"Ness! Hurry up! We're frickin' traveling!" Ninten exclaimed as he grabbed Ness' wrist, starting to drag him along.

"Hey! Hold up! I'm frickin' going!" Ness snapped.

"Having problems~?" Claus smirked, walking up to them.

"Hi guys!" Lucas smiled, standing next to Claus.

"What do you guys want? We're busy!" Ninten groaned. Claus, once again, rolled his eyes.

"Sorry Nin, we're bored." He replied. "Besides, me and Lucas are the REAL best partners ever."

"Silence yourself, you cinnamon roll!" Ninten griped. "That's our title."

"We're fighting over a title?" Ness asked quietly.

"Apparently." Lucas shrugged, watching as Ninten and Claus glared at each other.

"Me and Ness have been friends longer!"

"Me and Lucas are twin brothers!"

"Me and Ness look more like twin brothers than you two! Besides, brothers can't be friends! That's not how it works!"

"Is it not?"

"No! Brothers get along but can't be best friends! You need to let Lucas socialize!"

"You need to let Ness walk on his own!"

"You need to stop stealing Lucas' omelets!"

"..."

"No clever comeback, Clausy?"

"Sorry Ninty, I was thinking about how you always insult Ness!"

"We should get popcorn." Ness suggested.

"I agree!" Lucas nodded. "Want me to get some candy too?" Ness nodded and the two went over to get various foods. Once they returned, Ninten and Claus were still arguing. Eventually, Ninten rolled his eyes and went over to Ness, starting to drag him off.

"C'mon, Ness! We're gonna go do things that only the best partners ever can do!" Ninten stated.

"Please don't tell me we're doing trust exercises..." Ness mumbled pleadingly.

"Psh, no! I don't trust you!" Ninten laughed. "We are gonna go walk to the park!"

"That park?" Ness questioned, referring to the one behind Ninten's house. "With the hills and the stage and the pond?"

"Yes." Ninten smiled brightly.

"Okay! Let's go!" Ness beamed.

"Wha—? I wanna go!" Lucas exclaimed.

"Too bad." Ness and Ninten laughed. "Spend time with your partner. If you two are the best ever, then you'll find entertainment together!"

"Ugh.." Lucas groaned, crossing his arms. "No fair."

"Ninten is too arrogant." Claus shook his head. "C'mon Lucas, let's go play video games at home."

"But...but they're going to the stage!" Lucas exclaimed. "Why can't we do cool things like that?"

"Because best partners ever don't need to look like total idiots."

"Good point..."

"Now let's go!"

~WITH NESS AND NINTEN~

"We're traveling on our way to the stage cuz we're the best partners ever~!" The two beamed as they walked,

"Poor Lucas though." Ness mumbled. "He's stuck with Claus."

"Yeah, but he'll survive." Ninten shrugged. "I mean, c'mon, he's the one who decided to get attached to his twin! Oh, and we're even better partners because our names start with the same letter!"

"N and N!" Ness smiled brightly. "Only the best partners ever have names that start with the same letter! Ness and Nin!"

"Hey, do you remember when I was ten and everyone teased me cuz my name has ten in it?" Ninten chuckled. "They were all imbeciles! I am the ultimate, with Ness as the second ultimate!"

"Eh...good enough." Ness muttered, giving a laugh. Ninten was always full of himself, though he always put Ness as directly under him in the ultimate list of ultimate people. Occasionally, Ness would get the title of supreme, but never ultimate. The Ninten Ranking System went from gay, okay, flawless, supreme, and ultimate.

"Let's continue on!"

"Aye-aye!"

~WITH LUCAS AND CLAUS~

"Crap! No, not fair!" Lucas exclaimed as he lost.

"Dude, you've beat me like twelve times." Claus reminded,

"So!? You've beat me...nine times!" Lucas groaned. "Not fair!"

"There's nothing—"

"Quiet! Can we go buy brownies?"

"Okay!" Claus beamed as they both got up and left their house, walking to the store. "We have the same favorite foods, therefore we're the best partners ever."

"And neither of us are abusive to each other!" Lucas added. "We get along so well~!"

"Yep! Oh, and should we get anything else while we're getting brownies?" Claus asked.

"Hm...how 'bout more brownies!?" Lucas suggested.

"That's a great idea!" Claus smiled.

"I know it is~!" Lucas chimed. The two went into the store, glancing at the bakery section, going to get several boxes of brownies. Along with that, they decided to get some drinks and such before going to pay. There was rarely much problems between the two, with their similar tastes and interests.

~END~

who are the true best partners ever!?