Yes! Success! Two chapters in one day!
I'll probably read this later and decide that it sucks, but for now I'm just going to leave it as is.
Guess what I don't own? Hetalia!
Romano didn't really believe in karma, but he was beginning to suspect this was payback for eating all of Spain's tomatoes last week.
He had finally caught that stupid tomato-wasting blonde bastard, only to have him somehow catch his bat swing and claim something about how it was his brother and not him who wasted his tomato juice. This was quickly dismissed this as a lie because no one had a sibling that looked so much like them that people couldn't tell them apart!
…He and Feliciano didn't count. Apparently it was easy to tell the difference between them once they opened their mouths.
Of course, it turned out the bastard wasn't lying. The real culprit jumped out from around the corner, and had the nerve to spray him with the juice again before running off.
And then his brother came flying out of absolutely nowhere, latched onto his side and began screaming something about talking doors, someone named Pru-ce-yah, purple lights, and how he was scared 'and you have to save me Romano!' And a bunch of other stuff that convinced the older Italian that he must be pretty pathetic if everyone liked this idiot better than him.
Then, because this wonderful little hell he found himself in wouldn't be complete without him, HRE's clone decided to show up, carrying an assortment of red-soaked rags. Apparently the bastard must have actually listened to the northern half of Italy's yapping, because he turned and asked the stupidest question possible.
"What about Prussia?"
Somehow, just like that, that one sentence managed to stop his brother from crying. (By this point, Lovino was pretty sure the universe hated him. It would have taken him twenty minutes to calm his fratello down, and this weirdo managed to do it in two seconds? How was that fair?)
"Ve~ I don't know anything about Mr. Prussia, but the front door said something about how it was going to break itself down if it didn't get to talk to Pru-ce-yah."
Romano didn't like the confused look the Germanic country gave his brother. "Ja, Пруссия, it means Prussia in-" He cut off abruptly, going pale and dropping the rags.
"In?" The cranky Italian prompted, because it was incredibly irritating when someone didn't finish their sentences. It's not like he was interested in what the potato bastard said.
Or anything like that.
Yeah.
In any case, it didn't help. The blonde simply turned and ran towards the front door, the Italians trailing after. (Plus Canada, but he was of course, forgotten.)
When they reached it, Romano let out a stream of curses that would make a sailor blush.
The entire door was a glowing purple bonfire, and a constant stream of Kol's was coming from outside it.
After a long moment, Canada spoke up. "Shouldn't we answer it?"
Germany and Romano stared at the quiet colony as if he was from mars.
"What?" came his indignant reply "It's rude to just leave someone standing at the door."
"Where the heck did you come from?" The older of the two demanded, at the same moment Ludwig said "I don't think it's a good idea to open the door when it's on fire."
"The door's on fire? Awsome!" America peered out from where he was hiding behind the coat rack.
"…How long have you been standing there and not noticing this?" Germany asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I don't know, who cares?" The older blonde replied flippantly. "So are you going to open the door or do you need the hero to do it for you?" Without waiting for an answer, he strode over and threw the door open.
The group stared.
A crazed looking Russia stared back.
"Kol?"
Italy, Romano, and Canada screamed in perfect unison and ran deeper into the house. America dove back behind the coat rack.
Lovino decided that he really had to do some rethinking on whether or not karma was real.
Translations:
I'm guessing you can figure them out.
I'm just going to say again that I'm sorry about the long wait. Unfortunately I'm probably not going to be able to post for the next three weeks or so, but I'll try to keep writing.
Also, there won't be too many more chapters, because I feel like the quality is getting worse, and it's generally outstaying it's welcome. I'm thinking one or two more and then the Epilogue.
Anyways, please Review! It really makes my day.
