Merry Christmas everybody! I hope everyones as excited for Christmas as I am.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10, The Loud House or any of their characters.
L.T. Lily Terrestrial
As the sun set in Royal Woods, Luan walked into the youngest Loud's room. "Hey Lily, you know what time it is." She looked into the crib only gasp as there only a diaper and no Lily. "GUYS!" She yelled, bringing Lori, Lynn Jr, Lucy, Lola and Lisa to enter the room.
"Whats wrong Luan?" Lori asked.
The comedian held up the diaper. "Lilys gone!" They all gasped in shock.
"AAAAHHH!" Lynn felt something flapping around her head. "Lucy! Get your stupid bat away from me!"
"Fangs is not stupid." Lucy shot back. "Hes also right here." She pointed to the bat on her shoulder.
"But if Fangs is there, then," Lynn and her sisters looked up to see a small black bat like creature with what seemed to be a lavender eye mask and a single fang sticking out.
"Poo-Poo," she cooed.
"Lily?" They all said with wide eyes.
"Gasp." Lucy said. "Shes like Whampire."
"Fascinating." Lisa consulting the A.L.D.B. "According to this, Vladats are born as these bat like creatures and stay that way for approximately two years, then they transform into their full bodies.
Fangs flew off Lucy's shoulder and up to Lily. They both stared at each other for a moment before flashing their fangs in a grin. Then proceeded to fly around the room together. "Wicked."
Suddenly the doorbell rang. "Are Mom and Dad back early?" Lola asked.
Lori went down stairs and opened the door to reveal Bobby, "Babe!"
"Boo Boo Bear!" Lori cried in joy before hugging her boyfriend. "What are you doing here?"
"I finished my shift early and wanted to surprise you." He came in and closed the door.
"Oh that is so sweet!" Lori smiled.
Her sisters were watching from the top of the stairs. Lily in particular was watching Bobby intensely, with infa-red vision. "Yum yum." Lily flew down before the others could react and approached Bobby from behind before biting the back of his neck.
"OW!" He cried.
"BOO BOO BEAR!" Lori yelled before trying to reach behind Bobby to grab her youngest sister and pry her off.
"Babe?" Bobby was confused by her actions and held her hands back. "What are you doing?" The rest of the sisters ran down and all spoke at once until Bobby whistled loudly. "OK! Everybody take a breath. Now, what going on? What are you all so freaked out about?" He suddenly became paler and swayed from side to sided, "and is it getting cold in here?" He then fell to the floor and Lily stopped biting him.
"BOBBY!" Lori knelt down to him. "Speak to me!"
Luan grabbed Lily and placed her over her shoulder before patting her back. "Buuurrrppp!"
"There we go Lily," the comedian let her go. "I see you've started a "liquid diet." She laughed before seeing her sisters glaring at her. "What?"
"Wait," Lucy looked closer, "theres no blood?"
"That's because Vladats do not consume blood for sustenance." Lisa corrected. "They in fact feed of the bio energy of living beings."
Lynn poked Bobby with her lacrosse stick. "Is he gonna be okay?"
"Is he going to turn?" Lucy asked.
"In order." Lisa adjusted her glasses. "Bobby will be fine, he simply requires some rest an no Lucy, it doesn't work that way."
"Luan help me get Bobby to the couch." Lori stood up. "The rest of you, catch Lily before she bites anyone else."
They spotted Lily fly back upstairs so Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Lisa followed her. She flew into Luna and Luan's room around the top bunk bed. "Boo." Lucy appeared on the bed startling Lily, right before she was scooped up by Lynn's lacrosse stick.
"Lynn Loud shoots!" She swung and sent Lily onto a pillow on the floor. SHE SCORES!"
Before Lily could move, Lola put basket over her before sitting on it. "Sorry Lily, but your grounded."
"La du goo baa poo bee doo!" Lily cried out before the basket and Lola were thrown across the room.
"Ow!" The princess rubbed her head and looked to see Lily now had a body dressed in a black and lavender jumpsuit.
"I thought you said she didn't get a body until shes two!" Lola snapped at Lisa.
Lisa consulted the A.L.D.B. again, "here we are. While most Vladats do not gain full bodies until the age of two. Some can develop early. Congratulations Lily, you are advanced."
"Poo Poo." She cooed.
Lily waddled towards the door but Lynn stood in her way. "Hold it Lily." She held out her lacrosse stick. "Your not going anywhere."
"Watch out Lynn," Lucy warned. "She might spit a Corrutura at you."
"Not to worry, Vladats don't gain that ability until adolescence." Lisa explained.
Lynn narrowed her eyes at Lily who just stared back at her, until red circles appeared moving around the infants eyes. Lynn lowered her stick as the circles appeared in her eyes. Lily then spotted Cliff walk by, "kitty cat."
Suddenly Lynn dropped her stick and got on all fours, "meow."
"They can however developed hypnosis." Lisa blinked.
Lynn started licking her arm. "Stop that!" Lola snapped. "Your not a cat.".
"Agreed. Besides, I share a room with Lynn." Lucy pointed out. "With her hygiene, that is not healthy."
Lynn hissed at them but was then sprayed with water by Lisa, using one of Luan's seltzer bottles. "What the?" Lynn blinked. "Why am I all wet? And why do I taste sweat?"
"Told you." Lucy said.
"Ah siblings," Lisa spoke up, "Where is Lily?" They looked around and the baby was gone.
They ran out of the room and checked the other rooms. "FOUND HER!" Lola shouted bringing her sisters to the stairs where they spotted Lily waddle towards the living room.
"Lucy and Lola get down there and stall your youngest sibling." Lisa instructed. "Lynn, I require your aid retrieving something from my room that will aid us."
Back in the living room, Lori was wiping Bobbys face with a wet cloth. "Good, hes already looking better."
Uh oh." Luan spotted Lily enter the room. "Looks like someones ready for seconds." Luan gulped.
"Oh no!" Lori jumped off the couch and held her arms out. "Lily! You are not taking another step towards my Boo Boo Bear!"
"Hey Lily!" Lola ran in with her tea set. "You wanna have a tea party?"
"Lily." Lucy appeared making both the princess and the baby jump. "Fangs really enjoyed playing with you earlier." The bat landed on her Lucys shoulder, "he'd love to play some more."
Fangs flew off and began flying just over their heads. "Lucy!" Lola swung her arms around. "Keep your dumb bat out of my hair!"
"Fangs isn't dumb!" Lucy snapped. "If you wanna see dumb, just look at your dress."
Lola gasped. "You take that back!"
"Make me." Lucy challenged.
Before a fight could break out Lori separated them. "knock it off guys. I am literally not in the mood for this right now."
"Wait," Luan spoke up. "Where'd Lily go?"
Lori, Lucy and Lola looked around but saw no sign of her. "Dang it."
Suddenly Fangs got Lucys attention. "What is it Fangs?" The bat pointed up and they all looked up to see Lily hanging upside down on the ceiling directly over Bobby. She licked her lips before dropping down towards him.
"NNNNOOOOO!" Lori screamed.
Before Lily reached Bobby, Lynn jumped over the couch trapping the baby inside a metal cage. Locking the door as she landed. "INTERCEPTION!" She cheered before placing the cage on the ground.
Lily held the bars of the cage and tried to open them but even though she was stronger no, they wouldn't budge. "WAAAHHHH!" She started crying before looking to her sister, "Wori!"
"Sorry Lily," she crossed her arms. "Consider this a time out."
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lily cried and unleashed a sonic explosion that blew apart her cage and knocked her sisters to the floor.
"Huh," Lynn blinked. "Totally forgot Whampire could do that."
Lisa adjusted her glasses. "It would seem that my calculations regarding the power of an infant Vladats sonic explosion were slightly off."
Lily spotted Bobby and turned into a bat again, "Poo-," a flash of green and she was human again. "Poo?" She landed on her bare behind and started crying again.
Lori sighed before picking her up and tried calming her down. "You are so lucky your cute."
"You might need this." Lisa held up the discarded but still clean diaper.
"Argh," Bobby ground as he sat up.
"Bobby!" Lori handed Lily to Luan and rushed over. "Are you okay?"
"What happened?" He asked.
"Oh you ah," Lori thought tried to think of something.
"You caught a wiff of Lily's diaper and passed out." Luan walked over holding the now diaper wearing baby. "But shes all clean now." She placed her on the couch nest Bobby.
"Hey there little Loud." Bobby smiled reaching out his hand and Lily grabbed it with her tiny hands. Then tried to bite it with her single tooth. "Ah, whats happening?" Booby asked.
"She thinks your tasty." Lucy appeared next the couch, startling both Bobby and Lily. "You should take it as a compliment."
"Um," Bobby blinked before turning to the baby. "Thanks?"
Lily smiled. "Poo-Poo."
Lynn Sr was in the living room reading the news paper when he spotted a baby Lily waddle in. He quietly snuck around behind her, "Gotcha!" he picked her up.
"Dada!" Lily smiled, before a green light flashed. The baby was now a little smaller, white skinned face and the top of her head was black with three lavender finns on top. In additon to her diaper she wore a lavender and black jumpsuit.
"And who are we today Lily?" He asked.
"Goo Goo." Suddenly there were two Lilys in his arms. "Goo Goo."
"Ditto!" His eyes widened as she cloned herself again and again as Lynn struggled to hold all six of them.
"Dad!" Lori came in holding five Lilys in her arms, "we've got a problem."
"Ain't that the truth." Luna came in with three Lilys in her arms and a Lily holding to each of her legs. Soon Rita and the rest of the girls came in, each bringing a number of Lily clones with them.
"Oh yeah!" Lynn Jr cheered holding up a box with seven Lilys in it. "Most Lilys, Lynn Loud wins!"
"Aw," Leni sighed, holding two Lilys in each arm. "I only got five."
"You only have four, Leni." Lisa pointed out.
Leni turned around revealing a baby carrier that held another Lily who waved, "poo-poo."
"I stand corrected." Lisa said.
"So now what?" Luan asked.
"For now lets focus on keeping them all inside the house." Rita said and the family nodded.
"WAAAAHHHHH!" Everyone who wasn't holding a Lily covered their ears as all the baby clones began crying."
"WHATS WRONG WITH THEM?" Lola shouted.
"I DON'T KNOW." Lana shouted back.
They each tried to calm down the crying clones, but with no success. "This isn't working!" Luna said as she rocked a Lily in her arms.
"At least they appreciate we're trying. They're all giving us thumbs up." Leni was right, all the Lilys were holding up their thumbs.
"Wait a minute." Lynn Sr's seventeen years of parenting experience kicked in. "That's it!" He put his Lilys on the couch before running up the stairs to Lily and Lisa's room. "Bingo"
Sitting on the floor was a single Lily with a play hammer in her hand and holding out her thumb that was slightly red. "WAAAAAHHHHH!" She cried as her father picked her up.
"Its okay Lily. Let daddy take care of that boo boo." He kissed her thumb and she calmed down a little. By the time they were walked down the stairs, the infant had stopped crying and was smiling. In the living room, all the other Lilys had stopped crying and were happily playing with each other and the rest of the family.
"You did it Dad!" Lana cheered.
"Well when you're a parent for seventeen years, you learn a thing or two." Lynn Sr smirked.
"Is that the original Lily?" Lori asked.
"No, Lily was here in the living room when she transformed." Her father explained. "I found this one in her room with a boo boo."
"Then why did they all start crying." Luna asked.
"Don't forget." Lucy appeared next to Luna, scaring her and the Lilys she was holding. "When Ditto clones his body, his soul is shared among them. Meaning they share each others pain."
"A grim definition of the Splixson species elder sibling. But an accurate one." Lisa admitted.
"The important thing is Lily is happy again." Leni kissed the babys forehead making her giggle, then they all giggled. But they all began duplicating at once. Before anyone could act, they were all trapped in a sea of Lilys.
"Did those seventeen years of parenting give you the skills needed to solve this problem?" Lisa asked.
"No," her father shook his head. "But I am remembering what my boss once said that if I wasn't careful I'd be up to my armpits in babies."
Suddenly a fart was head. "Lynn!" Lola snapped.
"Hey don't look at me." The athlete said.
A second fart was heard. Followed by another, and another and another, like a chain reaction.
"Heh heh," Lana laughed, "nice one Lily."
"Yeah, Lilys got more toots than a marching band." Luan laughed. "Get it?"
"Wait, I recognise that particular gaseous emission." Lisa said before her eyes widened. "Warning shots!"
"Warning shots?" Rita raised an eyebrow. "Warning for what?" But her eyes widened, as did everyone else's when they figured it out. "Oh no."
"LILY NO!" They all yelled.
"Poo-Poo!" All the Lilys cooed in unison before all pooping their diapers at once.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The family's screams of horror could be heard by anyone outside.
"Louds!" Mr Grouse poked his head out the window. "Knock off that racket!"
My last chapter of 2018. I gotta this year has really been something and as it ends, I wish all of you out there a very Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. I'll see you all in 2019
