After a minute, a guy answered the door. He had straight white hair with two different horns sticking out of it, one was a deer antler and the other looked like a twisted unicorn horn, he also had a goatee. He was wearing a brown suit and had two mismatched wings. One was a bat's wing and the other was some kind of birds wing. "Well hello, Rainbow Dash. What brings you by? Here to join us for tea?" He asked. "No. We're just here to see Fluttershy. Now let us in, Discord." Dash said. He looked at me with his piercing yellow eyes. I gave him a look that said, 'don't even think about it'. "Who's your friend? He seems a bit serious and no fun at all." He said. "Don't worry about who I am. Just let us through." I said as I made a move to get by him. He just moved to block me. "Ah, ah , ah. Not until you tell me who you are and how you know Rainbow Dash." He said. "Discord, who is it?" Fluttershy said from behind him. She pushed past him and her face lit up as she saw us. "Yay. More friends to have tea with." She said as she grabbed our arms and pulled us inside. We sat down at a table and were given ceramic tea cups. "How do you like your tea?" She asked. "Actually, Fluttershy. I don't really like tea. Do you have any coffee?" I asked. "Oh, well, I suppose I could make some real quick." She said. "Thank you, Fluttershy. I would appreciate it." I said as she disappeared into the kitchen. After she left, I noticed Discord giving me a dirty look from across the table. I returned it as I took a cookie from a plate in the middle of the table. We kept looking at each other hatefully as I munched on the cookie.

After a few minutes, Fluttershy returned with a pot of coffee and a pitcher of milk. She sat them down on the table next to the tea pot and the bowl of sugar cubes. She poured some coffee in my cup. "One lump or two?" She asked. "Two, please." I replied as I grabbed the milk. She put two sugar cubes into my cup and poured tea for everyone else. I poured some milk into my cup and stirred it until all the sugar was dissolved. I tilted the cup to my lips. "So, how goes the wedding plans?" Fluttershy asked. I did a spit take and looked at her and sighed. "Look, you're like the third to forth person I've had to say this to today. We are not getting married. We haven't even had an official first date yet." I said as Discord did a spit take. "You two? Dating?" He asked as he burst out laughing. "Now, Discord. It's not nice to laugh at friends." Fluttershy said. "Sorry. I just can't believe that the awesome Rainbow Dash is being tied down by a guy like him." He said. I set my cup down. "Excuse me? A guy like me? What exactly do you mean?" I asked, leaning forward on my elbows. "Well, isn't it obvious? You clearly aren't the right guy for her. She needs to be with someone... more her speed, someone who will be able to keep up with her." He said. I stood up with my fists clenched. "I'll have you know that I can keep up with her just fine. And if you say one more word, I'll make you eat those words." I said. He just shrugged. "Now, guys. There's no need for such violence." Flutteshy said quietly. "We better go before I hurt him." I said as I walked toward the door. Dash followed behind me.