Fairy Tail Pickup Lines
Erza – I heard you're good at algebra.
Jellal – Well yeah…
Erza – Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
Jellal – *faint pink cheeks*
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Lucy – Were you ever a boy scout? Because you've got my heart tied in knots.
Natsu – *sputtering and blushing*
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Gray – Is your name homework?
Lyon – *annoyed* No.
Gray – You sure, because I'm not doing you and I should be.
Lyon – *gaping and starts smirking*
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Gajeel – I'd just like to point out that beautiful has U in it, but quickie has U and I together.
Levy – *flushed*
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Loke – I believe they're called eyebrows because my eyes sure are browsing. *staring intently at Gray*
Gray – *blushing*
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Bacchus – Hey I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Cana – *smirking* Sure.
Gildarts – *up at the bar drinking and plotting against Bacchus*
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Rogue – Let me tie your shoes.
Sting – Okay, why?
Rogue – So you won't be falling for anyone else.
Sting – *eyes wide and shocked*
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Freed – Roses are red.
Laxus – Tomatoes are redder.
Freed and Laxus – I think we all know, that I like you way better.
Mirajane – *touched* Aww.
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Loke – Hello, I'm doing a survey. Can I ask you a couple of questions?
Gray – Go for it.
Loke – What's your name? What's your number? What are you doing this Friday?
Gray – *blushing and avoiding a jealous Lyon*
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Jellal – I think there's something wrong with my phone, could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Erza – *blushing lightly*
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Sting – I bet that you're last name is Jacobs.
Rogue – It's not.
Sting – But you're such a real cracker!
Rogue – *awkwardly pushes him away while blushing*
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Bacchus – Pick a number between 1 and 10.
Cana – 3? *confused*
Bacchus – Sorry, you lost! Now take off all your clothes.
Gildarts – *walks by and suddenly the chair leg to Bacchus' seat is in tiny pieces*
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Laxus – I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordnance Survey.
Mirajane – I do actually.
Laxus – Then can I see it? I need to tell them that I've found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.
Mirajane – *fanning her hot cheeks*
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Freed – Bickslow thinks you're hot. *mentally growling* But if it's any consolation, so do I.
Mirajane – *small smile, light blush*
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Natsu – I can't find Happy! Will you help me look?
Lucy – Yeah sure.
Natsu – Great! I think he went into this secluded, romantic area over here…
Lucy – *hits him over the head playfully* Oh you…
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Lyon – Hi, I just thought I'd come and talk to you before you caught me staring.
Gray – Nearly there Lyon.
Loke – *chuckling at a fuming Lyon*
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Gajeel – Are you Scandinavian?
Levy – Uh, no?
Gajeel – Well you're still the Swedish girl in the room.
Levy – *once again hiding behind her book*
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Cobra – Excuse me, you have something on your face.
Kinana – Really, what?
Cobra – *taking a closer look* I think it's beauty… *tries to rub it off* It's not coming off, it must be eternal. *kisses a blushing Kinana on the cheek*
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Elfman – Can you say Constantinople backwards?
Evergreen – *tries it, fails, and scowls* No.
Elfman – Me neither but I just wanted a reason to hear your pretty voice more. *smiles at a faintly blushing Evergreen*
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Sting – I'm invisible!
Rogue – No you're not.
Sting – Well, can you see me?
Rogue – Yes.
Sting – Then, how about tomorrow night?
Rogue – I should have seen that coming. *hits her forehead*
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Hibiki – One of us is thinking about sex… Okay it's me.
Jenny – Make it both of us.
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Natsu – Bad girl! Naughty girl! Go to my room!
Lucy – *blushing hard*
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Bickslow – Keep it quiet, but I'm completely naked under these clothes.
Gray – Why do I attract you creepy types? *sees a frozen Julian in the corner of the room*
Background Lyon – Ice Make…
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Jellal – There's huge sale going on in my bedroom. Clothes are 100% off!
Erza – *grabbing his hand and dragging him*
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Loke – Even if there was no gravity in Earth Land, I would still fall for you.
Gray – Aww, Loke. *faint blush*
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Recently Unfrozen Julian – If you stood up and looked in the mirror while holding 11 roses, you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world!
Lyon and Loke – *readying magic with an evil yellow glint in their eyes as they see Gray being creeped out*
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Gajeel – Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?
Levy – Ok, sure!
Gajeel – *holds up a mirror*
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Lyon – Was your father an art thief, because you are truly a masterpiece.
Loke – I already used one like that!
Gray – *blushing and grumbling about stupid guys*
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Laxus – Your eyes are like a sunset. They're beautiful, inspiring and it's hard to see them go.
Freed – Your eyes are also like a sunrise. They're beautiful, and give hope to all for the times ahead.
Mirajane – *clutching her heart and blushing*
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Natsu – Erza's making me write an essay on the finer things in life so I won't destroy as much stuff. So I was wondering if I could interview you.
Lucy – *blush*
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Sting – You know, beautiful is my favourite colour.
Rogue – It's not a colour Sting.
Sting – It's the colour of your eyes.
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Jellal – There are 20 angels in this world, 11 are sleeping, 8 are playing, and the last is standing in front of me.
Erza – *blushing*
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Loke – *thrusts a rose in Aries' face* Sorry, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are. *gives his winning smile*
Aries – *blushing brightly*
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Lucy – It's a good thing that I'm wearing gloves today.
Natsu – Why? *clueless*
Lucy – Because otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle. *blows a blushing Natsu a kiss*
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Cobra – I think there's something wrong with my eyes today. I just can't keep them off of you.
Kinana – *kisses his cheek and flushes*
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Sherry – If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert, that still wouldn't equal my feelings for you!
Ren – *shocked out of his cool guy attitude*
