Well, here's the drama some people might have wanted (I sure didn't but if you don't have this part in the story, it would make absolutely no sense):

There might also be rated M language (which I don't really think is that bad but hey, fanfiction's law is law)

Chapter 7: The Truth Told, Partway

I've been avoiding Zack (again) for obvious reasons today. His revenge. You see, I played a prank on him that all the members of SOLDIER saw. I stapled a pair of his boxers (pink with little red hearts wearing a white sash that read 'LOVE') to his old blue tattered baby blanket with a giant sign over them saying 'Zack Fair Loves You!' Yeah, Zack was out for blood.

Now, I'm not entirely scared of Zack that much –truth be told I'm not scared of him at all- but I am frightened of what Poison would do to him at this very moment if he attacked me. Let's just say she's severely pissed off right now, and I don't even want to be around her. Man, I swear she's bipolar sometimes.

'Sneak, sneak. Sneak, sneak,' I thought to myself as I quietly crept through the halls, carrying my shoes just in case, while looking around the corner to see if Zack was near. I sighed in relief when I saw it was angry-brother free and kept on walking until I heard a sound from behind me. I whipped around and pulled out my gun, aiming at the person behind me.

"Sephiroth! How many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up on me!" I whined with a faint blush on my cheeks, swiftly putting my gun back on my belt. I was still kind of awkward around him, considering that yesterday morning I had woken up beside him in his apartment. It turned out we didn't do anything (which was a relief) and he had just kept me there because I didn't carry my key card in my purse and obviously my dress didn't have pockets so he couldn't look there either. He had no idea what happened to Zack, Genesis, or Angeal when I asked about them. Sephiroth thought he saw Zack walking off with a girl though. Sephy said he had brought me back before 1 AM because I had passed out from the drinks. Kinda embarrassing once you think about it.

"I apologize. Is that loaded?" He asked warily, lowering his raised arms and effectively snapping me back into the present time. "No, but it would scare Zack," I told him with a giggle. "Irony?" I hear Angeal ask from the end of the hallway so I turned to face him. "We were just looking for you!" He snickered at my confused look then stepped back to reveal a certain Zack I had never wanted to see again!

"Um.. hi Zack! Did you get your present?" I squeaked nervously. His eyes narrowed further and I believed I just made life worse for myself. I inched behind Sephiroth as Angeal held my raging older brother back. "You know... we're... uh... just gonna go," I said quickly then sprinted off, dragging Sephy with me.

We ran until we were by the door that led to the roof which was REALLLLY far away from where we were before (and we ran up the stairs!). I stopped suddenly, making Seph trip over his own two feet, to rest for a bit. I put my hands on my knees, breathing heavily then looked up to see Sephy leaning against the wall, breathing almost as heavily as me.

"Are you okay? Wow, hate to say this but you DO need to exercise though," Poison said out loud, appearing in a dark light on my left. "Shut.. up... Poison," I breathed, glaring at her as Sephiroth looked at her surprised. My demon had straight black hair, metallic silver eyes, and black mini bat wings along with vampire fangs. She also wore what I would call a Gothic schoolgirl outfit with a headband. {A/N: Poison's picture is on profile in part 2's pictures. There's not really spoilers on it so it would be fine to look at.}

She flipped her hair behind her, looking Sephiroth over before turning back to face me. 'Shit,' I realized, 'I never told Sephy who/what Poison was!' "Busy? No? Good, I need to speak with you. We have to go, now," she hissed sternly before attempting to drag me off. I held my ground and stayed in that one place, asking what she wanted.

She just rolled her eyes and ignored me, still trying to get me away. "Hey! I asked you something and I expect an answer!" I yelled at her. She stopped pulling and stared straight into my eyes with a glare. "If you don't come with me now, you will never see that man ever again," she hissed in my ear, threateningly pointing at Sephiroth. "Excusez-moi, monsieur, but you have to leave," she said in a fake sweet voice, glaring daggers as she walked up to Sephy. He raised a disbelieving eyebrow at her and crossed his arms, looking at me. I just shrugged.

Poison groaned irritated when he didn't move and went to push him away herself, but when she touched him she pulled away as if she had been shocked. Her eyes turned pure white with only black for the pupil and a black ring around her irises. "Turn a blind eye and the whole world will die. The son of the Calamity has come forth," Poison whispered loudly in a haunting voice. She had a vision, one of her many powers. She usually tells me in prophecy form so my mind instantly set to decoding it.

I then remembered what was happening and snapped out of it just as Poison decided to push me towards the door that led to the stairs. "When your mother told me to protect you, none of us expected this!" She hissed, dragging me up the stairs and leaving Sephiroth behind.

As soon as we go on the roof, she bolted the door and grabbed her hair and pulled on it frustrated. After a few minutes, she calmed down and let her arms fall to her side limply. She sniffled a bit, trying not to cry as she walked over and gently took my hands in her own. I had never in my life seen her like this. "Irony, what I am about to tell you is not a joke, or a prank, or just to be funny. This is the truth and I don't expect you to understand and accept it at first, but just hear me out, ok?"

I rolled my eyes and smiled but decided to listen to what she had to say anyway, considering that she sounded so serious. I didn't realize at the time that the news would change my life. "Zack Fair's mother and father are obviously not your birth-parents. You've known that all your life. Hell, I don't even know who your father is, but I did know your mother. I was sealed inside you to protect and guide you by your mother before you both came to Gaia," she said slowly, giving me a few moments to let it sink in.

"You're...kidding...right?" I asked incredulous between laughs. She shook her head, showing he wasn't and my laughter quietened, knowing she was serious. " 'Come to Gaia'? You mean I'm not even from this planet! What a joke. That can't happen," I yelled at her. "I know Zack's parents aren't my own, but I'm pretty sure I'm human and not some freaky alien thing."

She let me get it out of my system, clenching her teeth and fists in anger until she snapped and gripped my upper arms, making me freeze. "Irony, calm down. Breathe, then let me explain. You were found in an alley by the Fairs as they returned home. They adopted you after that when they couldn't find your own parents. You were just a few months old," she reminisced sadly, starring out into space.

"Poison, you have to tell me who my mother is. How did I end up in that alley where the Fairs found me anyway? What am I?" I asked her desperately. "I'm sorry, I can't tell you. I swore to your mother I wouldn't. Please do not ask," Poison said. I sat on the ground and cried, screaming about how it wasn't fair. Poison gave me one last pitying look before disappearing back inside my body.

"Rony? Irony? What's wrong? What happened? Open the door, Irony! IRONY!" I faintly heard Zack and Rufus yell from the other side of the door, shaking the doorknob rapidly, trying to get to me. The door burst open, showing a smirking Zack just lowering his leg. He had obviously just kicked it open. Rufus and Zack quickly ran to me, seeing me crying on the ground, curled up in a ball. They both tried to calm me down and I whispered in Ruffie's ear,

"What do you know about my birth mother?"

~Rufus' P.O.V~

I froze, thinking only one thing: She knows about Jenova.

Who could have told her? The only ones who know are Hojo, my father, myself and... Poison. Only she could have told Irony. This may cause some problems. I picked up Irony's limp form (she had passed out) and handed her over to Zack before going back to my room to figure out what might happen now.

A/N: DUN DUN DUN (again!)! It hurt me to write this. Not because I thought it was sad (okay, I guess it was a little) but because Irony seems so pathetic in this scene. When I imagined Irony sinking to the ground and crying, I thought of the movie New Moon. You know when Bella wakes up at night crying? Really bad movie by the way but I like the book (Caius Volturi is numbah 1! = P )

Well, there's your drama! Does anyone think it's sad that this chapter is the longest I have written yet? Blech...well I'm gonna go be sick now. (LEAST FAV. CHAPTER OF WHOLE BOOKS/SECTIONS!) Oh and the part in section to when she goes –AH! Sorry nevermind, I won't spoil it for you! REVIEW or I'll send rabid dogs after you!