Chapter 5: Their Doing It… Again


Itachi was carrying Sasuke like he used to when they both lived in the village. He felt Sasuke beginning to stir. Then he felt Sasuke move and stiffen. Sasuke had not yet realized who he was with but spoke anyway.

"If we were going to move to a different place you could have woken me up though I don't think moving is a good idea. You think that Naruto and Jiraiya are close to finding your precious hide out? I had thought you had said they would never be able to find their way out of a paper bag even if they were given even the simplest of instructions. Now I demand to be put down, oh, wait let me guess I might trip. I could fly…"

"I dare you to say that again you little pipsqueak!" Jiraiya growled.

"Master! He's only a kid! And you call me immature?"

"Your the little pipsqueak." Sasuke said jumping on to the ground.

"Sasuke." Itachi warned slightly, offering a hand for Sasuke to take.

"Sasuke?!" asked Naruto wriggling and squirming to get out of Nagato's hold.

"Naruto, where are we?" asked Gaara just giving a death glare to the one carrying him, which turned out to be Sasori. Sasuke activated his curse mark. He launched himself at Jiraiya.

"SASUKE!" Naruto called using the power of the Nine Tails to escape and intercept Sasuke from hurting Jiraiya. He was able to stop Sasuke but was attacked himself. Hidan and Deidara separated them. Nagato moved and took Naruto from Hidan. Itachi took Sasuke from Deidara. Naruto struggled back out of Nagato's grip and Sasuke left Itachi. This time they bonked their heads on a mud wall that had been put there by Jiraiya three seconds before they had collided.

"Pervy sage what did you do that for?"

"Well it rather looks like you are trying to kill each other again. I didn't approve of it the last time either Naruto." Ohhh. Nagato thought, thinking back to the fight Naruto and Sasuke had that made Sasuke decide to leave the Leaf Village in the first place.

"Stay out of this you asshole sannin!"

"I am not going to kill Sasuke! Pervy sage! Stay out!"

"Naruto what did you just call Jiraiya?" asked Nagato, sternly.

"Pervy sage. What's it to ya?"

"It's not rude."

"Hah! Go to hell!" Pein froze for a second. Though he couldn't really be angry at Naruto for that. He didn't know yet.

"All of you go to hell!"

"But Sasuke I missed you."

"Chidori Stream!" Sasuke said throwing his arms out.

"Sasuke stop!" demanded Itachi, grabbing his little brother's arm, however Sasuke had flew into the air. Naruto used rasengun and jumped into the air aiming for Sasuke. The attack struck its target. Sasuke fell to the ground stunned. Naruto aimed to attack Sasuke again but Sasuke protected himself with his wings.

"Okay brats break it up before someone gets hurt." said Jiraiya. They ignored him and took the fight into the sky. Jiraiya sighed. "Summoning Jutsu." he summoned a toad.

"What is it?"

"Have you heard about Sasuke leaving the village?"

"He fought Naruto and Naruto almost died."

"Their doing it again." Jiraiya said appearing at the top of the toads head. Luckily they hadn't gone that far up. He grabbed both of them and landed back on the ground. "Thanks." There was a poof of smoke and the frog/toad was gone. Jiraiya sat down on a fallen tree. "You know I have enough reason to spank both of you. Am I going to have to do that?"

"Pervy sage you cant -"

"Don't tell him what he can or cannot do. Trust me. I have done it lots of times." Pain warned.

"He can't actually-"

"NO!" Pain said blushing a bright pink.

"No." Naruto said.

"Good choice."


When we got there we corralled them all into the living room and surrounded them on the red sofa couch. We looked down at them.

I spoke.