Fairy Tail Pickup Lines

Erza – I heard you're good at algebra.

Jellal – Well yeah…

Erza – Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

Jellal – *faint pink cheeks*

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Lucy – Were you ever a boy scout? Because you've got my heart tied in knots.

Natsu – *sputtering and blushing*

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Gray – Is your name homework?

Lyon – *annoyed* No.

Gray – You sure, because I'm not doing you and I should be.

Lyon – *gaping and starts smirking*

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Gajeel – I'd just like to point out that beautiful has U in it, but quickie has U and I together.

Levy – *flushed*

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Loke – I believe they're called eyebrows because my eyes sure are browsing. *staring intently at Gray*

Gray – *blushing*

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Bacchus – Hey I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Cana – *smirking* Sure.

Gildarts – *up at the bar drinking and plotting against Bacchus*

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Rogue – Let me tie your shoes.

Sting – Okay, why?

Rogue – So you won't be falling for anyone else.

Sting – *eyes wide and shocked*

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Freed – Roses are red.

Laxus – Tomatoes are redder.

Freed and Laxus – I think we all know, that I like you way better.

Mirajane – *touched* Aww.

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Loke – Hello, I'm doing a survey. Can I ask you a couple of questions?

Gray – Go for it.

Loke – What's your name? What's your number? What are you doing this Friday?

Gray – *blushing and avoiding a jealous Lyon*

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Jellal – I think there's something wrong with my phone, could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

Erza – *blushing lightly*

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Sting – I bet that you're last name is Jacobs.

Rogue – It's not.

Sting – But you're such a real cracker!

Rogue – *awkwardly pushes him away while blushing*

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Bacchus – Pick a number between 1 and 10.

Cana – 3? *confused*

Bacchus – Sorry, you lost! Now take off all your clothes.

Gildarts – *walks by and suddenly the chair leg to Bacchus' seat is in tiny pieces*

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Laxus – I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordnance Survey.

Mirajane – I do actually.

Laxus – Then can I see it? I need to tell them that I've found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.

Mirajane – *fanning her hot cheeks*

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Freed – Bickslow thinks you're hot. *mentally growling* But if it's any consolation, so do I.

Mirajane – *small smile, light blush*

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Natsu – I can't find Happy! Will you help me look?

Lucy – Yeah sure.

Natsu – Great! I think he went into this secluded, romantic area over here…

Lucy – *hits him over the head playfully* Oh you…

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Lyon – Hi, I just thought I'd come and talk to you before you caught me staring.

Gray – Nearly there Lyon.

Loke – *chuckling at a fuming Lyon*

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Gajeel – Are you Scandinavian?

Levy – Uh, no?

Gajeel – Well you're still the Swedish girl in the room.

Levy – *once again hiding behind her book*

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Cobra – Excuse me, you have something on your face.

Kinana – Really, what?

Cobra – *taking a closer look* I think it's beauty… *tries to rub it off* It's not coming off, it must be eternal. *kisses a blushing Kinana on the cheek*

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Elfman – Can you say Constantinople backwards?

Evergreen – *tries it, fails, and scowls* No.

Elfman – Me neither but I just wanted a reason to hear your pretty voice more. *smiles at a faintly blushing Evergreen*

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Sting – I'm invisible!

Rogue – No you're not.

Sting – Well, can you see me?

Rogue – Yes.

Sting – Then, how about tomorrow night?

Rogue – I should have seen that coming. *hits her forehead*

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Hibiki – One of us is thinking about sex… Okay it's me.

Jenny – Make it both of us.

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Natsu – Bad girl! Naughty girl! Go to my room!

Lucy – *blushing hard*

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Bickslow – Keep it quiet, but I'm completely naked under these clothes.

Gray – Why do I attract you creepy types? *sees a frozen Julian in the corner of the room*

Background Lyon – Ice Make…

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Jellal – There's huge sale going on in my bedroom. Clothes are 100% off!

Erza – *grabbing his hand and dragging him*

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Loke – Even if there was no gravity in Earth Land, I would still fall for you.

Gray – Aww, Loke. *faint blush*

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Recently Unfrozen Julian – If you stood up and looked in the mirror while holding 11 roses, you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world!

Lyon and Loke – *readying magic with an evil yellow glint in their eyes as they see Gray being creeped out*

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Gajeel – Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?

Levy – Ok, sure!

Gajeel – *holds up a mirror*

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Lyon – Was your father an art thief, because you are truly a masterpiece.

Loke – I already used one like that!

Gray – *blushing and grumbling about stupid guys*

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Laxus – Your eyes are like a sunset. They're beautiful, inspiring and it's hard to see them go.

Freed – Your eyes are also like a sunrise. They're beautiful, and give hope to all for the times ahead.

Mirajane – *clutching her heart and blushing*

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Natsu – Erza's making me write an essay on the finer things in life so I won't destroy as much stuff. So I was wondering if I could interview you.

Lucy – *blush*

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Sting – You know, beautiful is my favourite colour.

Rogue – It's not a colour Sting.

Sting – It's the colour of your eyes.

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Jellal – There are 20 angels in this world, 11 are sleeping, 8 are playing, and the last is standing in front of me.

Erza – *blushing*

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Loke – *thrusts a rose in Aries' face* Sorry, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are. *gives his winning smile*

Aries – *blushing brightly*

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Lucy – It's a good thing that I'm wearing gloves today.

Natsu – Why? *clueless*

Lucy – Because otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle. *blows a blushing Natsu a kiss*

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Cobra – I think there's something wrong with my eyes today. I just can't keep them off of you.

Kinana – *kisses his cheek and flushes*

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Sherry – If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert, that still wouldn't equal my feelings for you!

Ren – *shocked out of his cool guy attitude*