Total Drama Boney Island
Chapter Three Part Two: The Siege
By: The Firebending Frog
Disclaimer:
I do not own Total Drama or any of its seasons, I do however own every single OC that appears in this season, so please don't steal them, and if you really want to at least make them unique enough so that they can be considered your own material.
Warning:
This Chapter of Total Drama Boney Island contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by imaginary teens, A very dramatic elimination, Siege ladders, some very heavy rocks being dropped on people, taunts, swordplay, random falling objects, and a very pissed camper. do not try any of what you read here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.
Lydia was sitting atop her team's wall making a blowing sound from her lips while checking her fingernails. This sound was so weird that Serena climbed the ladder up from the jailhouse and looking at her in confusion.
"I can't whistle." Lydia replied.
"Well first off you suck in air when you whistle." Serena replied.
"As if." Lydia replied, "Oh look a bird, isn't it cool how they fly?!"
"You have the attention span of... Well a person attracted to glittery objects." Serena stated before looking over the turrets to see everyone else on the team standing around bored waiting for Chris to start the challenge.
"It's up to us to protect this place, and to an extent Raelynn." Lydia replied, "It's adorable how she's sleeping through the challenge and weakening our team by accident."
"Yes adorable." Serena replied sarcastically, "But if we end up losing she's definitely going home."
"Naw." Lydia replied waving her hand in dismissal, "That'll only happen if we vote her off, and that can't happen if you do some basic math."
"Well Lawrence won't vote for her, and we won't either, plus with her vote and the very likely chance Winston will vote by himself... Okay you're right." Serena replied, "But what if I decided to vote her off?"
"Are you literally on the fence about this when you know it's actually Donald's Fault that she was so determined to stay up so long." Lydia replied before returning her attention to her nails again.
'Wait a second... You're right!" Serena exclaimed, "He said he'd vote her out of she didn't last Twenty Four hours."
"See cause and effect." Lydia replied, "Now we have to figure out what exactly made Donald want to eliminate her."
Serena stared at Lydia for a few seconds before smacking her forehead.
"Hmmm... What could it be..." Lydia trailed looking off into the distance.
Confessional
Serena: Oh my god! Really Lydia?! REALLY?!
Lydia: I really didn't get why Serena hit her forehead until it turned red every time I spoke on that wall, it kind of weirded me out.
Donald was standing between Ace and Winston in an eerie silence that was freaking out almost everyone on his team.
"why is he so silent?" Lawrence asked Joe who glared at him for being to close to his afro.
"If you must know Lawrence, I am waiting." Donald replied before falling silent again.
"... FOR WHAT?!" Lawrence demanded loudly.
"The game to start." Donald replied through gritted teeth.
"What does that have to do with being silent?" Lawrence asked.
Without speaking Donald drew a pair of binoculars from his shirt and showed them to Lawrence before putting them back.
"Do you think the others got binoculars?" Ace asked curiously.
"It's a very real possibility." Donald replied, "That's why I made us strategize inside, if we just stand here we'll freak the others out and make them overthink things."
"... But why didn't we leave the binoculars with Serena?" Lawrence asked after a short pause.
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Donald: So that Serena and Lydia don't see the enemy coming until they're right at the gates and if we lose I can peg the loss on their bad defense with the huge walls we were given.
"Because we need to know if they're under attack and if we need to send people back here." Donald explained seeming to pacify his teammates.
"Okay fine, but the whole silent thing isn't my thing." Lawrence replied.
"I never said you couldn't talk." Donald replied rolling his eyes.
"Large bouncer type guy with forearms the width of my head being silent is supposed to indicate talking?" Lawrence asked narrowing his eyes.
"Whatever." Donald shrugged, "You think what you want to think there Lawrence."
Lawrence gritted his teeth before regaining his usual persona, "May I ask when we're going to engage our adversaries precisely?"
"HUH?!" Winston demanded with a stupid sounding tone.
"Stop talking like an upper class twat.' Joe ordered pushing Lawrence aside, "It hurts my swagger."
"Lawrence I have no idea, whenever we hear that air horn I guess." Donald shrugged, "Now be quiet, I'm thinking."
Confessional
Lawrence: I just get excited and have to talk, I can't do silent... or small words... You know I hope they don't figure out I'm actually rich or they'll vote me off in no time.
Afro Joe: Lawrence is really hurting my sense of Swag. What a freaking loser.
Donald: Lawrence won't stop using words no one understands, and Joe won't stop using words no one understands, Which one is more annoying? GOD!
The Warshippers
Luiza was staring at the members of Team Juggernaut through the binoculars she'd found earlier and she had a scowl plastered on her face as she watched them just stand there. As she watched Donald looked directly at her as if he could see her from this distance and scowled. Ace sighed and put the binoculars down.
"So what did you see?' holly asked in excitement.
"Nothing." Luiza replied with a sigh, "Go tell Sensan they're just standing there like a bunch of pigeons."
"Okay!" Holly exclaimed happily jumping to the ground and walking towards Sensan when Wilbur stepped in front of her tripping her by accident.
"Oh my god Holly! I'm sorry! Are you all right?" Wilbur demanded.
Holly groaned and sat up, "Tha-That hurt, a lot."
Wilbur gasped and sat there frozen in shock.
"Why does my..." Holly started before feeling the long and ugly looking scrape on her face just below her left eye.
"Holly?" Wilbur asked backing away.
"WHY YOU LITTLE JERK!" Holly yelled leaping forward and grabbing Wilbur by the shirt, "DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE GIANT BLOODY GASHES ON MY FACE?! HUH?! DO I?!"
"Calm down." Wilbur stated in a nervous whimper.
"My perfect complexion ruined by this!" Holly exclaimed, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't cut your face open with a knife, Come on!"
"What's going on here?' Sensan demanded walking up to the duo.
Holly glanced at him with tear filled eyes, "Wilbur tripped me and now I have a painful scratch that hurts really bad."
"For shame Wilbur." Sensan gasped.
"It was an accident." Wilbur replied while nervously curling into a ball in fear of the anger Holly had just shot at him.
"I heard yelling." Sensan stated.
"Must have been the wind carrying our voices because neither of us is loud." Holly sniffled rubbing her cheek.
"Why don't you go see if Luiza knows some south American scrape treatment to ward off germs." Sensan replied, "If she has an interest in voodoo then there must be interest in witchdoctor medical rituals."
Holly nodded and walked off.
"S-She yelled at me." Wilbur muttered.
"Oh Wilbur, you're afraid of everything, Holly wouldn't yell at you she's nice." Sensan replied making Wilbur gasp in shock due to his teammate not believing him.
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Wilbur: He doesn't believe me? Holly scared me, and I don't know if she's like bipolar or something or just hiding that scary side she keeps showing me. (Wilbur whimpers in fear.)
Sensan: Due to his irrational fears Wilbur probably imagines things scarier than they actually are. It's a simple study of psychology.
"Hold still." Luiza ordered as she tried to press the cotton ball dabbed in disinfectant onto Holly's scrape.
"It hurts though." Holly whined as Luiza grabbed her hair and held her head still while muttering in rage.
"You know, it's bad enough that you tripped over Wilbur but why exactly are you so pain shy?" Luiza asked.
"Who likes pain?" Holly asked.
"Depends on the person." Tania replied from where she was sitting on the wall nearby.
"Hey meathead." Luiza called glaring at the girl, "Shut up."
"hmmm... Nah." Tania stated, "The fun is just getting started."
"If by fun you're referring to pissing Barbara off I want nothing to do with it." Luiza replied applying a bandage to Holly's face, "All done."
"Did baby get a boo boo?" Tania asked in a childish voice.
"Baby?" Holly asked her eye twitching.
"Whoa, Tania, stop while you're behind." Luiza ordered, "You've already made enemies with Barbara and now you're trying to get Holly on your bad side?"
"People like my bad side." Tania replied checking her nails for flaws, "My life is great, I don't really need the money, plus Chris tends to bring back the villainous characters later in the season."
"What a flawless and foolproof plan." Luiza deadpanned making Holly giggle.
"Oh you think that's funny do you?" Tania demanded, "I know your type Holly, you act all innocent to hide a deeper pain."
"Um... nope." Holly replied, "I'm, actually this way."
"You talk in your sleep genius." Tania replied jumping off the wall, "Your parents are divorced huh? How does it feel to have your parents hate one another? Does that make you mad? But you want to be a good girl so you try to avoid drugs and alcohol but one day that'll catch up with yo-"
Tania was cut off by Luiza kicking her right in the crotch, and yes it hurts for girls when they get hit there too... Well maybe not as bad but it was enough to bring Tania to her knees.
"How dare you?!" Luiza yelled punching her in the face, "You talk all tough but in reality you're nothing but an hypocritical jerk."
Tania groaned and fell on her back.
"Come on Holly, let's get back to the team." Luiza hissed leading a teary eyed Holly away from her new enemy.
Confessional
Luiza: Tania iss going down! No one deserves to say stuff about that subject, Holly could be scarred!
Tania: Luiza's annoying, Holly's a crybaby with no real strategy, and the rest of my team is useless, god why couldn't I get more people to hide behind this season?
Holly: Yeah my parents are divorced, yeah it used to bother me, but you know what? I said that purposely knowing the only person in the cabin who would actually use that was Tania, yeah Barbara and Ion are sure to leave soon but I can manipulate them, plus their feud is bound to bite both of them in the behind. But Tania is a wildcard so turning Luiza and by extension everyone else against her I just scored one more safe day here unopposed by making my team vote off annoyances rather than the weak. I'm smart. (Holly laughs.)
Team Bush
Jarvis was sitting on the picket fence sized wall staring at his team who were building defenses out of the sticks around the flag, the safer it was the safer the team was.
"Okay guys, once the wall is set up we can work on sharpening sticks." Conner explained as he stood in the middle of the frantic attempt to better the fort.
"Uh, why don't we do both at the same time?" Ariel asked raising her hand.
"Because the more people we have working on one thing the faster it gets done." Katharine explained with a smirk and a roll of her eyes.
"Yeah but what good is a wall if the other team can tear it down no problem?' Ariel asked.
"Silly Ariel, don't you know walls are better than sharpened sticks?" Katharine asked putting her hand on Ariel's shoulder.
Confessional
Ariel: No they aren't, if history has taught us anything a wall is only as good as people defending it, How does Katharine not notice this, doesn't she pay attention in class? How am I supposed to support Bruno if I can't get a high school diploma?! That's the mentality she should have not this wing it attitude that I will admit I did harbor before Bruno came along. (static cuts her off.)
"Do we even have enough sticks to accomplish this anyway?" Ariel asked.
"Sure we do." Jarvis replied walking over, "We use the stuff Chris gave us to wear and hit people with."
"He's got a point." Duke noted.
"But this is temporary!" Ariel yelled, "We get that behemoth castle next and how are we supposed to win if we just built the other team's defenses for them?"
"hey guys!" Jay exclaimed from where she was staring through the binoculars, "There's a pile of supplies right smack dab in the middle!"
"What?" Conner demanded snatching the binoculars and looking through them, "Hey she's right! There's tons of stuff out there."
"Please expand on that statement." George requested sitting up and putting the sticks he'd been tying together down.
"I see lots of stuff, there are bricks, what looks like a box full of plungers, Rope, I believe some TNT, and even some boards." Conner explained before handing the binoculars back to Jay.
"Let's go get it!' Duke exclaimed taking a step over the wall before a loud screech from the PA system made him come to a halt.
"Not so fast there Duke, you get t wait until you hear the air horn." Chris announced with a laugh.
"Pssh what are you going to do about it?' Duke asked crossing his arms.
"Glad you asked." Chris laughed before shutting off the PA.
"Well I'm off-" Duke started before hearing a loud whishing sound made by something moving fast, "What the-"
Seconds later a boulder twice the size of the Six foot Six Hockey player smashed into the ground inches from his face.
Duke screamed loudly and fell down in shock.
"See, I knew you'd see it my way." Chris laughed for maybe too long of a duration, "Anyway..."
Suddenly the sound of an Air horn sounded across the entire field and team Bush looked around.
"Jay! Duke! Let's get that TNT!" Conner ordered leaping over the wall and making a mad dash for the pile of goodies in the center.
"You heard him Mr. Eager." Ariel stated, "RUN!"
"Okay, Okay, Geez." Duke gulped following Conner while still shaking.
Confessional
Jay: We get to bring back a lot of stuff, and then we'll beat the other teams and lay siege to the big fort! YAY!
Duke: How dare Chris hurl a boulder at me! Who am I? Heather?
Conner: (he laughs and rolls his eyes.) Duke may not be an idiot but that Ego of his will definitely play a part in his downfall. But for now he remains a loyal asset to Team Conner, Oh yeah!
Team Juggernaut
Team Juggernaut's massive offensive group was taking a leisurely stroll out into battle, their sheer number advantage would play a big part in their likely victory, however not everyone was so confident in a third win in a row.
"I wonder if the other teams are afraid of us yet." Ace mused.
"I doubt that seeing as we're only one elimination away from being on equal ground." Donald replied.
"Pssh, the only reason we won those two challenges was due to my superiority as a Homosexual." Winston bragged.
"Winston, I'm not sure that's how being gay works." Lawrence replied earning himself a glare.
"Well the guys of this team are clearly the stronger group, So we may as well stop worshipping girls just because of their reproductive parts." Winston explained, "Who needs people of the opposite gender, girls should love girls and guys should love guys, that is the natural order."
"No it isn't." Ace replied crossing her arms and turning to face the short boy, "How exactly do people reproduce if they aren't mating?"
"Um simple, Test tube babies." Winston replied.
"Ew." Ace gagged, "That is a really freaky idea you have there."
"I'd like to see you find a better way to continue the human race you homophobic ***!" Winston yelled.
"I'm not homophobic!" Ace yelled getting ready to punch Winston right in the face.
"Guys-" Lawrence stated tugging Winston's sleeve.
"Let go of me fool!" Winston ordered as Lawrence backed up, "What is it?"
Donald and Ace suddenly bolted in the other direction while Lawrence and Joe backed away slowly.
"I DEMAND TO-OOFFFF!" Winston started before being nailed with a large crate which shattered on his head and dropped what appeared to be kitchen supplies all over the place, "Ouchie..."
Winston slumped his head in an unconscious state.
"Should we help him?" Lawrence asked as Joe pulled a fork out of his Afro after the shrapnel had settled.
Donald seemed to think about that for a second.
"Well?" Joe asked flicking the fork to the ground.
"He'll only slow us down, plus Chris will likely launch more junk at us." Donald explained, "And as an added bonus we don't have to listen to him."
"Hooray for annoying people having no peripheral vision." Ace smirked crossing her arms and inwardly laughing at Winston's misfortune.
"Let's move it Juggernaut!' Donald ordered running past, "The Warshipper's flag won't capture itself."
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Ace: He's right, it won't.
Team Bush fort
"INCOMING!" Ariel screamed diving under the wall just in time to avoid a well aimed ballista bolt curtsey of The Warshippers. The massive arrow as wide as a Tree trunk embedded itself in the ground to the left of the flag at least three or four feet deep.
"Return fire!" George ordered as Katharine ran to the ballista and cut the rope preventing it from firing, within seconds the massive log had punctured a decent sized hole in The Warshipper's fort wall and smashed halfway through the other side.
"Ouch." Ariel cringed as she noticed the damage.
"Hey Jarvis is anyone coming?" George demanded.
"Yeah but they're far away." Jarvis replied while gazing through the binoculars backwards.
"GIVE ME THAT!" Ariel yelled snatching the binoculars and using them properly, "We have about one minuet before they're here."
"What do we do?!" Katharine screamed.
"Reload that Ballista!" Ariel ordered as George ran to help Jarvis load up another bolt, "And prepare for some hand to hand combat."
"Aye Aye captain." Jarvis saluted dropping the bolt directly on George's foot.
"YEOWCH!" George yelled before Jarvis picked it up and helped him load it into the Ballista.
"FIRE!" Ariel ordered as Katharine obeyed. The large arrow embedded itself in the ground inches from Wilbur's feet making him scream and fall back delaying the enemy.
"HAH!" George laughed, "Take that Warshippers!"
Tania growled and dashed forward while the two guys followed at a much slower pace. So Ariel ducked under the wall while George stared directly at Tania who leaped over the wall and pile drove George to the ground, however within seconds Ariel had pounced and with a practiced hand from all the years in Girl scouts Ariel tied her up with rope leaving her immobile.
"WHAT?! WHY YOU!" Tania yelled before George took her sock off and jammed it in her mouth to keep her quiet. Suddenly Sensan and Wilbur didn't look so eager to advance quickly.
"DUCK!" Katharine yelled.
"That's not a duck!" Jarvis replied before a ballista arrow smashed through the barely existent wall and made the team scatter in fear as shrapnel rained down on them from all sides.
"HAH!" Sensan laughed as he and a whimpering Wilbur entered the fort with huge grins, "What're you going to do now?"
Everyone else was too dazed to do anything and even the bound Tania was having trouble spitting the sock that was in her mouth out.
"THIS!" A voice yelled to Sensan's right and he turned only to get a brick thrown at his face knocking him to the ground.
"OUCH!" Sensan yelped looking up to see Conner, Duke, and Jay standing there laden with materials.
"AHHHH!" Wilbur screamed dropping his stick and running full speed back to his base.
"You didn't have to throw a brick at me." Sensan whined before Jay tackled him and he was bowled over.
Confessional
Wilbur: Cowardice isn't bad if it keeps you alive right?
Ariel: Wow, we almost lost there didn't we?
George: How does one describe Conner's timing? Perfect in every way is the answer.
The Warshipper's Fort
"Is he retreating?" Luiza demanded as she stared at Wilbur running back to their base with a winded look, "If he's retreating maybe we should start using Russian tactics."
"Russian tactics?" Barbara asked in confusion.
"Friendly fire is encouraged on a retreating enemy." Luiza replied.
"But that's not ethical." Barbara protested.
"We're at war girl, pull yourself together!" Luiza ordered, "MAN THE BALLISTA AND AIM RIGHT AT THE COWARD!"
"Should we maybe aim at the bigger problem?" Holly asked as she lowered the binoculars.
"What bigger problem?" Luiza demanded snatching the binoculars and gasping in shock upon seeing Team Juggernaut dashing in their general direction.
"We also got three people from Team Bush following Wilbur." Ion added as he nervously sat upon the raised platform the ballista sat upon.
"Barbara!" Luiza exclaimed, "Get that board made of sticks over that hole pronto! Ion get ready to fire! Holly! Don't get captured! BATTLE STATIONS!"
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Ion: How am I supposed to throw this challenge when Luiza has such great leadership skills?!
Barbara had just put a large hand crafted board over the hole when Wilbur plowed it down crushing her under.
"HEY! Numbskull!" Luiza shouted, "Get off before you crush Ms. Christian over there flat."
"Sorry." Wilbur apologized taking a step off the wooden board and looking nervously at it, all he could hear however was a groan in return.
"Battl-" Luiza started before being smacked by a large wooden rod and gaining a dopey look on her face before falling to the ground unconscious.
"HAH!" Ace laughed as she looked over the wall only to have Holly poke her in the eye with a stick, "OW! AHHH!"
Ace let go of the wall and fell to the ground crushing Joe in the process.
"Ouchie." Joe groaned.
"Oh no, the ballista won't work!" Ion lied distracting Holly long enough for Donald to push her back and make her fall off the half completed wall.
"Pr-Pr-Protect the flag Ion." Wilbur mumbled.
"I can't I'm using this." Ion replied before screaming when Conner, Jay, and Duke jumped through the hole in the wall landing on the board and making Barbara scream, "Heh, Heh, excellent."
"Hey this is our flag!' Conner yelled.
"We got here first." Donald argued as Lawrence hopped to the ground beside him.
"It's our flag!" Wilbur yelped before dropping his weapon and curling in a ball of pure terror and falling to the ground sucking his thumb.
"You want this flag?" Conner demanded angrily, "Well you're going to have to go through us first!"
"Bring it!" Donald yelled before Duke and Conner pounced on him.
Confessional
Donald: Truth be told I've dealt with guys their size before, most of them want to fight me like it's a rite of passage thing or something. (Static cuts him off.)
Wilbur: (He's sucking his thumb.) Why didn't I surrender? Why?! (He returns to sucking his thumb.)
Conner: Wilbur is such a wimp and it's pathetic, no one that size should be afraid of basically everything and everyone. Really if he's that scared he shouldn't even be here.
Duke: (He has several bruises and a missing tooth.) Ouch! Does Donald lift tractors for his workout because no man should be that muscular and tough.
Luiza: Great does my team represent the Killer Bass, The Killer Grips, Team Victory, The Toxic Rats, The Heroic Hamsters, And every other bad team in a season? Because we just blew that!
"Pinned ya!" Conner laughed before Donald grabbed his arms and flung him away straight into a wall.
"HEY!" Duke yelled before being pile driven by the almost seven foot tall intimidating African American guy.
"OUCH!" Conner yelped before noticing Jay and Lawrence wrestling over the flag while Ion laughed at them, "Hey why aren't you defending your flag?!"
"I don't want to." Ion shrugged as the two smaller people fell on the board Barbara was under making her scream and Ion laugh.
"Sociopath." conner muttered standing up but being tripped by a hand grabbing him.
"Oh no you don't!" Luiza shouted jumping on the boy and pulling at his hair.
"YEOWCH!" Conner screamed falling over.
While everyone was busy (or in Ion's case laughing at Barbara's misfortune.) Ace climbed to the top of the wall and made a mad dash to where Jay and Lawrence were pulling at the flag.
"LET GO!" jay ordered pulling hard.
"Okay!" Lawrence grinned letting jay have it, The momentum made Jay fall and the flag flew out of her grip and landed in Ace's arms.
"YES!" Ace laughed jumping through the hole and screamed before ducking. Seconds later a large boulder plugged the hole up and bashed Lawrence back so hard he flew into Conner knocking Luiza to the ground.
"My spine." Luiza whined in pain as Lawrence climbed the wall and jumped down to the other side following Ace's mad dash towards their fortress. Seconds later Donald climbed over and landed next to Joe.
"What happened?" Joe demanded with a groan as he sat up.
"Come on!" Donald ordered grabbing him by the shirt, if we go to Team Bush's fort we'll win for sure!"
"I'm not sure if that's good for my health." Joe replied before Donald grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him towards the other fort.
Confessional
Afro Joe: This game isn't good for my afro, I've already had a fork and Ace in my hair today, plus it's full of dirt now... (Joe whimpers.) I don't like it!
Donald: Sure Joe can be annoying but as long as you 'respect the fro' he's fine with you. And I can use that to my advantage.
Luiza: Ion is really getting on my nerves, he's really trying his hardest to lose isn't he? But there's only one person I want gone more than him now... Tania. After what she said to Holly I'm about ready to remove her head personally.
Conner: My team kind of sucks offensively, but it's better to force your foe to flee then to be fleeing yourself.
"Hey guys." holly stated as Conner and Luiza wrestled while Duke lay dazed on the ground beside Jay who was still disorientated.
"Let me go!" Conner growled through gritted teeth.
"Never." Luiza hissed.
"hey guys." Holly repeated.
The two didn't listen and Holly grew her unsatisfied look.
"GUYS!" Holly yelled making everyone look at her, "Anyone else notice the absence of the flag and anyone from Team Juggernaut?"
"Oh my god she's right." Luiza gasped in shock.
"LATER LOSERS!" Duke laughed before running straight into the boulder blocking the entrance and slumping to the ground in pain.
"Duke, watch where you're going!" Conner ordered.
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Duke: It's kind of hard to when one eye is swelled shut! GOD!
"Okay look, we're enemies right now but if we don't stop them they're going to take your flag as well." Luiza explained.
"I'm listening..." Conner trailed.
"Help us recover our flag and prevent yours from reaching their fort and then we both benefit and someone can snag their flag in the process." Luiza explained.
Conner seemed to think about this for several seconds before he nodded and shook her hand, "Deal."
Confessional
Conner: I'll snatch her flag and win in the process.
Luiza: I'll snatch his flag and win in the process.
Team Juggernaut's Fort
Serena and Lydia sat on the wall looking out into the distance in complete boredom.
"How much longer?" Lydia whined, "It's been forever!"
"It hasn't been forever." Serena sighed.
Lydia just groaned and picked up the binoculars looking east to where Chris and Chef were loading a very large boulder into the catapult, she then shifted her attention to the train wreck that was the Team Bush Fort, and finally to where Ace was running at them with a flag.
"Meh... Wait a second..." Lydia trailed doing a double take, "ACE HAS THE FLAG! ACE HAS THE FLAG!"
"What? Really?" Serena asked looking over the wall and gasping in delight, "Quick lower the ladder!"
Lydia jumped to where the Ladder was sitting began to tug it up and when Serena joined her they managed to fling it off the wall and onto the ground below. Acre reached the ladder with Lawrence in tow and began climbing it with the flag in one hand.
"Huh..." Serena trailed, "Why isn't anyone chasing them?"
Lydia shrugged and looked at the damaged fort occupied by The Warshippers to see no movement.
"Weird." Lydia trailed as Ace reached the top and cheered loudly.
A loud beep was heard and everyone grew confused.
"Attention Team Juggernaut, if you can hold that flag for another fifteen minutes The Warshippers are out and you win this round!" Chris announced over the loudspeaker.
"Thanks Chris, wouldn't have figured that out ourselves." Lawrence replied as he climbed to the top.
"Yeah it's for the audience, you know the ones that were in the bathroom during that announcement." Chris replied, "Also, take this!"
A loud whistling was heard before a boulder the size of a truck embedded itself in the side of their fort jarring the whole thing and making Serena fall on her bottom.
"What was that for?!" Ace demanded.
"My amusement." Chris replied before his sadistic laugh sounded through the speaker before it was turned off.
"Ugh." Ace sighed.
Confessional
Ace: Chris really irritates me sometimes, he can be quite the jerk, back home I loved it but here it really sucks, curse the bloodthirsty viewers that I used to be a pert of!
Lydia growled as she watched basically every other opposing player minus Jarvis and Katharine marched at their fort. Still no signs of Donald or Joe appeared so they could only assume they'd been captured. The only other person outside the castle was Winston who was still unconscious in the middle of the field awaiting non-existent medical service.
"So what do we do now?" Lydia asked, "We're going to run out of stuff eventually while they just continuously amass it, maybe we can teleport it back, HEY! Does anyone know magic?!"
"No." Serena deadpanned.
"Great what will do now... Oh How about giving them Cookies! Does anyone have a cookie?" Lydia asked.
"Okay stop talking!" Lawrence ordered, "You change subjects more than a one man political debate."
"How can you debate yourself?" Lydia asked before a clink was heard and suddenly a grappling line was caught on the battlements.
Lawrence and Lydia looked down to see Conner starting to climb.
"HAH! STOP ME NOW!" Conner ordered with a laugh.
"OKAY!" Lydia smiled pulling scissors out and snipping the line leaving Conner to fall to the ground with a scream.
"Why didn't you just throw the line down?" Lawrence asked looking at his teammate.
"What and let them use it again?" Lydia asked with a shrug.
Confessional
Lawrence: Despite all Lydia's faults as in how easily she can be distracted she's actually really smart, I don't think Donald sees that... (Lawrence laughs.) Looks like I have myself an Ace.
"COME ON!" Sensan yelled in anger as his teammates carried a ladder towards him, every single member of the team was present trying to reclaim their flag and they outnumbered every other group there but the advantage was clearly in Team Juggernaut's hands, all they had to do was hole themselves away until twelve minutes had passed and then they'd easily overwhelm team Bush and win the challenge.
"Where did you guys get a ladder?" Duke asked pointing at the very rickety looking prop.
"Well we made for something like this." Sensan shrugged as it was propped against the wall, "Sorry but you guy will have to climb."
"Fine!" Duke yelled walking up to the wall and finding the narrow handholds he could climb with, Ariel and George followed suit while Conner was helped up by Jay.
"It's at time like these when I love this show." Ace snickered as she held a brick over the ladder and dropped it nailing Ion on the head and making him fall taking his teammates down with him. Ace promptly kicked the ladder on top of them forcing them to restart.
Confessional
Ion: I have a naturally strong grip so I let go on purpose, we can't get the flag back or my plan is not going to work.
"This is too easy." Duke laughed as he reached the top of the wall and laughed at his foes, "Prepare to surrender."
Serena whacked him on the head and when he reached for the pained area he screamed and fell with a loud thud on the ground saved by the muddy area surrounding it. It was still painful however.
"SET UP THE LADDER AGAIN!" Sensan yelled before screaming and dodging a boulder which smashed their ladder to bits.
"Well..." Luiza stated, "What do we do now?"
"Climb." Sensan replied pointing at the wall and receiving a lot of groaning as a response, "Hey! Do you want to lose or win here?"
"Win." his team exclaimed minus Ion who remained silent and received a glare from his teammate.
"Well, Let's move!" Sensan ordered as his team rushed to the wall except Holly who began tugging at the rope on the ladder.
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Holly: I'm not strong so using a rope will help me exceptionally
Lydia held a large rock over the wall and dropped it down towards Conner who dodged to the side and did the same thing when Ace chucked one at him from the other side.
"Gotta try harder than that!" Conner laughed before Lydia grabbed a stick and held it down poking Conner in the face, "HEY!"
Conner grabbed the stick with both hands and laughed only to have Lydia let go and for him to fall screaming into the mud.
"We kind of suck at this." Ariel explained, "Maybe we should just give up and walk away."
"Um that isn't really an option." Jay replied pointing behind Ariel.
"Huh?" Ariel asked turning around only top be plowed over by Donald who held their flag like a javelin and threw it right over the wall.
"WHAT?!" Conner screamed.
"AND TEAM JUGGERNAUT WINS THE FIRST ROUND!" Chris announced flying up to the group on his jetpack and grinning, "The rest of you better step it up or you'll all lose... Again."
"Zip it Mclean!" Duke ordered.
"OH Chef!" Chris called and suddenly with a large whoosh a cage smashed on the ground next to Duke and Fang sat there in the mud before growling at everyone near him.
"RUN!" Donald screamed.
"I really love this job." Chris laughed as everyone around him panicked.
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Chris: Okay so Team Juggernaut is doing great but the other teams suck at this game, the only question is which one sucks more?
Donald: Chris thinks he's so funny pummeling us with boulders but my team is going to win this and no one will stand in our way! Got that?!
Sensan: I feel so stupid, of course Donald would go after Team Bush's flag, How did I not see that?!
Conner: Yeah, Katahrine and Jarvis are so DEAD!
Team Juggernaut fort
Downsized was an understatement, not only was the east wall busted to bits by heavy artillery fire but the place was a mess and no supplies remained for the group, maybe they shouldn't have been so cautious with their own forty and given Team Bush the massive advantage.
"Well this isn't terrible but its still going to be hard to defend." Donald sighed, "We need one more person on the defensive side."
"Why don't we make Winston do it?!" Ace demanded glaring at the Heterophobe.
"I don't see why I'm being hated on so much." Winston argued crossing his arms in defiance.
"I don't know maybe it's because you were unconscious for the entire round last time." Ace growled stepping close to the boy.
"is that a threat because as I remember it the fault wasn't mine." Winston hissed.
"Whoa, settle down guys." Donald ordered, "Neither of you are attending defense."
"Why not ?" Both campers exclaimed.
"Because Lawrence volunteered." Donald replied pointing at the boy.
"Hey I don't want an argument raging here." Lawrence pointed out, "Plus I didn't do too much last time so i'll stay here with Lydia and Serena."
"Which palace are we invading first your dictatorship." Winston drawled.
"The big one Winston, that way we don't have to scale it later. Shoot some ballista bolts into the wall so we have some points to hide under while they pelt us." Donald explained, "We'll make a two pronged attack so they have to spread out, once someone gets over everyone else can keep coming and once we get the flag rally back here, Lawrence use rope to immobilize them and keep them under control until we get back, My guess is that we'll be targeted for winning that last time so keeping people at bay is crucial."
"Too bad Raelynn isn't awake to help us." Serena sighed.
"Well we have to work around that, hopefully she'll be proper for the next challenge." Donald replied, "Otherwise I'm not going to look at her favorably."
"yeah..." Lawrence trailed, "I'm going to go and set up."
"Good plan." Donald nodded.
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Donald: Stealing the remaining sleeping pills from Chef, Piece of cake, Slipping said sleeping pills into Raelynn's tea? Even easier, Turning the team against her due to this, absolutely flawless! Who plays fair when cheating gets you so far ahead.
Lawrence: So Raelynn's been sleeping all day, she's going to be wide awake after that monster nap and then by tomorrow she'll be back to normal, falling asleep randomly and all, if she could get proper medication I could see her being a formidable foe.
Team Bush Fort
"ALRIGHT!" Conner cheered as his team stood in the center of the amazing and fortified fortress that Team Juggernaut had left in mint condition. The only damage was caused by the other teams and it was so minor it didn't even make a difference.
"Okay we don't even need half the people defending this time." Conner grinned.
"We should leave at least two." Ariel suggested, "And don't make them Katharine and Jarvis."
"Hey we tried our best!" Katharine protested.
"Jarvis said you just let them take the flag." Ariel argued, "Are you throwing the challenge in hopes of eliminating me?!"
"N-No." Katharine stammered, "Why would I do that?!"
"Well you're so immature an idea that dumb would be just up your ally." Ariel stated.
"I'm immature?! I don't have a baby back home do I Ariel?" Katharine demanded making Ariel seethe with anger.
"Cat fight." Duke grinned making Conner sigh and walk forward.
"Girls enough, you can pull each other's hair out later, but for now we need to work as a team or I can personally guarantee one of you two will go home." Conner stated glaring at the two girls, "Now we need a plan or we will lose again."
"What with this fort?" Duke demanded with extreme confidence.
"Yes Duke, even with this fort." Conner replied.
"I think the last round would have gone better if we'd worn team socks, Let's have a vote! All in favor!" Jay exclaimed to an entire group of people looking at her like she was crazy, "WHAT?!"
"That is literally the worst idea ever." Conner replied, "You get to stay here you nut."
"YAY!" jay exclaimed happily, "Wait what kind of nut am I?"
"Okay we need someone to volunteer for this position or i'll make someone do it." Conner stated looking at the others, "Anyone?"
"I guess I could do it." George replied nervously.
"Great the creepy sock collector and the ugly kid in one place, now I don't care if the fort burns down." Conner snickered, "I'm only kidding bud, you know that!"
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George: No I don't how am I supposed to know?! I know I'm not handsome but I can't be that ugly can I?
The Warshippers Fort
"WHY? WHY? WHY?!" Tania screamed, "Now we'll never win!"
"That's partially your fault Tania." Luiza stated dryly, "We all played a part in our loss."
"Some more than others." Tania muttered, "I need some weed, why did Chris have to confiscate it?! And whoever stole my lighter is going to pay because even makeshift stuff is impossible right now!"
"Because it's ILLEGAL!" Barbara yelled.
"Oh zip Ms. Religious extreme." Tania ordered, "I'm not the one going home if we lose."
"Maybe you will be." Holly muttered under her breath.
"What was that Holly?!" Tania demanded narrowing her eyes, "Did you just say something about me? HUH?!"
"N-no." Holly stammered but Tania grabbed her by the shirt and pulled her off the ground.
"I don't like children and I won't hesitate to jab something in your neck." Tania threatened making Holly go wide eyed.
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Holly: It's almost too easy making Tania mad, first I plant the seed of doubt in her mind, then I stole her lighter, which made her go all crazy on everyone, she could've been a great adversary but she's too addicted to drugs to do anything with her power, now that the drugs are cut off it's time to cut Tania loose.
"Back off Tania!" Sensan ordered making Tania dump Holly roughly on the ground.
"You know you guys aren't very supportive of me, I have a problem and you won't even be kind to me!" Tania yelled.
"We will when you be kind to us." Luiza growled crossing her arms, "Now back off!"
Tania grumbled and sat down angrily.
"Okay team I vote we stay here and capture anyone who gets close to us." Sensan explained, "That way we won't be annihilated and maybe then we can win a round."
"Good plan, there's no way we can lose that way!" Holly cheered.
"Yeah, not losing, Woohoo." Ion cheered sarcastically inwardly mad that he couldn't throw the challenge without his team noticing and voting him off.
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Ion: How am I supposed to get Barbara out now? not only is she rude but she insulted my very way of life, no one ever does that to her so why should she get to do that to me?!
An Air horn sounded and suddenly four people erupted from Team Juggernaut's fort and dove behind the cover of some bushes. Meanwhile the majority of Team Bush exited the massive castle they were calling home leaving two guards, Donald grinned at the prospect of winning yet another challenge and his group remained hidden while the larger group advanced towards their own fort.
"OKay team, Ace and Winston take one side and me and Joe take the other." Donald ordered.
"Afro Joe." joe corrected making Donald sneer at him, "okay I'll be quiet."
"Okay, Ace you take the far side me and Joe will take the more obvious route of attack." Donald explained, "Now Team Juggernaut! BATTLE STATIONS!"
With that war cry Team Juggernaut's offensive group began advancing with ease, the screaming didn't go unnoticed however and a massive arrow shot from a ballista flew over their heads smashing into the ground near the bushes.
"Keep moving!" Ace yelled as they ran, "Moving targets are hard to hit!"
"okay then." Winston shrugged, "As much as I hate to agree with a straight person I must due to the fact you're right."
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Winston: My genius has been rubbing off on Ace, First she will reach enlightenment, them my team will reach enlightenment, and then EVERYONE IN CANADA WILL REACH ENLIGHTENMENT! (He begins to laugh maniacally.) I am the future.
"Sure Winston." Ace sighed rolling her eyes as they reached the base of the fort they'd used last turn, the moment they got within range however George and Jay began pummeling them with stuff.
"WATCH IT!" Joe yelled as some debris narrowly missed his Afro by a few inches.
"Sorry." jay apologized from atop the wall, "Actually nah I'm not sorry."
Joe shook his hand at her in rage and Donald rolled his eyes at the childish motion.
"Hand me the rope." Ace ordered as Donald passed her some rope before he clung against the wall to avoid a falling block of ice.
"Where did they get Ice?" Donald demanded, "Was there a fridge in there?!"
Joe shrugged and began climbing while Winston and Ace ran to the other side of the wall.
Donald grunted and followed him seconds later.
meanwhile on top of the wall the two members of Team Bush were in utter panic due to the attack.
"WHAT DO WE DO?! WHAT DO WE DO?!" Jay screamed shaking George and knocking him to the ground, "We can't even hit them."
"I got a plan!" George grinned jumping on the ladder and sliding deeper into the base.
"Great just leave me here to be beat upon! FREAKING BRILLIANT!" Jay yelled in panic, "Although we could still win, and that would be awesome!"
Seconds later there was a loud grunt and Ace appeared on top of the wall exclaiming in victory.
"Hi!" jay greeted, "What are... Uh-Oh."
"YEEHAW!" Ace cheered pulling out a lasso and whipping it around Jay.
"Okay normally this would be fun, and it still really is fun but my teammates won't take kindly to this." Jay replied before she fell over, "GEORGE HELP!"
"Ah-HA!" Ace grinned walking towards the ladder, "now to climb... What the-"
Ace stared in shock as fire crep6t up the ladder and George sat grinning at the bottom completely safe as the wood splintered and cracked.
"How do I get down and back up again now." Ace deadpanned.
"That's something you're going to have to figure out while my teammates pillage your flag." George grinned making Ace growl.
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Ace: Not Cool George, Not Cool at all!
George: What I had to do something, Conner decided to leave us there by ourselves.
Team Juggernaut Fort
"INCOMING!" Lawrence screamed as Lydia and Serena ducked before a ballista bolt smashed into their own ballista and destroyed it in a matter of seconds.
"That isn't going to help." Lydia commented with a sigh, "Maybe we'll lose this one."
"We must defend our fort with our lives!" Lawrence exclaimed.
"uh..." Lydia trailed.
"I don't know..." Serena added.
"With our lives..." Lydia added.
"Fine, be chickens." Lawrence stated, "Prepare for a strike from The Warshippers!"
"Why?" Lydia asked, "They aren't even attacking."
"Oh... Um what about Team bush?" Lawrence asked.
"Five of them." Lydia replied like it was nothing.
"WHAT?!" Serena and Lawrence screamed.
"Yeah and they're really close." Lydia replied.
"How close?" Serena demanded grabbing the binoculars and seeing three of the five standing in the distance, "I only see three though."
Without warning a stick smacked Serena right in the face and she fell to the ground as Conner and Duke stood up laughing from behind the wall.
"STOP THEM!" Lawrence yelled.
"Make me." Conner demanded loudly.
"Keep it down." Lawrence ordered.
"Why?" Conner asked with curiousity.
"Raelynn's asleep." Lawrence replied.
"Well too bad." Conner smirked kicking Lawrence in the face and jumping over the wall as his team advanced and began climbing the wall.
"Stop!" Serena ordered as she backed right into the flag.
"Book em!" Conner grinned mischievously.
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Conner: HAH! My strategy worked! Who's the dominant team now Donald?!
Lawrence: I wasn't scared, I was just surprised, The screaming was all an act. Yeah that's it.
Serena: being tied up hurt, My aversion towards being kidnapped just grew due to this challenge.
Conner grinned as his attack party stood over the three bound members of Team Juggernaut. Jarvis was whacking a metal rod against the flag and creating an annoying ringing sound that echoed through the entire camp and would give anyone a headache if they were sane. Luckily for Jarvis he was not.
"WILL YOU QUIT THAT!" Conner yelled loudly.
"Shush!" Lawrence ordered, "You'll wake Raelynn."
"Yeah right, the girl who's been sleeping all challenge." Conner scoffed, "She's out colder than a coma patient."
"He's right." Lydia shrugged making Lawrence purse his lips in an annoyed fashion.
As the three team Juggernaut members sulked at their defeat Duke plucked the flag from its stand and laughed, "Wow who knew they were so easy to beat without the bi-"
Before he could finish a rope lassoed his torso and he was brought to the ground with s thud dropping the flag.
"Now what?!" Conner demanded turning around expecting to see The Warshippers their but recoiled in shock seeing a very grumpy looking Raelynn staring at him with a look that told him she'd just woken up.
"Wow, did not see that coming." Jarvis commented.
"We all saw that coming Jarvis." Conner replied before Raelynn chucked a brick at him and he fell to the ground in pain.
"BRING IT ON! RAAAAAH!" Raelynn yelled before jumping into a fray with the enemy.
Team Bush Fort
By this point the ladder was noting but a pile of dust next to George and nothing else stood. his plan was working seeing as if anyone jumped down they wouldn't escape and would be useless for the remainder of the round. Jay sat next to Ace while tied up to a battlement and playing cards with everyone on the opposing team but Donald who was tying rope together to make a ladder. He seemed annoyed by his teammates
"Royal Flush." Jay smiled dropping the cards onto the stone and grinning at her disgruntled opponents.
"Can we play something else?" Winston demanded, "Like-"
"I don't want to play anything that has to do with proving gayness is better than being straight." Ace replied as Joe opened his mouth, "Or vice versa."
"Hey Donald why don't you come play?" Ace demanded.
"Because I'm trying to win this thing." Donald replied as he tore a rope in half with his teeth and tied it onto his project, which was almost complete.
"Yeah! if you manage to get the flag you have to promise to let George out.' jay exclaimed, "Because he must be bored by now.
"Meh." was the response from the inner part of the fort where George was hammering pointed stakes into the ground around the flag, the fence was only half completed seeing as George had run out of sticks.
The fort rumbled as yet another boulder was hurled into it, Chris appeared to be very bored and was likely regretting his idea to have three rounds. Things were just getting so boring.
"Donald, we can use this place to prevent them from knocking us out." Ace explained, "It's the only way I see us winning."
"The only way I see us winning is by capturing that flag, so shut up, help me, and maybe I won't convince the others to vote you off!" Donald yelled causing everyone else to look at the two arguing teammates.
Ace pursed her lips and glared at Donald before Donald tied a final stretch of rope onto his makeshift ladder and threw it down before beginning his decent towards George.
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Donald: You know maybe I should throw a challenge and eliminate Ace, I mean sure no one has an alliance yet but I'm pretty sure I can get Joe, Lawrence, and Raelynn on my side, maybe Winston if I play my cards right but I'm not sure about him, and I kind of want that useless guy gone.
Jay: So my team kind of blew that second round, I think they got intercepted by The Warshippers or something because they never came back.
Ace: Donald thinks he's so tough but I know I can dig up a good strategy, I just need to stay a step ahead of him. But hey! If we keep winning me and him sure make a great team.
The Warshippers Fort
"I'M BORED!" Ion whined as his team sat in their base awaiting an attack, completely oblivious to the fact the other two teams were too busy scuffling to even think about attacking them yet.
"Well then go jump off a cliff and see if that helps." Tania suggested making Ion give her an annoyed look.
"Can we just go attack someone Sensan?" Barbara demanded.
"No Barbara, this game is barbaric, I don't believe in conflict and after last round I'm making us stay put until it's safe and we can win this non-violently." Sensan explained.
"We can't win a war without violence!" Barbara exclaimed, "Sure you can use diplomacy but the battle's already started and we can't stop that."
"Yeah it won't be long before Chris-" Holly started but was interrupted by the whistling of air and a large crate thudded to a halt in the middle of the camp.
"Hey look he sent us supplied." Wilbur grinned.
Contrary to Wilbur's belief a large reptilian fist smashed through the crate and it fell apart to reveal three crocodiles with unnatural pure red eyes.
"Um, are these what I think they are?" Wilbur asked nervously as he backed away.
The mechanical whirring of engines starting answered his question, that and the blaring of the latest version of Mytunes.
"RUN!" Luiza screamed diving over the wall and two of the crocs began chasing members of The Warshippers around and the third took off into the air and began chasing down Wilbur who had taken off screaming.
"Chris warned us this would happen if we didn't do anything!" Barbara screamed ducking under the airborne mechanical crocodile, "This is all your fault Sensan!"
"For once I agree with her." Ion nodded as he jumped back from the snapping jaws of a crocodile.
"Hey you all agreed with me." Sensan argued before screaming and jumping back from the jaws of the other animatronic crocodile.
As the members of the team scattered and screamed suddenly the numbers in the fray grew as members of Team Bush jumped over the wall and by the time The Warshippers noticed half of them had been tied up and Lydia had snatched the flag.
"HEY!" Sensan yelled from where he sat perched on the wall.
"Sorry, finders keepers!' Lydia giggled before leaping over the wall and dashing to her base, Luiza and Sensan exchanged a look before chasing after her, they weren't about to lose again and truth be told, Lydia wasn't exactly the best at long distance running.
"STOP!" Luiza ordered putting on a burst of speed and catching up fast, however someone had just woken up from a monster nap and had eight times the energy of a normal human being.
"PILE DRIVE!" Raelynn yelled making Luiza scream before she was tackled and bound with a rope, almost instantly Raelynn hopped to her feet with an energy she hadn't mustered before. She was so quick Sensan was bowled over before he could do anything.
"What? Raelynn? What?" Sensan sputtered as the girl took off after Lydia with a huge grin and dove into the base scaring the life out of her teammates. Seconds earlier Donald, Joe, Ace, and Winston had dropped the flag down near their own and were suddenly shocked by the rapid appearance of their teammate who they all thought was still asleep.
"Hey guys!" Raelynn exclaimed, "Hi! Looks like we won huh?"
"Uhhh..." Donald trailed.
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Donald: Raelynn wasn't supposed to wake up! Her body must have processed that medication faster than predicted (Donald smacks his face and groans.) I need to create a scapegoat before we lose or someone is taking advantage of the fact Ace drove a vote at me already. Winston is already a target but I need someone to play that role... But who?
Raelynn: I haven't felt this awake since... EVER! Wow who knew staying awake for over twenty four hours could benefit you this much? ... I'll be back to normal by sundown I predict.
Winston: Okay so maybe I accidentally lit the wooden base of their fort on fire once we'd cleared out, the place reeked of straight people!
Sensan: What happened to Raelynn? I mean really, what happened?
"Team Juggernaut wins immunity!" Chris announced over the intercom, "They also win the fabulous prize of an advantage in tomorrow's challenge, which I will explain when the time comes, and seeing as George wrecked the nice fort we need a new tie breaker."
"What does he mean ruined?" Ace demanded, "That fort is fine."
As if on cue the wall of the massive castle set on fire.
"Great..." Chris stated as Chef drove up in his jeep, "Now what are we supposed to do?"
"Are George and Jay still in there?" Joe asked.
"Nah, we tied them up and left them in the mud." Donald replied before a section of the wall collapsed and his face grew worried.
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Chris: Okay new tie breaker, and this one's going to be far more dangerous.
After the interns had rescued Jay and George and been taken off life support the two teams still trying to win immunity stood in front of Chris while Team Juggernaut sat to the side.
"Originally you were all supposed get four players from Team Juggernaut each and use the two best forts but seeing as whomever lands with the cummy one will definitely lose I've decided on a new tie breaker." Chris explained as the interns set up several boxes.
"And what would this be?" Luiza asked in deapan.
"You each choose a box and whoever gets the golden immunity pass wins the game for their team." Chris replied to much protesting.
"This is luck based!" Conner yelled, "There's no strategy!"
"Is this your show? No! Did you dominate in the game like Team Juggernaut? No! Are you allowed to change the game so the viewers don't get bored and get to go to the elimination ceremony instantly? NO!" Chris yelled, "Now this is how it works, the boxes are either empty or filled with stuff that will be fun... To watch. But to keep it fair we'll go with The Warshippers because they have more ladies."
"Okay then..." Luiza trailed, "Who wants to go first with a one in fourteen chance of winning?"
"I'll go, I'm usually good with draws." Barbara replied stepping forward, "Every weekend at our weekly church banquet i win at least one of the door prizes."
"Huh?" Luiza asked.
"Every five dollars you donate gets your name put into a random draw, the money goes to local charities." Barbara smiled as she bragged about her church.
"Enough talking, pick a freaking box!" Tania ordered.
"Fine!" Barbara exclaimed, "You don't have to yell."
Barbara walked up to the boxes and after a few seconds lifted one up and smiled.
"This one feels lucky!" Barbara called back to her team who were backing away, anything that felt lucky was probably filled with something that was alive.
Barbara opened the box and screamed as a swarm of bees swarmed out and engulfed her head. She then proceeded to run towards the lake still screaming her head off.
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Ion: Best tie breaker EVER! (ion begins to snicker.)
"Looks like Barbara chose wrong." Chris smiled while stating the obvious, "Team Bush select someone to go first."
"George." Most of the team said in unison making George look at then quizzically before approaching the remaining boxes.
"I-Is there any way to make sure there isn't a trap in one?" George asked nervously.
"Shake one and you're disqualified." Chris replied in deadpan, "It's also your fault we're doing this so suck it up!"
"Fine." George grumbled opening the lid of a box and looking inside, mere seconds later a boxing glove pumped out and knocked George on his back unconscious.
Chris began laughing maniacally as two interns rushed up and carried George away.
"Pretty Bird." George slurred before his head drooped and he fell unconscious.
"Warshippers? Next victim?" Chris asked.
"We'll make Holly do it." Tania replied making her teammates gasp.
"W-W-Why me?" Holly stammered.
"Because you're expendable, duh!" Tania exclaimed.
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Holly: Expendable?! GRRRR!
Holly grabbed the nearest box and opened it backing her head away in fear and when nothing happened she looked inside to see a completely empty box.
"Great." Holly muttered tossing it to the ground, "And so the torture continues."
"team Bush, i would wish you luck but that's bad for ratings." Chris explained, "So instead let's pick a box and make sure it's a painful one."
"Fine, let's get this over with." Ariel sighed walking up and grabbing a random box, "What's the worst that could happen?"
"You die." Jarvis replied.
"Thanks for the motivation teammate." Ariel hissed before cracking open the box and screaming as a bird flew out and barely missed her head.
Chris grinned as she glared at him and returned to her team. Almost instantly Luiza replaced her in choosing a box and when she opened it pepper sprayed out and made her scream in rage.
"Sorry girls but only one's a winner." Chris smirked before Jarvis walked up and grabbed a box, when he opened it sand fell through the bottom along with several scorpions obviously meant to sting someone when they dug around in the sand but instead they were all over the place now.
Ion grinned as he walked up and ripped the top off a box before getting a confused expression.
"What the-" Ion started.
"Leftover toxic marshmallow of loserdom, might want to drop that before you lose your stomach lining." Chris suggested as Ion dropped the box in annoyance.
Conner walked forward and opened yet another box before grinning.
"OH YEAH!" Conner smirked holding up a golden ticket with a marshmallow on it.
The Warshippers all groaned as Chris grinned.
"Okay then, Team Juggernaut you get to go enjoy the night and you get an advantage tomorrow, Team Bush, you're safe... For now, And Warshippers, i'll see you at the bonfire where someone will have even worse luck than anyone else." Chris smirked, "See you at sundown."
The Warshippers groaning only increased upon hearing this.
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Barbara: Well now I have to pick who has to go home, you know it's strange working with my teammates but I guess I should follow my morals, in that case Sensan, Tania, and Wilbur are options for various reasons but Tania sure was the most annoying... Plus she smokes drugs and that's a sin...
Sensan: Great, as if losing Kylee wasn't a huge disadvantage already!
Donald: Team Bush is going all the way! Unless of course in can find another person to peg a loss on, I need a scapegoat.
Conner: My god were we lucky, imagine if we'd lost and lost Jarvis, I wouldn't know what to do with our team!
Camp
"So now what?" Wilbur asked as his team stood near their cabin.
"We pick someone to kick off genius." Tania replied.
"Well I say we pick between miss scrappy over here and the rock star." Luiza replied pointing to Tania and Ion respectively.
"What?!" Ion gasped, "Why me?!"
"You were terrible in that challenge, but you are useful so my pick would be Tania." Luiza replied.
"Well I say we give Barbara the boot, she isn't accepting of anyone else at all." Ion replied, "Plus I can't name a single person she hasn't complained about."
Barbara narrowed her eyes at him but didn't say a word. Which was odd.
"Come on!" Ion exclaimed, "You didn't hesitate before, why are you holding back now?!"
"Maybe I just had a little chat with Barbara." Luiza replied shooting an annoyed look at Ion, "She may have strong opinions but at least she's useful in challenges."
"We should choose a candidate that doesn't benefit the team instead of running off personal grudges." Sensan explained, "That is the only way this team will reach its most powerful and start accomplishing stuff in challenges."
Ion sighed and hung his head, "I guess you're right Sensan, I'll put aside my grudge..."
Ion glared at Barbara.
"For now." Ion growled before walking into the cabin without another word.
"I'll go talk to him." Sensan replied standing up, seconds later Wilbur followed and only the girls sat on the porch.
"So anyone else notice they're in an alliance?" Luiza asked.
"I really could care less." Tania replied looking at Luiza lazily.
"You could at least try to be a team player." Barbara stated coldly.
"I wouldn't talk Barbara." Tania snickered, "See you at the boat of losers!"
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Tania: Am I worried? Nope, Barbara has been a thorn in everyone's side since day one and just because Luiza talked to her doesn't mean she'll change, people don't change, mark my words!
Ion: As if I'm not voting for Barbara tonight.
Barbara: Luiza's being nice to me, maybe I judged her too early, or maybe she's just the best I can work with right now, I need to choose a path that won't get me booted and that means voting off someone who's a bigger pain than Beardo was in Dave's side.
Luiza: I think my persuasion for the vote tonight is Holly, anyone who disrespects such an innocent person deserves to walk the dock.
Bonfire Pit
The moon hung low in the sky as the members of The Warshippers entered the bonfire area and took their seats once again to await their host. Several of them glared at one another while some just sat there knowing the target wasn't all over their own back. Ion and Holly in particular looked calm while Barbara looked nervous and Sensan and Luiza looked nervous about how the outcome would effect the team.
Any thoughts were jerked from people's heads when Chris arrived carrying a plate with only six marshmallows on it, he placed it on the empty stump where Kylee had sat at the first elimination ceremony, it was almost as if Chris was mocking her.
"Warshippers, I didn't see a lot of teamwork today." Chris stated as several people pursed their lips, "There was fighting, arguing, insults, full on brawls, and really bad decisions made by the leaders."
Barbara, Luiza, Ion, and Sensan began to look worried.
"So, let's see who you blame for the collective failure against Team Juggernaut today, You may vote." Chris grinned.
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Barbara: I vote for Tania, she's been a pain in my side for a little too long, and plus I don't appreciate her attitude.
Ion: (He holds up Barbara's picture and draws an X over her face.) Bye bye religious nut!
Tania: (She has a snarl on her face and writes a name down rapidly.)
Sensan: (he's scratching the back of his head while staring at the paper in front of him.
"Well the votes are finalized, there will not be a tie breaker tonight." Chris smirked increasing the worry, "If I call your name you're safe, and may collect a marshmallow."
All attention shifted to the host and he grinned in a cocky manner.
"Sensan, looks like the leader position isn't cursed." Chris grinned tossing the marshmallow to the team leader.
"Excellent." Sensan smiled catching his symbol of safety.
"... Wilbur, you're safe buddy." Chris smiled.
Wilbur uncurled from his fetal position and walked over to Chris looking relaxed.
"Luiza." Chris stated as the girl confidently strode up and snatched the smallest marshmallow off the plate.
Everyone else got a little more worried.
"... Ion." Chris called as the boy stood and grabbed a marshmallow without showing any emotion, "And Holly."
Holly smiled and grabbed a marshmallow leaving one on the plate and two campers.
"Barbara, you're on the chopping block for your religious extremes and rude attitude to everyone else. Tania you're here for making fun of Holly's divorced parents and your overall lazy and unenthusiastic outlooks. But only one of you is safe." Chris explained, "The final marshmallow goes to...
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"YOU PICKED BARBARA OVER ME!" Tania screamed standing up and flinging her arms in the air.
"Yeah." Luiza replied tossing her marshmallow to the ground and standing to face Tania, "That's what you get for insulting Holly's family!"
Unknown to the two Holly grinned at this revelation.
"So?" Tania demanded, "At least I'm not a ***** like Barbara."
"Tania, boat of losers." Chris ordered interrupting the rant that was about to proceed.
"Fine! But you guys just made a terrible mistake!" Tania shouted in anger, "People don't change, just watch, she'll betray you all!"
With that being said Tania climbed into the boat of losers and it pulled away with the exceedingly angry girl on board. Chris then turned to the remaining six members of The Warshippers.
"Well good luck tomorrow or there is absolutely no chance you guys will ever catch up." Chris stated.
"gee thanks." Luiza stated sarcastically.
"Now, get!" Chris ordered pointing towards camp.
Confessional
Luiza: So I've outlasted three people and I'm basically guaranteed another round of staying, however it's about time I started taking Tanis's talking into account, it is pretty obvious the guys have formed an alliance, and if we don't take care of them they'll definitely overrun us.
Barbara: People are annoyed with my religion? Why? What's wrong with it?!
Sensan: I'm hoping Ion doesn't try throwing the challenge tomorrow, or else I'll be just about done with him.
Team Juggernaut cabin
team Juggernaut couldn't be happier, they'd gone three challenges without a single loss and they had a advantage in the challenge tomorrow. So of course their team conflicts remained a side dish to the rest of the happy things going on, but it was certain if they did lose someone would come unglued and the major team would stop being so powerful.
"We are on fire!" Lydia exclaimed as she sat on her bed grinning, "I'm so glad Raelynn woke up!"
"Yeah we owe our victory to her... and to Donald of course." Ace nodded from where she sat on the bed under Lydia, "If it wasn't for his leadership we would've sunk."
"Yeah... I was only partially responsible." Donald growled before regaining his smiling face, "So Ace ever figure out who dumped yesterday's dinner in your drawers?"
"No." Ace replied with a sigh, "No I didn't."
"Well that sucks, I bet it was someone from another team trying to mess with our heads." Raelynn explained.
"That does make sense, an enemy can't fight you if they're fighting themselves." Lawrence nodded.
"Tactics do say that is a valid statement." Donald nodded, "But-"
"There's always a but." Joe sighed.
Donald glared at him before continuing, "But we can't get cocky, all it takes is one bad challenge and we're on par with Team Bush and almost tied with The Warshippers, so I want normal sleeping going on because we all saw how Raelynn was asleep for most of the challenge."
"He has a point." Raelynn replied, "I am feeling tired too."
"And I don't want anyone taunting the others or karma will strike us like thunder strikes a kite." Donald finished.
"Okay, fine, we won't get cocky." Joe replied, "happy?"
"Yes." Donald replied, "But for now, let's celebrate and hope lady luck stays on our side."
"Agreed." Lawrence nodded, "I'd hate to start losing."
"Ditto." Serena nodded, "I've packed enough clothes for this entire game and I'd hate to not wear some of them."
"... What is with you and clothes?" Ace asked in confusion.
"Don't you love the smell of fresh clothing, and the lovely feeling you get when you buy it?" Serena asked with a longing sigh, "When I win the money i'll never have to worry about a budget again."
"Okay." Ace replied trailing, "I can already tell you didn't mess with my clothes."
Confessional
Ace: So I'm still mad but I'm not going to flaunt that about, the last thing I need is a target on my back, and from watching past seasons, bad attitudes never get you far.
Serena: Pssh, it's not like I'm the only one with a set of clothes for every single day of the year. (She blows hair away from her eye and crosses her arms.
Donald: So I have a confession, I put food all over her clothes, yeah judge me if you want but she tattled on me yesterday and I was seriously hoping that she'd throw a fit and piss everyone off, but no! She has to be all, it was the other team. I'm not done with her, if she hadn't forced me into an extra vote I wouldn't be gunning for her period.
Team Bush Cabin
"Today was a good day." Conner grinned as he poured water into a glass from the tap in the kitchen of the cabin, "If we keep this up I'm guaranteed to make the merge."
"Why are you talking to yourself?" George asked as he walked in in his pajamas and dumped a glass of water out in the sink.
"Because there's no one else to talk to." Conner replied, "Plus I can't think of a better way to assure myself a calm attitude."
"Hey Conner?" George asked.
"Yeah?" Conner asked.
"Do you see me as valuable to this team or just a number?" George asked.
"Really, I can't answer that, you're great in challenges but I have to admit that your social game is off by a lot." Conner replied with a shrug, "Try working on people and we'll see if I try to keep you around."
"How?" George asked,. "Katharine and Duke can't even look past my appearance!"
"That isn't my problem." Conner replied starting to exit the kitchen, "You figure out what to do."
Confessional
Conner: I don't have to like George, he has a disability to the social game but I will admit that I value his competitive abilities in this game, he's clearly good at it, and if he and Jay get the upper hand there goes my tightly locked alliance.
"Finally." Ariel sighed as she sat back on the couch and rubbing her temples, "I can't believe how difficult college shopping is."
Ariel sat back and shut her eyes while grinning, today had just gone great, and she couldn't wait to compete in the next challenge.
"Only one thing bothers me." Ariel smiled.
"What's that?" A voice asked making Ariel crack an eye open and stare at Duke who had just appeared.
"Katharine and her exceptionally immature attitude." Ariel explained, "She needs to grow up."
"And you act like an uptight schoolteacher, maybe you should act your age." Duke replied.
"I am acting my age." Ariel replied sitting up, "I found that being childish is not good for a young adult, Probably had something to do with Bruno."
"Yeah whatever, I really could care less, my targets are George, Jarvis, and Conner." Duke explained.
"Why Conner?" Ariel asked in curiosity.
"Have you seen how manipulative he can be?" Duke asked.
"Yeah but he's on our side.' Ariel shrugged.
"For now." Duke grumbled.
"Duke, you're trying to strategize way too early, wait until you see Conner targeting you." Ariel explained with a sigh, "Otherwise he will start to target you for betraying him."
"You're just saying that because you're his pawn." Duke growled crossing his arms.
"I'm anything but a pawn." Ariel replied before turning to face Duke, "Why don't you just concentrate on winning for our team right now instead of targeting our most capable player?"
"I'm our most capable player!" Duke exclaimed standing up and pointing at his teammate, "I am the star! The Point guard! The one who scores a hat trick! Not Conner!"
"Whoa, settle down Duke!" Ariel replied nervously, "If you keep thinking like that someone's going to eliminate you, we're a team not a star and a bunch of benchwarmers."
Duke didn't respond and walked away without a word.
"What he makes up for in strength he loses in that massive ego." Ariel grumbled.
Confessional
Ariel: If I ever wanted to kill myself I could climb up Duke's ego and fall to his IQ level. And for one he isn't stupid, that's how big his ego is.
Duke: I may be civil with the majority of my team around them but almost everyone annoys me save Katharine. The one that annoys me the most is probably Conner and I'm sure I can get people on my side to vote him off.
The Warshipper's cabin Boys side
Ion, Sensan, and Wilbur were all sitting in their beds doing various activities before bed. Sensan was mediating and breathing in and out deeply, Wilbur was reading what looked like a chapter book at an elementary reading level, and Ion strummed his guitar and made notes on a sheet of paper. The notes sounded strange and he was working on a very specific group of lyrics just in case a talent contest came about.
Without warning Ion stopped and stared at his teammates.
"How come Barbara didn't go?" Ion demanded making Sensan crack an eye open and Wilbur look up at the bunk above him.
"Well for one I found what Luiza told me about Tania to be shocking and rude so I voted for her." Sensan explained, "Anyone who can find humour in another's despair has no place on international television.
"I-I voted for Holly." Wilbur replied.
"Why?" Sensan asked.
Wilbur racked his brain for a lie that Holly wouldn't kill him for if Chris ever showed her this clip.
"Well she didn't do good in the challenge and I decided to keep the team strong." Wilbur explained hiding his face behind his book.
"So neither of you voted for Barbara." Ion growled, "Just great, how can I believe in an alliance that never tells me anything?"
"Dude, it was a one time thing." Sensan replied with a sigh, "There are six people left on this team and unless someone screws up royally my next vote goes to who deserves it most."
"And what are the chances of that being Barbara?" Ion demanded, "Hmm? Tell me!"
"She appears to be correcting the faults she has without even realizing it." Sensan replied, "Once she realizes she has changed for the better she will be a valuable asset to the world."
"Yeah and then she relapses and makes us all suffer, people don't change genius, they stay the same, when it come down to it Barbara is a religious nut building a thin membrane that looks like human skin over her corrupted body." Ion growled crossing his arms in the process.
"or perhaps she is nothing but a person wrapped in a thick shell of insecurities that is starting to crack." Sensan explained.
"Keep the monk talk to your head, you sound like a hippie." Ion growled grabbing his guitar and slinging it over the bedpost next to him.
"Believe what you will." Sensan sighed, "But remember that the path you seem to follow will only be your downfall."
"Dude, what is wrong with you people, this is the girl that got Kylee eliminated, called us names, insulted us, and even fights with people, and you think she's a valuable and worthwhile teammate and your just forgetting everything?" Ion demanded, "I'm going to sleep, I hope you guys are sane in the morning."
Wilbur and Sensan exchanged a look from the two lower bunks and turned away.
Confessional
Ion: It's not just a personal grudge here, Kylee was eliminated because of her, she's gotten into fights with multiple people, and been nothing but a nut since she's gotten here, if I were a judge I'd have her sentenced not forgive her because she was slightly better that day. I can't stand her and I don't understand why anyone else would side with her after what she's done and how she's acted.
Wilbur: Ion can be a bit obsessive but he does have a poingt, but right now my biggest worry is Holly, she's scares me, you've seen how she yells at me. It's like she isn't even herself.
Sensan: I see darkness in our future, we may have lost today but it won't be our last loss, if we don't chase away the darkness on our team it will consume almost everything we have, my guess is that the conflict between Ion and Barbara is at fault.
The Warshipper's Cabin, Girls side
Barbara sighed as she sat down in her bed again drawing the attention of her two cabin mates.
"Something wrong Barbara?" Luiza asked curiously.
"Well I was in the bottom two again, I really haven't been doing that well so far." Barbara sighed looking down at her hands, "You guys like me right?"
"Well..." Luiza trailed, "I enjoy your company when you aren't being an aggressive person."
"I'm not aggressive!" Barbara exclaimed angrily.
"I didn't mean it that way!" Luiza exclaimed, "It's just that... you know you can be very protective of your ideals and you don't always handle things properly."
"Oh..." Barbara trailed, "Like just now?"
"Yes." Luiza nodded, "Why not try to work with everyone tomorrow and see how it goes, try looking past what you view as flaws."
Holly nodded and Barbara sighed lying down in her bed and staring at the bunk above her that no one slept on anymore.
"look on the bright side, we ditched Tania tonight." holly smiled.
"That is a positive note of going to elimination." Luiza nodded grinning at Barbara.
"I guess, she was really annoying." Barbara smirked, "And now she won't burst into the cabin reeking of forest mushrooms."
"yeah I'm pretty sure she poisoned herself more than once." Luiza nodded, "But now our team can work as a unit and we'll be on our way to victory tomorrow.
"Yeah, Tomorrow we won't lose." Holly grinned, "You in with that idea?"
Barbara nodded, happy at leas some people were being nice to her.
Confessional
Barbara: So maybe I need to work with some of the people I don't like, it's kind of like a crusade in a way, without allies I wouldn't be able to win anything.
Holly: My team consists of Barbara and Luiza who are easily manipulated, Wilbur who's afraid of me, and Sensan and Ion, all I need to do now is feed the girls information about on throwing challenges and i'll be target free for yet another elimination ceremony.
Luiza: Barbara's okay, I would have preferred to be on a team with Serena but it may be better this way because once we hit the merge me and her can form an alliance o go all the way to the end!
Dock of Shame
"well that was fun." Chris smirked as he sat on the dock of shame with his feet hanging over the water which reflected the stars, "Twenty One campers remain on the island but that won't continue for long. Tune in next time for more drama, more heartbreak, more awesome challenges! And most importantly, Me! So come back next week for more Total! Drama! Boney Island!"
Boney Island
Tania sat on a crate on the boat absolutely volatile over her elimination, she would have taken it out on Chef but he had shut the door and wasn't even listening to her as the fog got even thicker. She silently wrung her fingers together while glaring at the endless void when suddenly the fog was gone and she stared straight at the massive skull that identified Boney Island.
"What am I doing here?!" Tania demanded as the boat came to a halt in the shallow water and Chef walked out of the cabin with a backpack and handed it to Tania before picking a board up and creating a bridge over to the rocks that led to the shore.
"You'll be joining Veegie and Kylee here." Chef explained, "Once two more people arrive you'll get a shot to get back to Wawanakwa, or lose and head home, you have enough supplies and I'd advise reaching the tree house as soon as possible unless you want to be eaten alive."
Tania walked over the board and Chef pulled it back cutting her off from the boat, he then walked back to the cabin and turned it around, disappearing into the fog.
"Well this looks fun." Tania growled before an unearthly screech sounded and she dashed to the tree house climbing up the ladder and pulling herself into the room surprising Kylee.
"Funny seeing you here." Kylee smirked from the bed she was sitting on, "I was expecting Barbara if our team lost."
"Yeah well she's a little more devious than either of us realized." Tania lied, she was sure she wouldn't make it back into the game but if she could plant seeds of hate against her teammates then maybe her revenge would go through.
"You wouldn't believe how mad I am, I've been left out here alone with only the odd sight of Veegie, it's been taxing." Kylee grumbled, "But revenge will be mine."
"Oh, revenge is just a starting point now." Tania grinned.
The Warshippers (6): Sensan, Wilbur, Luiza, Ion, Holly, Barbara
Team Juggernaut (8): Donald, Lawrence, Ace, Afro Joe, Serena, Lydia, Raelynn, Winston
Team Bush (7): Conner, Duke, Ariel, Jay, Katharine, George, Jarvis
Boney Island (3): Kylee, Veegie, Tania
Camp Staff: Chris (Host), Chef (Cook/Cohost), Jesslyn (Production Editor), Wallace (Equipment), Rajesh (Medical), Jeff (Cameraman), Various Interns that will probably die, and Steven (Everyman).
Votes
Sensan: Tania
Wilbur: Holly
Luiza: Tania
Ion: Barbara
Tania: Barbara
Holly: Tania
Barbara: Tania
Lawrence: The Sir
Afro Joe: The Hair obsessed moron
Jay: The Sock collector
Sensan: The Pacifist
Serena: The Shopaholic
Jarvis: The Crazy Homeless guy
Duke: The Cocky Hockey Player
Luiza: The Voodoo Magician
Winston: The Over the top Heterophobe
Wilbur: The fearful one
Raelynn: The Insomniac
Ariel: The Teen Mom
Kylee: The Beekeeper
Lydia: The easily distracted one
Katharine: The Barbie Doll
Tania: The Drama Queen
George: The Ugly one
Conner: Mr. Perfect
Ace: The Pilot
Barbara: Over the top Catholic
Donald: The Judgemental kid
Holly: The Child Star
Veegie: The Wild Kid
Ion: The Rock Star
Well that went from fun to boring and then back to fun, it was a weird chapter to write and I'm glad it's over, I mean that too, I'm excited to boot yet another camper and develop others and then we'll see who loses again or in Team Juggernaut's case finally loses. However I have something embarrassing to note, I didn't upload part one until this was almost done (Oops!) So this didn't actually go as fast as you may have thought. Funny how that happened though. Oh and I'm going to start developing my villains more, Holly and Donald in particular need more meat on their plans which are currently random bones with no skin. But yeah... Next chapter will boot my last bit of elimination fodder and then the real fun begins...
Question of the Chapter: What do you guys like and/or dislike about The Warshippers?
Next Time: DODGE THIS!
