Title: She Ain't Right
Author: OneshotYaoiShipper
Rating: FR-13
Disclaimer: I don't own anything: not any of the characters or
any of the fandoms, not even Faith's saying, which is the title of these ficlets.
Violet is owned by Mutant Enemy and Joss Whedon, Lysander is owned by Sherrilyn Kenyon.
Summary: Lysander knew she wasn't Mrs. Right but who wanted that?

When they first met she tried to stab him with a pocket knife,
her larger knife having fallen in the dense underbrush of the
jungle never to be found again. When she first realized he meant
her no harm she grinned at him and said it amazed her someone
so hot wasn't evil. The moment he knew she was crazy was when
she attacked a group of daimons armed only with a sharp piece of
wood and a grin, all the while humming the theme song to Scooby
Doo under her breath. The moment he knew he was going to spend
the rest of his life with her was when the mating mark appeared on his
and hand and he heard her remark "cool" from the next room. The second
he knew he loved her was when she hunted down and killed the last sentinel
for him and presented him with its heart wrapped in a bright orange bow.
The second he knew that while she wasn't Mrs. Right she was just right for him was
a second after he realized he loved her, so really what else was there?