The moon was at its height and Coop, Kiva and Jamie had descended out from MEGAS to attack Pinkie Pie bare handed. Well, I say bare handed, but that's not entirely accurate. Pinkie pie was tied to a high branch, you see, dangling like a piƱata and surrounding her were Coop, Jamie and Kiva all with weapons in hand. Coop held a steel pipe in his arm, and smiled murderously as he glared at Pinkie Pie's helpless and shaking form. Jamie held a baseball bat, and looked ready to swing at her with full force. Kiva, rather than a club like weapon had brass knuckles equipped and soullessly looked Pinkie Pie in the eyes. Pinkie Pie was trying to scream, but her horse mouth was muzzled shut.

Jamie was the first to attack. "I've been waiting a long time for this, pink shit!" He swung the baseball bat with titanic might, slamming Pinkie Pie in the gut causing her to cough up fluids as she was sent hurdling into the trunk of the tree behind her. "This is for having such a shit voice and character!" Jamie screamed as he swung the baseball bat again, cracking it hard against her skull. Despite the muffle, you could hear her moaning and crying with pain as broken cheek bones forced small drops of blood from her eye.

Kiva jumped in next. "This is for your fucked up, perverted fanbase!" Kiva lunged in, assaulting Pinkie with a flurry of well placed and powerful punches up and down her form. Kiva was stronger than she looked and so each punch sent Pinkie's body shaking and spasming as her ribs and limb bones started to shatter. She knocked some teeth loose as well, but didn't stop there. As Pinkie was trying to fight the pain, Kiva finished off with a savage punch aimed at her eye. This basically popped the organ sending a waterfall of blood down her face. Then, for effect, she slammed her with an aerial spinning kick, sending her directly toward Coop who didn't hesitate to jump on the attack.

Raising the steel pipe above his head, Coops eye's glowed with fury as he brought down the hammer, so to speak. "And this! Is for having! Such a shitty cartoon!" He punctuated each part with another overhead slam of the pipe, each four times as strong as the last. The attacks struck Pinkie at the cap of her skull, and by the end, it was thoroughly shattered. Not only that, but Coop's strikes were powerful enough to crack the tree branch Pinkie Pie was hanging from.

Before she realized, Pinkie Pie had fallen back to the earth, and a split second later, the thick heavy tree branch fell atop her, easily severing her spine, paralyzing her instantly. Coop laughed as he heard the crack. "Ha! Hear that, guys? She can't run! Let's go all out!"

"All right!" Jamie said, rushing over and slamming her at the shoulder area with his bat. "Remember, only hit her top half! She can't feel anything down below anymore!"

"I was gonna remind you, Jamie!" Kiva said, pulling out a knife. "She deserves to feel all of this!" She then stabbed the knife into Pinkie's shoulder blade. "Take this, bitch!" Kiva forced the knife in hard with a well placed axe kick. This nearly forced Pinkie's Arm from her socket as blood spurted out around her.

"YAAAA!" Coop screamed a primal, guttural scream of energy as he stomped Pinkie's skull hard with all his might. Already broken skull shards jostled from the series of impacts. By now, Pinkie Pie was openly weeping and moaning a muffled sobbing sound into her muzzle. That made Coop ready to go all out. "Kiva, Jamie! I'm getting into MEGAS! When I give the signal, throw this bitch up into the air for me!"

Kiva simply nodded, and pulled pinkie pie out from under the tree, and started swinging her in a circular motion for better momentum.

Meanwhile, Coop, now within MEGAS stored up as much power as he could into MEGAS' arm. Once the power was at its peak, he shouted "DO IT!" Kiva tossed Pinkie high into the air with perfect accuracy as she flew right at arm level with MEGAS. Then Coop let loose, brutally forcing Pinkie Pie through the air at a good 200 miles per hour. Blood sprayed out as she was attacked, and Coop had to use his windshield wipeds to catch a glimpse of her as she flew away. In the distance, she slammed into a mountain, dying from the impact.

"So, where to next, Kiva?" Coop asked as Kiva climbed her way into MEGAS with Jamie.

"Actually, Coop." She blinked in surprise. "Nowhere. The last remaining pony is flying at you. Pretty fast, too."

"Oh, the rainbow bitch! About fucking time! I can't wait to let loose on her."

To be Continued:

This chapter is dedicated to my favorite anti-brony on youtube: Lord Tony. In addition to short, humerous anti-brony content, he has even created a documentary dedicated to the failure of the brony "community." People like him make the internet worth having, and I'm glad to be fighting for the same cause he is.