Nega man, Bowser (dedede was busy eating hot wings) and the 6 monsters appeared at Nintendo city. "Look, all I need you all to do is kill 4 mascot's!" Nega man stated.
"Named them and I will killed them faster than negative reviews on Crash of the titans!" Asylus stated.
"Wait, you talk? Never mind just kill The blue hedgehog and robots, yellow tennis ball and the red plumber!" Nega man stated.
"So how's going first?" the blue Kirby asked. "You gumball!" the red Kirby shouted and he whacked blue Kirby.
"Great! now let's give them a warm welcome!" Bowser said evilly.
"Hold it! who is she?" Blue Kirby asked as he pointed at Wii fit trainer.
"I don't know, wait you like her?" Green Kirby asked.
"Quiet! Let's just kill her than go after the blue astro boy!" Asylus said.
"Sounds like a plan! And I hope that Meatball Mario shows up! I have unfinished business with him!" Red Kirby shouted.
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Sonic gave up, he couldn't carry 100 pounds worth of clothes anymore. Wii fit just signed as Pac-man laughed...until a car came topping over a random 6 year old.
"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAA!" Sonic screamed.
Wii fit managed to rescue the boy before he got sent on a one way trip to hell.
Wii fit looked and saw Nega man along with Asylus and Dark.
"Another knock off again?!" Sonic asked angrily. "Is that copy bot?" Mega man asked.
"Nope, the name's Nega man!" Nega man replied. "And i'm not that green idiot with that princess crown!" Dark replied.
"At least the green idiot was more original!" Sonic replied with a smirk.
"Well I don't care who's original and who's a knock-off what I want to know who are you and why are you here!" Wii fit asked angrily.
"Simply, I know the super smash brothers back story and how it was made by Mashiro Sakurai! And I also know about the 4 icons!" Nega man stated as he pointed at you know who.
"Hey where's the blue boy?" Bowser asked.
"NOT HERE AND I PROMISE YOU I WON'T LET ANY OF YOU HURT HIM!" Wii fit shouted in rage.
"Will just have to test that! but in the meantime, you got 4 problem's to deal with!" Nega man stated as he snapped his fingers.
4 shadow like figures appeared, each with a different color of menacing stares.
Wii fit, Sonic and Pac-man all got into fighting stances, preparing for the worst. Than the Kirby bros showed up.
Wii fit, Sonic and Pac-man all began to laugh as the Kirby bros looked at each other in annoyance. Green Kirby pulled out a random bomb and threw it at them, blowing them all up.
"Well I guess the small ones really do pack a punch." Wii fit said before she began shaking the dust off of her.
Than a green pipe appeared as Mario jumped out of the pipe.
"Hey-a-guys! Did-I-a miss anything?" "More than you think fatty!"
Mario instantly knew that voice as he turned to red Kirby.
"Well Well Well long time no getting a55 kicked eh red Kirby?" Mario asked. "IT WILL BE YOU THIS TIME THAT WILL GET YOUR A55 KICKED JERFACE!" Red Kirby shouted angrily.
"Sure what ever just meet us on Yoshi's island!" Green Kirby shouted as him and blue and yellow Kirby dashed off.
"Your finished now Plumber!" Red Kirby shouted as he dashed off.
"(Growls) AFTER I KILL THEM I'M GOING RIPPED THEM INTO PIECES!" Wii fit shouted angrily as she dashed off after the Kirby bros.
Mario and Pac-man just stared at each other as Sonic smirked. "Yeah I forgot to mention she can get like that at times!" Sonic said as he dashed off.
"And I-a-think Sonic also forgot to mention he has some feelings for her if you know what I mean!" Mario stated.
Pac-man just face palmed himself as he said to himself. "I'm stuck with a bunch of maniac's and losers!"
