Swiftly, Bunnie opened the door. Egbert rushed in. Inside, he found a bowl of fruit resting on a table. Being the glutton he is, he noticed that first. He grabbed an apple to steal. Immediately, the lights turned on, revealing Gordon. His arm opened as a stun gun drew from it. Egbert darted out the door. Gordon followed. Bunnie went into her house. She opened the door to the kitchen and entered. Looking for a weapon, her head darted around the room. She opened a drawer. Inside was a large knife. She knew it wouldn't hurt Gordon, so she looked more. Her attention was drawn to her microwave. Bunnie thought of a plan. She unplugged her microwave and headed to her living room. She plugged it in the closest outlet to the front door she could find. In the distance, Egbert was poorly evading Gordon's blows.
"Don't taze me, bro!" yelled Egbert in desperation.
"Egbert! Run this way!" screamed Bunnie to the helpless rooster.
Egbert followed instructions and ran back to Bunnie's house. He nearly knocked her down on the way in. Frightened, he huddled in the corner of the living room. As Gordon neared, Bunnie turned on the microwave. As it began to head, she took the knife and broke the door open, letting the harmful microwaves escape. The moment they reached Gordon, he shorted out. Sparks began shooting from his arms and eyes. Bunnie unplugged the microwave, knowing she had done enough damage to him. Within seconds, Gordon's arms exploded in a storm of sparks. He fell over, he had been destroyed.
"Is it dead?" asked Egbert.
"Yes, Egbert," replied Bunnie, "It's not over, though. Now we have to kill your gyroid."
"George? But he wouldn't hurt me!"
"We've gone over this."
"But he's so nice to me."
"Egbert, if you say anything more about your gyroid, I'm going to hurt you."
"No, a girl can't beat up a boy, that's impossible."
Bunnie punched Egbert in the stomach.
Egbert fell to his knees, "Ow! You hit hard!"
"That's because, unlike you, I work out."
"Girls work out?"
"Whatever. Let's think of a plan to kill your gyroid. How about this: First, you enter your home and ask him to help you cook something."
"What should I cook?"
"It doesn't matter. While you have him distracted in the kitchen, I'll stick this magnet to his head," said Bunnie, pulling a magnet out of one of her drawers.
"A magnet?"
"Yes. That's why you're not supposed to put magnets near electronics. They pull the circuitry and destroy all the data."
"Oh."
"Come on, let's go."
Bunnie and Egbert made their way to Egberts house. When they arrived, they stopped at the door.
"Go in," said Bunnie.
Egbert opened the door. George, the green gyroid, was waiting for him. "Hey, George. Want to make some macaroni and cheese?"
"Affirmative, EGBERT," replied George.
Egbert lead him into the kitchen. Once there, Egbert opened the pantry and removed a box of macaroni. "You get the cheese," said Egbert.
George opened a drawer and removed a knife. Once Egbert had put his wing down, George thrust the knife through his wing. The knife penetrated his flesh, going deep into the counter. Egbert shrieked in pain. Bunnie, just outside the kitchen at this point, heard the shriek. She was waiting for a better moment but knew Egbert was in trouble. She dashed into the room. George saw her and opened his arm to extend a weapon. Bunnie pressed the magnet to his head. George began to sound like a VHS tape while it was rewinding. Bunnie pulled the magnet away as George fell over. His CPU had been destroyed.
"Egbert, are you OK?" asked Ruby.
Egbert was crying, "It hurts!" he said, his words strained.
Bunnie put her paws on the handle and began to pull.
"YOWCH!" yelled Egbert, "Don't do that!"
"I have to get it out!" yelled Bunnie as she yanked on it again.
"OW! Stop it! Please!"
"The knife won't even budge."
"I thought you worked out!"
"Yeah, I exercise, but only to keep the fat off me. What, you expect me to be able to lift twice my body weight?"
"I don't know, that depends. How much do you weigh."
Bunnie sighed, "If you must know, I'm seventy eight pounds."
Egbert's eyes narrowed, "You're a chubby one, aren't you?"
"Do you want to live or not?"
"I'll shut up."
Bunnie began to walk out the door.
"Where're you going?" asked Egbert.
"For help. I'll be back for you later," replied Bunnie.
"Don't you leave me here!"
Bunnie ran out of the house, heading for the one person she could always trust.
