~Where Do Babies Come From?~

Eren: Armin, where do babies come from?

Armin: *Blushes* Uh...um…. You see…. *Looks around for an escape* Oh! Would you look at the time! I'm very late for that thing that I was going to do at that time…in the place... with that person…. *Doesn't meet Eren's eyes* Yeah. So…. See you, Eren! *Runs off*

Eren: Armin?

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Eren: Hey, Hanji!

Hanji: Yes, Eren! *Has a huge smile on her face* Are you willingly donating your body to science now? *Super excited*

Eren: *Scared* Uh...no. I was just going to ask where babies came from.

Hanji: Oh, babies! Babies are such a fantastic development. My precious Titans have yet to experience the joys of giving birth due to their lack of genitalia. *Has stars in her eyes* Ya know, I really wonder how Titans are born. Are they even born from other Titans? Do you think this could be tested? Oh, the possibilities! I can't wait to get to the lab and research this! *Grabs Eren's Hands* Thank you, Eren, for enlightening me on this amazing topic! *Drops his hands and points to the sky as she does a weird pose* To the lab! *Leaves with a dust cloud in her wake*

Eren: *Stares at her receding figure* B-But…I wanted to be enlightened on my topic…. *Hangs head in sadness*

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[Rumors have been spreading about Eren's little question to everyone.]

Eren: Hey, Petra! *Waves to her*

Petra: Uh…. (I really don't want to be the one to give him "the talk.") Got to go somewhere right now, Eren! You know how Levi gets if his paperwork is late. *Runs off with paperwork in her arms*

Eren: *Lowers hand slowly as he watches her run off* Ok…. I guess I will see you later….

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Eren: Annie!

Annie: *Puts a hand in front of his face* Stop all your thoughts right there.

Eren: ….

Annie: Now turn around and walk away.

Eren: *Does what she says*

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Jean: Hey, Eren!

Eren: I didn't fucking ask you, Jean! *Walks away*

Jean: *Mad* I just wanted to say hi, asshole.

Eren didn't hear him since he was already too far away.

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Eren: Mikasa!

Mikasa: Eren.

Eren: Do you know where babies come from?

Mikasa: *Evil glint in her eyes* Do you want to find out?

Levi: *Appears in between them* Nope. *Pulls Eren away*

Mikasa: (Fucking midget.)

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Levi pulls Eren to his office and closes the door.

Levi: So what is with you going around asking people about where babies come from?

Eren: I'm just really curious.

Levi: ….

Eren: ….

Levi: ….

Eren: ….

Levi: So…?

Eren: Yes, sir...?

Levi: Are you going to ask me?

Eren: *Shocked* Is that ok?

Levi: I would not have mentioned it if it wasn't.

Eren: Oh, ok... So…. Where do babies come from, heichou?

Levi: The vagina.

Eren: ….

Levi: Now, if we are done here. I want you to clean all the rooms on this floor. *Goes back to his desk to finish paperwork*

Eren: ….


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