Cyclonia

Disclaimer: I do not own Storm Hawks, or any original characters except for Shadow and Griffey.

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Talons moved about in their usual pace, carrying something or dragging something heavy. The Dark Ace would always move faster, gliding past the slow moving hoards of dispensable soldiers. He was stronger, quicker, and more superior. And, as Cyclonis would have it, emotionless. His face never twitched. He never laughed unless there was bloodshed. His eyes reminded everyone of those of a robot. He just always looked angry.

The Dark Ace strode into the royal chamber, not even letting his eyes flick in the direction of the glares he received from the Talons opening the door. After it slammed, only one talon could hear their voices. And he was horribly shaken by them.

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Shadow paced. Then stopped. Then kept pacing. She'd been doing this for been doing this for over an hour. Ashlynn peeked over the top of her magazine again. That girl gave her a serious case of the creeps.

"I'VE GOT IT!" Jim suddenly shouted, running into the room carrying a rather large, and painful looking, syringe that contained an extremely nasty looking chemical. Shadow screamed and dove under the couch, pissing off a very irritated Ashlynn. Rondana dragged Griffey out of the fridge and sighed.

"Please? Can you just test it?" Jim begged.

"If you so much as poke me, I'll sick Griffey on you!" Shadow threatened, brandishing a dust bunny like a sword. Jim glanced at Griffey, who broke wind and fell asleep.

"Shadow?"

"What?!"

"Get out from underneath the couch" Rondana ordered. Shadow didn't budge.

"Jim, put the freaking needle away"

Jim looked like a wounded puppy as he trudged away. Shadow crawled out from under the couch, still clutching to her dust bunny for dear life.

"Gotcha!" Jim whirled around, needle still in hand. In a desperate attempt to fend him off, chucked the dust bunny at his face. Instead of the desired effect of knocking him backwards, it instead floated gently onto his forehead and, from there, disintegrated. Shadow's shoulders slumped.

"Aw crap…"

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"Are they gone?"

"Beans, beans-"

"Yes"

"You sure?'

"-They're good for your heart"

"Yes, I'm sure-"

"The more you eat, the more you-"

"LEE!"

Trayos chuckled. Lee had been singing odd songs, Dawne was extremely paranoid, and Kai was trying to restrain all the insanity. So far, it wasn't working.

"Home on the range! Where the-"

Dawne punched him in the face.

"We should-"

"Some-WHERE over the rain-BOW!"

"SHUT UP!"

Dawne shoved a spoon (where'd that come from?) down Lee's throat and the strange tunes stopped. Lee choked and coughed dramatically.

"Do continue" Dawne said, a little too sweetly. Lee turned blue.

"Uh… Sure…" Trayos muttered as Lee fell off his chair.

"Shouldn't we be a little worried?" Kai asked. Dawne shrugged.

"Nah, Lee's fine. If he stops breathing, then we're in trouble" She said thoughtfully. Lee coughed and the spoon flew into the air and bounced off his head.

"No, about that other girl" Kai said as Lee and Trayos began an 'epic' battle with the spoon and a Spork.

"Shadow?" Dawne lowered her voice to a whisper. "Just tell the other two she's coming back"

"Why?"

"Trayos will have a heart attack. Lee will tell him even if we don't and he'll still have a heart attack" Dawne explained. Kai stared blankly at her until a Spork whizzed by his nose and lodged itself into the wall.

"Whoops…" Trayos said sheepishly. Lee fell over laughing

"Hey, where is Shadow?" Trayos asked. Dawne opened her mouth to lie, but an odd, almost evil sounding, giggle, resounded from behind her. They all spun around to found a scantily clad Talon girl with two lavender pigtails laughing at them.

"You guys are such retards" Celine laughed. Trayos wanted to throw something at her.

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Feel free to shoot me now! I know it sucks and I haven't updated in years(feels like it...)I just never got around to typing it. Sorry…

Celine is a character I created, and if you read OCA, She's a slut. TADAAAAAAAAA!

(wtf?)