at all, and tried to wipe the forming tears from her face. The poor dullahan backed herself up to the wall next to Shizuo, who was starting to get bored, but didn't mind a little entertainment while he waited for his treatment. Besides, it would be fun to see Shinra get taken down by some other girl instead of Celty for a change. Since Celty was too shocked to even move at all, and Eireen's too busy puking a little in her mouth, he decided to tell Shinra what was happening, "Well, your girlfriend's traumatized for the rest of her unnatural life by what happened between you and that chick there, and I need you to stitch me up pronto, got it?" Shinra nodded, unsure by what he meant, though knowing all too well that Shizuo hates repeating himself. The blonde bartender looked over at Eireen, who was still sickened by what she had just experienced.

"My...God! Don't you ever brush your teeth or use mouthwash?! Or are you too stupid of an insect to remember what personal hygiene is?!"

At that moment, Shizuo started to chuckle at the girl's last remark. Celty saw her newly found companion struggling to keep the rage inside her at a minimum. She, herself, was also restraining from bashing the newcomer's brains in, especially after insulting her beloved. With the short amount of time that Celty has met her, she figured Eireen's temper rivaled that of Shizuo's, maybe even more, but at least she has more restraint than him. The white-haired dullahan looked back at Shizuo for a second and scowled, thinking that he's making fun of her. Celty quickly left the room, wanting to scream out at the world, and opened the glass door to the balcony, the summer breeze picking up a bit with each second that the sun rose higher...The underground doctor, still groggy, blinked a couple of times to wipe the foggy look from his eyes, the white scarf around Eireen's neck making his vision seem more brighter and foggier. Eireen stood up from Shinra's side and gagged as she made her way past Shizuo, but not without stepping on Shizuo's big toe.

"Grrrrrrraaaaggghhh...Hey, watch where you're going dammit!"

Still unsure of who the mystery girl was, Shinra started to giggle a little, seeing Shizuo get embarrassed by someone shorter than him. "Yeah? Well, watch where your feet are...idiot..." If Celty hadn't been in a conflicted mood, she would have had Eireen apologize, but deep down inside, she kind of wanted Shizuo to pummel her new 'friend'. With a growl, the short-tempered superhuman grabbed Eireen by the scarf, catching her attention. Her cold stare shrank into slits, making her face similar to a snake. She caught a glimpse of Shizuo's eyes through his sunglasses, which weren't particularly joyful either... and it only seemed to get her blood pressure going thought the roof.

"Let...go...of...my...scarf..."

"Why? You planning to go skiing with Santa Claus and his little reindeer?"

Shinra looked back and forth between the two, wondering what was going on. Seconds felt like minutes, and minutes felt like hours. Finally, Eireen whirled her hair down in front of Shizuo's face, making him splurt out the white hair from his mouth. Within seconds, she bent over and grabbed Shizuo by the legs, making him fall backwards. But not before Shizuo could manage to catch Eireen by the wrist, dragging her down with him. Probably half the entire apartment thought that Shinra was 'roughing' it with a date, the train wreck caused by the short-tempered youths. Their situation also didn't help with the fact that Eireen was now on top Shizuo in a VERY suggestive position. Shizuo was the first to try to get up. Eireen, however, couldn't move, feeling intoxicated by the bartender's cologne. Shinra could do nothing except watch, blushing a little at the sight of them. Celty, refreshed by the morning air, decided she had enough time to calm down, returning to check up on the hardheaded adults. The minute she stepped into the clear view of the two, Celty started to have her own dirty thoughts about herself and Shinra. Still tired, Shinra noticed movement coming from Celty, and figured he had enough excitement for one day as he yawned his way over to his room.

"Hey, Celty, I'm going to bed, would you mind telling me what happened after I wake up."

Before the dullahan could even nod, a loud roar was heard from her personal space, "HEEEEEEEYYYY! You're not leavin' until you fix up my leg, got it?!" In the next second, Shizuo was behind the tired doctor, breathing down his neck in a bull-like form. Shinra flailing his arms around in terror didn't help to make this issue any better. The fake blonde grabbed the terror-striken doctor by the collar before he could make a quick getaway. Tears streamed down Shinra's face faster than a water faucet, his voice going back and forth from high-pitched to croaking.

"Ahh, I'm, sthorry, Ieeeee'm sthorry, I ferrgooohhht, I'll fix iiiiit up right awaaaaay! Shelty, get my bag pleeeease!"

Eireen still on the floor, laid down and faced the ceiling, ignoring the others while she remembered her mission.

'In less than a few hours, I've met another dullahan, a human who's angrier than me, and did something I vowed to never do for the past 300 years. This city has secrets that I intend to solve, and that conniving human still needs to hold up his end of the bargain. Since he's given his coat to her, this means either his position's been compromised or what I'm looking for is close by.'

While the scarfed dullahan spaced out, Shinra was in the middle of putting rubbing alcohol on Shizuo's leg. Though the pain stinged a little, Shizuo figured it was better to be stabbed than being shot by Horada a few months ago. Celty helped out with the gauze while Shinra tied it around the bartender's leg. Shizuo took off his sunglasses and stared at Eireen, wondering whether she heard rumors about his strength. The bleeding from his leg slowed down more once the good doctor of the apartment and his headless assistant applied the finishing touches to his injuries.

"Aaaaand done. Now that I'm done here, can I pleeeease go back to sleep? Shizuo? Are you even listening to me?"

*pitpatclick* Shinra didn't even have to look at Celty's phone to understand. He stood up from kneeling down to check on his patient, nodded at the love of his life without looking, and yawned all the way to his room, almost in a dream state. Once that happened, all Celty could do was check her spelling and trying to figure out how he knew what she said.

"Shinra, I think it's best if you leave now, I'll take of the rest."

Celty went straight to the kitchen not even paying attention to her motionless friends. Life couldn't possibly get any weirder than this, but then again, her life is anything but normal. She saw the bowl Shinra had used to eat chicken soup on the counter, and placed it in the sink to wash for later. The headless dullahan decided to make the same dish and some rice if they wanted any. Her pale fingers searched for ingredients to make the meal for her guests. Even though she can't taste anything that she cooks, Shinra considers her in high regard for her kitchen skills. Eireen was the first to smell the rice, her eyes closing from its sweet aroma, while Shizuo smelled the soup, smiling at his coincidence of an empty stomach. Both parties stood up and sat down in front of each other at the counter. Though their eyes locked on in sudden anger and annoyance, Celty came in bearing plates and two bowls, serving their meal. It was when Celty typed on her PDA that they both focused on the chef. *pitpatclick*

"There is no such thing as enemies when food brings peace and harmony."

The puff of black smoke coming from Celty's neck seeped out slowly in a snake-like pattern. Though Shizuo immediately went back to glaring with a growl, Eireen's eyes on the other hand closed with a vein popping from her cheek, feeling obligated to respect her host's wish, "Fine, but you'll have to answer all of my questions like we agreed." It completely slipped past the headless woman about her deal. The meal went on for quite a while, with Shizuo was blissfully eating in ignorance, until he noticed the remote to the tv was on the counter. Both women saw him pointing at it, and the Headless Rider gave the thumbs up. Shizuo unraveled his bow tie from his bartender suit, hoping to relax a bit if he watched a bit of the weather forecast. Instead, he saw the charred ruins of Izaya's apartment from a helicopter view. The sirens blared loudly on the tv screen, prompting Shinra to come back out next to Celty's side.

"Celty? What's going on now? Did something happen?"

Before Celty even explained, Shizuo started to laugh. "Heh, it's about time he got a taste of his own medicine," he said, punching his right hand with his left," but I gotta see this for myself!" The bartender dropped the remote on the counter and ran out without a word, leaving the couple speechless. This was not news to Eireen, but she figured she might need to investigate this even further.

'Damn, so they found out about him after all, I'll need to speed things up and find that human if I'm to complete this mission at all.'

The white-haired dullahan's ambitions got the best of her better judgement, making her stand up and bow to Celty for her meal and hospitality before she ran off. All that was left at the door was Eireen's white hair and scarf before they too disappeared. A couple of minutes went by until Celty found the remote and turned off the television. Shinra started to yawn again, stretching out his arms, though he could hear the sound of the PDA's buttons being pressed. Before Celty even finished, Shinra backed the PDA down with his right hand and gently caressed her neck with the other.

"Go, I don't need to see your message to know that you're going too, I'm going back to bed and talk to you later, ok?"

Celty hugged him, knowing that she could trust him. She grabbed her helmet and ran out the door in a similar fashion to both Eireen and Shizuo, leaving Shinra all alone in the apartment once again. The doctor continued to yawn until he heard the echoes of footsteps fade away in the hall. His face turned serious and he proceeded to turn the television back to the news. The light on the television screen glinted brightly, like a reflection. The charred ruins still playing on the screen. The underground doctor had enough, and turned it off. Looking at the time, it was close to 3:10 pm. He pulled out his cellphone from his coat and searched for a number he rarely ever calls. A few rings went by until Shinra heard the click that someone is answering.

"Things have gotten a little out of hand, so now my hand is forced into taking part. I hope for your sake that Celty finds you first before I do, because right now...the monster wants to kill Dr. Frankenstein."


Happy Halloween! Happy Anniversary! Happy Birthday! I've been wanting to scream this out loud for a long time ^W^ I've had time to think about what my life is going to turn out, and I'm a little amazed at how far I've grown from my childhood to near-adulthood O_O. It's scary at first, but as a faithful servant/master of Insanity, I'm sure to overcome this obstacle and many others. Now, I don't mean to be the kind of person most people hate where a whimpering beggar asks for you to read and review, but...I'm curious, especially on Halloween, on what you guys think of this chapter and story so far. Ohh, before I forget, when I said Happy Anniversary, today's actually the day I first started to write this story. The birthday part (which you guys have already read) is for Anri Sonohara (the weilder of the psychotically-in-love-with-humanity, demon blade, Saika) And now, if you've read from the first chapter to this one, I bet you have questions:

Why does Eireen need to find Izaya? How did she meet him in the first place? What is she looking for in Ikebukuro?

Who wants to kill Izaya? What 'plan' does Kyohei (Dotachin) have that Saburo hopes will work?

What purpose does revealing Simon's connection to Shinra and Izaya's fathers have to do with Ikebukuro? or possibly the world, for that matter?

What else lies in wait besides Celty's head? Who was Shinra speaking to on the phone?

What kind of information spooked Kyohei into speaking with Izaya against his better judgement?

What message does Namie need to retrieve from Simon for Izaya?

These are all good questions, and there are probably more that I haven't stated. Even though I hardly get a chance to return to Fanfiction, I get a sense of relief that it's right here waiting for me to read, review, and update. Though I promised myself I would never ask of this in the world of Fanfiction, please read and review ^W^ And my costume for Halloween is Death himself, the Grim Reaper, it may have been done too many times, but if I have the right attitude, motion, presence and accuracy of how I act, people might actually think I'm Death (and I'm sorry to say and laugh at this, especially little kids and old people XDD) Until then, may Insanity take control of our...actually, you know what, Insanity has already taken control of our lives today/tonight ^W^. Instead, I'll say this...may Insanity take control of our souls tonight and HAPPY HALLOWEEN! XDD