Here goes the next chapter...
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors. If I did, I would remember who stays dead *coughcoughSmokepaw*
Leafpool: Whew, we got away. *wipes away a bead of sweat*
Duskfur: *glances behind* We got lucky. *adjusts large glasses*
Whitewing: You have glasses?
Duskfur: Of course I do. They're at the height of— What is that?
*A very, very loud screeching comes from inside a dark, misty forest*
Leafpool: Hang on… isn't that Feathertail's voice? *enters panic mode* FEATHERTAIL I'M COMIN' FOR YA! *runs toward noise*
Whitewing and Duskfur: *follow*
Leafpool: Can't quite see…
*Suddenly the mist lifts and the sun shines through the trees*
Leafpool, Whitewing, and Duskfur: *gasp*
*Feathertail, Blackstar, and Russetfur are playing Dance Dance Revolution in the middle of the ShadowClan forest. Russetfur is facing off against Feathertail, while Blackstar cheers.*
Leafpool: *shocked voice* Feathertail… what are you doing?
Feathertail: *turns* Oh…
Russetfur: Hello! *cheerily*
Leafpool: *crying* You betrayed me, Feathertail! At first I thought you were just lazy, but no! You abandoned me to be with another cat! How could you do this to me!
Whitewing and Duskfur: *flank Leafpool, glaring at Feathertail*
Whitewing: *consolingly* It'll be okay…
Leafpool: *through her tears* No! It won't! It will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, *takes a deep breath*
Whitewing: *opens mouth*
Leafpool: …ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be the same again! You don't understand this tragedy!
Feathertail: I'd say I'm sorry… but I'm not! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Leafpool: You oatmeal raisin cookie! *slaps*
Feathertail: *slaps back*
Leafpool: *slaps back*
Feathertail: *slaps back*
Leafpool: *slaps back*
Feathertail: *slaps back*
Whitewing: I hate to interrupt, but…
Interrupter: Nooo! Interrupting in important scenes is MYjob!
Whitewing: Well, I don't care!
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This fanfic has been interrupted for an important news bulletin—
Whitewing: No!
Interrupter: Yes!
Whitewing: No!
Interrupter: Yes!
Whitewing: *takes a deep breath, then says quickly* Remember, Leafpool, you can't mess up the space-time continuum.
Everyone: *stares*
Whitewing: Feathertail needs to do this, otherwise the entire fabric of space and time will be RUINED! FOREVERRR!
Everyone: *continues staring*
Leafpool: * continues slapping Feathertail*
Feathertail: *continues slapping Leafpool*
Russetfur: *continues to dance*
Blackstar: *continues to hit on Duskfur*
Interrupter: *continues interrupting*
*****************************INTERRUPTION*************************
This fanfic has been interrupted for an important news bulletin. There are news reports telling of—
Whitewing: I don't care!
Interrupter: *sulkily* Fine. *slinks away*
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Whitewing: *exhaling loudly* Now, Leafpool, Duskfur, are we sending out the invites or not?
*very loud crashing noise*
Whitewing: *looks around*
Whitewing: *stares* Look! A cookie!
Everyone: *looks*
*A gigantic chocolate chip cookie is rolling toward the group*
Whitewing: Run!
Russetfur: No, it's okay! *brightly* It's a friendly giant cookie! *runs toward it, and goes splat*
Leafpool: Ouch.
Whitewing: *agreeing* That's gotta hurt.
Duskfur: Where's the interruption?
Interrupter: I hate you all. So I'm leaving to exact revenge on you.
Russetfur: Have a nice trip!
Blackstar: *amazed* She's still alive?
Feathertail: *scornful* Of course she isn't. She's in StarClan now.
*A glowing Russetfur stands up, shakes herself, then heads over to the Dance Dance Revolution.*
Russetfur: Hiya!
Blackstar: *mutters to himself* Just when I thought you were gone forever…
Russetfur: What's that?
Blackstar: Nothing at all…
Russetfur: Okay! *chases butterflies*
Leafpool: Hey, where'd Feathertail go?
Whitewing: Dunno. You wanna get those invites out?
Leafpool: Oh, yeah…
Whitewing: *announces* So we're going to ShadowClan camp.
Blackstar: Whatever.
*Leafpool and Whitewing look at each other, shrug, and walk over to ShadowClan camp*
In ShadowClan camp…
Leafpool: *finds Tawnypelt in the nursery*
Tawnypelt: No, Dawnkit… stop it… *twitches tail out of the way*
Leafpool: Tawnypelt!
Tawnypelt: Who are you?
Leafpool: *clears throat* Leafpool… ThunderClan… Medicine cat… my sister is your brother's mate…
Tawnypelt: *suddenly raging* I KNOW!
((I forget who Tawnypelt's mate is, so, for the sake of the story, he will be known as ))
: *at Tawnypelt's side* She's been like this for ages… *sighs* I've been trying to get her some therapy, but all she does is scream…
Tawnypelt: I DO NOT NEED THERAPY!
Leafpool and Whitewing: *inch away*
Tawnypelt: *surprised* Why are you backing away?
Leafpool: *speaks up* Um… we're having a sleepover at ThunderClan… did you want to come?
Tawnypelt: AND LEAVE MY KITS ALONE? ARE YOU CRAZY? DEMENTED? WHY I OUGHTA—
Leafpool and Whitewing: *shrink back*
Tawnypelt: *pleasantly* —agree.
: Good luck.
Tawnypelt: *leaps to her feet* Let's go! *song note*
Will Tawnypelt rage endlessly? Will Leafpool and Feathertail ever make up? Will the invitations ever end? Will the Interrupter ever come back? Will our heroes ever get back to ThunderClan? And what's with the giant cookie? Only time will tell…
Reveiw, else a giant cookie will steamroller you... virtually...
