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(We see Jonathan sitting in a swivel chair in front of a mirror with George Bush on one side of him and Cute Guy on the other. )
CG: So, my idea is maybe, some smoky grey-purple eyeshadow and vivid, dark red lipstick. Also, creamy foundation to cover your skin and you could probably pull off blue mascara as well.
GB: Well, TOO BAD. My idea is some bright pink eyeshadow and pale pink lipstick. Also...hmmm...I'm thinking brown mascara.
J: Well, George
GB: Call me BUSH!
J: Okaay! Wow, you're uptight , Bush, anyways I kind of like Bush's design. It's really well, more, me.
(I appear)
Me: Not unless YOU is a cross-dressing white guy with absolutely NO sense of style who WANTS to look ugly. Pick Cute Guy's design, DUH! Oh, and Cute Guy, your name is kind of awkward, not that that's your fault. Your new name is...ummm...Michael!
(I disappear)
J: I still kinda like Bush's design. No offense, Michael.
(I appear AGAIN)
Me: Oh my GOD. Do you WANT to be ugly?
( I disappear)
M(michael): Bush's design it is then.
(Michael goes to work on Jonathan)
M: First, concealer. You have nice skin, besides the stubble, inflamed acne, sunburn, eczema, chappedness, flakiness, and leprosy! So, I'll just put about a pound of concealer all over.
(He applies concealer until Jon's face is just a sticky mass of off-white)
M: Now we just wait for it to dry! Then it will look perfectamundo
J: No freaking WAY will it look "perfectamundo"
M: Believe it or not, it actually will.
J: Suuure
(The concealer dries, surprisingly nicely into a sort of smooth, cream-colored mask over Jonathan's face)
(Michael begins to make up Jonathan's eyes.)
M: Now I'm going to make-up your eyes. First...are you SURE you want bright PINK eyeshadow?
J: YES! Get off my back about that already!
M: OK OK! No offense meant.
(Michael smears pink eyeshadow on Jonathan's eyelids. He looks surprisingly like a dark-haired barbie...with pink eyeshadow...eew ..BARF TIME!)
(Michael now begins to apply brown mascara. Ag. Jon should totally be wearing black or blue with his complexion and hair color!)
M: Stop TWITCHING!
J: Sorry sorry.
M: We DEFINITELY need to pluck your eyebrows.
J: (whimpers)
(Michael begins to pluck)
J: AAAHH AAAAHH AAAH EEE AHHH OH GOD AAAH NOO AAHHH PLEEAAASSE AAAAhHH FFREEAAAKKING AAAAAHHH STOOOOPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
(Michael stops)
M: You know , I really am not sure you're tough enough to dress as a girl...
J: No NO I'm tough enough!
(Michael continues. Jonathan whimpers, but keeps himself under control)
M: Okay.This should be easy, its just lipstick. Again, I ask you, are you SURE you want pale pink?
J: Yes!! Like I said, STOP bothering me about that.
M: Okay, ok fine.
(Michael applies the pink lipstick. George W. Bush then comes over and places a frizzy blond wig on J's head)
CM (Crew of Made): Good job, Michael and George W. Bush. Now, we need to bring Jonathan to the judges.
(Jonathan walks through the lavender curtain. Thayet and Alanna are sitting in the auditorium.)
(Alanna walks up onto the stage and kicks Jonathan in the nuts . As he doubles over she says.)
Alanna: Jon, you have just lost the little bit of respect I had for you. But...you look...HILARIOUS!
(She walks off laughing)
(Thayet walks up)
Thayet: I will now divorce you unless you do the following.
1. Get out of those clothes and make-up IMMEDIATELY, I cant have a husband that looks PRETTY! Stick to handsome Jon, okay? And 2. Give me complete and full control of the kingdom!
J: OK OK!!! Just don't leave me (he sobs)
Commercial Break
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