Me reads reviews: "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You people actually want me to make them act OOC? Something's wrong here, and you're right it was supposed to be blimp but it came out blimb. Now about the characters acting OOC…"
Akane then hits me with her mallet.
WHAM
Me with a mallet on my head: "Ow. Ow. Oh ow. Ow. WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"
Akane: "Gr. Why don't you like to pair me up with Ranma?!"
Me: "You want to know why?! You want to know why?!?! I'll show you why!!!"
We then head to the movie theatre part of my studio and I have popcorn.
Me: "In a moment you'll see why."
Akane looking at the popcorn: "Are you going to share those?"
The movie then starts to show Akane hitting Ranma with a mallet numerous times. And you know that one song with the cannons going off? Well that is playing during this and instead of cannons going off you hear Akane's mallet hitting Ranma on the head.
The clip then stops.
Me: "That's why I don't like to pair him up with you. because if I did that, then he'd be dead!! Now since you hit me I'm going to send you to a sea of coco."
Akane: "You're going to what??"
Snap
Akane is then sent to a sea of coco.
Ranma: "She's had that coming for quite some time now."
Me: "Sh!! The fic is starting."
Ranma: "Wait a minute, if I'm the camera man then who…?"
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Ranma finally landed in believe it or not, a watermelon patch. "What are the chances?" she then heard a voice which sent a chill up her spine (The bad kind).
"Pigtailed girl!!"
"Oh no! no, no, no! it's impossible!! There's just no way how they would let him out this soon!!!"
Ranma turned around and saw Kuno running towards her. Ranma had to think fast and he had to do it now. She picked up a watermelon and put it on his head when he got close enough. Kuno then knocked himself out. "Well that was a close one."
Ranma then looked up and saw a sign which said "Nerima Mental Institute."
"That Baka!!! She knocked me all the way to the Nerima Mental Institute!!! I'd better get out of here before someone thinks I'm a patient."
Flashback
Ranma looked at the people in front of him and discovered that they creeped him out.
One of the butlers then grabbed him and took him over to a table. "A prince must learn to eat his food."
"Listen Mr. Monkey suit, I already know how to eat watch."
He then started to eat the soup in the manner we have all become accustomed to…like a pig. He was drinking and slurping the soup he didn't know/care if the spoons were even there. All the while ignoring the "Ahem"s the butlers were giving him.
"You know a glass of water will clear that right up."
The butlers just sighed. This was going to be a long lesson.
Several hours later, Ranma had finally gotten the hang of it
But then a hand grabbed him and the owner of the hand said "Time to dance."
It turns out to be a fat woman who put Ranma into her breasts while dancing with him. (A/N: I can't believe I'm actually writing this.)
Ranma was in a position that Happosia would've killed for. However Ranma was not having fun. It's kind of hard to have fun when you can't breath. Ranma finally got his head out of her breasts and took in a big gasp for air. She tried to dance closely with him again but Ranma was not going back in there.
He soon escaped her grasp temporarily but he soon found himself in a fencing uniform with some French guy talking about how Ranma should learn how to defend the Princess and the kingdom. Ranma personally thought he didn't need to learn fencing. He was already a martial artist. But despite this, he thought he was pretty good at it. He finally got the guy in the butt when he dropped his guard. Ranma then tried to slay the piece of cloth he cut off.
But things really started getting hectic when all the teachers tried to teach him everything at once. That day Ranma developed a new fear, a fear of school. He crawled for his life and soon got out of there to meet Flip.
"So kid, how'd you like school?"
"THOSE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME I SWEAR!!"
"Heh. If I were the one teaching you I would make sure you would stay in one piece no matter what."
"I hate to say this but, I think you're right."
"Then class is now in session."
He then put his hat and coat on Ranma. Needless to say they were too big for him but Ranma thought it was a good joke.
"Come on."
Flip then dragged Ranma to a square and Flip then took out a megaphone "Come one, come all. Fight the prince, win a prize."
"What the…Flip!!"
"Just calm down kid and you'll get a cut in the money."
"Well me and pops are kind of desperate."
Apparently a drunk man came up to take on little Ranma. The guy was drunk so Ranma beat him down pretty easily. It seemed as if all his fighters were drunks and he took them all down. Needless to say Flip made a fortune, he was about to give Ranma his share when the gaurds started to chase after Flip.
"Come on kid! Time to amscray!"
he then grabbed Ranma by the hand and they made a break for it.
End Flashback
Ranma had finally gotten back to his so called home and decided it was time for bed. So using his invisibility technique he snuck past Akane and into his own room where he slept.
Me: "Kind of a sucky chapter I know but I'll make it up to you in the next one I promise."
