I updated early! (Yeah) Now I'm gonna post this chapter up tonight because finals are coming up and if we can get to 10 reviews I will post a new chapter ASAP.
Alright, that's enough of me… comment time!
Ariaprincess- Whew so glad you liked it! ^ . ^ *Huggles*
ThatCrazyItalian- Dude, I can't even, I learned about him in my Junior or Senior year of high school and for once was happy to be Russian.
Alright! Remember 10! Of course I don't want to be a douche so if by then we don't hae that many and finals are over I'll upload anyways!
I just like to know that since I already have a bunch of stuff going on that my work doesn't go to waste and can continue to be improved on.
45) Don't swear in Australia.
Surprise, surprise, huh?
46) There is no such thing as 'fashionably' late unless of course you are American.
Kay guys, hands up! Who do you think was late for the Allied Forces meeting? If you guessed America then you are right (Maybe it's the goddamn traffic laws or the fact that traffic laws can be completely disregarded and therefore cause accidents left and right)….but in this case he was….
"..Fashionably late!"
Not even the French man could understand this.
"So all this time you've been modeling?"
47) BYOB.
When we think of 'strict drinking policies' the Norwegians aren't the first people we look to, but nah man, over there BYOB is a big mofo deal. Where in America we can just bring a six pack and all is good, we'd prefer you not to drink our Budweiser's but hey, whateves, however to the Scandinavian, lignin berry, IKEA fans of the north, drinking someone's else's booze kills the mood like playing classical music at a rave.
48) Don't order cappuccinos in Italian restaurants.
I can't really post anything here….I mean just like….
Why the fuck would you put them on the menu in the first place?
49) Don't clink glasses when toasting in Hungary.
"Cheers!"
"Kanpai!"
"Gan bay!"
"Cin cin!"
"Sante!"
"Kolkolkolkol…."
"I'M AWESOME!"
Yes drinking with the countries could be most amusing indeed, however of course, customary traditions can easily break lively atmospheres such as this one if you happen to touch your beverage with a Hungarian's while celebrating.
And when this anomaly occurred between Gil and Liz the whole room seemed to quiet as she whispered….
"My god, you've killed us all…."
And they were never seen again….
Haha, JK no one really knows why it's so important to her and according to Prussia, no one gives a fuck.
50) Hitler vs. Stalin.
There comes a point in every countries life(?) where someone will try to blackmail them with their past mistakes, unless you're the Baltic's and then nobody really cares (I mean, your internet sucks anyway so how would I be able to look it up?)
Germany is the most notorious target here when it comes to his angry, mustached villain with a strange passion for art.
And when the pressure gets to him there is only one other culprit to heckle.
As he reaches a gloved hand across the rounded table he points to the ever smiling Russian and yells, "Are ve just going to overlook Stalin?!"
It's 2015, we're more obsessed with shirtless Putin, silly Germany.
51) Elizaveta is not Lara Croft.
But if she was, I think I would bust a metaphorical nut.
52) We will not leave America to writing 'Crack fics.'
Two bottles of whiskey and a lot of episodes of Scandal later and the next chapter of: Feelings: A Switzerland x Cuba Love Story. Was posted.
Needless to say the morning after he received several threatening phone calls and a 'friendly' reminder from Cuba that this was why he wasn't allowed over to his home.
53) Ukraine is not a 'cougar.'
I mean…..she kind of is, isn't she? That's cool, I hear Canada has a thing for MILF'S.
54) The nations don't communicate through facebook.
They tried it once, Romano and Switz refused everyone's friend requests, Russia's main interests were pipes, death, vodka. China and the rest of the elder countries had no idea how to use it, and Norway deemed it 'too mainstream.'
55)…They do however use Tinder.
How else are they supposed to gain followers for their twitter accounts?
