Thanks again to everyone who has reviewed, because reviews really are love. I tired to upload this one a big quicker and it's even longer than the other ones so yay! Also, I know I've said this on my homepage, but these characters and scenes (except Liam and Caleb, obviously) aren't mine, and neither are the Weasly products I mention (and probably misspell). JK Rowling owns all and I make no profit.

Hope it's not shit, but let me know what you think. :)


Chapter 7: Waking with Caleb and Waking with Liam

Caleb Lark did look a little surprised when Fred and George turned up at his door at 10 in the morning only a few days after he'd been at their house.

"Morning!" George greeted in a voice that was equal parts loud and cheerful. "May we come in?"

Fred winced a little when George immediately marched inside, without waiting for a welcome, and sighed, "Sorry about that, Cal."

Caleb gave a soft smile in return, especially as he noticed Fred knew exactly which twin he was, which was more than most people. Then again, he could tell that Fred was Fred and not George.

"No worries, I have my own idiot brother, remember? You can come in too, Fred."

The two walked through to find George sitting calmly at what appeared to be the dining room table across from a young girl with dark hair that looked to be about as untameable as Harry's was. Fred guessed her to be about thirteen.

As George had apparently made no effort in conversation other than to closely examine the girl, Caleb gave introductions.

"Fred, George, meet our cousin Annabellia. Annabellia, meet Fred and George."

The little girl huffed, sounding much older than she looked and stated "For the millionth time, I want to be called Anna, just Anna. An-na-bell-ee-ah sounds stupid." in a voice that sounded a lot like Hermione to the Weasley twins.

Fred smiled, "Well, in that case, it's nice to meet you, Anna, just Anna."

Anna gave a broad smile in return, before looking quizzically at the two, "Weren't you in the paper yesterday?"

Fred scowled a little, "We might have been, but I'm not sure. We don't read it much anymore."

Caleb chuckled and then stage-whispered to Anna, "We'd be much better famous-people than them. They don't like being famous! Can you imagine that?"

This simple exchange caused everyone to smile, before Caleb noticed George's eyes shifting around and smirked.

"He's still asleep," Caleb said, pointing towards Liam's room.

George grinned and pressed his wand to his arm, quickly letting Fred know what he was planning to do.

Caleb had no idea why Fred's eyes suddenly widened and his cheeks became red, but when Fred asked if he and Anna had plans to go out, he was distracted enough to forget the random and sudden change in expression.

"We had planned to go to Diagon Alley, actually," Anna said in a loud, clear voice, "Harry Potter was there only a few days ago! I've wanted his autograph for ages! Ever since Liam bought me the poster for my 12th birthday."

Caleb chuckled. "'For ages?'", he repeated, "that birthday was only three weeks ago." Then he turned to Fred and George, saying; "We were just about to leave when you arrived. You're welcome to join us."

"I'd love to," Fred told him, before turning to Annabellia, "if that's alright with Anna, of course."

The young girl nodded quickly, smiling and Fred stood up from his chair. "I wouldn't want to hold you up, then. Shall we?"

As he said the last two words, he bowed slightly, offering his hand to Anna dramatically, causing a giggle as she took him arm and waltzed towards the door.

"I take it you're going to stay here?" Caleb questioned George.

"Oh, definitely. Is your brother violent when he's woken?"

Caleb shook his head, "Not as far as I remember."

George winked and smirked, before kicking his shoes off, shaking his coat off onto a dining chair and slinking down the hallway.

He saw the others head towards the door and then he heard Anna ask curiously, "Caleb? Why did George take his shoes off to go wake Liam? And why can't he just let Liam sleep like I always have to?"

George chuckled to himself, and wondered briefly how the other two were going to answer that before he reached Liam's door and all other thoughts left his mind.


"Errr…."

"George didn't want to dirty the carpet with his big, ugly feet, and he and Liam have to do something and he doesn't want to be late," Fred told Anna, saving Caleb from answering something he had, in all honesty, no idea how to answer.

"Ahh," Anna said, nodding, seemingly happy with Fred's response, and Caleb cast him a grateful smile.

Fred smiled softly in return, trying not to let his face show how much he was growing to like the other man's smiles. To save himself he turned back to Annabellia, and asked her if she was ok to side-along apparate.

"Uh huh, Liam and Caleb do it with me all the time."

"Diagon Alley?" Fred checked again, and when Caleb nodded, Fred grabbed their arms and apparated straight to the designated point in the Alley. From there, the three of them began walking, following Anna's lead as she ran from side to side, gazing in shop windows. Fred talked while they walked.

"So, Anna, how long are you staying with your cousins for?"

"Two nights, but last night was the second, so Mummy's coming to pick me up this afternoon," Anna replied, obviously a little saddened at having to leave.

Caleb saw it too, and he reached over to ruffle her hair a little. "You'll be back next month, hon. Besides, surely you need some time away from Liam."

This got Anna smiling again, and Fred took the chance to ask her how she liked staying with them.

"It's good," Anna said with a small nod, and then she grinned. "They give me chocolates."

"Buuutttt we don't tell Mummy and Daddy about that, right?" Caleb said, smiling sweetly at his cousin.

"Right!" she replied with a nod.

"You know, Anna" Caleb said as they neared the opposite end of Diagon Alley, "If a certain little girl asked really nicely, then just maybe a certain red-headed man might just give you a personal tour of his own shop." Here he cast a funny looking at Fred, to whom it looked something like a cross between a shy smile and something that said he wasn't sure if Fred would be ok with what he was asking.

"You have a shop here?" Anna said, her face crinkled up with confusion.

"Uh huh," nodded Fred, then he pointed. "That one."

Anna gasped. "No way! Show me! Show me! Pleaseeeeee!"

Fred smiled, "Sure thing, Anna. Come this way."

Caleb smiled in gratitude and Fred smiled back, without realising they'd both stopped walking just to smile at each other. Anna noticed though.

"What'd you stop walking for? Are you just standing there smiling… that's silly. You can walk and smile. Come on! It's always really busy in there! Can I have a tour please, Mr Fred?"

Fred blushed at what he'd done accidentally, and then turned to Anna and nodded ,"No 'Mr', Anna. Just Fred. Well, Fred the tour guide at the moment."

The three entered the shop and Fred waved to Lee at the back, who responded likewise with a smile, but then went back to his client.

Fred spent the next twenty-five minutes showing an enthusiastic Anna and an almost as enthusiastic Caleb around the shop, before telling her that she could pick anything she wanted and have it for free. Caleb tried to protest, but Fred just smiled and waved him away with his hand.

While the cousins looked around, Fred hurried over to Lee and had a chat.

"Soooo, Fred, my man, who's that?" Lee asked, wiggling his eyebrows.

"That's Caleb. He's… not my anything, so don't wag your eyebrows like that."

Lee just laughed, "Ah Fred, paused to long after 'he's'. It's obvious you want him."

Fred sighed. "Not that easy… He's… We're… Ok, I'll tell you. Remember what I said the other day about George's new conquest, Liam? He's the identical twin brother." Fred said with a point at Caleb.

Lee's face split into a wide grin as he tried to control his laughter and then failed miserably, cracking up and doubling over with mirth.

"Gee, thanks, Lee," Fred smiled sarcastically, "You're such a great friend."

Lee composed himself a bit better than he had a few days earlier, just in time too, as Caleb and Anna came up, both with arms full of toys, pranks and lollies.

Fred couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at Caleb's full arms, and the dark-haired wizard smiled a little, "Don't laugh, they're all hers."

Lee smiled and introduced himself, before helping to plonk everything down on the counter. Just when he got out bags and started to pack, Anna gasped.

"Oh no! I forgot to get a Pygmy Puff!"

Here she bound up and ran across, and up the stairs. Caleb stepped forward, but Fred put a hand on his arm and smiled.

"I've got her," he said, "You relax for a minute."

Fred hurried off after Anna, and Caleb turned back to Lee, a bit startled to see Lee grinning at him in a kind of wolfish fashion.

"Err… yes?" He asked, trying to be polite.

Lee grinned and looked around, checking Fred couldn't see, before he pulled Caleb behind the counter and the curtains, announcing with a grin-

"ANNDDD these are our products, a bit more suited for your age group. Sneak any of it out, it's all on me. Well, it's on Fred, but I have a funny feeling he won't mind. Especially since my other funny feeling tells me he might just get something out of it too."

Lee laughed at his own joke before hurried out, leaving a shocked Caleb to stare at an incredible array of 'leisure' products. He'd never seen so much lubricant in one place in his entire life.


Caleb didn't yet know that just after he'd left his house, George had shucked off his top and socks, entered his brother's room in just a pair of jeans as quietly as possible.

He stopped only for a second to think about how lucky it was that Liam slept almost naked.


Liam was furiously annoyed to have woken out of such a fantastic dream, but pretty immediately he realised that it wasn't a dream at all. The shivers through his body, the muscles clenching and unclenching, the warmth surrounding him down there. All of it was real.

He immediately knew it was George. There was just something distinctive about his smell and feel, and the way he did that.

Liam let out a low moan and flung his head back, hips unconsciously bucking up.

Suddenly, the warmth and moisture around his favourite appendage disappeared and Liam did his best to blink his eyes open.

He heard, "And now he wakes." And then George was in his face, giving him a quick kiss on the lips before vanishing again.

Then the feeling was back and Liam's hands clamped around strands of George's head, pushing down to try and get more pressure.

George chuckled and then moaned, the vibrations running straight through Liam's entire body.

Liam had, admittedly, been woken up this way once before. But blow jobs were an art, and that was nothing compared to this. George was a master and Liam knew that this wasn't lasting much longer.

"George… I…." he managed to groan out between breathless gasps and moans.

George didn't respond verbally, instead increasing pressure and speed, using his tongue to press where it really should be illegal to press.

Then Liam was coming. He lay still, completely and utterly spent, and then a grinning George popped up next to him, giving him another lazy kiss on the mouth before lying down beside him.

Liam knew he should've returned the favour, but he honestly didn't think he could move.

"I think you broke me." He managed to gasp out.

George just grinned wider and uttered a single question before pressing light kisses to every bare piece of skin there was on offer.

"Well then I'll have to fix you won't I?"