"Normal, normal, normal; how boring this month is" Izaya thought as he spun around in his leather desk chair. He hasn't seen any sign of the gang that used to torture him in weeks and for some reason he hasn't see the monster of Ikebukuro either. He had called Celty just too casually ask if she had seen him but unfortunately she had said (well texted) that she hasn't seen him around either. The past month has just been Izaya playing around n the chartrooms and distributing information to the lowlifes of Tokyo to use against each other.

"Namie you can go home early today, I don't think I'll need you today." Usually the woman would be out of the apartment in the blink of an eye; but instead she grabbed her pocketbook and walked up to the informant's desk.

"Not so fast, I need my paycheck." The secretary said, crossing her arms across her chest angrily. Izaya just laughed and handed her the piece of paper, she snatched it from his pale hand and shot out of there like her life depended on it.

"Hm what should I do today? I really want to harass Shizu-chan but I have no idea where the monster went…the last time I saw him was when he practically raped me in the alleyway." Izaya said aloud to no one in particular.

"Maybe he moved." The vice in Izaya's head suggested, the brunet rolled his eyes at the voices deduction.

"I thought it was quieter around here, stop talking you don't exists." Izaya said angrily to the voice, he growled when he hear it laugh at him. He took out his cell phone and dialed Shinra's number; it didn't take long for the doctor to pick up.

"Hello Izaya-kun." Shinra said in his usual cheerful tone.

"Hey Shinra, I'm board as hell so have you seen Shizu-chan around? I could really go for a good chase today." Izaya laughed, acting like just the sound of Shizuo's angry roar got him off…well sometimes it did!

"Oh…um….no I haven't seen him." Shinra said nervously, Izaya narrowed his eyes and put his feet up on his desk.

"I don't like being lied to Shinra." The information broker said fiercely, he heard Shinra laugh nervously at the comment.

"I would never lie Izaya; I really don't know where he is." Although the argument was amusing it just wasn't doing it for today.

"Fine, I'll just have to go to his apartment and pay him a little visit." Izaya said happily before hanging up on the underground doctor. It was already pretty late so the blonde must be home by now; and if he wasn't Izaya could always break into his house and wait for him.

"Shizu-chan~" Izaya sang out as he walked in the direction of the monster's house, there weren't many cars on the street and every shop was closed.

"Shizu-chan~ Come play with me, I need my Shizu-chan to save me from boredom." Izaya sang loudly as his walk went into a cheerful…and rather creepy skip. The moon lit up the dark alleyways of Ikebukuro as the informant sang about his Shizu-chan, the singing was soon interrupted by the sound of ….footsteps.

"There's my monster." Izaya thought to himself as he heard the footsteps behind him; he spun around to face the blonde but was shocked by who he saw. Before he could say anything or start running for that matter, the base of a solid medal bat struck him in the skull.

"Sorry we haven't been around to harass you; Shizuo can be pretty scary when he needs to be. But since there seems to be no sign of him then I guess we don't need to hold back anymore right?" The leader laughed as Izaya sat up from the cold ground with blood dripping down his face. Some of the men were holding various medal objects and the others had blades and knifes. Without a second thought Izaya jumped to his feet and started running full speed away from them.

"Get back here you coward." The leader screamed as they chased after the information broker; Izaya was a lot faster than them but the amount of blood dripping from his skull was making him feel dizzy…not to mention a little sick from all the blood he saw.

"Almost there…just a little further." Shinra's house was too far for Izaya to run to so Shizuo's house was his next best place. He hasn't seen the blonde for so long that maybe Shizuo had gone into hiding and has been staying in his apartment all this time. Izaya didn't need to stay there for long, just until he lost the people trying to kill him. He sighed I relief when he finally reached the apartment building he was looking for, it was late so there wasn't anyone in the lobby. That worked out perfectly for the small gang, considering if anyone saw them trying to kill someone they'd have the cops all over them.

Izaya didn't have time to wait for the elevator so he just decided to run up the stairs; luckily he was in a lot better shape than the other males so he was able to bound up the stairs easily.

"Dammit, which apartment was Shizu-chan's?" Izaya thought nervously as he saw the long hallways with various rooms. He couldn't remember which of them housed the monster of Ikebukuro.

"Shizuo Heiwajima! SHIZUO!" Izaya screamed down the hallways as he heard the men almost at the top of the stairs, one of the doors swung open with a curious collection agent stepping out of the apartment. He gasped when someone pushed past him into his home; he growled when he saw who it was.

"What the hell are you doing here flea?" The blonde growled as he watched the brunet hold his chest as he tried to catch his breath.

"Chased….help…please…" Izaya panted, he was way too out of breath to state complete sentences, Shizuo looked back into the hallway to see a group of men running towards him. The men stopped dead when they saw Shizuo standing there with a furious look on his face. The blonde went into his apartment, and picked up the couch that sat In the middle of the living room, just as Shizuo held the couch over his head the gang dropped their weapons and ran like their life's depended on it…they actually did!

Izaya smiled and started laughing as the men ran away like scared children; Shizuo had already set his couch back down and started starring daggers at the smaller male.

"Why the hell are you here?" Shizuo repeated, he really wasn't in the mood to see anyone tonight especially the flea. Izaya just giggled and fell back on the couch; why not do a little harassing while he was here? Shizuo growled and stood over the body that had rudely interrupted his TV watching; he picked the brunet up by the collar of his shirt and slammed him down on the floor.

"Tell me why you're here or I'll kill you." Shizuo spat out at the still giggling information broker, Izaya wrapped his legs around the blonde's waist and brought him down closer.

"But I'm injured; it's not a fair fight." Izaya said pointing to the gash in his head that was still bleeding pretty lightly now.

"I don't care; why the hell are you here?" Shizuo growled

"Thank you for protecting me Shizu-chan." Izaya said ignoring the blonde's question, Shizuo's eye twitched as his hand moved up to the smaller male's neck.

"I wasn't protecting you; I just didn't like those guys." The blonde said defensively.

"Noooo Shizu-chan protected me because he doesn't want anyone else to touch me. He wants to be the only one who can touch me." Izaya teased, he flinched when he felt the blonde start squeezing his throat…hard.

"Shut up!" Shizuo screamed as he started to choke Izaya, Izaya just grinned and grabbed the blonde's free hand roughly. He pulled Shizuo's hand onto his body and moved it up his shirt.

"Aw Shizu-chan wants his hands all over my body." Izaya started laughing hysterically as Shizuo kept his hand there.

"You bastard." Shizuo slipped his hand out of the brunet's shirt and stood up from the floor, he was starting to get really grossed out by the amount of blood on the smaller male's face. He left the informant lying there for a while before coming back with a washcloth and some bandages.

"Haha Shizu-chan is going to make me feel all better." Izaya giggled, he gasped when he was suddenly pushed back down onto the floor. Shizuo straddled his waist before sitting down on his lower abdomen.

"Hold still flea." Shizuo commanded, and for once Izaya actually obeyed him. Shizuo scrubbed the dry blood off of the smaller male's face gently; he was surprised at how careful he was being with the flea right now. Izaya just smiled that damn smile as he bandaged the wound, luckily the wound didn't need stitches so Shizuo wouldn't have to make a call to Shinra.

"Thank you Shizu-chan." Izaya said laughing that creepy laugh that was way too familiar to the blonde; it was soon interrupted by Shizuo picking him up and slinging him over his shoulder.

"Oh are you taking me home now? How sweet Shizu-chan." Izaya giggled as he was carried in the direction of the collection agent's bedroom. Shizuo kicked open the door and threw the smaller male onto the firm mattress. Izaya's eyes widened when he saw Shizuo take out a roll of duck tape, the larger male mover forward and pushed Izaya up on the bed. It was no use struggling as the blonde duck taped his wrists onto the bed frame just tight enough so he knew he wouldn't be able to escape.

"Oh I get it; Shizu-chan is going to rape me like he did in the alleyway." Shizuo froze when he heard those words escape the informant's lips.

"No I'm not; I don't need you getting in the way of what I need to do. Stay here until I get back." And with that Shizuo left the apartment with a tied up informant in his bedroom.


Author's Note: Don't worry you guys will definitely like the last chapter! I can't wait to write it because I think that will be the last chapter to this. It depends on how I'm feeling with this, if you guys really like this I'll think of more ideas for this story! But after this I'm making the T rated long Shizaya fan fiction that is one of my favorites! Anyway I hope you like this chapter and PLEASE REVIEW!